1d4 Quest #1

Rolled 2 (1d4)

>>67888
A cute blonde loli spawns near to you

Rolled 2 (1d4)

>>67995
An avarage loli girl then

Rolled 2 (1d4)

>>67888
You fall down the hill

Rolled 4 (1d4)

>>67888
Roll down hill.

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Rolled 3 (1d4)

>>67888
run to river

>captcha: select rivers

Rolled 4 (1d4)

>>68063
Find some wood and make a fire

Dice+1d4

>>68115
Put it in the options field

Rolled 2 (1d4)

>>68032
After rolling down the hill, roll back up the hill.

...

Rolled 2 (1d4)

>>67888
Become God

Rolled 1 (1d4)

>>68132
After not rolling back up, grow wings and fly 10cm above the ground.

Rolled 3 (1d4)

Actually update on progress .-.


>>68173
Dude, you rolled a bad!

You are going to get us with negative wings and height in the ground!
I don't even want to imagine that.

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>>68164
You concentrate really hard on becoming God, but it seems that the job has already been taken.
God tells you off and suggests a career in woodworking.

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Rolled 2 (1d4)

>>68223
sit down and get depressed

Rolled 3 (1d4)

>>68223
You are feeling hungry.

Pour salt in your vinegar so your eggs cook quicker.

>>68256
>You are now anti-depressed
Great success.

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>>68261
>post didn't end in 0 4 7

Rolled 4 (1d4)

>>68292
Summon a stand

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>>68326
Due to nothing happening for a half hour I'll go with this.

You summon your stand - SPACE JAM, a floating basketball. God, an avid ball player, invites you up to heaven for a game.

Rolled 3 (1d4)

>>68548
Suddenly, out of fucking nowhere, David Hasselhoff is in heaven and he steals your spot on the B-ball court.

You are mad. Madder. Madder than you have ever been.

Rolled 3 (1d4)

>>68211
This

Rolled 3 (1d4)

Suck your own dick

>>68548

God invites you to his palace in the sky heavens.

You go to play a game of basketball on his golden court.

But oh no, oh god, it is happening!!
Hitler has broken out of hell and is attacking the heavens above!

You, God and the Harlem Gobstoppers must team up to defeat Hitler and his goons: Techno-rex, Satan and the Three Musket Ears!

(I am drawing this tomorrow)

Rolled 1 (1d4)

>>68641
Oh shitting dick nurples.
I forgot the roll.

Also, to be honest, I think the low selection rate of 4, 7 and 0 might be slowing things too much.
This board is slow as it is.
Maybe evens or odds?

>>68660
Yeah I'm going to go with evens starting with all posts after this one.

Rolled 4 (1d4)

>>68677
Sprout a tail and use it as a helicopter blade. Rise 20cm off the ground.

Rolled 3 (1d4)

>>68695
Sprout a helicopter blade and use it as a tail.

It is entirely non-functional.
Looks shiny though.
You are pleased by this.
Like a man enjoying a fine wine on the beach at sunset.

>>68711
Sprout a man enjoying fine wine on the beach at sunset.

Then ask yourself why you're tripping this hard.

Rolled 4 (1d4)

>>68733
Also roll.

>>68548
You dunk on him

Rolled 4 (1d4)

Oh god, so many odds, what the fuck

>>68733
Funny thing, I installed that old rainbow spoiler userstyle.


>>68746
Dunk his donuts. Dunk them hard.

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>>68758
Also adding a new rule - If you want to reroll or roll on someone else's suggestion, I will use the newer 1d4 roll

You send out SPACE JAM to go dunk on God, which it successfully does. God, impressed with your ability to dunk from across planes of existence decides to award you with ONE thing you desire.

>>68906
"dice+1d4"

Unlimited hot memes!

>>68933

"Dice+1d4"

Rolled 3 (1d4)

>>68940
In the options field, buddy.

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Rolled 4 (1d4)

"Come on and slam, and...VELCOME VAN DAMME!"
Suddenly, Van Damme bursts in.

He is holding a Coors Light.
"Nothing beats the cold, refreshing taste of a Coors light."
He flies off in to the distance.

You feel annoyed that Van Damme felt the need to shill the cold, refreshing taste of Coors Light in your quest.
Also why he is suddenly putting on a false German accent.

>>68940
Options field my friend.

Rolled 3 (1d4)

>>68906
superpowers

Rolled 3 (1d4)

>>68975

Thanks babe

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>>69124
>>68975
God angrily yells at the receding Van Damme to not sell his swill in heaven, but it is too late. You are already craving the low quality alcoholic beverage.

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>>69213
Whoops forgot the headband

Rolled 1 (1d4)

>>69213
>>69222
Pick up basketball.

Rolled 2 (1d4)

>>69222

God has the liquor

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>>69250
In your attempt to pick up SPACE JAM, you accidentally kick it off of the floating sky court, and it falls back through God's cloud portal away into parts unknown.

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>>69321
Ignore the mistakes.

>>67888
dice+1d4
Do an awesome cartwheel

Rolled 1 (1d4)

>>69321
Ask God to make another SPACE JAM

Rolled 2 (1d4)

>>69321
Ask God for another ball.

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>>69454
God says that two is enough for any man.

Rolled 2 (1d4)

>>69504
Tell God you're done playing and wish to go home.

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>>69592
God refuses to let you leave until you have had a Coors with him, as is required by the Van Damme Coors Curse™.

Rolled 1 (1d4)

>>69694
You drink with God, secretly wanting to leave.

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>>69884
Unfortunately, God has the Godlike ability to read your innermost desires, and is pretty offended at your lack of respect for the creator of all things. He is now preparing to send you to Hell for your disrespect, as soon as you have both lifted Mr. Van Damme's horrid Curse™.

Rolled 2 (1d4)

>>69989
You get desperate and attempt to beg for forgiveness.