... Actual civ thread

>>668204

=_=

Mhm-hm...

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>Slimes

>Tundra

>>668204
Human Mountain

Underwater Undead

>>668204
Slimes swamp

That is two votes for slimes...

Biome is still pending...

>>668294
swamp for me too

>>668204
Undead ruins.

>>668440
my bad I thought slimes was a locked up choice, changing my vote to this

>>668441
Check the top of the OP image, friend; first to three for both race and location.

Two votes for slimes...

Two votes for undead...

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Two votes for swamp...

...

Btw, this is awful...

I don't know why I even bother frequenting /qst/ ...

Seriously, cockroaches evolve sapience faster than quests on this board update...

Two hours have passed, and we still haven't definitively chosen a race and biome...

>>668457
Human
Mountain

>>668457
It tends to help if threads get shilled in a few different places like /qtg/ or the discord rather than just having them about in a self contained bubble.

Three votes for undead...

[Undead locked in]

...

Two votes for Ruins biome...

Two votes for Mountain biome...

>>668457
Humans - Mountain

Dish out some quality stuff

>>668477
Human
Mountains

Three votes for Mountain

[Mountain biome locked in]

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Ths civ quest is based on an Undead civilization in a mountain biome...

...

Is OP still even present?

If not, is there someone competent lurking that would be willing to write?

>>668493
Are you blind? The human and mountains won not the Undead.

>>668507

Undead got three votes first...

>>668507
Read the OP image and then the posts, friend. Three votes for undead happened first i'm afraid, according to the rules set by our absent QM it's locked in.

>>668514
>>668515
Well civ that don't start as humans but a wacky other race are the first to dead out. Human civ last longer.

Human mountains B0ss

Perhaps...

However, according to the rules set out by OP, this is what we have to work with...

...

If you get everyone who voted undead to change to human then I suppose we could mulligan and make it human/mountains...

>>668204
Can I hijack since Op ded?

You are a skeleton. Freshly risen from a cemetery built 2 kms from the location of a battle you and your comrades died in.

A man in robes orders you to join the other skelebros standing near the entrance.

You move past row upon row of Graves empty of their respective resident.
A man with blue robes instead of the red which the previous hooded men wore places some clothes and armour in your arms ushers you toward what you assume are your previous compatriots.

Starting forces:
One skeleton general
1000 skeletons (army-tier)
50 Necromancers.
1 Arch Necromancer.

I'll make a map now

>>Population: 1001 Skeletons, 50 Necromancer (human), 1 Arch Nec (human)
>>Food production: Naught
>>Food stockpiles: Naught
>>Resources: Naught
>>Trade: Naught
>>Finances: 1/10
>>Morale: 5/10

>>Buildings: Naught
>>Economy:Naught
>>Culture: Naught
>>Government: Fuck knows
>>Military: Skeletons and Necromancers

>A. Explore for a place to live
>B. Start here in a fucking cemetry
>C. Other

>>668554

Go ahead...

Just let me get the rest of the salt out of my system first...

...

OP: "So fucking tired of seeing these threads start, have voting happen, and then OP's ditching."

>Thread start

>Voting commences

>OP ditches

...

So...

What actions are available to us Writer?

>>668581
>>A. Explore for a place to live
Food.

>>668581

>B

>>668581
>A. Explore for a place to live

>>668585
Which direction?

>>668592
Let's go south. Maybe we can find a warmwr climate(if it matters for us skeletons)

>>668592

The direction that leads to the nearest probable food source?

South, I suppose...

>>668592
South sounds alright. Preferably find a mountain or something. We need a base.

>>668581
B

>>668606

Didn't we start on a mountain?

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>>668606
>>668601
>>668590
>>668585
Aight boys

So to the south we find

Some mountains. What lies on the side...
A nestled vally with a river.
The ruined road that runs through the valley the only sign that this area was once settled by man.

The necromancers know that the lands used to belong to an Ancient and powerful empire. Who's technology and feats have yet to be trumped. :^)

So what now

We see trees mountains, a nice river and a small lake which the rivers flow into

heres a pic of where we started

>>668613
Seems like we didn't I just read graveyard haha. Well we could have potentially started in a graveyard on top of a mountain.

>>668618
Split party, half head south to find a cave for a base. Other half go to the trees to look for food?

