Infinite Dungeon quest: The wolf was slain!

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>575292
loot his body nigga

>>575477
You failed m8

>>575575
well fug I guess continue to the next layer

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>>575619
Wait I forgot something!!!!!

on the ground where Frozen claw used to be is a small newborn puppy. He looks so helpless

>>575691
see if it is friendly also is it ice pup or normal pup?

>>575691
Give it a bag o chips in exchange for its loyal service in the future

>>575750
its white but not made of ice.

You reach towards it and in whimpers obviously scared

>>575765
give it a good pettin' then see if he wants to come with

>>575764
>>575765
You put a few chips next to it but don't get too close as not to scare it. It slowly crawls over to the chips must be weak from hunger.

>>575770
When you move your hand near it it whimpers

>>575850
so? give it light pets

>>575908
it seems to get calmer as you pet it. it is extremely skinny though you can feel it's rib cage as you pet it.

>>575918
Clearly it requires nourishment. Will it follow us to the next level on it's own? We should try to feed it a monster of some kind

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>>575933
it can't walk very well

>>575933
Shed manly tears
Put it in a pocket in our coat or something and let's find press on to find some food

>>575954
woops meant to link >>575947

>>575954
You could put it in your bag. It will need milk cuz it only a baby

>>575954
POCKET PUPPIES

>>575992
put in pocket and give it our blood as nourishment since we can't produce milk I'll let myself die before this dog if I must

>>576006
if we give it our blood that will probably kill it

>>575292
Um.... Creepy hospital level?

>>576026
I was thinking future robot level but your idea might work too.

>>576026
This pls

>>576039
It was just a suggestion, I'm up for whatever

>>576065
Yeah the other people liked your too i'll make it maybe a few levels later........

Any way How about we find some milk before lil' puppy here dies!

>>576094
What if we feed the puppy the dragon jizz? Will that make it half dragon or something?

Sorry I gtg 2 bed senpai see u in the morning!

>>576117
YOU ARE SICK MAN! WHY WOULD YOU FEED LIL' PUP PUP JIZZ THATS IT I'M MAKING YOU DRINK THE JIZZ!

>>576129
;3 anyways night dude

>>576129
It made our sword stronger so maybe pupper will get stronger to

>>576166
*creeps out the shadows*
"Hello"

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How are you

>>576376
>>576243
Wtf?

>>576166
No, dragon jizz is NOT milk!

>>578809
DRINK THE DRAGON JIZZ

>>579036
You taste it at tell me how it is

>>579090
>>579036
You take a quick sip. It tastes very salty and fishy. Good thing you didn't drink this earlier or give it to lil' pup pup

>>579654
Lol

>>576243
hey you wouldn't happen to have milk would you?

>>580409
don't talk to shadow guy this quest only has one playable character.

>>580427
b-but pupper

>>580445
ignore shadow guy you can find milk somewheres else. Maybe the next floor. you don't have to go to the next floor it was just a suggestion

>>580461
btw, maybe we should name lil' pup pup

>>580679
look through the dungeon for creamy enemies
pup is jack

>>580942
i'll wait for more names and seconds before I continue.

>>580994
>>580942
okay, noone replied so pup pup is named jack.

plz come back you were the only one playing...

>>581709
sorry was making dinner for myself

Can someone explain to me how these threads work?

Is it like D&D with stats and armor and classes or is it extremely simplified?

>>581877
super slimplified defense is a passive value attack is 2d6 special choices are a d20 with higher numbers meaning better results

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>>581877
lurk sum moar

>>581912
opppppppp don push em away

am I alone here right now?

>>582216

n-n-o

d-d-d-d-o I-i-i-i m-m-make r-rolls m-m-my-self?

>>582274
you can but op can do em for ya

>>581912
>>582303

I shake the only item I was carrying with me, magic powder, over my head, shrinking me to the size of a deck of cards

I jump onto (qLs+DSwx)'s shoulder and quietly observe the dungeon and its progression

>roll 18 of 20

>>582369
nu we all control one dude making choices and trying to escape the fungeon

>>582637

wew

I'll just go back and read some threads

>>582702
>>582637
>>582369
>>582303
>>582274
>>582216
Sorry I fell asleep on the couch watching tv!

We can look for creamy milk monsters it the other rooms you'll just have to tell me were.

and by "we" I mean us the players there is still only 1 character

>>583929
go back through the rooms starting at the bottom and move to start until we find pup food

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>>584467
not sure what you meant by bottom so I just put us here. You find a pair of ice cream twins. "eh, its not milk but its dairy so it should work" you think

Rolled 5, 3 = 8 (2d6)

>>584494
kill for pupper!

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>>584494
sorry forgot map

>>584502
You slice them in half melting them to a puddle.
"better not let jake drink the chocolate one." you think

>>584514
bring jack to feast on the corpses of our foes

>>584527
jack is very weak you carry him over to the puddle and he begins drinking the sugary milk. As soon as he swallows he gets a bit stronger you can no longer see his rib cage and he can walk on his own. "Weird magic milk." you think

>>584545
find more

>>584629
Well I don't think he needs anymore but whateva

You go to the next room and find a twinkie (heals 2hp potatoe chips heal 4hp)

>>584655
give pup the twinkie

>>584684
why waste a perfectly good heath pack?

