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This is it. Years of hollow threats, and your old women finally follows through...
You're on your own now.
Your Mother has agreed to pay for this apartment until you find yourself a job. As long as it keeps you out of her house.
Here you stand, in your new small, empty apartment without a job, or a penny to your name...
What will you do?
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>>540091
Introduce myself to the neighbors
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>>540180
Well... That is slightly odd... Your front door is locked. You don't remember locking it, you have only been here for about 10 minutes.
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>>540192
Umm... Hmm... that is slightly odd. Is it locked from the outside? Do I have a key?
Check pockets
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>>540210
You rummage through your pockets, but with disappointing returns; no keys to be found here...
You do however have a note, and your mobile phone.
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>>540220
Check my phone like an addict
Read the note
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>>540224
There isn't much to check on your phone, unfortunately, you don't have many friends. Or any for that matter. It's a mystery to you why you even bought this thing.
The note reads: 555-613
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>>540258
Call up that number.
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>>540258
Look at the other side of the note.
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>>540264
You dial the number into your phone. It begins to ring. The call is then rejected, followed by the sound of someone, or something moving around frantically in the room above.
You save the number to your phone.
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>>540301
The scrambling is soon followed by a small hatch in your wall opening.
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>>540310
throw note into hatch
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>>540313
You slide the note under the hatch. Nothing happened. Seems safe enough... You guess.
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>>540327
Well, I guess we have one option really. Go through the hatch... feet first
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>>540330
i support this without thinking about it at all
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>>540330
You sit next to the hatch, first placing your legs through the hatch, preparing to slide through.
(Part 1 of 2)
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>>540348
You find yourself in a small dark room. Purpose of this room: unknown.
There is a small wooden box, and a key laying on the ground.
(Last for tonight, will be back tomorrow, leave the command, and I will update at some point tomorrow, and we can continue from there.)
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>>540385
Tear that cow poster off the wall
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>>540393
For some reason, this poster of a cow seem partially offending to you. You tear down the poster with a great deal of satisfaction.
Underneath the poster is a small note, taped to the wall.
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>>542161
Call mom. Yell at her to bring you chicken tendies
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>>542163
You decide that the best course of action would be to call your mother, and demand that she brings you some chicken tendies, completely neglecting to tell her about your situation, and that you have managed to get locked in you new apartment.
She is having none of your sass. She hangs up.
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>>542171
Call Gramgram and complain that mom won't feed you and doesn't love you
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>>542176
You cell good old Gramgram, telling her all of your problems. However, she unfortunately dies mind way through the conversation.
This is truly a sad day.
Rip Gramgram
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>>542178
Pick up key and box
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>>542179
You take the small wooden box, along with the small key.
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>>542180
Read the note.
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>>542185
You read the note that was earlier unveiled.
The note reads:
You are safe in here, Trust me. 555-478
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>>542188
Call this new number and try to open the box.
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>>542188
You dial, and ring the number. It's the same as before. The phone rings, then is rejected. A few seconds pass, then the hatch that you entered slowly closes.
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>>542195
Open the chest. Damn it all.
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>>542196
Hold your horses! You first think you better try and call the number again. The note did say to trust it after all.
You dial the number, it rings, gets rejected and then the door opens up again.
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>>542197
Exit hole
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>>542204
You now stand in your empty apartment once again.
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>>542197
Shit on the floor; get schwifty
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>>542206
Use key in keyhole on door
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>>542206
Shit on the floor?! Why on earth would you do that!? God knows how long you will be stuck in this room, and the last thing you want is to be stuck in a small room with a pile of shit.
You do however get schwifty. Or at least the best you can. You have seen this all over the internet, but never bothered find the definition. You just do what comes naturally.
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>>542212
Call the cops. Tell them mom won't bring you tendies and she put her hands on your no-no place. And you're locked in your apartment
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>>542217
You call the cops, and give them the long and short of the whole situation. He laughs at you. You can hear him talking to his co-workers, then they start laughing as well.
After the laughter subsides they tell you that if you call them again without a real reason, there will be hell to pay!
They hang up.
(Last update for now, will be back in a few hours, again post the command, and I will reply when I am back.)
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>>542223
Throw a tantrum until you fall asleep
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>>542223
Bite your pinky finger off.
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>>542223
Use the key on the box.
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>>542230
This is all too frustrating! Being trapped in an empty apartment, strange notes, weird hatches, being the laughing stock of the police force and no chicken tendies!!
Its all getting you, so you decided to vent your anger in the form of a tantrum, like the little child you truly are.