>>668618
>>668627
This desu. Setting up an base in the mountains would be a priority tho.

>>668618

Food will probably be found in the forest...

There could potentially be a civilization based around that lake or river for us to nom...

Thoughts?

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So heres our valley

Its pretty comfy.

Should be settle? The land seems arable and there are animals that roam the woods and such. They could be hunted.

Small ruins of long past buildings lie in the long grasses and forrest of the valley. Perhaps one of the ruins is undisturbed?

We currently need food, a Base and Water. All of which could be satisfied

>>668638
Ayy let's settle here
>>668633
Well i think that skeletons don't need to much food, but we do have a number of humans.

>>668638

>Undead farming

That is absolutely hilarious...

>A. Settle
>B. Move on
>C. Other

For now since we have no base this is all the options we have

>>668647
We gotta feed the necromancers they are humans.

>>668650
>>A. Settle
Set up a trip btw

>>668630
Well as a big boned skeleton, yes I was born this way, getting a base would be pretty sweet. But the stupid necro-tards are really fond of this stupid thing called food.

>>668633
They do sound pretty yummy. My bones would get bigger if I didn't eat any of them though...

>>668650
>B Move on

Travel south west to the basin of the river. Hopefully there is a cave there for us to settle in.

>>668658
You could search the mountains?
Remember its a big place

>>668650
C. Eat the brains of the necromancers, to sustain us.

>>668650

>B

Move to mountains...

...

>>668646

According to the image the original OP left undead need to consume flesh and brains else they deteriorate...

However, how closely we follow those guidelines depends on the writer's wishes...

>>668662
"but anon we aint got stomachs.." The skeleton Commander shouts into the heavens

>>668665
Fuck old Op He probably meant ghouls and shit

We only skeletons at the moment

>>668650
Get food, settle down.
>A. Settle

>>668674

Fair enough...

Just to clarify, our civ is a classical undead hoard animated by necromancy and controlled by a necromancer...

I'm assuming then that if the necromancer dies we get a game over?

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Okay so we find some caves of varying sizes.

Cave A. Is medium depth. Some more work could turn it into a fortress. The skeleton scouts report findings of metallic ore.

Cave B. The cave is small but has a nice entrance which gives it a defence bonus.

Cave C. Is Large. Its deep and the scouts didn't want to go all the way in. Howls were heard coming from within. A couple of corpses in decaying Coffins were found not too far into the cave.

>>668696
C. WEREWOLF FIST FIGHT, BITCHES.

>>668696

Cave A. Is medium depth. Some more work could turn it into a fortress. The skeleton scouts report findings of metallic ore.

Skeleton miners.

>>668696
>Cave C. Is Large. Its deep and the scouts didn't want to go all the way in. Howls were heard coming from within. A couple of corpses in decaying Coffins were found not too far into the cave.
We /Tundra civ/ now

>>668696
C

>>668696

>Wolves/Wargs

Hello future undead minions...

> Claim cave C

>>668696
Cave D. BEHIND WATERFALL!!!

Voting Cave A

>>668696
C

>>668710
>>668709
>>668705
C it is

Alright what we gonna do?

A. Send in scouts to go deeper within
B. Send a force and just bumrush the unknown
C. other

>>668724
>A. Send in scouts to go deeper within

>>668724
B

>>668724
B

>>668724

>B. Send a force and just bumrush the unknown

What do the dead have to fear?

>C. other

Keep small detachment of undead to guard the necromancer, the general leads the rest into the cavern...

>>668724
The skeletons Have some semblance of their pasts.
They have some free will but will obey the main Lich if ordered.

They are armed with decaying uniforms of the ancient empire which we might find out more about. They have rusted swords and shields and spears.
These weapons won't last forever but will do the job for now

>>668724
C. Play fetch with our bones n shiet.

>>668735

So, they aren't in danger of being de-animating if the main lich/necromancer is killed?

>>668733
>>668731
>>668729

How large must the force be?

A. All :^)
B. 500 plus mages
C. 250 plus necromancer mages

>>668733
The Main man is always guarded

We also need to choose what the main boy is (I didn't read the civ sheet till now)

A. Vampire lord
B. Lich
C. Undead Construct (wtf)

>>668744
They will die of main goy dies.

