You're God now - Part 1

>>548678
Create light
and also bacon

>>548678
Invent boobs.

>>548678
Let there be light

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>>548680
You create light, so you can see your bacon.
You also invent boobs. They're on the floor and you can't see them.

What now.

>>548688
i would look on my boobs

>>548688
See that it is good
the bacon I mean

also, make a big ball for all the light to come out of, and make some rocks fly around it really, really fast

>>548688
Lets make some helpers to do minor details while we do the important stuff. Like women and beer.

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>>548695
You make a ball of light and throw some sand at it.
Huh. A bigger one is forming.
Neat.

What now?

>>548703

I make it 3D cause I'm fucking god and I discriminate against 2D-flatlanders

>>548703
i would make one more ball, this time it would be "ball of darkness"

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>>548706
You make it 3D. You're not just some filthy flatlander, are you?
>>548707
You make a ball of darkness on the opposite side from the growing ball of sand.

What now?

>>548714
Create Nega-God, our true nemesis. Exactly like us, but evil, with his colors inverted.

>>548714
i would make ball of darkness move around ball of light, very, very fast

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>>548719
You create your arch nemesis, Teenage Angst-- i mean, NEGA GOD!
he's you but evil
>>548720
The ball of darkness is moving really, really fast around the ball of light now. You're almost afraind it'll cut you with all that speed it has. Or give you carpet burn. Or something.

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>>548725
my arch nemesis create his own planets

>>548729
i mean
i wont stop you

>>548725
Create fire to cook bacon.

Make the smaller ball of light the moon and begin forming water, landmass, and oxygen on the main source of light.

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>>548763
You make the little ball of dirt habitable.
Still a lot of other bits of dirt though.
Dark ball still moving really fast

>>548772
Slow down the dark ball so it doesn't hit the planet. Populate the planet with completely randomized animal and aquatic species. Let a few million years passby.

>>548772
make sun great again

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>>548777
>>548778
Dark ball slows down. But not too much.
Planet (now named "Dirt") populated with stupidly designed creatures that are somehow living.

Also, the sun looks..
>>548778
great...

>>548786
is that a damn mudkip

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>>548786
Name the planet Totonas.
After the years have passed, Culicidae Mansonia, the first sentient lifeforms evolve from a lake in a swamp region. Basically giant, humanoid Mosquitoes.

Due to their large size, they cannot reproduce as rapidly when they were in their Insectoid form of evolution. They are predatory and mildly aggressive.

>>548786
Make another solar system. With races of creatures that fight each other

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>>548797
You make a slightly more confident race of creatures.
Slightly.
Hopefully, one day, they'll be at war with on another.
But that'll take a long time.

>>548803
What about the Culicidae Mansonia?

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>>548808
culicidae mansonia begins but immediately stops because none of the species like mosquitoes so they squish them before they evolve

>>548815
Approve
>>548795
Sorry anon

Check in on NEGA GOD

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>>548817
NEGA GOD is kinda breaking the game and finding weird shit that has to do with darkness.
Looks cool.
anyways i have to sleep because i haven't slept in like four days
someone can carry on the """legacy"""
if they want to anyway
or you guys can start a new one

>>548822
This was a simple kind of fun, but fun nonetheless. Night OP

Create a perfect white race

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>>548729
NEGA GOD makes 2 planets in the EVIL LIGHT REALM. One inhabited with a race of brilliant light(>>548864
), obsessed with perfection, one of a muddled grayish race who just sort of half asses everything and couldn't care less about the world around them.

Both planets orbit a point known as the Pivot, and without this construct they would drift apart. The white planet's complex and elaborate city grid is visible from out space, while the gray planet has no cities, or many building for that matter.

Upon their creation, the white race denounces their creator under the pretense of his various aesthetic imperfections. The gray race does not know about him.

NEGA GOD regrets making these planets and decides not to come back.

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>>549051
NEGA GOD recedes back into meddling with darkness, dangerously close to Totonas, formerly known as the planet dirt.

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>>549053
The residents of the white planet are currently hard at work in the office buildings, and cannot be seen for now. The language they speak only has one glyph, but there are so few words that you can tell them apart. The eight dots pictured simply say 'building.'

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>>549055
Life on the gray planet continues as usual.

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But suddenly, you spot your rival meddling near your pride and joy planet, Totonas, which you did not name, over run with a race of humanoid mosquitoes, which you did not authorize the creation of! What is this injustice gone unnoticed while idle! Surely this is the work of NEGA GOD!

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>>548797
>>548803
As was originally intended through poor wording, the three-eyed, "superior race" from the unnamed planet cause civil warfare over some unseen conflict to the point of near-extinction.

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>>549073
All except for one war-torn soldier.

Who finds a leftover personal rocket ship, and...

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>>549077
Forgot pic.................

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>>549077

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>>549079
And with this I leave the thread
Thank you for the momentary yet lonely entertainment

>>549082
That was bootiful

>>549082

niceeee


this univerce is intriguing

>>549082
You did good man.

oh fuck i just woke up

you guys did a great job with this

so i guess you guys can tell me what you do next, i guess????
or what happens next
or i could make another thread
whatever

>>549483
The violent race breeds with the weak race

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>>549631
The weird mosquito things mate with some of the remaining three eyed soldiers and oh gOD WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE

>>549912
All the three eyed Monquisto beings are gifted with kai and begin collectively training in Tien Shinhan crane school style martial arts.

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>>549955
that happens
they now know the art of martial
arts

Now lets give them a challenge. Make another Sentient race called Frogmeni. They have naturally infused kai and warcry REEEEEEE.

>>549980
A kai-born disease forms.

Make the cure an extremely hard to find plant!

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>>550072
The Frogmeni are now at war with the Weird Mosquito Three-Eyed People.

>>550318

make a book about how you love everything you created, but purposefully designate people at birth to burn in hell.

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>>550553
You create the HOLLY BOP-IT, even though its a book, not a bop it.
Now everyone is designated to burn in hell for their sins eternally. even though you did not label any sins except "Being born".

This is the best thread i have seen on 4chum since the TimeNigger Chronicles.

>>551581
what the fuck were the TimeNigger Chronicles?

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>>551625
i wish i could explain. EFG meets... shit, i don't really know how to explain. writefag from UpsideDown America named TSG. just great storytelling. /b/'s finest.

I'd like to think i touched some genitals with my Micro Machine stories, too.

>>551731
that is pretty good.
Dunno how this stupid thread could even be compared to it to be honest, i just wanted to do some stupid shit, lol

>>551989
it is funny. it is interactive. that used to be the norm for 1/1000 threads. now it is 1/1000000. do you play risk?

>>552046
i've heard of it, but i've never played it. what is it?

>>552272
you posted a link in our meta thread. keep a tab open and when a new link drops come lurk it. you might enjoy...