puppers wants the cake

>>541920
Get a chair and some blocks.

Pee myself

>>541962
This. If we pee ourselves it will give us a greater chance to get the cake.

>>541920
Lick balls

Jump good

explain to the cake why it has to be eaten.

Beg the Master for cake with puppy eyes and doggy patience.

We're a pupper, they're our greatest weapon.

>>541920
Continually hit the table until the cake falls on the floor.

If there's a cake, that means it must have been placed there somewhat recently (i.e. no decay/breakdown of the sugars) which means that there must be someone to facilitate the cake's arrival (and departure)

Continually bark outrageously in an attempt to attract attention

Conspire with the cat to get some

>>541920
Gnaw on the table's legs until it falls down along with the cake.

>>541920
Continuously bang your head on the table until the cake falls down, either that or until you get brain damage so that you won't want the cake anymore.

BUILD A BRIDGE USING THE FLESH OF THE INNOCENT

I look at that fucking cake and then I bark
"Come here, you cake"

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Invest in bitcoins and hire someone to get you cake

>>543268
This plan works for me! I vote for this course!

>>543268
Backing