But if we research magics.. maybe not

>>668747
>B. 500 plus mages
The passages probably aren't to wide...
>B. Lich
Ahh yes a man that does not have to eat, jellyyy

>>668747
>C. 250 plus necromancer mages
>B. Lich

>>668747
>C. 250 plus necromancer mages
>A. Vampire lord

>>668747
B
B

>>668747

>D. other

600 skeletons + 10 mages + skeleton general

...

> B. Lich

We got a sick skeleton motif going on right now...

No reason to ruin it...

>>668755
>>668752
Swapping first vote to C.

>>668765
>>668763
>>668762
>>668759
>>668755
>>668770
Okay so 250 boys and some necromancer support
And Lich wins

Writing

This is excellent...

The survival rate of this thread has increased by at least five skeletons...

...

Thanks again for picking this up OP-writer-anon...

The necromancers light some torches and pass them out the not so wary explorers.

We descend into the cave. We pass the coffins and bodies which we will have to do something with when we occupy our dingy dark dungeon of awesome.

The Howls get louder as we get deeper.
And whats that.. Voices?

Now who in their right mind would live in a cave in an abandoned valley. The necromancers have heard of towns to the south though.

The voices stop and the howls turn to growls as they probably hear the sound of bone on stone and the spoopy noises an army of skeletons make.

We enter a large cavern. A perfect place to call home. A small stream caves its way through the middle of the chamber.

And around a fire we see 8 humans. or what we assume to be humans. The strange eyes and sunken faces betray them to be VAMPIRES.

We can see cages in the back of the cave. These vampires draw weapons and one turns into a bat. One starts running deeper into the caves shouting something about enemies. They clearly aren't friendly.

Roll for bum fucking the vampires
I want 2 rolls for us and 1 for them

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>668799
SPOOKY!!!

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>668799

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>668808

Rolling

Whoops...

Did I just get a 90 for the enemy forces...

>>668813
>>668812
>>668808
Ahh you fuckers
Plz dice gods gib better roles for next chamber.

>>668821
>roles
I need to die anyway

The battle that was thought to be an easy walk over proves to be a bitch.

We lose 31 skeletons and 3 necromancer mages.

Bones litter the floor and the blood of humans pool around the necromancers while the vampires lie in pieces.

The skeletons remember their days on campaign vague details of battles and bloodbaths that forged an empire.

Time for loot.
We find some decent swords and some armour.
The stuff is distributed to the current officers.

Now
The
Cages...
We find some large wolf beasts.
One of the necromancers confirm they are wargs. The large beasts have been abused by the vampires. Metal implements and knives lie on the ground with dried blood on the floor.

Shall we continue to the next chamber?
A. Hell yeah
B. N-no
C. Other

>>668841
A

>>668841
>C. Other
No. Sit tight and send for the other skeletons. We must mob harder.

>>668841
>A. Hell yeah

>>668841
>C
Position the opening of the cage so it points at the next chambers entrance, then open the cages so they maul whatever is next in there

>>668841

>C. Move lich and attached forces to regroup with assault team...

>>668856
>>668852
>>668850
>>668849
>>668846
Okay so we will continue

reinforcements will be summoned from outside the cave.
Perhaps for the best dont want people knowing theres a skeleton army in the valley yet

Will we save the wargs for later? some seem badly wounded..
A. Yes
B. USE EM. GET THE VAMPIRES

>>668876
B

>>668876
>A. Yes

>>668876
B

>>668876

>B

We're undead, who cares if they die...

We can always bring them back...

>>668887
>>668885
>>668879
B wins

Alright we position the cages pointing towards the the next cavern entrance. We open the gates and watch as 20+ warns run out and into the darkness. One or two limping.
We start charging after them giving them time to attack the vampires so they dont engage us in their frenzied rage.

......

The vampires have tried to barricade the entrance to what seems to be a rough defensive camp. They were too late to completely barricade it.
Vampires lie dead mauled to death.
Blood everywhere. The sounds of combat alert us to the presence of 50 or so vampires fighting off the savage massive beasts. A couple of the hounds have fallen but there are still quite a bit.

The skeletons engage the vampires, A vampire lord casting spells left and right.

Give me 3 rolls for us and 2 for them.
We have that nice outnumber bonus.

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>668911
SPOOOK

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>668911

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>668911

Rolling...

