The Journey

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You are a tired depressed man, having nothing else to do but to go on the computer and search up anything to keep you away from your devastating reality. Your father is an alcoholic, your mother is dead, your sister is suicidal, and your dog has rabies. When suddenly, in front of your dead, cloudy eyes, appears a fairy. "It is I, the spirit of faith, Saturday, from the eternal hills of Eden. We shall go, my child, to end the suffering of all of mankind. Come. Come my child." In a low, hoarsy voice, you reply in the most polite way, "May I be excused for the moment, for I am in a state of severe bodily harm. Perhaps invite me at another time." And you slept the Sumer night away.
You awake the next day to find that you are a chicken. You are startled, yet decide to stay calm and get ahold of the situation. You investigate the place, searching beneath your bed, table, chair, and even your rectum. After hours of searching your room, you finally decide to give up. To live the life of this bird. But as you were about to go through your wooden bedroom door, something catches your eye. It was a piece of brown paper. You picked it up, and read it amongst yourself. "Niggah come to Eden and I'll fix your ugly ass face." It was from Saturday! What will you do?