somethingquest

>>69102
Doktoro Esperanto

Pepe

Frog dude

>>69102
Kermit Suicide

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>>69108
oh right
you are DOKTORO ESPERANTO, a simple frog who is currently in his office
you don't know exactly what you should be doing, besides your job (which you're pretty sure is something about research for cleaning supplies)

looks like it's up to you to find a noble quest worthy of a man with a tie as moderately nice as yours

>>69102
Wyatt Earp, the man who tamed the West

>>69160
Become a vigilante hero

You discover that you are actually testing cleaning supplies, and your next assignment is to drink some bleach.

Prevent trump from becoming president of the United states

Take a Massive shit

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>>69179
you would become a vigilate hero, but you have none of the required equipment
or anything to hold it with besides your hands, for that matter
this seems like a decent goal for a quest

Go to the local gun store to procure some useful weapons

Use the spider on the top left of the image

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>>69230
this seems like a good idea
on the way out, however, you stop as you realize you don't actually have your wallet
i mean, you could go anyways, but it'd be pretty silly to try to buy a gun with no ID or actual money

Go find your wallet then continue to proceed to the gun store.

Sell your tie

>>69288
Look at your desk.

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>>69342
you turn back around and go to check your desk. light streams through the window behind it.

you really, really need to get some curtains or blinds put in

>>69432
Check on the black thing. What is it? A phone?

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>>69432
yes
your company didn't issue one, it's some obscure cheap chinese thing
works well enough for what you use it for, anyways

Look through recent texts/calls

>>69621
Take selfie while making a bored face.

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>>69663
you take a selfie
you're pretty sure you always look like garbage in photos, but you try your hardest

Look around your office for a safe.

>>69767
Check the drawers of the desk. Anything inside of there?

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>>69814
one contains carkeys and an SD card
the other is locked

>>69907
Take the car keys and sd card. Leave the office and head for parking lot.

Take car keys and sd card. look for a computer to use the sd card

>>69907
Just look at porn on your phone

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>>69935
>>69921
you can't do that because you're holding you're phone! there's no possible way to fit both an SD card and some carkeys in one hand, you madmen!

your mental state has lowered as a result of these confusing actions

>>69997
Place sd card inside phone. Then grab car keys

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>>70013
you put the sd card into the phone, and grab the keys
out of curiousity, you check what's on the phone, and...
oh
oh wow

you're keeping this card.

>>70238
Leave the office.

>>70238
Leave office, hit on secretary. Its a pig.

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>>70245
>>70305
you're about to leave again, when it strikes you...
you don't have a car
and your office doesn't have a parking lot

leave anyways?

>>70311
Investigate key

>>70311
Who's keys are these? Are these even car keys? Try using key on locked drawer.

>>70311
Remember you left your hat in the testing lab and head there before leaving the building

>>70311
go seduce the pig secretary, maybe she'll give you a backpack

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>>70333
>>70338
regular-ass car keys
they do not fit in the drawer

>>70416
Use the second key

>>70416
Activate panic button on car keys

>>70311
This is an adventure dammit, if it's not bolted to the ground we're fucking taking it.

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>>70503
you press the panic button, and get a free trip out of the office

>>70566
deploy parachute

>>70566
cool, now lets check out surroundings, if anyones around mug them for their wallet

>>70566

>>70566
be saved by a bird person.

>>70566
Land on a kid and break the fall

>>70566
Press the panic button again

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>>70654
you press the panic button again in midair
>>70596
causing you to go flying much further than you would have before, missing a nearby birdman who happened to be flying by
you are unconcious on impact
>>70614
eventually, though, you wake up to see a small goat child
you apparently landed on a plush toy of a goat child that he had dropped by mistake, destroying it.

>>70711
Pick up your phone and leave.

>>70711
Beg for money on the street

>>70711
this panic button sounds super useful

steal the kid's pants for pocket inventory slots and then press the panic button again to escape

>>70711
Apologize to the kid

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>>70736
>>70786
you pick up your phone, and proceed to forcefully tear the pants off the child
you're not a very big person, so they fit you well and... actually feel pretty nice. +1 self confidence. you're not evil, though, so you make sure to leave a note.

you hit the panic button, and go flying once more

>>70711
Go and find a passerby on the street,
proceed to mug them.

>>70867
land near some hot chicks

>>70867
land inside a jacuzzi filled with hot chicks

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>>70917
aw yeah

>>70959
fuck now the phone is ruined

>>71005
also check the car keys, see if there are any buttons besides panic

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>>71005
you exit the jacuzzi and take a moment to mourn the loss of your cheap chink phone, and all the incredible porn that was on that SD card.

>>71072
damn.. we never even tried to call anything.
>>71038
this plus where the fuck are we?

>>71072
don't be a baby, just let the phone dry and it'll be fine. go to park.

>>71141
okiedokie thanks op see you then

>>71141
I like this thread.
We should save the SD card, they usually resist water not too badly.

>>77722
Or we could totally dupe someone into thinking it still works...

...and then find out it actually does work and then look like we bribed them with degenerate smut.

I wonder what kind of porn was on that thing anyway.