You're in the desert. You've been unconscious. How the hell did you get here? You have a backpack on and there's a weird tent over the hill. What do you do?
>>65994
Go to tent
>>65994
Walk away from the tent.
>>65994
Dig through sand, try to find water
>>66002
You walk away from the tent. It was probably a mirage anyway. You see nothing but sand. It's quite hot.
>>66035
Reveal your true form and assimilate the planet.
>>66035
Dig in the sand for anything that could help your quest
>>66077
You dig around in the sand for something to help you out, and find an iPhone! You put it in your backpack, with whatever else is in there.
>>66113
Open the backpack and see whats innit
>>66113
Call for help
>>66115
this
>>66115
You remove the backpack, unbutton it, and turn it upside down, emptying out the contents. Several things fall out:
>Red Flare
>iPhone
>Knife
>James Belushi's "K-9" on DVD
You're feeling hungry.
>>65994
What's a tortoise?
>>66177
Eat movie
>>66180
You eat James Belushi's "K-9" on DVD. Delicious! You are bleeding.
>>66229
Smear the blood on your body to help shield you from the sun.
>>66236
You smear your mouth blood all over your body. You are cooling off, although you're a bit sticky now. Laying in the sand, there's something stabbing you in the back! Probably nothing to worry about.
>>66266
turn on the Iphone, notice how your blood stains the screen as you touch it
>>66266
take our shit and run as far as we can , we'll outrun the dessert
>>66266
Figure out what's stabbing you in the back. Maybe it's edible.
>>66320
You pack up all your shit and start running across the endless sandy terrain. This is not your prison! The sun is setting. It's getting cold.
>>66367
go back to look for the tent
>>66367
dig a hole for us to sleep in