You wake up in a world where the god in-charge in lazy

Try violating the laws of physics and see if he notices.

>>58502
Fuck it.

>>58502
Lazy?
God?
In Charge?!
We are clearly the chosen one.
Summon our motorized recliner chair of lazyness and liberate the procrasti-nation

>>58502
Rape some immigrants while throwing darts and having a brew.

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>>58605
You made the mountains start climbing you. No signs from god yet

>>67170
Start screaming heresies to see if he notices

Begin to blow up said mountains.

>>67170
Try creating a chair to sit on.

>>67170
Do a backflip

Eat the mountains

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>>70281
You eat the said mountains. You now realize the mountains were nuclear reactors and therefore source of light. Since you ate it, there is darkness all around and the world is empty
>>69403
As they go inside your stomach, they explode because nuclear molecules react well with HCl. You're not dead because there is no god to kill you, but it gave rise to a bright light surrounding you. There is darkness and nothingness all around. Real god being absent, you become De-facto god. What do you do next?

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>>70054
You start doing a backflip while you wait

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>>69423
Right before you land, you try creating something to sit on. You call it "chair"

Split an atom