Skeleton Quest

Wash my bones

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>6487
Learn to break dance

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>>6503
The Bone Zone has no water.

>>6523
Critical success.
You become the breakdancing champion of the world.
(Learned new skill: Breakdance)

>>6555
Acquire breakfast+calcium to retain your gainz

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>>6583
With your new prowess in hand, you go downstairs into the kitchen. What will you have for breakfast today?

>Spaghetti-Os
>Milk
>Cereal

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>6590
Milk, Get dem strong bones.

>>6590
Add milk to spaghetti-o's, become ultimate being

>>6590
Milk only

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>6617
messed up my roll

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>>6602
>>6621

Double Critical Failure
Shit, you split milk all over yourself.
Now you have no more milk.
fuck
You need calcium to live.
What do?

I SPOOK!

RATTLE ALL MY BONES WITHOUT STOP

RATTLE THEM SOME MORE

SPOOK EVERY ENTITY WITH MY BONES I CAN REACH

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>6627
Go to the store to buy some more milk. Surely you need no money, you can spook them into giving it to you for free.

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>6627
Pray to the skeleton god to give you some calcium.

>>6627
dice+1d100

Look for a skeleton cow to get more milk

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>6647
Messed up. 2nd try!

>>6627
Acquire spaghetti-o's as a bartering good for the denizens of the bone zone

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>>6639
You enter the spookstore, and attempt to purchase some more calcium. Unfortunately, you have no money. You attempt to spook them into giving it to you, however you have not had breakfast, and your rattling isn't quite up to snuff.

>>6661
You return to your home, milk-less, and pick up your spaghetti-os.
New item: Spaghetti-Os.

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>6686
Look for a skeleton goat to milk.

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>6686
Attempt to take over a human host to more easily acquire milk.

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>>6711
You find an unsuspecting skinbag to take over. However, his skeleton quickly jumps out when it notices the threat!
"eyy shitboi, this is my crib, fuck off. If you want to take it, then name your challenge." The skeleton screams.
the skeleton begins to rattle.
What do you do?

>>6771
dice+1d100
Use Spaghetti-o's as catalyst to channel the inner strength of Mom's Spaghetti before challenging

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>6779
Shit trying again

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>6771
Breakdancing competition

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>>6789
You lose yourself in your mom's spaghetti, channeling it's energy.

+50 on the next 3 rolls.

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[ooc]

am new how do I roll?

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>>6793
53+50
Critical Success
Paired with your breakdancing skills and spaghetti powers, you breakdance the shit out of that skeleton.
It disintergrates and you enter into your human host.
His memories merge with yours.
You are bob, an accountant sent to the bone zone when he masturbated to one too many skeletons. You also now have a wallet with 500 buckerinos in it.

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>6871
Go buy milk and then discard human host into trash.

>>6859
dice+1d100
or whatever other die you wanna roll like
dice+2d6 etc etc

>>6871
Are we still channeling the spagh in our human form?

>>6859
Put dice+1d100 in the options to roll 1 100-sided die

>>6884

dice+2d12

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>6922
Put it in the options field.

>>6884
You purchase the milk, and got a fuckton of nasty looks. Humans aren't exactly appreciated around here. You throw bob's body into the trash.
It is now lunch time.
>>6898
The spaget rolls only count while in skeleton form. So that last roll didn't deduct the spaghetti count.

Item Added: Milk
Item Added: 495 Dollars

find dog to give him a bone

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>>6949
shit forgot image

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>6949
Leave Bone zone for Earth and go spook some niggas.

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>6929

[ooc] thanks mr skeltal!

>>6976
We should focus on honing our spooking abilities before travelling to the land of the living

>>6949
Retrieve Bob's body and save it for later. Maybe it'll come in handy.

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>>7047
You go back to the trash can where you dumped bob. He's gone, some other skeleton probably took him.
There is some arrow looking thing sticking out of the trash can though.

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>7104
Dramatically investigate

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>>7116
You prick your finger on the arrow and kick the trash can over.
Pissed off, you return to your house, only to find it in flames. Something's written on the side.

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>7181
Take a boner shit on their lawn.

Rolled 80 of 1d100

Grab tip of arrow and bone hammer it onto the front of your skull. After your last spook encounter with Tahitian Necrodancers you can remember one tossing away a handful of magical artifacts, one of which had to be this enchanted arrow!

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>7181
Call up your fellow skekespooks, your going to fuck the monster mash till its a graveyard smash

Lolz I rock at this . . .

>>7221
Is that even an actual roll

>>7260
Formats different, but used online die roller.

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>7181
Let out a terrifying skele-screech. We must find the perpetrators. The bonehunt begins

Rolling to investigate

>>7181
POUR MILK ON FIre

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>7181
Go anyway fuck the police!

>>7221
>>7295
>not using the native dice-roller
Don't count m8.

Rolled 94 (1d100)

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>>7296
You let out a screech in agony. It did nothing, but you feel a bit better.
You find a mysterious note next to the flames.
It might help lead to the perps.

