You are one of the denizens of 2-dimensional flatland. You were visited in the night by the Sphere, who pulled you upwards, yet not northwards, taught you about the third dimension, showed you the insides of spaces, homes, and bodies, transmitted visions of line land and point land, yadda yadda yadda you know the drill, happens every millennium.
There is one question immidiately present.
Who are you? Roll a d10 to chose race.
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>51620
australian aborigine
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>51620
Is hexagon a race?
Rolled 3 (1d10)
Rolling for nigger
>>51721
Liking this
>>51721
Yes, lets be hexagon
>>51620
I vote we should be a Hound of Tindaloo
Rolled 5, 5 = 10 (2d6)
>>51777
forgot roll
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>51777
I roll for hound of vindaloo as well
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>51721
Circles are the best, obviously.
>>51721
yes, perfect
>>51644
You are Shayquaan L-a, a descendant of the natives that lived in this region before it was colonized by the regulars. You are a butler, and work for Dr. Burroughs, a pentagon and physician. He has three sons living with him, and a grandson, as well as his wife and two other servants. In his office, you saw his patient with a serious case of the who-gives-a-shit, hooked up to a faggot machine that looks like it could use a good unplugging.
One thing you saw while up there, however, really sticks to your mind. Inside of the old spare room, the one that Dr Burroughs keeps scolding you not to even think about, is a surprising hoarde of guns and weapons and whatnot. You can't fathom why; He always seemed like a bitter, tired old man, but not violent or malicious.
You just got back from being abducted by an extradimensional math demon and/or God. It wanted you to spread its blasphemous nerd gospel. What do?
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>52097
Find a means of entering Gun Room and make an alter to Yung Venuz
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>52097
Unplug the machine.
>>52376
After like five minutes of math, sphere just let you play upper world vidya while looking despondent in the corner of the room/void. Sweet.
You try to access gun room, but it is locked. The mechanism is completely obscured, and you can't reach anything inside it.
You decide to snoop around, and remember the machine. You see a switch on the side and pull it as hard as you can, immidiately realizing it was actually a cooling ventilation tube or something. underneath a thin layer of equilateral blood you make out the form of two possible key-like-objects! Which one do you try first, the curly, bendy, wire one, or the one with a bunch of teeth on both sides? Roll for key skill.
Rolled 1, 2, 3 = 6 (3d6)
>>53105
the one with the teeth
>>53379
It doesn't even fit retard
Oh shiiiiiit, it looks like somebody found your murder scene. What should you do?
>>53754
I have no idea what's going on. But that means I'm probably basically in character.
Out of panic, ram the person who caught us.
>>53976
Roll for ramming!
with the key or with your sharp edge?
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>54195
My sharp edge.
Also I have no idea what kind of dice I'm rolling.
Holy shit I watched this movie in Calc a while back
Nigger what are you doing
Wouldn't a two-sided polygon just be a crescent?
>>54693
>flatland
>movie
>>54738
>curves
>equal lines
>>54232
>rolled a two
well, you ram backwards as hard as you can, right into the wall . Doctor exits the door shortly after.i'm just gonna tegaki this for now, much simpler and possibly more potential.
>>54946
forgot to say, what do, roll a d10 for success, 10 is crit hit, 1 is crit miss
>>54738
It would be spindle shape, but only if plane is curved.
dice+1d10
rolling for a fag
>>59529
nice one
>>61028
lemme TEST something real quick
>bump
>>69450
if you're gonna bump he thread, input an action.
there is still an pentagon to deal with