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>668911

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>668911
Gimmie dat enemy crit

>>668934
>>668931
>>668916
>>668915
>>668913
Hmm noice rolls

Writing

The vampires were simply no match for the greatness of calcium and spookiness.

The hounds tore holes into the vampire ranks and skeletons filled those holes in a non lewd manner.

We slaughtered the Lesser vampires with no mercy. The vampire lord surrounded by a massive skeletal army surrendered and prostrated himself on the ground.
His hands were bound and he is now placed infront of our lich leader.

"You have bested me and my underlings, What will you have me do to be spared the iron price?"

We lost 62 Skeletons and we have acquired 23 wargs and 5 lesser vampires and 1 Vampire lord in custody.

We find supplies of food and some human captives. 23 humans to be exact.

What do we do with the Vampire Lord?

A. Spare him and recruit him
B. Kill him
C. Other

>>668972
>A. Spare him and recruit him

>>668972
>A. Spare him and recruit him

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>>668972
>The vampires were simply no match for the greatness of calcium and spookiness.

B. Kill him
Fuck vampires.

>>668972
B. Kill him

We are not to be trifled with. An example must be made.

Also, are factions allowed of this Civ?

>>668979
>>668982
>>668984
Looks like we sparing the velvet sucker.

Alright guys we finally have a base. Some Human Captives and some pretty cool stuff.

Whats the name of our leader?
A. Brutus Whitevayne
B. Tiberius Astarius
C. Other

and finally
We have
A cave with a camp in it as our current base. There is deeper chambers but they are inaccessible (purchase dlc). We would need tools to mine an entrance out.
>A.Food production & growth
>B.Culture & religion
>C.Construction
>D.Military
>E.Exploration & colonisation
>F.Research & development
>G.Magical matters
>H.Other

>>669004

When we a bit further on
I'll see but I do think so

>>669017
>implying a vampire isn't gonna doublecross us at the first opportunity
Calling it now, should've dusted his ass.

>A.Food production & growth
Gotta feed the necromancers.

>>669017
>C. Other
Ottfried Erden :^)
>>669017
>A.Food production & growth

>>669017
C
Ottfried Erden :^)
A

>>669017
>C. Dascaf Yalmfrid :^)
>A.Food production & growth

>>669017
C
Ottfried Erden :^)
A

>>669053
>>669039
>>669033
Alright the loch's name is Ottfried Erden.
I have no Idea why

The vampire lord's name is Sevirius Decarus
He is guarded by skeletons and placed in a tent at the back of the cave. He will learn to love the bone.

We can do two food projects.
A. Build a hunting area and start hunting the wildlife.
B. Pastures for herding animals. There are goats and sheep.
C. We can build a farm outside.
D. Other

>>669068
>C. We can build a farm outside.

>>669068
>B. Pastures for herding animals. There are goats and sheep.
GOAT MILK EXTRA CALCIUM

>>669068
B. Pastures for herding animals. There are goats and sheep.
C. We can build a farm outside.

>>669075
>>669072
>>669071
>>669068
Alright we have Food now
We can sustain our Necromancers and Humans.

The humans having been from villages and such work the fields and farm with the knowledge they had from home. They tell us of villages to the south of this valley.
Since we haven't treated them badly and actually freed them from vampires they will await word of their villages to either bring more people or leave.

We need more of a base. Right now the cave entrance is shit and barely defendable. The dwelling within is not befitting of a Lich such as Ottfried.

Even some of the skeletons complain of the lack of milk storage facilities.

The year is 1 AR. (After raise)

>A.Food production & growth
>B.Culture & religion
>C.Construction
>D.Military
>E.Exploration & colonisation
>F.Research & development
>G.Magical matters
>H.Other

>>669090
>C.Construction

>>669090
>D. Military

>>669090
>>G.Magical matters

>>669090
C

>>669090
>>669097
>>669107
>>669118

Alright what shall we construct
A. Proper housing for humans and lich and Barracks for skeletons.

B.Wooden Gate
C.Outposts at the entrances of the valley
D. Food storage and Ice rooms high up in the mountain.

(free)
E. Expand deeper into the cave

Tools were found with the humans.

>>669129
>A. Proper housing for humans and lich and Barracks for skeletons.

