You're a guy in a hat.

>>63244
GET OUTTA THERE! ITS GONNA BLOW

>>63244
Walk north. Take off hat.

>>63244
Speak to someone

>>63244
>Estonia
In a shitty and irrelivant country where the suicide is at an all time high, your hat is your prized possession and gives you a will to keep pushing on.

Begin to plan how to get the fuck out of Estonia

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>>63252
You heard someone shout a warning but it was too late. The building next to you exploded, sending you reeling back, and for some reason the leg facing away from the building just popped off. You have lost your leg.

What now?

>>63574
Put it back on.

>>63574
We must eat our leg to adsorb it and grow it back like Piccolo from DRAGON BALL Z

>>63574
Die, posses another body

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>63574
Whimper for help, but your efforts are fruitless because the other Estonians are too busy not caring, committing suicide or dying next to you

>crawl over to hat and use it to try and stop the bleeding

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>>63593
You popped your leg back in place and put your hat back on, that turned out well! Or so you thought, when suddenly a tumblrwhale rolling down the street shoots through the smoke, coming at you at an alarming speed--oh fuck!

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>63653
Shout explicit fat jokes, in her rage her gravity will rapidly fluctuate resulting in wild turns and maybe in an act of RNG gods will crash into the fire

Rollin for whale not crashing into us

stop her in her tracks with your secret weapon

>reality checkbook

>>63653
Hold your arms out as if to embrace it.

Rolled 150 (1d1000)

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>>63689
You yelled out a crude joke in self-defense!
-SPLAT-
It was in-effective!

>>63902
With your dying breath tell your hat not to make the same mistake.

The hat thn inherits your soul.

>>63902
Our hat in service of his master reaches emergency services hoping to save his master

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>>63920
"k-.... kid"

"dfurghghflblblfblfbl...d- dfggggghhhhhhh*snort* *gurgle*"

"d-

"d-on't make the same mistake as me"

"always watch for rolling people."
"bleh." -hatman

hatman is dead. He will is absorbed by the niggy da hat, who has the ability to shift its weight and roll at a sluggish pace

What will niggy do now?

>>64160
Fuck the corpse

>>64225
yeah

>>64160
Make love with the corpse until you inherit his physical form