Oh shit /qst/, you're going on a quest!?
You've got your handy backpack, and now you're ready for anything!
>>534974
Quick! Start digging!
>>534974
>Is dark out there, get out a flashlight and turn it on or you are likely to be eaten by a Grue.
>>534988
Fucking this
>>534988
It's not dark though.
>>534974
Actually, turn around and examine why the town behind us is burning.
>>535014
Supporting
No ones around, quick, pick out that booger that's been bothering you!
>>534984
This
(sorry for the delay, had some big boy business to take care of)
What could possibly be buried here?!
>>535313
Dig 6 feet deep
>>535313
A mysterious golden cube
Should we take the cube, or enter the mineshaft?
>>535372
Do both
>>535391
This, take the cube into the mineshaft. Don't open it!
>>535405
This
After entering the mineshaft, the cube shakes violently, and dirt caves in behind us. With the shovel on the other side, looks like the only way to go is deeper in the mineshaft.
>>535466
Did we not bring our handy backpack?
If we did check it for supplies/ a light source.
Now we are indeed likely to be eaten by a Grue.
>>535480
Open the boooooox!
Having forgotten his backpack, the man checks his pockets and retrieves some string, and a clean rag.
He then opens the box, revealing an electric diamond shard, warm and comforting. It gives a slight glow, enough to navigate the tunnels by.
The golden cube slowly dissipates.
>>535548
Tie rag around head, string to rag, and diamond to string to make an easy to carry lightsource.
>>535548
Shine that diamond
Move forward with your string drawn
The man continues deeper into the mineshaft, until he can only barely fit through the winding burrow.
Soon, he reaches a room nearly large enough for him to stand in. The rock here is smoothed, and there's a large trapdoor in the middle of the room. By it is a welcome mat. There are screams heard inside the room below.
>>535651
There is no reason to be crass. Let's knock like fine gentlement
>>535654
Seconding
>>535651
Pick up that muthafuckin key under the mat
The man sharply knocks on the trapdoor twice. As the screams abruptly stop, the locks on the trapdoor can be heard clicking.
In a flash, the hatch flies open, and a giant mass enters out of it. The screams resume, now revealed to be made by the creature.
>>535716
Ummm... Shit
Throw the crystal at it?
>>535716
Stab the tentacles with the shard while holding half of it with the cloth
>>535716
No no no. We are gentlemen. Say hello and ask how it is on this fine day while vacking away.
>>535825
This
Rolled 57 (1d100)
>>535716
Strangel it with our bare hands!!!
>>535825
Actually we are a girl. All boards are female.
>>535825
Seconding this
>>535716
Befriend the creature by singing to and dancing rhythmically in an attempt to sooth its autistic temper tantrum
>>537966
The fuck they aren't
>>535825
This, but also compliment him on his impressive noodley body. Truly amazing.
Rolled 72 (1d100)
>>537683
>>548487
Yes they are, because creators are male so of course they want a cute girl.
Quick grab people who hate this board and force them to post on it.
QUICK, /QST/, JUMP INSIDE THE FLESHYMAN'S MOUTH! WE FLESHYDUNGEON NOW!
>>550967
Already happened, all quests exiled to this board save the pony and erp ones.