>>669129
>A. Proper housing for humans and lich and Barracks for skeletons.
>E. Expand deeper into the cave

>>669129
>A. Proper housing for humans and lich and Barracks for skeletons.

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Our humans

>>669129
>A. Proper housing for humans and lich and Barracks for skeletons.

>E. Expand deeper into the cave

>>669146
>>669143

We build proper log cabins inside the cave and Barracks'. A great hall is built for Ottfried complete with a bone Throne for his weary bones.
We mine out a accessible opening to go deeper.
We find an underground lake and some sort of large creature dwelling in it. Bones litter the shoreline. A small ring and skeleton is found.

A rocky island lies in the centre of the lake. A small boat lies near the shore by the small skeleton.

We spy a small treasure hoard on the island.
Obviously the creature of the lake must be its guard. But with all these bones anything is possible.

A. Do some bone magic.
B. Row to the treasure (just fuck it)
C. Other

>>669174
>B. Row to the treasure (just fuck it)

>>669174
>C. Other

Do both at the same time.

No fucks given.

>>669174
B

>>669174
>A. Do some bone magic.

Roll for boat fuckery
One 1d100
Best of 3

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>669199

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>669199
R-R-R-REV UP THOSE 1s!

>>669199

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>669199
Nat 100

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>669199

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>669210
im gay

>>669205
>>669209
>>669211
Www lad so close but so not enough


One moment we have a boat and all is dandy the next 3 skeletons are in the water and can't swim and sink to the bottom.
The boat is in pieces smashed by a massive fucking weird fish monster thing we can't get a clear view of.

Shit is indeed fucked

A. Thats a lot of bones you got there. I see you also have magic...
B. FUCK YOU FISH, WE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT
C. Other

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>>669226
>A. Thats a lot of bones you got there. I see you also have magic...

>>669226
>A. Thats a lot of bones you got there. I see you also have magic...

>>669226
>B. FUCK YOU FISH, WE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT
When we fail we try again.

>>669237
>>669232
Roll a 1d100 for me.

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>669249

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>669249

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>669249

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>669249

>>669226
>C. Other

Do B after A

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>>669286

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>669286

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>>669257
Noice save

Three necromancers gather on the shore. Its a lovely evening and the waters cold. They light some candles and hold hands. Whilst chanting black speech, A dark necromantic language used by the evil and deluded.

After the chanting stops the bones start swirling. They fly through the air heading toward an emerging bone golem. A massive beast made of pure calcium goodness strikes a pose of pure hatred before grabbing an oar and wading into the shallow waters.

The fish monster finally reveals itself.
A dark mess of scales and fins. Powerful limbs and sharp teeth. It stands on its hindlegs. Two bright yellow glowing eyes lock onto the bone bro golem.

They surge toward each other.

Roll 2v2 1d100

++roll 1d100

>>669302
dice+1d100

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>669302

SPELL OF SILENCE! (casting Magics)

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>669302

fuck it

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>669302

>>669329
Put it in options friendo

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>669329
>>669318
You got it right this time, but put it in the options menu

>>669343
>>669332
>>669327
>>669324
Memes

118 vs 15

Damn..
The massive Big guy.. Bone bastard beats the fish monster in the face and teeth go flying. The monster looks weak now.

This monster is clearly the weakest of his species and clearly bones are better than flesh.

Another roll
2v2

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>669361

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>669361

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>669361

>>669370
>>669372
Why is bone better than fish every time

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>669361

>>669374
WTF NIGGA

>>669374
You've killed us all

>>669374
Nvm rip in bones big bone bastard

>>669374
WTF Dan, if you wanted to commit suicide then don't take us all with you!

>>669370
>>669372
>>669374
>>669382
BONE'D
SCALE'D

151 vs Memes (169)

We should have built a bigger boat guys

The large fish monster gurgles in rage. His scales start to glow and his arms bulge. He grabs the oar and breaks it in half over the big bone bastard. Splinters fly in every direction one hitting a Human necromancer who was busy cheering on bone bastard.

Bones go flying and the eyes of bone man are starting to fade.
If he loses the next bout. Bye bye Bone bastard basically. I like similes.

2 vs 2
Press F to pay respect to Necro Bro

>>669374
EGADS! THAT'S AN IMPOSTER! HOW DARE YE SULLY MY NAME!

