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you wake up in an empty crop feild covered in dirt, you feel something every distinctly crawling across you chest.
you feel like shit and you can barely remember anything. you can't even recall your own name, all you know is that your name starts with an L
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>name yourself
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>>555114
John Doe
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>>555128
you decide that any name beginning ith L is Lame so you decide Jhon doe is a Much better name.
you get up an look around the feild. it seems pretty empty, although you can see some distant structure on the horizoin if you really squint.
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>>555114
look for your shitty town somewhere in kansas and join the local democrat part.
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>>555178
You look around. You've never heard of kansas but fond memories come with its name. You start walking in a random directoin, eventually reaching an old farm house. Outside the house stands a scarecrow. His limbs lie weak by his side.
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>>555178
JillStein
Stop shilling for democrats.
Is that all you think about?
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>>555268
Go up to the scarecrow and ask him where this is.
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>>555268
give him a kiss he looks sad
>and cute
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