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Late-night Wizardquest 2016-10-04 07:28:00 Post No. 660727
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Late-night Wizardquest 2016-10-04 07:28:00 Post No. 660727
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You are a student of the arcane arts.
It seems that you have stumbled into a rather unsavory situation. Due to the general negligence of your party, you have found yourself separated from your comrades - Namely your TANK and your HEALER. There are some other DAMAGE-PER-SECOND oriented members of your party, whos arbitrary and rather abstract system of numerical inflicted harm has earned them the name, henceforth referred to as DEE PEE ESS.
You find this silly. You just call yourself a Wizard. The other DEE PEE ESS party members don't really matter, anyways. You're the best at big numbers. Nobody has bigger numbers than you. Nobody.
You are in possession of one (1) authentic Wizard Hat, and you are currently sitting pretty locked behind a dungeon cell door. It is dark, cold, and honestly you would like to go home and arrange your collection of ornate sticks.
What do you do?
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>>660727
Check my pockets then poke and prod at the door
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>>660741
As a Wizard, you have no need for such concepts as pockets.
You open up your [I]NVENTORY like any sane person would obviously do.
It looks like your stock is running pretty low. Whoever threw you in the clink stripped you of most of your belongings, save for what appears to be a FOUR (4) SLOT BAG as well as a HEALTH POTION.
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>>660757
Cast FIST on the door.
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>>660727
Turn into liquid and slurp your way through the door
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>>660741
>>660758
You do not know the skill FIST. That's Warrior territory.
However, you do cast Lv. 2 POKE at the door. It doesn't appear that the spell is terribly effective, seeing as it remains tightly shut, and there is no handle or keyhole in sight. The only openings are some well-secured bars through which a PORTAL is opened, as well as a slot at the bottom for food to be passed through. However, you've received no such courtesy.
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>>660768
I cast GRAB on one of the bars and attempt to lift my wizard self up to look around.
Also, I like your art style OP
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>>660768
Reverse psychology. Turn into a hamburger and wait near the bottom slot.
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>>660771
You have no idea why you're trying to cast GRAB when you could just grab the bars! That spell's not even in your SPELL BOOK. You doubt it's in anyone's SPELL BOOK.
You think that sounds like it would be a shitty spell anyways.
Regardless, you think you will try to peek through the bars to the best of your ability.
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>>660778
With some effort you manage to peek through the bars.
It's incredibly dark outside. Somehow, your cell is the most well-lit thing here. You manage to see other cell doors across the hallway. You are certainly in some sort of holding prison. In case you didn't realize that in all of your wizardly intellect.
There is a CREEPING SHADOW being cast upon the wall parallel to yours. Not 'cast' in the sense of a spell, rather, just the regular kind of 'cast', which is significantly less cool in your opinion.
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>>660780
Your arms are getting tired, and you look dreadfully silly doing this. Probably. Not that anyone would be watching you.
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>>660789
Cast fireball through the bars.
See what happens/reacts.
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Seconded. The showiest flashiest spells!
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>>660796
Yes! If there's something you can do, it's cast fireball.
This is it. It's time to show off what WIZARDS are made of.
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Fireball the door till it breaks or melts.
Whichever comes first.
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>>660809
Uh oh.
Your fireball has attracted attention. Which might have been the point, you think? Either way, something angry is coming to investigate the scene.
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>>660816
Wait till it gets close, then fireball to the face.
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>>660816
SLAP IT WITH YOUR WIZARD STICK!
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>>660847
Seconded
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Cast Poke in its eye!
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then run
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