COLUMBINE QUEST

>>687470
>You wake up in your bed(s).

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>>687472
Grab my pillows, sheets, and look around for anything else in my room.

Look for the explosive devices I will use.

>>687482
Welcome friend. Get a trip and pick one of these classes.

Fedora Master
Edgelord
Stealth Fapper
Katana Kid

>>687484
Excellent. Go downstairs and enter my parents room; check for anybody inside the house.

>>687476
>Manhorse wakes up in the bedroom
>Manhorse adds his pillows and bedsheets to his inventory
+Waifu Pillow
+Bedsheets(2)
>Manhorse surveys the room to see there are anime figures on his desk and shelf's, as well as a beefy gaming PC on his desk
>Manhorse sees there is a cushioned office chair in front of the desk

>>687488
Katana Kid

>>687494
>Manhorse goes downstairs
>Manhorse enters his parents room
>Manhorse remembers that while the house is empty his father will be home soon.

>>687502
Fuck, we don't have much time then. Find dressers, locked cabinets, anything under the bed, and of course weapons.

>>687504
>Anonymous spawns in the bedroom
>Anonymous sheathes his katana and wipes a thick layer of grease from his forehead
>Anonymous is filled with determination

Name:Anonymous
Max Blood:100
Blood:100
Stamina:100
Class:Katana Kid
Money:5$
Weapon:Hatori Hanzo Katana(40 Blood)
Armor:
Inventory:Makoto Figurine, Hello-Kitty bandages(4)

>>687504
>Manhorse looks frantically around the room. He finds a Glock(30 Blood) in his parents dresser, as well as (10) 9mm rounds.

Anon, please get a trip.

>>687520
Go down to the kitchen and look at the selection of knives/utensils.

>>687550
>Manhorse goes downstairs and looks around the kitchen
>Manhorse sees an assotment of cuttlery, a stove, a refrigerator, and a small television, some rat poison is on top of the fridge.

>>687558
Grab the Rat Poison, the longest knife, and loot the fridge for food. Then, leave a note and go outside.

Dear Dad,
Went out for a bit. Be back soon.

>>687563
>Manhorse takes the rat poison, a steak knife, and a jug of milk, and a ham sandwich
>Manhorse leaves the note
>Manhorse feels good for faking being sick, now he'll be able to surprise the kids at school...

>>687576
Conceal all my weapons and head off to the library in school; I need to research before the attack.

>>687589
>Manhorse conceals his weapons
>Manhorse walks outside and sees his shitty rental car

>>687595
Drive and enter the school.
"Another day, another dawn."

>>687597
>Manhorse drives to school and parks in the parking lot
>Manhorse enters his school from the front doors
>A beefy jock stops and spits in Manhorses face before squeezing his girlfriends ass and walking on

>>687602
"Topkek."
Using the power of sneaky sneak, try and pickpocket the jock for his contents while he leaves.

>>687623
>Manhorse attemtpts to pickpocket
>14
>Manhorse takes the Jocks wallet
+600$

>>687635
Dank, let's head to the library and find books on lockpicking and sneaking.

>>687643
>Manhorse enters the library
>Manhorse is unable to find books about lockpicking or sneaking
>A nerdy pimple faced fat girl walks up to Manhorse
"Hay bae, I thought you were sick today?"

>>687650
"Sorry you must've misunderstood me, what I said was that you make me sick"

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>687650
Stealth rape her in the back of the library.
"I'm sick, alright-- with the sickest D."

>>687655
>Anonymous says something mean to the ugly bitch
"Hay now..."

>Manhorse grabs her by the hair and rapes her in the back of the library
>Manhorse is just strong enough to keep the girls mouth shut as he hate fucks her
>Manhorse busts a nut in her cunt
>Nobody seems to have noticed
>The girl pulls up her skirt and tries to get up while crying

>>687669
Put the pillowcase on her head, slam the gun into her head, and keep her in the bathroom so nobody notices her.
Also, loot her for everything she has, including her clothes.

>>687687
Manhorse puts a pillow over the girls head
>Manhorse slams the gunn into the girls head and knocks her out
>Manhorse drags her into a closet in the library bathroom
>Manhorse takes skirt,blouse, panties
>Manhorse locks the closet behind him

Wake up

I'll pick Katana Kid

>>687751
>Starlight wakes up next to Manhorse she is katana kid
>Starlight wonders how she got a katana into school
>Starlight runs a hand through her moist and greasy hair

>>687800
Go find a bathroom and proceed to wash my hair.

