CONTINUED FROM >>20948
You are Cytosol, a worthless blob in a world of eternal night.
The right half of your body is inside an underground chamber with a large cannon
Your left half is at the save point.
What will you do now?
Inventory: STAR AMULET, BOTTLE, ROPE, APPLES x2, DANDRUFF
Using 2d10, highest roll within five minutes is chosen
Made a map of the current world
Do the Mario!Swing your arms from side to side CMON ITS TIME TO GO DO THE MARIO
Rolled 5, 2 = 7 (2d10)
>>69334
>saltwater lake
>worthless blob
left goes to the lake and try to explore the bottom if possible.
right tries to operate or investigate the cannon if possible
>>70425
I'LL DO THIS ONE TOMORROW
>>70645
Left half looks at the cannon. It appears that however worked on this spent a good time on it. There is even a hatch at the top of the cavern. Suddenly, you here a noise come from behind the door.
The right one makes its way to the bottom of the lake. There is only some slimefish and something buried. You hear something lurking around here, however.
What now?
Inventory: STAR AMULET, BOTTLE, ROPE, APPLES x2, DANDRUFF
>>72760
Left one should hide behind the cannon and the right one should find out what's buried.
>>72857
The left blobling hides behind the large cannon. A bespectacled blob enters from the doorway.
The right blobling finds a small treasure chest buried in the bottom of the lake. The sound from earlier is getting closer, and some of the slimefish have run off.
What now?
Inventory: STAR AMULET, BOTTLE, ROPE, APPLES x2, DANDRUFF
NOTE: While split, you CANNOT use any attacking abilities
Please sure roll next time. We're slow right now, so I'll allow it.
bumping to keep alive
>>73080
Rolling for right blobling to not get rekt
Left should see if it's at all possibly to quietly aim the cannon at Glasses over there. Also, check of the thing's loaded.
Rolled 8, 7 = 15 (2d10)
>>81043
Woops
>>81043
The left blobling checks the cannon to see if it's loaded, which it is, and tries to aim it at the glasses blob. The cannon unfortunately hits the side of the wall. Glasses blob notices you.
The right blobling, in an attempt not to get "rekt", hops into the small chest. The sound draws even nearer.
What now?
Inventory: STAR AMULET, BOTTLE, ROPE, APPLES x2, DANDRUFF
Also, since these threads are running really slowly, I just gonna make it simple and take whoever replies first. You don't have to roll.
>>83918
Left blobling: interrogate Glasses. Be ready to fire cannon if he tries something
Right blobling: check contents of chest
>>85445
The left blobling interrogates four-eyes and tells him that he better start talking otherwise your gonna set this thing off. The glasses blob isn't too worried, since you are a split blob that can't even attack, but is surprised by your violent attitude.
The right blobling finds a whopping 500 gold and three throwing knives. Meanwhile, something very large swims by.
(Cont.)
>>87236
The glasses blob decides to humor the small blobling and tells him everything. The glasses blob is named Maxwell, and he is has been working on this cannon for the past year. He is planning on using this cannon to launch an atomic bomb at the Lunar God.
He also says that he is done with the cannon and will be firing it soon.
What now?
Inventory: STAR AMULET, BOTTLE, ROPE, APPLES x2, DANDRUFF
>>87338
Left blobling: tell Glasses to FIRE THE PANZERSHREK
Right blobling: pretend to be a hermit crab, use the chest as a shell, and run away like a coward
>>88613
You yell at Maxwell in German to fire the cannon. He is amused by your little fury, and agrees.
The right blobling hermit-crabs its way to the surface, with the items still in the chest. You notice that the thing swimming around you was actually BOSS: Boingo Beast.
(Cont.)
>>89093
Maxwell raises the cannon to the surface and aims it at Lunar God Mountain. You and him go up to the surface to watch.
The right one makes it to the surface and takes off the chest. The knives and 500 gold drop out beside you.
What now?
Inventory: STAR AMULET, BOTTLE, ROPE, APPLES x2, DANDRUFF
>>89125
Right, pick up gold and knives and run away.
Left, tell Maxwell to fire the fucking cannon already.
>>89392
Maxwell launches the cannon to Lunar God Mountain.
The right blobling picks up the chest items and runs off.
(Cont.)
>>89724
[CUTSCENE]
>>89737
[CUTSCENE]
>>89751
[CUTSCENE]
>>89767
[CUTSCENE]
>>89778
NEW AREA UNLOCKED: Sludge Pit
>>89793
Maxwell gives a heavy sigh, realizing that he just wasted a year of his life.
The right blobling ran back to the save point. While there, you heard a loud explosion to the south of here. You also got 500 gold from that chest
What now?
Inventory: STAR AMULET, BOTTLE, ROPE, APPLES x2, DANDRUFF, THROWING KNIVES x3
>>89831
Which one has the star amulet? If left, tell see you later to Maxwell and move to save point to become a single blob and go search the remainings at the Sludge Pit. If right, wonder what are you doing with your blob life.
>>90018
Inventory is shared among split bloblings
Just before teleporting back, Maxwell lets you know that he'll probably be fishing at the lake for a while, if you ever need to see him again.
You meet your other half at the save point and reform.
Cytosol is one again!
(Cont.)
>>90278
You then go south and check out where the bomb landed. The bomb created the SLUDGE PIT, a cavern turned radioactive and filled with mutated slime monsters.
You also have the feeling that a BOSS is lurking in there.
In order to access the Sludge Pit, you will need to use a rope.
What now?
