Infinite Dungeon Quest: The Blik Bloks

I don't wanna seem rude but please come back T-T

Use ak47 on the bliks

>>677422
which ones? Theres a group of 4 with 2hp each that we can hit all at once with our AK and a group of 16 with 1hp each but we can only hit 5 of them at a time

helloooooooooooo?

I forgot something in our item list.
The foul skull
Sorry!

>>680796
Do a full recap of our encounter i wasnt in the last thread so i have no idea what any of this is

>>680812
We walked in the right room, Fapped in the corner and then weird blocks came out of the walls so we hit their weird diamond thing on them and they both split into 4 but then we will four of the 8 small ones turning them into 16 more enemies but we didn't split the other four.

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I guess you guys don't wanna finish.........

>>681082
OP PLEASE I'M HERE NOW

>>681913
good I was just about to put on a dress and attach jumper cables it my prostate.

>>681913
I just want you to know that after this quest is over i'll be doing more story like ones with pre set options

Example:

>Option 1
>Option 2
>Option 3

>>682064
c-could I watch?

>>682374
no

Rolled 2, 2 = 4 (2d6)

>>682434
oh don't do that then
also stab the nearest blok

>>682477
Which ones? Theres a group of 16 with 1hp each and a group of 4 with 2hp each

we could kill all 4 of them with the AK 47

>>682565
group o 4

>>682601
with ak r trident bby.

luv uuuuuu

Rolled 4, 3 = 7 (2d6)

>>682644
ak

Rolled 3, 4 = 7 (2d6)

>>682672
You shoot the 4 blik blok pieces splitting them into 16!!! "These are so fucking annoying!" you shout.
Oh no 16 of them are jumping towards you!

Rolled 4, 5 = 9 (2d6)

>>682762
fuck it dragon gun these ass hats

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>>683359
I know I said it can only hit up to 3 at a time but these guys are small. You hit killing all 32 of them.
A new door opens!!!!!

>>683429
have a sit down and pet jack to relieve some stress

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>683456
rollin 4 stress reliving strength

>>683495
You try to pet jack but instead slap him on the nose by accident. Great now Jack's crying!

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>683511
panic and shoot self in the foot while trying to console jack

>>683523
I don't even..... The roll failed... wat do?

>>683562
successfully console jack duh

>>683599
Jack is happier now.

>>683612
bur are you?

>>683630
All that matters is jack. If jack is happy you are happy. If jack is sad you are sad. If jack is hungry FIND HIM FOOD DAMN IT!

I like how this have basically turned from 'escape the dungeon' to 'protect puppy'

>>683662
cool cool head to the north room

also why would we want to escape if not to help the pupper?

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>>683683
On the ground you see a pair of goggles special item goes in special slot do you want them? You'll have to un-equip the magic leaf

>>683864
Forgot sumthin
"Great now I can be a mecha, emo steam punk retard who shops at hot topic!" you shout

>>683878
"eh why the fuck not?"
don the glasses

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>>683931
When you wear the goggles it looks like this (the picture) "Cool I have a HUD like a vydia gaem but that may get destracting.... I'll wear them around my neck untill I need them" you think

>>684025
cool proceed to the east east room

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>>684092
Wait i forgot sumthin!!!!!!
You see a maze through the door way to the next room.

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>>684140
fuckin nailed it

>>684303
In the room you find a turkey labeled "Thx giving dinner" heals you fully "Looks gross" you think

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>>684332
forgit pic

I gtg srry sempai!!! i feel rlly bed 4 doing dis 2 u

>>684332
wow not even a good job? what an asshole
I still luv ya tho
head to the easternmost room

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>>684344
>burnt
>stuffing is store bought
>tin tray
>incredibly dry
>no baste
>lack of seasoning

>>684350
When you enter the room there is a door with this engraved on top
"This thing all things devours:
Birds, beast, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down."

>>686591
You still there?

plz don't google the riddle it'll just give you the answer

>>686708
surry was busy doing stuff
btw answer is time

source: i know that riddle

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>>686942
No need to apologize! It was probably annoying how I put "stll there?"
"Time!" You say aloud.
The door slowly opens revieling this room......
"Great boss time!" you yell. "Whats the suppose to be? A piece of cheese?" you say.

>>686964
rub cheese on body sensually

>>686971
Its made of gold and won't come off the wall.....

>>686974
pry it from its nesting with your robo arm

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>686984
rollin rollin rollin wut!!!

>>686994
does this mean i get the shiny cus i really like the shiny

o-op?