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>669405
IT AINT OVER YET

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>669405
Check out this 1!

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>669405
>>669407
Oh shit, I've been found out

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>669405
Don't worry I will redeem my name.

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>669405

Golem uses HARDEN!

>>669415
>>669412
DANs YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARDS.

>>669416
It's Super Effective!

>>669412
>>669415
God damnit Dan, stop with the multiple personality shit already. Your getting to old for this shit.

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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>669405

>>669424
I am my own entity known as dan the Pokefan
Join the Dan collective or die

https://youtu.be/NfT1XLD51zc
buy buy necro frand

>>669409
>>669411
>>669412
>>669415
>>669416

GET
BONED

102 vs 29
kek

Bone bastard moments from oblivion and rest gives one final push during this bought. He batters the Fish monster into the shallow water. Pulls a large sharp bone from his abdomen and stabs the creature with the fiery of one thousand calciums. The creature's body shudders and goes still, A large bone protruding from his head.
The bone golem Wades to the island to get the contents of the treasure horde.

Two skeletons start rebuilding a boat to haul the loose treasure to the mainland.

We find a large amount of Gold coin. trinkets for the lich lord and perhaps trade with humanity.
The best item by far is a special Staff. Gold with some sort of bone in the middle. Our Soldiers being bone men immediately recognise the high quality bone of a dragon.
This will add a bonus to rolls for the lich.

We also retrieve some weapons

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>>669448
i had a good spooky tiem frandos but alas i must go and work in the skeleton mines, hope y'alls quest is spookyfull

>>669448
>bought
I meant bout
Its late

Anyway one more decision

>A.Food production & growth
>B.Construction
>C.Military
>D.Exploration
>E.Research & development
>F.Magical matters
>G.Other

I would go D. but thats just me
Humans

>>669463
D

>>669459
Cheers
I will be heading to sleep soon too

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>>669463
>A.Food production & growth
I am getting hungry, going to sleep.
(Do D for real guys)

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>669463
>>C.Military
I resurrect the monster to be my minion!

>>669442
God damn it Dan, for the final time I'm not joining your weird fetish cult!

>>669463
>>F.Magical matters
You're not the boss of me now!

>>669481
>5 woobs

Factions soon
Need time to think of system

>Implying I still will waste tomorrow and make up the system as I go

Also probably thread early tomorrow (doing normie shit) and then saturday thread confirmed

>>669463
>B.Construction

>>669463
F

>>672030
>>669498
>>669485
>>669481
>>669480
>>669465

>F. Magic Matters

What shall our lich and necromancers research or put effort into?
A. A new spell
B. Improving our Skeleton magics. Making them stronger and giving us the ability to raise more at one time.
C. Elemental magic
D. Other

>>672048
>B
Skeletals are the ultimate lifeform, we need MORE

Also i think we need to name our Base instead if just cave C.

Heres some options
A. The Den
B. Skuldafn
C. The hollow.
D. Other

Also...
FACTIONS ARE A GO.
Right now we have limited persons so just start with maybe a small group or a main hero.

We will get more people and races

>>672052
>C

I will take up the mantle of General Rattlebones! For I possess the greatest calcium and the greatest skill at fighting meatbags! Unfortunately I may have been the general the Skeletals are technically under controll by the necromancers.

Hows this for a faction skeleton op. Technically I'm just a lone skeletal until the necromancers give me command of my skeletal brothers.

>>672052
Cave B
Well mark ours as Cave C, but always refer to it as B, so when people come looking for us, they'll be looking for the wrong cave.

>>672048
B. Improving our Skeleton magics. Making them stronger and giving us the ability to raise more at one time.

>>672052
>c

>>672081
>>672063
>>672059
Okay The Hollow wins

Our Capital is now a cave city thing which is based in Cave C.

>>672059
Thats a fine faction, You claim a barracks and a squad of skeletons

So now we have plenty of options now that we have food and Security.

>A.Food production & growth
>B.Construction
>C.Military
>D.Exploration and Colonisation
>E.Research & development
>F.Magical matters
>G.Other

>>672082

>F. Magical matters

>>672082
Magical matters

>>672097
>>672089

>F. Magic Matters

What shall our lich and necromancers research or put effort into?
A. A new spell
B. Improving our Skeleton magics. Making them stronger and giving us the ability to raise more at one time.
C. Elemental magic
D. The ability to summon and keep control of a second bone golem
E. Other

>>672098

>B. Improving our Skeleton magics. Making them stronger and giving us the ability to raise more at one time.

