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You are Ho Wang, you live with your mother and 20 siblings in San Fransciso, Chinatown. You have just woken up for your first day of school.
>do your homework
>get ready for school
>(write in)
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>>597646
>(write in)
Look for your autistic brother that browses 4chan and call him an idiot
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>>597653
You remeber your neet half brother who lives in the basement and go down to insult him. He tells you out screaming something about Serbian genes
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>>597654
Inform him that Slowakia is irelevent and procede to burn him more than Napalm bombs in Vietnam :^)
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Screw this school shit, I'm gonna go unite the Asian people under one banner
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>>597659
Perhaps the Mongolian banner?
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>>597662
Next Genghis Khan coming thru bois
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>>597663
Start by seeling dogs to the Great Chink Market, try and steal some shit from the forbiden palace
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>>597666
Roll 3 1d100s
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Rolled (1d00)
>>597667
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Rolled 43 (1d100)
>>597667
Memes
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Rolled 85 (1d100)
>>597667
M E M E S
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>>597669
You try to kidnap dogs and steal useless artifacts but get caught because of your inability to see with your small eyes. You are now detained in a holding cell in Beijing. What do
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Rolled 12 (1d100)
>>597676
Reeeeee untill they let me out. Offers some succ
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>>597678
You give worse succ then 1$ prositute, you are sent to an all female prison
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Rolled 11 (1d100)
/qst/, truly a 4chan board
my 66 roll confirms
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>>597682
Squid crawls from anus. Begin tentacle raep
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>>597646
>After Class
Go to your hideaway, between two large buildings. its basically a narrow allyway with a wide open clearing that is surrounded by brick walls. You put up a wooden door that way no one else can come into 'Your place' except you
>Practice your street tagging skills [Art 3d6]
>Practice your hip hop dance move [Dance 3d6]
>Practice your martial arts, because muy thai is awesome. [Combat 3d6]
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>>609263
>>Practice your hip hop dance move [Dance 3d6]
>>Practice your martial arts, because muy thai is awesome. [Combat 3d6]
I thought we were Chinese. Clearly the only true option is to practice our Wu-Tang style
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