>>687035
>>687004
Yes u git da shiny

sorry was playin vidya

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>687038
make functional gauntlet with shiny to boost defense

thas what i do to:)

>>687043
You use your super robo-arm strength to bend the shiny around non-robo-hand armor to make it stronger. +5hp

>>687058
we haz 25 hp now bby

>>687060
sorry was celebratin my roll luck
go and fight the boss now

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>>687117
In the room you see just a silouette of a man
"Why hello." The man says. "W-who are you!?" you say. You can feel his strength. It scares you.
"Why isn't it obvious?" he says "I'm the dungeon master........"
You stab at him with your trident but it stops before it hits him. "Why did you bring me here!" you shout "please refrain from attacking while I explain" he says "I got bored...." he says "Simple as that. I have god-like powers over this pocket dimension and with great powers comes great boredom....." he says. "Every once and a while I bring a random human here to torment." he says.

Rolled 5, 4 = 9 (2d6)

>>687126
PUSH THROUGH
"YOU CANNOT CONTROL ME"

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>>687126
"Here i'll do this to make the fight more fun....." he says. All your injuries heal and he throws you a syringe full of red liquid labeled "Yxs%OjP7"

>>687143
is it heroin?
inject it anyway

>>687140
You can't push through his force field
"Did you not listen? I. Am. The. God. Of. This Dungeon." he says

>>687148
When you inject it the blue liquid drains out and the tubes fill with red. You feel strong enough to shatter a boulder. +3dmg Max dmg is now 10

>>687155
"heh big mistake buddy"
dual wield the dragon gun and trident and prepare for battle

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>>687162
"Ohhh seeing that gun reminded me..." he says and hands you 3 flame bombs ammo for dragon gun

>>687178
"Why are you helping me?"

>>687180
"Same reason I brought you into the dungeon. For fun! It'll be boring if I win with little effort after all I AM a demi-god of sorts." he says

Rolled 6, 6 = 12 (2d6)

>>687186
"heh fine then"
fire off the dragon gun then rush with the trident

Rolled 5, 3 = 8 (2d6)

>>687191
You hit him with the dragon gun dealing 10dmg bringing him down to 90hp yes this faggot has 100hp Then you stab him with your trident dealing another 10dmg bringing him down to 80hp. "Mwhahaha!!!" he yells while flicking his wrist at you.

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>>687204
He hits you dealing 10dmg bringing you down to 15hp. "Holy shit this is gonna be hard!" you say. "Did you honestly this fighting a god would be easy?? Mwhahahsa!" he says. "Here solving this maze'll buy you some time to think of a strategy and maybe i'll give you a reward!" he says.

>>687222
"Hope you're having fun with this!" he says

>>687280
sorry had some chores to do i'll start the maze now

>>687302
is okay bby don't apologize I 4giv u.

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>>687305
gg ez

>>687313
"I guess i'll give you a hp boost. You're about to die anyway." he says. your hp is now 40

>>687319
blat wit da ak

Rolled 2, 5 = 7 (2d6)

>>687372
rolllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg

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>>687390
You hit him dealing 15dmg bringing him down to 65hp. "Hehehe I may have to use more than 2% of my power......" he says as his arm begin to glow golden.......... "This is 100% of my power!!!" he yells. "Behold....... In virtute Dei!" he yells his arms now gold.
In virtute Dei is google translate latin for "The power of god"

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>687430
"unironically yelling in latin, what a mega-faggot"
your words cut deeper than steel

>>687441
"You dare make fun of goooood!!!!!!!" he yells.
Your words hurt him badly he is now at 50hp

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>687453
"psh god? more like gay"

>>687456
your words hurt you more than him -5hp bringing you down to 35hp

Rolled 5, 3 = 8 (2d6)

>>687474
hurl trident and propel it with a blast from the dragon gun

Rolled 4, 4 = 8 (2d6)

>>687480
okay, dragon gun does 10dmg, trident does 10dmg, Dragon gun boosted trident must do 20dmg. It hits him dealing 20dmg bringing him down to 30hp. "NOoooo I can't lose to a h-Human! illuminare spiritu" he says shooting a blast of golden light at you!

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>687507
hold up gold colored palm and reflect it back

>>687507
He hits you dealing 15dmg bringing you down to 20hp. "You think you can kill me!" you yell. "Before you brought me here I was just a autist browsing 4chan! B-but now! I'm the strongest! So I will not die to you! Or anyone!" You yell.

>>687516
sorry I already made the post of use getting hit..... T-T

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>687523
"FUCKING NORMIE DM, REEEEEEE"

>>687526
is ok i 4giv

>>687529
you're fighting the DM. The boss right now is a representation of me. That why he's a silhouette.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>687552
w-wait so he's not actually strong that's just the way you imagine him or better yourself?
drop your weapons hug him and tell him
"I get it now you're lonely no wonder you take so many people. To you this is just a game, but to the people you take this is very real. please stop this just come back to my place. we can play some vidya if you'd like."

