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Classy daemon(ette) (ID: !!kkCDXDI0Xrp)
The quest formally known as monk 2016-10-03 14:07:04 Post No. 658156
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The quest formally known as monk
Classy daemon(ette) (ID: !!kkCDXDI0Xrp)
2016-10-03 14:07:04
Post No. 658156
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You are Cado, an avacado farmer. For the most part, your day has been great, and to think, it all started with a squishy mammal trying to kill you with an avacado. Needless to say, you killed that mammal. You sent it in to be prepared by your lovely wife. And just this afternoon you received an unexpected visit from the kobold hero, Kaknak. You invited him to dinner and now you all sit around the table, being content is having consumed a few pounds of meat each.
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>>658156
suplex kaknak
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>>658156
If you wanna talk about the difference between a friar and a shou lin monk https://discord.gg/f5tJX
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Classy daemon(ette) (ID: !!kkCDXDI0Xrp)
2016-10-03 14:33:20
Post No.658188
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>>658163
"Well, I had no idea I was so popular to you country folk." Kaknak does not seem aware that you are attempting to suplex him.
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>>658188
knock him unconscious with avacados
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Classy daemon(ette) (ID: !!kkCDXDI0Xrp)
2016-10-03 14:57:30
Post No.658213
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>>658202
I would never waste avacados as weapons, what are you insane?
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>>658213
Shoulder check your wife
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Classy daemon(ette) (ID: !!kkCDXDI0Xrp)
2016-10-03 16:37:07
Post No.658297
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>>658293
You cannot shoulder check your wife, because you are now being Kaknak.
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>>658297
Hit Karnak with the table
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>>658297
Shoulder check cado's wife
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Classy daemon(ette) (ID: !!kkCDXDI0Xrp)
2016-10-03 17:22:42
Post No.658378
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>>658333
You thusly slay Cado's spawn
>>658354
And using only your shoulder throw his wife through the wall. Cado pisses himself.
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>>658378
Check Cado's spawn's pockets for random shit.
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>>658386
Here is some willow bark wrapped in silk cloth. In the hands of a (notably healthy) avacado farmer, it can only mean one thing. Karnak (aka. Cado's spawn) was a drug dealer!
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Classy daemon(ette) (ID: !!kkCDXDI0Xrp)
2016-10-03 17:40:58
Post No.658405
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>>658403
Pic
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>>658403
Find Karnak's stash to become pablo escobar
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Classy daemon(ette) (ID: !!kkCDXDI0Xrp)
2016-10-03 19:35:49
Post No.658605
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>>658407
Other than the fundamental difference between willow bark and cocaine as recreational pharmaceuticals, it doesn't seem like there will be any problem with that.
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>>658605
use it all then go on a willow-fueled rampage
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Classy daemon(ette) (ID: !!kkCDXDI0Xrp)
2016-10-03 19:58:05
Post No.658653
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>>658614
The good news is, you don't feel any pain, the bad news is, you can't feel your limbs either.
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>>658653
scream loudly until you regain mobility
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>>658773
seconded
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Classy daemon(ette) (ID: !!kkCDXDI0Xrp)
2016-10-06 23:22:56
Post No.669612
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>>658773
>>668116
After roughly 3 days of groaning uselessly into the silk, you finally sit up.
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>>669612
Leave and find your family
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