>>7322
>>7246
>>7309
Holy shit can you people stop shitposting please

enjoy ur shit then fag

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>7339
Mail your skull to Frankenstein and spook him with it

>>7339
Are there any major locations in the bonezone where we could begin our [s]murder rampage[/s] search

>>7339
Use bone phone to call up your best friend, Skeletim. Ask him for help to get revenge on Frankenstein's Monster.

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>7339
Go find a werewolf, clearly they're responsible for this!

Brief Intermission for a bit.

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>>7369
From what you can remember from your 9th grade geography class, the world you live in is made of 6 realms. You can only travel from one realm to another one way, one would have to complete a circuit to get back around. On a certain date, the monster mash is opened up, and every realm can easily travel to and from eachother. On halloween, these realms are opened up to the human world.

There's the bonezone, land of the skeletons.

Spookzone, land of the ghosts.

Edgezone, land of the early 2000s angst.

Hell, land of the demons.

Shitpost Central, land of (You).

and Horrorzone, land of classic monsters, the place where Frankenstein currently resides.

You have to get to the horrorzone before the monster mash, and stop Frankenstein's plans before it's too late.

>>7374
You call up Skeletim, but there's no response.

>>7544
Discover the secret hidden land of the monster girls.

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>7544
Well, clearly we must head to spookzone.

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>7544
Find a place in the bonezone to acquire weaponry befitting of a skeleton before giving chase to the spookzone

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>>7607
>>7722
Before you begin your adventure to the Spookzone, you decide to stop at the re-purposed bone shop for supplies and weaponry.

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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>8548
Spinny bone wheel of pain and suffering?

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>8548
buy a silph scope so we can see ghosts later

>>8587
>>8645
You purchase a spiky bone wheel and a Silph Scope

New Item: Spiked Bone Wheel
New Item: Silph Scope
You now have 255 Buckerinos.

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>>8755
Shit forgot image

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>8755
>>8769
pack some snacks and go to spookzone. Ask ghosts about frankenstein monster and the anti-skeleton monsters.

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>8769
Go to spookzone and rattle your bones till they tell you more about Frankenstein!

>>8780
OOC what do skeletons snack on in the bonezone
Spaghetti-o's are obviously a rare delicacy

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>>8788
>>8780
You purchase some extra milk and get ready to cross over, into the spookzone.
You now have 4x Milk
You now have 240 Buckerinos.

You brace yourself as a wave of energy comes over you. Crossing from realm to realm can take a huge toll, but somehow, you don't feel anything.

You're now in the spookzone.
It's now dinnertime. The way to the edgezone is quite far, but you must push onwards.

>>8769
buy an ammonite to use as a ranged weapon

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>8888
Find a ghost and ask him where to get grub for dinner.

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>8914
This
Speech check: "Gotta have me a good meal"

>>8888
nice quads
find some spaghetti-o's for dinner

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>>8914
>>9016
You fins a ghost foodtruck.
The moment it enters your view, you say, "I gotta have a good meal."
All the ghosts in the area turn to face you. It seems skeletons are not very well liked in this area.

You walk up to the foodtruck. "What'll it be?" The ghost behind the counter inquires. You look towards the menu.

Ghost Milk- 6$
Boo Berry Cereal- 3$
Ghost Sandwich- 5$
Spookgetti-Os- 69$

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>>8888
Go look for other spoopy creatures

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>9178
Almost forgot to roll

>>9163
Buy cereal, use our own supply of milk. Ghost foodtruck milk probably can't be trusted.

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>9195
Shit also forgot to roll

Attempt to spook ghosts

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>9163
You're a skeleton. You don't need to eat. Disregard racist ghosts. Commandeer the foodtruck.

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>9163
Inquire about the calcium content of the cereal

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>>9195
You realize too late that ghost cereal and ghost milk don't mix. The milk falls through the cereal, and the ghosts begin to snicker.

>>9208
In damage control you rattle your bones and attempt to spook them. To no avail however.

>>9261
dice+1d100

eat a ghost

>>6487
get a boner

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>9279
ooops

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>>9221
You spook the fuck out of the food truck driver with your bone wheel, and commandeer it.

The inside of the food truck is filled with ingredients and cookbooks.

New vehicle: Ghost Food Truck

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>9306
loot the cash register so we can buy something to spook those angsty edgelords

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>9306
Look for furry fools to run over while screeching "NYEH".

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>9306
put on your kiss the chef apron and get to cooking

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test

Gotta go to sleep, so intermission for a long while.

If the thread dies before I'm back, I'll make a new one.

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>9306
Drive the truck to the edgezone

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>>9324
You loot the register and regain your cash.
You also get some Ghost Cash
Ghost Cash- 20$
Buckerinos- 240$

>>9404
You get cookin' and use up the ingredients in the truck to make some lit as fuck pastaoli.

You also make a huge mess in the truck.

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>11953
Cut out excerpts of the powerful Italian manuscripts for later use
Smear self with pastaoli to absorb nutrients

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>>12029
Mama Mia! The pasta begins to form around your body into an armor-like shape!

Item added: Pasta Armor
Item added: Ancient Italian Writings

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>12115
Snack on armor