>>672098
>B. Improving our Skeleton magics. Making them stronger and giving us the ability to raise more at one time.
We must increase the calcium density of our skeletons

>>672127
>>672104
will we ever stop drinking Goats milk

We improve our skeletal soldiers and they regain some sort of consciousness. They are still fully controlled but They now think and have their souls back basically.

We can now raise tons of skeletons. We just need more... skeletons.. Remains, bones etc

>A.Food production & growth
>B.Construction
>C.Military
>D.Exploration and Colonisation
>E.Research & development
>F.Magical matters (On Cooldown) :^)
>G.Other

>>672171
>D
We need to find more bones to make more skeletals, also more milk lest we run out

>>672171
>D

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>672171
If we have cattle, turn the old, weak and sick ones into skellie cattle.

Also explore and find more bones

>>672193
>>672191
>>672186

Alright so we going to explore

A. Explore South
B. Explore North
C.Search the mountains in the entire valley.

And Colonies.

A. Build a town in the valley
B. Build a new base in a Cave
C. Dont build anything new yet

We have heard rumours of human settlements to the south. The north holds our graveyard where the army was raised. North of that is unknown

>>672265
Search Valley. We dont want surprises

>>672265
>C
>C

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Hello brethren I have returned!! bone magic is best magic

>>672265
>C.Search the mountains in the entire valley.

>>672265
>C.Search the mountains in the entire valley.

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btw if we are doing factions i want some skeleton mages who can at least throw some fireballs and ribcages

Good morning guys

Currently hungover

I'll try update in next hour or so

>>675251
Make some fluff and present your faction mate.
Im sure if we improve our skellies we can have mages.

>>675101
>>674864
>>672321
>>672286
We send scouts and move our forces to search the entire valley.

We find 2 Large caves, some resistance from a small amount of bears were crushed. The furs made fine carpets for the lich king. Multiple small caves were also discovered and small camps made in them.

We have decided not to expand and build a new town in the valley. It was the wise advice of one of the necromancer who cited the fact that people will find us when we are weak...

In the valley we find ruins of an ancient town. Bits of tools and some gold is found. We even uncover an old armoury. The skeletons recognise the armour, It is the imperial armour of the ancient Empire of Altrus.

>A.Food production & growth
>B.Construction
>C.Military
>D.Exploration and Colonisation
>E.Research & development
>F.Magical matters
>G.Other

>>676336
>killing the bears
>not capturing them and making bear cavalry
For shame.

>D.Exploration and Colonisation

>>676336
I am the grand skelotoe wizurd, for i suggested we use a big bone badass for kill the fish lad. I wish to be the necromancers right hand bone man in magical matters and I would like to start researching the magical properties of dairy products, but i need some gifted skelads to turn them into mages for ranged and support units for the army

>>676336
>D.Exploration and Colonisation

>>676336
>E.Research & development

Use the bones from bears, fish monster and wargs to improve our skeletors.

>>676501
>>676384
Alright where should we explore.
A. South
B. North
C. Other

Should be build a town and where?
A. Valley near river
B. Somewhere else
C. Dont

>>678368
A. Explore south

B. Build town at cave A, one of the two we didnt originaly settle in. Use the deposits of metallic ore and focus the town on mining. Explore possibility of connecting our cave and the new Cave town with series of spooky tunnels.

>>678368
I second this guy>>680448

>>680507
>>680448
We head south.

We move along the old ruined road and pass through a the entrance to our valley.
Before us lies lush grasslands with a few forrest here and there. But what draws our eyes is the smoke coming from a human village in the distance.
We can see humans going about their daily lives. Children play in the fields and elders sit in groups discussing certain topic related to their lives and said Village.

We also build a mining town in Cave A, The Necromancer who oversees the town called it Ferrus. The ore is iron and we find small deposits of silver deeper against the walls of the cave.

What to do with the village?
A. ATTACK GIB BONES.
B. Annex them into our empire. Have our humans negotiate with them.
C. Other

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>>680732
>A. ATTACK GIB BONES.
We dont need humans, or places outside cozy caves

>>680732
>B. Annex them.

