Stock Photo Quest

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>>68290
Open the door

>>68290
Go home to my beautiful house, and my beautiful wife.

>Your head is killing you

"I think I might need to go see a doctorb."
You pickup the phone and dial for an ambulance.
Should have probably added a small roll to consider actions.

>>68334
And that doctor is Dr. Mantis Tobaggan

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>>68303
You step out of your truck.

You seem to be in some sort of log cabin.

>>68312
Though you would love to try and shoehorn the rest of that song in, you sadly do not have a wife.

Your name is Carl Fishburne. You're a truck driver. Though your immediate surroundings would suggest that your not doing a very good job.

>>68351
Grab the shotgun and find that guy's wallet

>>68351
Ponder the reality you live in.

But after a minute, you realize "who cares?".
Take the furnace and put it in your inventory.
You might need it for later!

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>>68365
It actually appears to be a bolt-action rifle. But you take it anyway. A gun's a gun after all.

You check the dead guy's pockets, but all he has is a packet of fruit gummies.

>>68428
Eat some of the gummies and look at the dead guy's pictures.

>>68428
What is next to the dead guys left hand?

>>68446
porn

Shoot yourself with gun

>>68428
Read The Catcher in the Rye from cover to cover. Be on the lookout for phonies.

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>>68446
>>68484
Yes, it appears your victim was reading J.D. Salinger's famous coming-of-age novel before you crashed a semi through his wall and killed him.

>>68438
They're a little stale.

On top of the end table, there is a picture of what must be him and his wife, and a romance novel.

>>68675
Look under the bed for a dildo

>>68675
See if punching the body solves anything.

Use the fireplace to start a fire in the house, removing the evidence.

>>68675
Eat your hands

>>68675
Sell that lefty rifle for big bucks online.

Rolled 2 (1d4)

If Evens:
Look at his picture closer.
There seems to be something in the back!

If Odds:
Punch his picture, then throw it in the fire.

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>>68685
Under the bed, you see a locked wooden box and a bottle of whiskey

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Try to break open the box

>>68962

pour the whiskey in the truck's gas tank, see if it runs

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>>68828
My God, you're right! Written in sharpie on the back of the picture frame are the words:

"Wooden Frame 99¢"

It looks like he got this for a bargain!

>>68990
You try to pry open the box with your fingers. When that doesn't work, you throw it at the wall as hard as you can.

The box opens, but you broke the dildo that was inside.

>>69206
>vaginal dildo
and nothing of value was lost

B