>>584703
geez op don't you want jack to be happy? go to the next level with the pup

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>>584707
You walk to the boss room and clime the ladder as you go up you notice its made of metal.

When you reach the next floor its made completely of metal and surprisingly clean.
Theres a low buzzing coming from the north room

>>584732
are you still there or did you die?

>>589623
go to the north
sorry had morning shift at work today

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>>592970
is okay bby. Why do you always want to go to the spooky room first? You walk to the north room as you do the buzzing gets more distinguished. Its sounds like a strange foreign language. When you enter the room you see a Star ship drone fleet of 4 with 2 heath each.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>593243
Admin code "1c3-cr34m
>delete pre-existing directives
>initiate follower.exe

>>593282
thats funny but you can't take these as pets. Also you couldn't put in the code without opening them up

Rolled 6, 2 = 8 (2d6)

>>593525
fiiiiiiiine get out the boomstick

>>593554
You shoot and the scatter shot hits two killing them instantly (because shotgun does 2dmg) how ever the remaining one is charging his blaster (does tons of 5dmg which is 1/2 your hp)


I originally planned on these guys being bullet proof like furnace monsters but that would be annoying

Rolled 3, 6 = 9 (2d6)

>>593586
damn it forgot to roll for blaster *facepalm*

>>593586
hey the inside of the chip bag is reflective right?

>>593603
yeah just like all chip bags

If your gonna reflect the laser your sword could do that too....

>>593629
well we cant regain health by opening up our sword now can we? stuff our fat face and cover the blaster wit the bag also some chip bags like shitty baked "healthy kinds" are paper in and out

>>593674
well were on max heath because the ladder regens heath to make it fair but okay you eat all the delicious potato chips and cover the blaster. The droid shoots but the laser bounces back into the blaster killing it.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>593738
loot their corpses

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>>594028
You succeed! you find a blaster gun! instead of taking ammo it just needs to recharge after firing.
does 2 dmg same as shotgun or acid dipped revolver. Do you take it? you'll need to trade a gun to get it.

>>594162
which gun has mo' ammo?

>>594174
Shotgun has 10 ammo revolver has 6.

I forgot how much they had so I just put them at 1clip each

>>594241
wait can't pupper carry stuff

>>594283
no but later he might get armor.

>>594290
geeze fine insert revolver in ass and take blaster

>>594290
maybe. And if it was back mounted jack could wear a gun.

>>594302
wait, what!?

>>594319
don't be a faggot just do it if it can't fit just leave it in the room

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>>594346
it can't fit.........

>>594371
fine leave the revolver and take the blaster then head to the east room

>>594406
i'm sorry sempai...... plz 4give me.....

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>>594419

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>>594448
k bye.

>>594492
op pls there are people who love you like me I can live without the feeling of the lovely cold metal sliding softly into my love tunnel but I can't live without you. l-let's just go to the east room o-ok

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>>594527
omg my sides. in the east room you find a syringe labeled "X-10A2#" "must be some weird chemical..." you think

>>594694
AWWW SHIT NIGGA TIME TO GET HIGH

>>594761
i've said this like 8 times but..... What!?

>>594839
bruh just take a lil' hit o' that good shit mang

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>>594998
You inject a small drop into your wrist and your veins and eyes glow lime green but nothing else happens.

>>595051
but did it feel good?

>>595090
no you didn't feel anything

>>595051
i guess just keep it for now and go to the south room

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>>595130
The south room is the size of a closet and has a suit of armor on a stand. The armor adds 5hps

>>595163
can I wear my fire cloak over it?

>>595176
no but this is better than fire cloak.

>>595204
what does the cloak do again just a fire aura? if so take the new shit

>>595231
you could harvest the cloth to make a badass cape but you'll have to roll.

sorry, I have to go to bed ;-; See you in the morning you can roll dice+1d20 to harvest the cape and i'll read it in the morning.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>595271
see ya later bud I'll see if I can get some friends to join the adventures for mo' fun

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>>595277
you harvest the cloak for a badass ripped cape.

>>597217
r u still there sempai?

I'm kinda afraid to play cuz I don't really speak english (but i can understand basically everything) and I don't really know how to play.
I'm watching you guys play for like 4 days and I'm really enjoying it

>>598108
thanks for watching its appreciated! I don't know if he's online right now but qLs+DSwx-sempai could explain how to play to you!

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>598124
sorry had rehearsals put on cloak give it swish and proceed to find the secret door

>>598108
don't be afraid to join in mang just suggest actions roll a 1d20 for actions and 2d6 for combat

>>598347
what did you roll 4 bby?

>>598404
swish intensity

>>598408
You succeed +infinity coolness points

>>598419
noice. are there any doors I missed?

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>>598437
Heres an updated map.

>>598490
go west from the north room

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>>598527
When you enter the room you see the robot guard. "Wow a mini boss great" you think. " !^7#$I WILL NOT LET YOU GET THE PASS CODE#%1@A*" The robot says in between garbled buzzing.

>>598680
"I just here for the sex bots dude!"
jam brand straight into his left robo shoulder

Rolled 6, 3 = 9 (2d6)

>>598702
forgot the roll

>>598707
You hit and deal 3dmg! Hes left at 7hp

NEW THREAD: >>>603838