The bold adventures of Braids Grenades

Grow penis

>>6116
Interrogate both other girls to see if they know anything of use.

Investigate pizza since it's our only lead right now.

>>6116
Mock other girls and become dominant girl.

>>6116
(playfully)punch biggest girl in the face to establish dominace

dominant grill

>>6116
Ask those girls if they remember anything.

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>>6116
>Don't expect this to move very quickly by the way.

>>6116
Open the door and go home.

>>6116
Protect the loli by any means necessary

>>6116
Try to lift up the flap on that door and peek out.

>>6116
>Red eyes
Well not her
Let's go ask the little english boy girl what's up

>>6549
Jesus I know OP said that but fuck man

>>6116
Consume the other two chicks and absorb their power, starting with the blonde one.

>>7645
I assumed those were cheeks

Make sure if other two are lolis or traps, just in case

>>12089
THIS

Does the little one have red rosy cheeks or red eyes?

I remember some of your threads on /v/, was expecting to see you here.

Is there anywhere else you post your loli braids when you're not taking a year to get a thread going?

>>6116
Sharpen the pizza into a shiv, use it to stab the first person to come through the door.

Steal their bikinis and wear them over your own.

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>>6148
>>6238
>>7645
You decide to ask the blonde one what she knows about where you are!


>Oh you're awake. I'm sorry to say that I don't know anything about where we are either and how we'd be able to escape. I already tried knocking on that door and shouting for help. The last thing I remember before waking up in this room would be the beach. Pretty sure I was taking a walk there. Yeah.

>>12089
All this while you've been staring at her clit just barely poking out of her bikini bottom. On a scale of 1 to 10 in terms of lewdness this girl's an 11! She's practically begging to be skull-fucked! WHAT A SLUT! You don't tell her this of course but god damn how perverted can you be?

Well anyway, let's see what that other girl has to say on the matter...

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>>14341
You approach the other girl and realize that she's touching herself quite hastily. Her shlicking echos throughout the small room. She shakes her hips in a rhythmic fashion as she pants in ecstasy not even minding the drool slowly coming from her mouth. Well anyway she's masturbating in front of you. You dismiss this as adolescent curiosity and ask her what she knows about how she got here.

She slowly stops her fingers from producing any more sounds and tells you...

>... Hi I'm Luno...

... And resumes her furious fap.

>>14434
So.... Just wait to be consentfully gangbanged. You're a slut afterall.

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>>6154
>>6180
You stand in the middle of the room and declare...

>Listen up you MORONS. As of right now I'm the head-honcho of this trio. I'LL be the one calling the shots from now on! So when I say jump I'd better hear "how high" and when I say "run" I'd better hear "how far"!!! And if you have a problem with that well you can just sit on it. Capicé?


The other two only look at you in silence. Except for Luno, she's still masturbating.

>>14473
Climb on top of girls and look for a ventilation shaft

>>14473
Make a rope with their clothes

>>14473
Grab pizza and add it to your inventory.

>>14473
shit everywhere

>>14473
Order the blonde sit in your lap while you rub her feminine penis.

>>14473
Inquire as to the origin of the pizza slice.

>>14533
This

>>14473
tell luno to stop masturbating because this is a worksafe board and the author wants a lewd story and i don't want to give them the satisfaction.

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>>14533
>>14724
(you)

>>14533
Sure, why not.

>>14778
not this

Bumping for thread supervivense

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Wait a second, those braids!

>>6116
Say, do we liek that pizza?

Please OP, my dick.

I dunno why I'm legit interested in this quest, but I am.

>>14473
Use the beta fag as a fuck toy.

>>6116
put the pizza in Luno's micro bikini.

>>6116
So why do they call you 'Braids Grenades'?

I love this board

>>15482
It's already the best board on 4chan
>>14473
For christ sake eat the pizza already

>>14473
Investigate viewer plate thing in door.

And don't eat the pizza. It could be drugged, and possibly might be why the loli is so intent on masturbating. Corollary: ask the girls if they've eaten anything since they've been here, to confirm this hypothesis.

>>14473
Question Luno's masturbatory habits..

OP still here?

>>15621
OP ded

>>15621
>>15662
Start of the thread: 04/28/16(Thu)15:07:12
the next post by OP: 04/29/16(Fri)21:25:23

So OP might not be back until tomorrow.

>>15693
Well then

>>15693
Left us hanging

>>15798
Well, cliffhangers are an established literary device.

>>15894
A fucking annoying one.

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>>14533
>>14724
You ask everybody for their clothes because you need to make a rope for no good reason.

The blonde girl tells you to fuck off. However Luno takes off her bikini bottom

>>15980
I guess just give up and wait for whoever kidnapped you to come give an explanation or something

>>15980
Eat the pizza already

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>>15980
Upon closer inspection they're actually panties! They're wet and smelly and really need to be washed. But maybe they'll come in handy who knows.

WET SMELLY PANTIES GET!

yeah, we should eat the pizza before the other girls do

>>16032
The second someone comes through that door, smack them in the face with them while they're still moist and make a break for it

>>16032
look for a escape route

We can probably use it as a garrote, though for at least one of them. choke a bitch out.

Also seriously why is that girl just steady jilling off does she have something going on there?

>>16032
Use panties to wipe grease pools of top of pizza slice.

Have sex with Luna.

>>16032
put the pizza in the panties and save it for later

>>16032
>areola_slip
damn son u playing with fire

>>16032
Make the pizza wear the panties, then eat it.

>>16032
HOLY SHIT EAT THE FUCKING PIZZA!