>>687816
Starlight enters the girls bathroom
>Starlight looks into the mirror and sees her pimple caked face
NAT 1
>Starlight fails to clean up
>Starlight falls into a pool of piss
>A cheerleader walks up to Starlight and mashes Starlight's face into the piss

>>687832
Kick her legs so that she falls down,then stomp her head.

>>687843
>Starlight sweeps the legs out from under the cheerleader
>Starlight stomps on the cheerleaders head
>Blood spurts from the cheerleaders nose
>The cheerleader opens her mouth to scream

>>687852
Quickly cover the cheerleader's mouth and punch her head.

>>687864
>Starlight fails
>The cheerleader bites her hand
>Blood oozes from the fresh wound
-2 blood
>Starlight hits the cheerleader in the face
>The cheerleader looks unfazed

>>687881
Stab her in the stomach with my katana while covering her mouth again to suppress the scream.

>>687896
>Starlight covers the cheerleaders mouth
>Starlight runs her blade through the cheerleaders chest
>The cheerleader has died
Blood is all over the floor

>>687903
Loot everything on her then stab the katanta into the corpse.Position the hands onto the handle so it looks like she committed suicide by seppuku.

>>687916
>Starlight makes it look like the cheerleader killed herself
>Katana removed from inventory
>Starlight takes the cheerleaders clothes

>>687927
Mop up the blood with the cheerleader's clothes,then wash myself to remove any blood on me.

>>687931
>Starlight mops up the blood
>Starlight cleans herself

>>687942
Attempt to wash my hair again,then exit the bathroom like nothing happened

>>687949
>Starlight washes the grease from her hair... it'll probably be back in an hour or so...
>With nothing to dry her hair, Starlight walks into the hallway dripping water everywhere
>The kids in the hallway point and laugh

>>687957
Just continue on with my as if nothing ever happened.
Business as usual.

>>687965
>Starlight continues on
>Starlight hears a scream from behind her
>Someone must have found the body
>The bell for 2nd lunch rings

>>687981
Quickly go to lunch and grab a napkin,due to the realization that my prints must still be on the handle.

>>687981
>Starlight runs full speed through the hallways and into the cafeteria
>Many people look at her strangely
>Starlight grabs a napkin and runs back, in the process she knocks down the blind kid
>Starlight runs into the bathroom
>Starlight sees a cop with a gun. a school teacher, and a scared looking student, there is also the naked and bloody corpse of the cheerleader
>They haven't noticed Starlight yet

>>687981
Find out what that smell was.

>>687996
>>687997

>>687996
Quietly slip into one of the stalls and wait for the right opportunity to wipe those fingerprints off

>>687997
>Suitcase knocks through the bathroom door and shoves her nose into a puddle of the cheerleaders blood
>The smell is definitely blood

>>688016
>Starlight slips into a stall
>The cop walks out of the room
>Starlight will probably need to kill the student and teacher, then reclaim her katana and destroy it somehow

>>688045
Who's this Suitcase person? Anywho, go over to the sink and clean the blood off my nose.

>>688045
Sneak out of the room and create a loud sound so that the two go out to investigate

>>688050
>Briefcase goes to the sink and cleans the blood off of her nose
>The student and teacher look at her in disgust

>>688068
>Starlight exits the bathroom and pulls the fire alarm
>This should buy her some time
>The teacher and student walk out of the bathroom

>>688078
Follow the teacher and the student.

>>688078
Go back in and wipe the handle of the katana clean.Quickly exit afterwards

>>688078
Watch the scene occur and enter the bathroom; take the body and wrap it up in a sheet before people return.

>>688196
Go to class I guess.

>>688080
>Briefcase follows the teacher and student

>>688101
>Starlight uses the napkin, and like in her dating sims, she cleans the katana handle by giving it a handjob with the napkin

>>688117
Manhorse wraps the cheerleaders corpse and the katana up in a bed sheet
+1 Filled Bodybag
-1 Bedsheet

>>688216
Go to class I suppose.

>>688216
Exit the bathroom and go outside where presumably everyone is due to the fire alarm

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>>688080
Follow the two into an unpopulated room. Kill the student, the teacher's strength is no match for our hellish anime training.

