oh shit whaddup!
its dat boi, the best unicyclist frog on the planetet.
today you have finally fallen out of style, and as a result, you lose your income of government memebux.
its the first time in months you had ta actually go outside, boi, whatchu finna do?
>gather all the murderweapons lyin around yo house!(roll 1d10 for scavenge!)
>getcho ass on dat unicycle dere and preform on the streets!(roll 1d10 for exhibitionism!)
>Ruminate on your faded dreams. (roll 1d10 for no reason!)
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>68412
>gather all the murderweapons lyin around yo house!(roll 1d10 for scavenge!)
Rolled 5 (1d10)
O shit waddup
Thanks doc
>>68547
ur whale cum fammo
>>68478
[sorry about taking so long, i had to install and learn gimp. how do i move selected pixels?]
>>68845
You stop being a niggerfaggot
>>68911
roll 1d100 for board quality
>>68478
>>68527
>>68911
alright, so you looked all up and down your memebux manor, and this place empty af. there's one fucking weapon, and it's your niggablaster that you had since you was a kid.
>items get, boi
>buncha plastic butterknives
>two knives of varying length?? nigga who knows, you ain't no auntie fee
>a hatchet
>a scissors
>Niggablaster
>Your unicycle shoots you a disapproving glare.
Whatchu finna do now, boi?
>find some niggas to blast(roll d10 for finding)
>unicycle out and look for a job(roll d10 for looking)
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>69164
unicycle
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>69164
>find some niggas to blast
>>71625
>critical miss
you couldn't find any niggas, all you could find was white folks
>>71596
you cycle right on up to one and she goes in for the
>it's dat boi!!!!!!
nd you regurgitate your practiced "oh shit whaddup!" at her and she fuckin laughs her ass off. You see she's in uniform and ask about jobs.
>Oh, you want a job here, that's cool man, my boss said a spot just opened up. come on in, lemme get you introduced!
>follow her in (roll for following power!)
>shoot her up (roll for senseless murder)[I'm turning in for the night, keep rolling bois]
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>72036
>shoot her upWith HEROIN