Your tantrum is short lived however, as you soon tucker yourself out. You fall asleep.
(Part 1 of 2)
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>>542559
You are now dreaming
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>>542577
Attempt to start lucid dreaming, before attempting to predict the future.
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>>542577
Dream of your waifu
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>>542577
Lucid dream achieved.
This is the best you could do? Geez...
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>>544578
Turn the camera and look at the wall opposite the door!
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>>544578
Dream of your Mother giving you tendies.
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>>544597
You finally decide to take a gander at the other wall. Not a lot to see.
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Go through the window
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>>544626
You fly out of the open window, into an endless void. There isn't anything out here... Probably due to the fact you have never looked out of this window in the real world, and your unbelievably shitty imagination fails to fill in the blanks. Great.
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>>544708
wake up and look out the damn window then
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>>545036
Some how, you manage to wake up. Just like that. On command, Kind of impressive really. Anyway, you go over to the window and have a look outside.
(Part 1 of 2)
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>>545060
Looking down over the streets, you notice that they are unusually barren. How strange. These streets are normally full of life.
Other than the abnormally quite streets, there is not really anything else to report on.
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>>545090
Look back into the room and tear down the other poster, the one with the guy pointing a gun to his head.
Maybe there's another note?
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>>545090
now actually wake up
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>>545090
Is that a dead baby next to those trash cans? What kind of neighborhood did mom send you to?
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>>545133
Another poster down. No poster could hope to stand in your way, you are truly ruthless when it comes to posters. There is however, no note attached to the wall underneath, but instead, a button.
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>>547320
Press button with tongue
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>>547322
The urge to push the button with your tongue becomes too strong, and you give into said primal urges. But alas, you large head prevents your tongue from making any kind of contact with the button.
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>>547339
PUNCH THAT SHIT
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>>547360
WHAM! You give the button a good whacking.
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>>547383
Dive for cover
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>>547385
You would have dived for cover, had you had any time to respond. As soon as you press the button, a large hatch opens, with 3 boxes, and a goblin with a gun fall out.
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>>547415
Grab his nose and steal the gun
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>>547467
Woah! I wouldn't do that if I were you! Back up buddy.
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>>547478
Using our overwhelming charisma tell him we're immune to bullets
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>>547478
Dive into the panic room and close the hatch
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>>547478
The goblin does not speak English! He is still just as agitated!
>Cant post same image twice
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>>547624
Seconding
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>>547780
Do what your ancestors did and speak slowly with over abundant hand gestures if that doesn't work harness your autism and REEE like you've never REEE'd before
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>>547782
Sometimes, a tactical retreat is necessary, and in the case of being trapped in a small room with an angry gun wielding goblin, no one would look twice.
Now to think of a plan.
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>>547925
Meditate.
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>>547925
You have never tried this before, but you have a lot of time on your hands right now, so, why not?
You don't know how this works, so you just sit on the floor, and try to clear your mind, and relax...
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>>547955
Think about the situation o e piece at a time.
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>>547988
You begin thinking about the situation.
There is an angry goblin outside wielding a gun.
You are trapped in here, with very little in the way of defending yourself.
If you leave, you will most likely be shot.
This isn't really helping...
>cant post the same image twice
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>>547998
Open the box in your inventory
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>>547998
Pretend you have a gun by folding the poster, open the hatch and tell him to put the gun dowb
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>>548000
You have not even looked at this box since you picked it up. You don't even know if you have any means of opening it.
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>>548033
Use the key on the box.
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>>548053
What?! Why was this key lying next to this box, if it doesn't unlock it? If not key, then what key?
Oh... Wait...
(Part 1 of 2)
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>>548077
>Forgot the image
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>>548081
There was that one key that fell out of those boxes... Outside... Knowing your luck, that'd be the key to this box
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>>548083
Open door. Lure gobbo inside. Slame the door shut on his spine
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>>548085
You poke your head out of the hatch, and flip Gobbo the bird, in an attempt to get his goat. He open fires at the hatch, narrowly missing your hand.
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>>548110
Throw the poster out! In the hopeful confusion and misfire, toss the box at him!
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>>548110
Yell "WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING ME?!?!"
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>>548120
You throw the poster of the cow through the hatch into the main room. Gobbo fires off the remaining 5 bullets in a lapse of confusion, good thing Gobbo isn't very smart.
The cow poster was slain.
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>>548134
Call cops again. Tell them they are faggots and won't do anything about you.
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>>548134
Run out and atttaaackk!