Have our humans convince them of our wondrous rule.

Implement a incentivesystem where the most succesful and accomplished humans are rewarded by raising them as skeletons.

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>>680732
A.FUK BITCHE$, GIT B0NE$

also do I get my skelamon mages?

>>680732
>B. Annex them into our empire. Have our humans negotiate with them.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>681156
>>681029
>>680744
>>680740
1. Kill
2. Annex

>>681029
We need one more level of skeletal magic for them to regain enough consciousness and soul to be able to use magic and bend magic to their will.

>>681309
>2. Annex since i wont has no magic lads

Alright so we march on the Human village.

We surround it and big bones looks menacing as fuck.
Our humans come forth and Inform them to become part of our Kingdom. The humans talk of conditions under the lich king has been far better than without him. Increased security and safety.
They proceed to join our glorious empire.

We have obtained 300 humans. It was a large village. It is called Gast.
The villagers tell us of two other settlements nearby, Far to the east lies a kingdom too.

>A.Food production & growth
>B.Construction
>C.Military
>D.Exploration and Colonisation
>E.Research & development
>F.Magical matters
>G.Other

Human factions now possible

>>681367
>F. MAGIC BABY!

>>681367
>A.Food production & growth

>>681367
>F
THE BONES MUST BECOME STRONGER!

>>681367
A, also can i have more information on the humans we absorbed, i would like to make a human faction

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>681816
>>681585
>>681379
>>681375
1. Magic
2. Growth

>>681816
The humans number 300. Their culture is somewhat Roman. The leader of the village is Publius Quinctilius Varus. There are about 50 guardsmen in the village carrying spears swords axes. They dresses in chainmail and other garb. The village has a blacksmith, An Alchemist, Mages, Farmers, A town hall and A Market as well as homes.

We continue to indulge our deep fetish of magic.

A. BETTER SKELES
B. Fire magic.
C. Golemancy
D. Water Magic
E. Other

>>686681
>A. BETTER SKELES

>>686681
>A.BUTTER SKELES

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>686893
>>686699
Alright

We have reached a point where skeletons have .. Awakened. They remember Most of their old lives. They can now cast magic. Think for themselves and do anything.
They still loyally serve the lich king though.

Rolling for an event

>>686920
Oh fuck
>18

It was a fine spring day. The rattle of bones against Wood was heard in our outpost near the entrance to our valley at the north.

The calmness of the moment was disturbed by the slight sound of boots slamming the ground. Hundreds of Boots.
An ARMY
AN ARMY OF ELVES.

We summoned our Humans and dressed them in guard garb and our skeletons hid the caves.

Their forces must number between 600 and 900 strong. The elves are a fierce people who are adept at magic and archery. They meet with our humans. Publius takes centre stage and greets the elves.

What should we do/say?

>>687000
there is absolutely no skeleton around other than the ones in our bodies please go away.

>>687000
Well I, Publius Quinctillius Varus, The greatest of the humans! Will go out and ask the leader of elves how his day was, but we are afraid that we cant host him for tea in the cave, were currently redecorating

>>687230
kek

The elven leader says his day was terrible. They were beset by undead on their way south nearby the lake.
They are glad to see friendly faces here.

They inquire what you mean by Cave? Isn't there only an inhabited village here?

>>687307
Here I am

>>687307
Oh well, we decided to go mine some stuff, the blacksmith was getting a little cranky of just working with low quality iron, and we were just coming up to help out in redecorating the mining places, gotta make sure its all nice and nature filled, you understand that don't you my elven friend?

>>687307
Kill yourself

>>687335
Ahh I see but we wish to inspect your newly acquired land if you will allow us?

We haven't heard or seen of a town in this valley.

Looks like the ruse is becoming hard to maintain..

Shall we withdraw our humans and assault with full force. Big bone Bastard will lead the charge
A. Yes
B. No
C. Other (prep ambush?)

>>689871
>C. Other (prep ambush?)
Let's make a feast.
With a very good mushroom sauce that may or may not be edible.

Okay so Im dropping this quest and I will plan a proper quest.
No hijack.
It will be a civ
It will be great.
Follow me on twitter
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Some of you guys were pretty cool
Join this Civ
Its what I play its fun
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Oh fuck ID switch kek I reset my line today