>>687607
"Hahaha! I'm a fucking god! You think I want to play vidya? Hahaha!" He says slapping you away.

I made him super strong and a god because I control the quest so i'm like the god of this quest

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>687636
"Even gods need company every once in a while"

well you're probably super lonely without me to

>>687651
"Holy fuck why can't you understand this! I'm not lonely! I'm a GOD! I trap people here and what them die for FUN! Shut the fuck up and die! THIS IS GETTING BORING!" he yells

>>687674
"it's ok I won't judge you if you feel lonely"
go up and hold him in your arms
then jam the dragon gun down this fucker's throat and make him shit fire

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>687674
forgot the roll

>>687703
You hug him effectively holding him still and shoot down his throat dealing 20dmg bringing him down to 30hp.

Rolled 4, 5 = 9 (2d6)

>>687717
knee cap 'em with the trident

Rolled 5, 6 = 11 (2d6)

>>687726
You hit him in the knee with the trident dealing 10dmg bringing him down to 20hp. "P-puny Little A-ant!" he shouts . "Aurea lucem iacula!" he shouts firing a blast of gold light hotter than the sun.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>687756
side-step
"oooh, someone's getting desperate"

>>687756
Before it can hit you deflect it with your golden gauntlet. It hits him dealing 15dmg bringing him down to 5hp. "I can finish you off with one hit....." you say

I knew you'd what to deflect it.

>>687788
walk up whip out semi hard cock
"suck it you extrema cinaede."
it's extreme faggot in latin

>>687805
He bites hard on your dick. "Arrghhh!" you shout. Jack runs up to him and bites his face killing him..... "Good boy" you say. Theres a note where the DM used to be.

>>687821
pick up the note and read it

>>687830
"There will be a ladder to you realm. You have 12 seconds till this dungeon collapses and disperses from existence. Have fun!" it reads. A ladder falls from the ceiling.

>>687844
fuckin gooooo

>>687853
You clime the ladder and pop out....... In your bedroom? You hear crying from the living room.

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>>687859
frogit pic bby

>>687859
"Hello?"
who's that? Your mom died giving birth to you, your dad's a drunk who doesn't know your alive and you don't have any friends other than the ones on steam

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>>687900
You walk into the living room. You see your older brother on the couch.... Crying.... "A-anon! You've been gone for 9 months! The police declared you dead!" he says

>>687917
"huh? it's only been a couple of days at the most."
cover the robo-arm as to not worry him

>>687975
"What are you talking about!?" he says.
"maybe in the dungeon time goes by fast......" you think.

>>687985
"sorry I was uh... on a road trip with a friend"
shit that's an awful lie

>>687992
"w-why are you wearing armor? why a cape? Why do you have a fucking trident!?" he says bursting into tears.

>>688006
"umm uh L-LARPING I was larping bro you know im into stupid shit like that"
fuuuuuuuck what do i do

>>688018
"Why won't you tell me the truth!?" he asks

Anyway gtg to bed. sorry! This was getting real good !

>>688027
*sigh*"I don't know what happened I was just shitposting on 4chan as usual then i'm in this shit hole dungeon with nothing but a knife and my wit managed to get through it though so don't worry, ok?"
did your bro always have green eyes? weird you could've sworn they were brown

>>688048
dammit op

>>688055
don't get what you're saying bout his eyes but what eva. "W-what!? is that why you have weird dragon gun on your belt and an AK and your back!? holy shit this is too much i'm gonna lie down....." he says

>>688076
"cool cool i'm gonna go shitpost some more night bro"
the eyes was me subtly hinting it's not our bro

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>>688108
"What!? I'm not going to bed I just need to process this! Lets talk more!" he says. "What about???" you ask. "Everything!" he replies. You proceed to explain every thing that happened. "Show me everything in your bag!" he says. You lay out everything. The pretty rock, The acorn oh yeah we have to plant that , Secret finding goggles that we never used and the skull of rot. that we also never used

"We should do something with all this" he says. "And that skull smells awful!" he continues. He picks up the acorn and you slap it from his hand. "That was tree-sama's I need to plant it....." you say "Okaaaaayy" he replies.
You eventually deside to put everything in a chest and lock it up. You plant the acorn and go to bed. Now everything can go back to normal.............
THE END

>>688279
heh I liked it op
>tfw I was the only participant half the time
>tfw a promising quest ended because the op didn't feel like running for only 2 people
today op was not a faggot

>>688428
it ended because we escaped the quest :/

>>689210
i was talking about another quest that ended the dude said "fuck this i'm not running a quest for just two losers" and then was never heard from again