Oh no /q/! This nigga just jacked your dog and making a run for it!
What do?
jump forward and go for the legs
>>532359
Relax. This dog is genetically predisposed to hate black people. He'll bite the thieves arm soon enough
>>532359
Command the dog to bite and scratch.
>>532424
Doggo will go into attack mode
>>532359
Shoot em
actually do something?
>>532359
>We're not /q/
I grab my trusty hunting rifle (a semi-automatic 22) and my wallet. I load up my truck and set off to find them. I travel to a nearby city and begin asking people if they have seen a black person and a dog who's description matches that of my dog ballet and my furry friend.
Dropkick him
ZA WARUDO
>>533003
ohshit his hand is still stuck on the dog
>>533042
That's what happen when you move the time-frozen part of a living being. It shatters or detaches.. Incoming blood jet as time restarts.
>>533294
>>533003
>>534616
Rape