Infinite dungeon quest: the edge was dulled

>>556019
Head south.
Kill more ice creams.

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>>556022
in the next room you see a snowman an ice type enemy with 8hp if you are fighting multiple one can give the other its hp

>>556037
y'know you sorta need to kill this guy

Rolled 6, 6 = 12 (2d6)

>>556037
Stab Stab with the sword.
Try to get both of them.

Rolled 4, 6 = 10 (2d6)

>>556306
theres only one tho.

Success you deplete half his health but he swings his knife at you

>>556320
he hits leaving you with 7hp

>>556326
Stab the wall

Fuck this shit man, we gotta get outa here

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>>558346
y'know you can use teleport 4 dummies to skip a few rooms.

>>558767
Fuck that. We gotta save our resources for when we're in a real jiffy. We know there's a wall. We need to get outta there. Stab the wall

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>559057
rolling!

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>>561190
Success you dig half way through the wall leading to the boss room. Do you want to dig more?

>>561206
Does the beast attack while we flail at the wall?

Rolled 3, 2 = 5 (2d6)

>>561260
hes attacking now ! start digging!

>>562011
He hits! you have 5hp left!

Rolled 3, 6 = 9 (2d6)

>>562015
Turn around and finish it with brand.

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>>562032
You slice him in half splattering snow on the floor. Brand sizzles as the snow on it boils away.

The killer snowman dropped a snowman's head.

>>562170
>Try to put it on.
>South.

>>562176
*shoves on head* "well now I can't see" you think while taking it off. "maybe I should keep digging that path but theres a chance my sword will snap" you think

welp, noones replying (sorry if I sound rude its okay to not reply for a while) so i'll just post this here.

>>562181
Snap? SNAP? MAN, WE JUST KILLED A DUDE WHILE DIGGING OUR WAY THROUGH A WALL. LIFE IS ONLY WORTH LIVING ONCE IT'S ALL ON THE LINE! KEEP DIGGING, NIGGA

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>562395
you keeep forgeting 2 roll bby but I got u.

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>>562406
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH CRITICAL SECCESS WE GOT THROUGH THE WALL BOYS!!!

>>562395
even if it did snap there was that ice cream mace, our shotgun and revoler

>>562448
>Digging with ice cream
>Digging with a gun
Watcha gonna do, shoot the hole open?

>>562477
no I mean for a weapon.

>>562531
>Not wanting to use our wicked broken sword thing
>Not wanting our opponents to go "oh shit nigga, that sword don't even work right. This guy must be the bad news bears if he thinks he can take us on with just a hilde!"

>>562540
>wanting to do less damage

>>562563
We won't HAVE to do any damage if the enemy is too scared to attack!

>>562568
lol

>>562409
QUICK! We must strike while time is in the essence! Lunge through the room with our dirt sword and prepare for the worst!

>>563486
you lunge through the hole and pop out in the room before the big room (indicated by dot) with your sword pointed out and you impale a snowman killing it instantly.

LOL nerds

>>564969
gtfo normie

>>564987
Wherr are we on the map, qm?

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>>565003
room right before big room

>>565512
>>>565003 (You)
>room right before big room
Then i guess we enter the the east room

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>>565837
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH


"usually there are bonus items in these rooms..." you think

>>565865
Floor looks shiny. Is it glass?

>>566278
its ice. Remember?

>>566455
melt the ice with brand

>>566610
ice is already melted from fire boosted armor the floors been like this for the whole level.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>566626
inspect the shit out of this room

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>>566651
you find some ice

>>566678
make a sculpture out of the ice to help distract our self from the traumatic events happening around us

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>>566716
you make a dick sculpture, realize you're an immature retard and get traumatic flash backs of the dick dragon. -1 happiness

>>566751
have a happy flashback of getting a good dicking from your boyfriend to cope

>>566787
wat!?

>>566751
Open door. Punch it.

>>566817
>>566787
i'm confused lets just pretend the statue thing never happend.

>>566876
cool cool
go back to the rooms we should have gone through and collect sweet loot

>>566900
that would take forEVER thooooo

>>566912
What are we?
Some pussy ass bitch?
Go through those rooms, slay bitches, get money, proceed to Valhalla.

>>566912
Throw dick sculpture at skull door

>>566912
let's just get to boss battlin'

>>566912
Teleport to the End

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>>567957
>>567050
You throw the dick sculpture at the door and walk in prepared to fight. You see the boss, Frozen Claw the ice hound

>>569962
Teleport INSIDE THE BOSS

>>570011
you tap the book. "nothing happens so you open the book and theres a warning. "WARNING: Not for combat use!"

>>570834
tame it with fire as an incentive

>>571927
the boss? you can't keep it as a pet. Its too big it wouldn't fit through doors and its made of snow


But maybe later you'll find a per ;)

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>571949
fine wait for it to lunge and roll under it when it does slicing its underside as you go

Rolled 3, 6 = 9 (2d6)

>>572001
rolled rong dice yo!
I got you tho heres the right dice!
sorry m8 it would be nice to have frozen claw but hes a bad guy ;-;

>>572017
you slice his under belly! Dealing extra damage because stomach is soft yo!

you dealing 6 damage lowering his health to 9

Rolled 2, 1 = 3 (2d6)

>>572041
climb inside the gash and tear him apart

>>572096
You fail! He bites leaving you with 5hp!

>>572150
throw our sword at him while switching to our shotty

>>572398
>Throw our sword
I think you meant to say Shove the Sword down the barrel of our shotgun and fire it at the giant ass Snow Panther boss

>>572636
well fuck my ideas this guy knows whats up

Rolled 3, 1 = 4 (2d6)

>>572684
>>572636
rolling 4 u bby

>>574152
You shove the handle of you sword into the barrel of the shotgun and fire it along with one spread shot. The sword impales Frozen Claw's face and the bullets hit him too. The sword begins to melt his face.

>>574156
Jump in the air, fire the shotgun reverse the position of the Frozen Claw, using the momentum from the shot we're thrusted to the face of the Frozen Claw's head where we rip out our sword while backflipping over the rest of the Frozen Claw's body

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>>574537
what!!!???

>>574719
ROLL ME, NIGGA

Rolled 4, 4 = 8 (2d6)

>>574736
okaay?

>>574766
u did it m8 u hit him asnd kill him

>>574766
You wanna keep playing the game? This isn't even close to the end

Should I make a new thread cuz this is on the 4th page

NEW THREAD >>>575292


Its a shame these threads die quick