Teleport behind the student and say:
>Nothing personal, kid.

>>688196
Toss the body next to the unconscious nerd in the other bathroom and flee to the back of the school; I'm sick, after all, randomly appearing won't give me any good views in wake of the crime.

Ho boy, here we go.

Edgelord. Let's turn my life around.

>>688230
>Briefcase enters an empty classroom

>>688231
>Starlight goes out into the quad/courtyard were everyone is hanging out and a pack of niggers are wailing on a poor white kid

>>688232
>Cheesus follows the two young women into the teachers lounge
>Cheesus tries to kill them but realizes he doesn't exist yet
>Cheesus will need to pick one of theses classes first

Fedora Master
Edgelord
Stealth Fapper
Katana Kid

>>688236
>Manhorse dumps the body into the other bathroom then flees out of the front doors of the school
>Manhorse sees a few police cruisers parked in the parking lot

>>688247
Check the time.

>>688247
Go home?

>>688247
Not good. Go to the other way and head to a nearby shop, preferably a gun shop or otherwise.

>>688247
Lol OP
Fedora Master, of course. I'll just pretend I have weapons! My true weapons as a Fedora Master are my awkward conversational skills!

I follow the two girls. Without making eye contact, I ask them what their favorite anime is.

>>688255
>Briefcase checks...
It's currently 2:30, schools almost done

>>688257
>Starlight runs home as fast as she can, >Starlight is running home(1/4), luckily she lives close to the school

>Manhorse walks to the towns Gunshop
>Manhorse sees Cletus put down a can of beer and size him up
"You want sumthin' boy!?"
*hic*

>>688286
Keep running home

>>688286
Show him my budget of $610.
"I'd like to sell an intact Glock and a large knife. Then we can talk about finer things."

>>688286
Wait for school to end before heading home.

>>688297
Starlight continues to run(2/4)
Starlight vomits and spills some spaghetti

>>688303
Manhorse sells his Glock and Large Knife for 2,500 dollars
"Wut is it yu want?"
+2,500 Money

>Briefcase hears the bell ring
She heaves and walks to the front doors of the school, sweating every step of the way

>>688335
Welp, walk home.

>>688335
Keep going while not spilling any more spaghetti

>>688335
"A basic katana for my... ahem. I'd also like a semi-automatic sniper, not powerful, but enough to take out targets from long range."
"While I'm at it, I might as well get an automatic pistol. Just a G18 should do, basic model, plastic body."

>>688354
>>688342
>Briefcase walks home
>Starlight gets home

>>688370
Manhorse haggles
"You want a scoped-rifle, and a G18... that'll be 2,800 dollars, and a Katana will be an additional 600 dollars."

>>688016
Dammit anon
>"Um..is there something wrong? Id like to use the bathroom."

>>688379
"Deal."
Collect the weapons. Attempt to cut the blanket I have into a black trenchcoat.

>>688379
Look around

>>688379
Continue walking home.

>>688392
Manhorse buys a scoped .22, and the katana
-2,800 dollars

>>688397
>Starlight looks around, she sees her father passed out on the couch
>Hardcore porno is blaring from the TV
>>688403
Briefcase is home

>>688409
Well, is there anything to do at home?

>>688409
Sit down and watch the hardcore porn

>>688409
>>688419
Nevermind, I'll just head to my room.

>>688409
Find Glom and give her the katana.
"Come to me for upgrades; the next one's free."
Begin to find a hidden area in some shrubbery, in sight of the police cruisers.

>>688440
Call Manhorse. I need advice on how to talk to women. I hope he's not busy right now. He hasn't picked up the phone in three weeks...

>>688436
>Briefcase tromps up the stairs, making loud banging noises as she goes, her flabby titties swing freely in the air as a stream of grease flows from her wet locks
>Briefcase enters her room

>>688427
Starlight sits down in front of the coffee table and watches hardcore porn
>Starlight sees a women being analized by a 5 giant dildos, it looks as thought blood is pouring from the woman's anus

>Manhorse gives the katana to Glom
>Manhorse goes back to school and hides in some bushes where he can clearly see the police cruisers

>>688419
>Edgelord
Let's go.

>>688465
"Let's do this."
Aim the scope down at the police surrounding. Keep track of all their heads. Take this entire turn to focus on rapidly firing, increasing accuracy and fire rate.
TL;DR, use Focus.