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>>548137
Instead of using the valuable time that Gobbo may be reloading his gun, you decide to call the cops. You inform them that they are faggots, telling them that this time you really are in trouble, and that you are under attack by a gun wielding Goblin.
They laugh at you, just as before. They persist that goblins are not real, and even if they where, you are the faggot for being over powered by one. They then remember that you are the guy from earlier, and warn you that they are coming for you... Shit...
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>>548155
Accept your fate and die. Also take a dick pic
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>>548158
Now that is a retarded idea. How would you die first, then take a dick pick? Even if it was possible, you wouldn't do it.
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>>548155
Call them again. Tell them they are more gay than freddie mercury and taylor swift. Also say they suck at policing.
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>>548175
Gou are obviously a quitter. Thats why mom abandoned us, Billy.
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>>548175
Claim that the cow poster has been reborn and that the goblin Will not win and throw the poster again
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>>548191
Didnt even notice haha
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>>548182
They are no longer accepting your calls. They are on their way...
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>>548195
All according to plan.
say "Hi, how are you." to the goblin.
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>>548202
Once again, you poke your head out, this time giving Gobbo a friendly wave. This friendly gesture is not returned, instead another round of bullets fly your way.
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>>548226
"You Gobbos sure do suck at shooting!"
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>>548226
Stay inside the room. Say to the goblin "So where did you get that gun? It looks really well made."
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>>548226
Close the hatch before the cops get here so they just kill the goblin and leave us alone
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>>548234
You yell at Gobbo right in his face, telling him how much of a failure he is!
Gobbo mad!
Gobbo reloads his gun and takes aim.
(Part 1 of 2)
(Back tomorrow)
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>>548280
Offer gobbo some crack cocaine. Gotta get rid of your stash before the cops get there
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>>548280
Gobbo attempts to fire the gun, but it jams!
The gun explodes, killing Gobbo in the process.
Gobbo was slain.
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>>549129
Drink/bathe in his blood. Eat his heart. Make a belt from his intestines and a mask from his face and a sweet goblin cock codpiece. Savor your victory. Get schwifty
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>>549225
There's not really anything left... Just this blood splat on the floor...
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>>549232
Go grab the key and check out the other boxes
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>>549232
Take key. Leave hole in wall
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>>549239
You first do a little cleaning up to make it less cramped in here. Looking through the bozes you find:
6 revolver rounds
A plastic fried egg
The large key that you saw earlier
A piece of string with a paperclip on it
A pocket knife
But you only have on free inventory slot left! What will you be taking with you? You could always drop some random shit if needed.
You had better hurry, it wont be long before the police show up to bust yo ass.
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>>551421
Open box with key and put stuff in box
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>>552129
Wow, We have finally put a key to use. You open the box...
(Part 1 of 2)
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>>555369
(Images in wrong order)
Inside the small box is a small liquid container. The liquid inside this container is currently known, but you are sure you will find out soon enough.
Unfortunately, this box is only big enough for a single item, so putting other items into the box seems kinda redundant.
So what are we taking with us? We really need to hurry up!
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>>555371
We're bringing the gun, without a doubt.
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>>555377
What gun? There is no gun!
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>>555371
Pour the liquid on your eyeballs
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>>555398
You're not going to do that. It seems really counter productive and you don't even know what this stuff is, it could be acid or something for all you know. It's probably not acid; you can never be too careful these days.
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>>555406
Brandish the key as a knife as you wait for the cops.
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>>555420
You take the knife, dropping both the box and key. There is no point keeping them in your inventory, cluttering everything up. You now have your phone, the unused key and the pocket knife in your inventory.
You wait in the corner of the room, to get the element of surprise on the enemy. You have gone from being trapped in your apartment, to preparing yourself for full on murder in the space of a single morning, good job!
(Part 1 of 2)
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>>555449
Suddenly the cops barge in! Unfortunately for you, you did not anticipate the use of the door, assuming the would use the hole in the wall. The door flies of its hinges, giving you a good whack on the head.
As you fall to the floor, you fall unconscious...
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>>555449
You also have the bottle of liquid, forgot to mention
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>>555464
Carve the word " TENDIES" into your arm
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>>555454
wake up in prison with a thick black cock in your ass
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>>555454
Sue the police for excessive force
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>>556014
You begin to regain consciousness, and surprise surprise, you are in a jail cell. Once again, locked in a small room...
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>>556368
I have decided that this is the end of part one. Ill be back for part 2 in a few days, when I have more time.
Thanks for playing
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