Inventory: STAR AMULET, BOTTLE, ROPE, APPLES x2, DANDRUFF, THROWING KNIVES x3
>>90318
Save, then go fuck up boingo beast
>>90492
I'll do this tomorrow
Wait patiently, Anon!
>>90492
You quickly stop by the save point and save your game.
Then, you decide to head over to Boingo Lake to defeat your first BOSS, Boingo Beast.
You're not exactly sure how to get the beast's attention. Also, you see Maxwell fishing by the dock.
What now?
Inventory: STAR AMULET, BOTTLE, ROPE, APPLES x2, DANDRUFF, THROWING KNIVES x3
Abilities: STEAL, SUPLEX, SLICE UPPERCUT, SPLIT, FLEE
>>93013
Check whats up w/ Maxwell, being sure to call him by the wrong name as a slight insult.
>>93064
You yell to Maxwell, "WHAT'S UP, MARK?" He seems a bit annoyed, but tells you that he's just fishing. Taking things a bit easier since his cannon project turned out to be a bust. He also tells you to be careful if you go swimming, since there's a lake monster that comes out if you get in the lake.
What now?
Inventory: STAR AMULET, BOTTLE, ROPE, APPLES x2, DANDRUFF, THROWING KNIVES x3
>>95064
Push him into the lake to draw out the Boss. Get a throwing knife ready.
>>95225
You knock Maxwell into the lake!
MAXWELL: "What are you doing?! HELP!"
(Cont.)
>>95610
THE BOINGO BEAST APPEARS
You ready one of your throwing knives
What now?
Inventory: STAR AMULET, BOTTLE, ROPE, APPLES x2, DANDRUFF, THROWING KNIVES x3
Abilties: STEAL, KNIFE THROW, SPLIT, FLEE
NOTE: While a weapon item is out, some of your abilities will be replaced by new ones
Rolled 17 (1d20)
>>95653
STEAL the Boingo Beast's internal organs, causing it to die instantly
>>95985
You try to steal the beast's internal organs, which means you jumped into its mouth. BOINGO BEAST chomps down and deals 35 damage.
Maxwell whips out his LASER GUN and deals a critical 65 damage to the boss.
What now?
Inventory: STAR AMULET, BOTTLE, ROPE, APPLES x2, DANDRUFF, THROWING KNIVES x3
Abilties: STEAL, KNIFE THROW, SPLIT, FLEE
>>96423
Throw your knife at it.
>>96423
Suddenly, Fawkes flies in and blinds the beast!
>>97571
You throw one of your knives at the BOINGO BEAST, dealing 25 damage.
Maxwell charges up his blaster.
What now?
Inventory: STAR AMULET, BOTTLE, ROPE, APPLES x2, DANDRUFF, THROWING KNIVES x2
Abilties: STEAL, SUPLEX, SLICE UPPERCUT, SPLIT, FLEE
Rolled 10, 7 = 17 (2d10)
>>98193
help maxwell to pier to improve his initiative, then attempt a team attack with our slice uppercut and one of his abilities
>>98492
Oooh, I like this one.
I'll do this tomorrow, so hold tight!
I just couldn't wait.
>>98492
You tell Maxwell about planning a team attack. He says that he was charging his blaster to do a CHARGE SHOT at the beast.
You ask him if you could combine your SLICE UPPERCUT with his CHARGE SHOT, and he agrees.
(Cont.)
>>99833
You and Maxwell together use CHARGE LASER UPPERCUT, dealing a whopping 105 damage to the beast!
What now?
Inventory: STAR AMULET, BOTTLE, ROPE, APPLES x2, DANDRUFF, THROWING KNIVES x2
Abilities: STEAL, SUPLEX, SLICE UPPERCUT, SPLIT, FLEE
Maxwell's Abilities: REPAIR, LASER SHOT, CHARGE, FLEE
>>99902
Eat an apple to regain health.
>>99902
Run onto land so the Boingo Beast can't hit you, and spam LASER SHOT while the serpent makes a futile attempt to get to you
>>100085
You eat the apple and regain 20 health.
BOINGO BEAST deals 20 damage to Maxwell.
What now?
Inventory: STAR AMULET, BOTTLE, ROPE, APPLE, DANDRUFF, THROWING KNIVES x2
Abilities: STEAL, SUPLEX, SLICE UPPERCUT, SPLIT, FLEE
Maxwell's Abilities: REPAIR, LASER SHOT, CHARGE, FLEE
>>101507
Move both blobs to the back row so they take half damage from melee, while their ranged attacks are unhindered
Rolled 6, 6 = 12 (2d10)
>>101507
Attempt to steal from the Boingo Beast's face, then go for a suplex, while our guest party member laser shoots to cover our ass. if we cant suplex it, use the power of the dandruff.
>>101806
You move to the back row, though you're not exactly sure what that means. So instead, you just move little bit back from the end of the dock. BOINGO BEAST uses a fireball attack and destroys half the dock.
Maxwell shoots and deals 40 damage.
What now?
Inventory: STAR AMULET, BOTTLE, ROPE, APPLE, DANDRUFF, THROWING KNIVES x2
Abilities: STEAL, SUPLEX, SLICE UPPERCUT, SPLIT, FLEE
Maxwell's Abilities: REPAIR, LASER SHOT, CHARGE, FLEE
>>102094
Also, just as a head's up in case the thread dies, I'll be gone Wednesday, Thursday, and most of Friday. Going to Myrtle Beach with some friends.
If the thread dies, then the next thread will probably be Friday night.
Thanks again for contributing to this quest.