You are a special agent hired by a secret company to safeguard their experiment
the HQ inform you that one of lab's "hazardous experimental subject" is trying to escape. An empergency shutdown has been initiated for a while and your orders are to save the personnal who is still trapped with the subject, and ceased the subject's attempt with out terminating it.
You are given a shotgun with less lethal beanbag rounds and a taser pistol. YOu are standing infront of the sealed safety door, its going to open a few minutes later.
What do you do?
>>641698
Go try to find that weird coworker who probably browses /k/ and tag team
>>641698
Make a makeshift barricade, in case someone or something decides to lunge at you
>>641712
>>641714
You don't have materials for fortification and you can't call for backup
but your tablet does contain some contacts for advisors on various specialism.
Who would you like to call?
A: Weapon advisor
B: Medical advisor
C: Engineering advisor
D: HQ
E: Your robot maid at your house
>>641730
A: The weapon advisor is clearly /k/
>>641730
Call the /k/raut
>>641734
>>641739
"what y'all want to know?" said the weapon advisor
>>641753
What is this thing I need to kill and how can I kill it?
Also where can I get real weapons? I wanna go moonman on this beasty
>>641753
So, shooting its head usually works, right?
Plus, I don't think I can incapacitate it easily, if push comes to shove then how get I get some actual firepower?
>>641730
Ghostbuster
>>641764
>>641765
"Sorry kiddo can't tell you what that freak of nature is inside that door and nobody knows anyway"
"Don't ever think about butchering that shit. Your order is to stun it. As you can see from your arsenal, you are issued with a stockless Ithaca 37 and three types of 12 gauge shells: Beanbags, eXtended Range Electronic Projectile (XREP) taser round and rubber baton.
Becareful with the taser as you might accidentally kill a living thing, esepcially if its wearing electronic conducting material"
>>641780
Sure.... I'll try not to kill it
>>641780
I call my robot maid to leave a message for my waifu body pillow telling her that I love her no matter what happens to me
>>641780
lol, alright
>>641785
"What is it, master?"
Your robot maid said
>>641806
Tell my waifu I love her
Also, I'm about to fight some beasty of unkown strength and demeanor with questionably useful tools - any help you can give me?
>>641809
>>641781
>>641786
"Understand, master, your orders are put into the batch tasks list"
"If its a very dangerous beast, I would suggest you pet it's head and feed it some sweet candies"
>>641819
Well where am I gonna get those candies ya fucking retard?!
Geez, your stupidity makes me so fucking pissed sometimes!
I don't even know why I built you in the first place...
Sorry I gonna go to bed now
will continue this 7 hours later
>>641823
Rest easy OP
>>641832
cheers
Hi Im back
>>641832
".........."
You can hear your maid sobbing at the other end of the line. And then the call abruptly ended, you can no longer call back
the door is about to open.
>>651489
The door is opened and a long shadow draws from beneath your feet, what do you do?
>>651535
"FREEZE!"
>>651569sorry, I still had my trip on
>>651535
I guess we take sight with our weaponry and keep a dominance stature - or attempt to, at least.
Aside that? Take note of the things design and carry on from there.
>>651569
you aim fiercely at the front of your sight and attempt to intimidate any thing within your line of sight
to your great great GREAT surprice-nobody is standing there
what do you do?
>>651602
Stay Frosty: keep a lookout around the walls, corners, ceiling. Basically all around, including beneath and behind. Also make it clear that we're a badass that won't hesitate to pull the trigger.
>>651602
Oh well, I guess that's that
Proceed to leave through the front doorBUT IT WAS ACTUALLY ALL A RUSE TO BAIT THE MONSTER INTO APPEARING
>>651607
you check every corner of the area within your eyeballs range, theres no sign of blood, battle or people stay in here before leaving,
its a pure white and empty room with no doors at all,
you saw a machine with a seemingly lcd screen at the corner of your right hand side. What do you do?
>>651623
Try and play your favorite mongolian hip hop on it
>>651624
you approach it and before you try to lay a finger on that machine, the lcd screen switched on
>>651636
Anonymous
*******
Rolled 59 (1d100)
>>651642
Initiate extreme hacking sequence
Rolling for success
>>651643
you attempt to hack the terminal by bashing it with your gun
after a few strokes and flashes on the screen it seems to begin to display something differently
>>651648
KEEP AT IT
>>651656
Press the up arrow.
>>651691
will reply you later, need to go grab my food
>>651691
The ground begin to shake violently, you felt the gravity seems to try to pull you down as you move upward.
Try not to fall at any cost. Use the walls as support
>>651822
Press the middle button