>>16088
Maybe OP lied and it's not a female nipple.

>>16088
He already has a masturbating 3 year old.
We're living on the edge.

>>16089
This

>>16032
We really need to help Luno, let's get Beach Boy to help us rub our hard cocks in her little face. And if that doesn't help we need to go further, anything to help out poor Luno!

>>16234
Since when do we have a dick?

>>6120
>>16280
literally the first reply

>>16280
Since Luno started being a slut and began begging for our cocks, are you going to deny the little cutie what she really wants?

>>16032
We may be trapped here for a long time without any food or water, drink panty juices for sustenance.

>>16286
You need to be over 18 to post on 4chan.

>>16286
>linking to your own post that was ignored by everyone
nigga u gay
>>16310
When did this happen?

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>>16366
It's called subtext. You need to look out for subtle hints, such as her being so horny she's constantly masturbating.

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>>6116
Wait a minute that girl...

Fight the blonde girl for her clothes

Shameless bump

>>17627
seconding this

>>16032
Tell the blonde that she's being a poor teammate by not complying, and that Luna's helping much more. Then take off your own panties so now she's the only one refusing to strip for the good of the team

>>19330
This is better option, if she refuses >>17627

>>19341
>samefagging on QST

c'mon really?

>>19360
I have been in other thread, name is only for identification on that thread, here is just bumping
i hate how names work on 4chan

>>19330
This

>>19379
Well I hate you

reminder
>Automatic permasage after 72 hours.

shit didn't this guy do another quest thread where twintails was a detective and blondie was her secretary?

>>19503
Any links to were those other threads may be?

just came in to say i love your work and you're lewd as fuck m8

>>16032
Use panty juices on door screws.

>>19330
This is a good idea

>>19460
Why?

>>22893
>>18505
>HURRY OP

bumping for interest

100 bump

FINISH YOUR QUIZ GAME YOU FUCKING CUNT

>>16032
Take a sitrep. Height, age, stats? Physical and mental state? Gumption and gall? Most recent memory before the room? What's in our inventory?

>the sexiest quest is also the slowest

God dammit

>>26957
Its how it always goes.

Dead thead

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>>27318
Someone please paint the OP red.

>>27318
I will never know what happens to the pizza :(.

Six hours left and it's over

>>6116
bumping

Does OP realize these have a 72-hour autosage?

1 hour till autosage

How long until autosage?

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>>15142
no. NO. NO WE DO NOT LIKE THAT PIZZA. WHOEVER PUT THAT PIZZA HERE HAS A SICK SENSE OF HUMOR.

LOLI AND PIZZA DO NOT MIX. EVERYONE KNOWS THIS. Pizza has done so much harm against loli-kind. there is no forgiving them for their dreadful sins throughout history.

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>>30520
In 1559 King Pepperoni enacted the "bloody loli" law whereby all Pizza-kind would go out of their way to abduct any lolis they see and burn them at a stake for all to gaze upon. Tens of thousands of lolis were burnt for the next fifty years until King Pepperoni's son, King not-so-pepperoni, took the throne and revoked this heinous decree.

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>>30533
In 1691 lolis were made slaves by spanish pizza traders. These lolis would toil away working for the pizza owners for the rest of their lives in less than comfortable enviroments. Loli slavery would be abolished in the late 1800s.

>>30533
loli haet pizza, pizza heat lolis

heh

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>>30542
In 1996 the first Loli president, Jenny F. Latchest, was assasinated by an anchovy covered pizza while she was out on parade.

>>30542
>1691
>69
heh

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>>30551
And that is why

THAT IS PRECISELY WHY

LOLI HAET PIZZA

>>30564
Are you quite done?

Eat the damn pizza. Or eat out one of the other lolis.

You need to eat something.

>>30564
>>30551
>>30542
>>30533
>>30520
Cute.

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>>30574
But you're not INTO cannibalism... You are kinda' hungry but you really don't want to eat that... PIZZA...

>>30661
Oh, screw it then. Why is there even a pizza in here, anyway? Do the other two know anything?

>>17027
Sauce

Check below the pizza. Is that crust cheese stuffed?

>>30661
You could eat your own hair.

If you hate pizza so much why are you resistant to revenge? Is not the one weakness of pizza its proclivity to be eaten?

>>30661
Eat the panties.

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>>30798
>>30848
Why not both?

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>>30661
Dear god.... The Pizza's are going to gang bang you. Isn't it?
We must hold the baby pizza hostage and negotiate our way out.

>>30661
Can you start a new thread when autosage

Insert pizza in our inventory, which I assume is infinite and invisible, for we carry wet panties and aren't visibly seen in our possession

>>31678
Well the inventory is probably buttspace atm.

>>17033
What is this from?

>>31875
That's actually kind of hot.

>>30661
Begin torturing the pizza in the hopes its cries for help will attract the guards.

>>30661
R O P E
O
P
E

>>30661
Torture pizza, gag him with wet panties until he tells you what is going on in the room.

>>30661
Eat the pizza to prove your dominance.

Sorry you guys. I didn't actually know about the autosage when I first made this thread. I thought maybe I could take it slow but that's actually a bad idea.

I will finish up the work i'm supposed to do and make the next thread and be more quick with it's progress. I will use the commands itt to start it off.

>>36700
It's okay.
The autosage is fucking stupid.

>>36700
You are awesome

we're dead

>>38044
>page 11
Wait, how many pages does this board have?
We might be fine for a while longer.

>>30661
Well shit did we already die of starvation?