>>688463
"Hello?"

>>688465
Keep watching

>>688465
Play my ps4

>>688547
"Checkmate."
Fire at the heads as quickly as possible, taking out, hopefully, all the guards from the outside using my Focus bonus.
Will there be skill points?

>>688465 (You)
>>688490
>Cheesus and Manhorse share a touching moment
>Cheesus and Manhorse are talking

>>688481
>Schist spawns in as an Edgelord
>Schist is in the houses garage, there is a loaded gun in front of him, his shirt is stained with blood, some dead chickens lay on the garage floor
>The chickens bodies are filled with bullet holes

>>688526
>Starlight keeps watching
>Dad wakes up and sees Starlight
'Hey honey, how'd you like to help your pop out?"
>Dad pulls out his cock and drunkenly stumble toward Starlight

>>688490
Manhorse shoots the 3 cops standing near the cruisers
>He scores Nat 20's on each of them, headshot headshot, headshot

>>688545
>Briefcase sits down and while lactating (most likely from her rape baby) begins to play her PS4

>>688566
What? When did I have a rape baby?

>>688547
>Gently pet my beloved chickens and whisper "Its nappy time"
>Take off my shirt and try to fit the bodies into it, wrapping the up. Dump everything into a trash can, opaque bag, or bin in the garage for now.
>Go Get a change of clothes at home
Youre fucking perfect, OP

>>688566
>shove the gock into my pants

Surely this garage has paint.
>Pour paint over blood spots on the floor if any

>>688566
Attempt to talk Dad out of this while backing up

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>>688490
H-He....Hello, Manhorsu-kun. I've have been delighted by this experience to talk to ummm... I mean WITH you.... Baka, Cheesus! He's not here for your eblighted weirdness! Gosh....

I have a f...favor to ask humbly of you, dono-san-Manhorse... Will y-..... "

I'm trembling. I try to breathe through my nose, but my mouth is the only breathing hole I know. I exhale in exhaustion from all of the effort involved in sounding cool.

"C...Can I learn to be a super desu lady's man like you, Onee-chan?"

>>688581
>Briefcase remembers when a pack of niggers gangraped her while yelling something akin to "fuck whites"

>>688582
Schist uses his shirt as a make-shift bag for the chicken corpses
>Schist depsosits the filled bodybag into the garages trashcan... it shouldn't smell to bad...
>Schist shoves the Glock into his pants... right next to his dick
>Yup Schist just put a loaded gun right next to his cock, I can't make this shit up

>>688607
>Nat 9
>Starlight fails
>Dad pushes her down and begins to rape thew shit out of her mouth
>Dad is throat raping Starlight

>>688618
Cheesus manages to get out everything he wants to say right as he hears Manhorse being tackled by cops
That's fucking hilarious man, your awesome Anon.
...................................................................
Cops tackle Manhorse
Manhorse is being taken to prison(1/3)

>>688622
Use the things I've learned from watching hentai to pleasure Dad even more,since there is clearly no escape from this

>>688631
Every house has paint c'non.
>Get some paint, a large plastic opaque bag. Put chickens in bag, pour a bucket full of paint over our shirtwrap. Throw some random shit in their like crumbled paper and sticks.justs say we attempted a failed art project. The paint should mollify around the wrap as well. I'm going to assume we have an opaque bag and paint in the garage? Otherwise, how far to find them?

>>688631
QUEST PAUSED

>>688631
I hear the phone crash as I sputter out my last sentence. I realize now that I am, and will forever be alone.

"Manhorsu-kun!!!! MAN CHAAAAN!"

Crying profusely, I look my television for comfort and see the breaking news.

They're taking my nakama away. It's time to get serious.

I grab my Naruto headband and strap on my ornamental katana. Time to fight for my friends.

>Ask mom for a ride to the police station.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>688631
Attempt to escape using muh G18 and fleeing.

>>688669
Stealth Fapper

Guess I'll wait till the events caused by these people are quieted down in the morning. I didn't go to school that day because stealth masterbation needed a day for itself.

Will continue tomorrow right?

>>689647
Yeah I'll get this going pretty soon.

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>>690290
"I'll just wait by the front door, Mom. See, Dad was wrong. I DO have a woman in my life! A-and she's better than a wife!"