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Your name is Richard. You are a 26 year old kiss-less handhold-less virgin living with his parents.
You're depressed and browse /r9k/ daily complaining about how horrible women are, you're also a follower of MGTOW and use it as an excuse as to why you don't have a partner.
You're easily over 100kg and shower twice a week. You spend your days in your room, posting on /r9k/ and occasionally playing video games.
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Your mother knocks on your door and you quickly scramble to tab out of your femdom porn video
She makes you turn your obese ass over to her and she confronts you.
Again she asks you why you don't have a job and when you're going to get a girl. She does this a few times a month and by now you've gotten sick of it.
Post ending in 1 or 9 says what you do or say
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>>5994
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>>5981
I call her a cunt and rub my cummy hands all over her cunt face
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>>6009
oh fuck
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>>6009
You struggle to get up your chair. You go up in your mother's face and begin touching her face with your filthy hands.
"You're a cunt, mom. You're a dead-set cunt."
She backs off and stands in shock as if she just got shot. She walks off quickly. A few seconds later your father comes up, gives you a death glare and asks you why you did that.
He's a big guy, his forearms are almost the size of your head and could easily subdue you.
Post ending in 3 or 6 decides what to say or do.
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>>6042
kill myself right in front of them
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Learn game, develop a business, start working out, start learning. General self-improvement.Start with success with women, If you get laid most of your problems will go away.
Search for a rsd inner circle. Watch Pimp by julien.
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>>6042
Pretend to apologize by kneeling on the ground but pull down his pants and start sucking his dick.
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>>6042
Punch him in the face
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>>6042
Attempt to persuade daddy into giving you a blowjob.
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>>6042
I am possessed by a fucking demon you shit-gurgling twat, I will bring sadness to all!
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>>6042
Unzip katana and chop his beard off
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>>6263psshh... nothing personel dad
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>>6263
This is going to end horribly.
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Apparently OP has abandoned us. Too bad. This could have become interesting.
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