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Quest for Love and Unicorns and stuff 2016-05-03 18:21:49 Post No. 51373
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I am a lonely serial killer who is obsessed with jumping rope. I also have a hat I stole from one of my victims, but killing people has become rather tiresome over the years. I also exist in a world that looks like it was drawn by a three year old, or a lazy college student with ms paint.
I am lonely and desire love, and also I would like to find the sacred unicorn that my dad always told me stories about before I killed him.
I would like to set out on my adventure but first I need to clean up this dead body. What do I do now?
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>>51373
Stick body in your hat to give to unicorn in the future
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You manage to shove the body into the hat. It fits nicely. Now to leave. But where do I go first?
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>>51603
The airport. Everyone knows unicorn's live on remote islands in the pacific. You must go there immediately.
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I am at the airport. I see one plane but i have no money. How do I get on?
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>>51759
Tackle the nearest old lady to the floor and steal her ticket.
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She never saw it coming. I successfully steal the ticket. For good measure I kill her and shove her in the hat before boarding the plane.
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>>52525
Look around for other things to steal on the plane.
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I find some suitcases, a guitar case, some pillows and alcohol bottles, and a trash bag.
Inside the suitcase are some clothing, toiletries, and a hand gun. The guitar case has a ukulele inside. The trash bag is full of hats and a suspicious white powder.
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>>53166
Take the suitcase and the white powder, plant the powder inside the baggage of the nearest passenger because clearly we are deranged enough to frame somebody of smuggling (maybe) drugs.
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I plant the powder in the bag of a man who looks like some sort of business man as I walk past.
Out the window I see some islands. Could this be the place?
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I tell the pilot to land on the island, and also grab the ukulele. The plane is landing.
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>>54431
As soon as the plane lands, shoot him in the back of the head, Of Mice and Men style and jump through the window.
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>>54526
this
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I do all of that and also blow up the plane. Now I'm on the island and must find the unicorn.
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>>55483
Search for a horse. Shove a stick into his skull. Now you have a unicorn!
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I don't think it worked quite right.
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>>55575
ride that fucker while searching for a REAL unicorn
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To victory!
You arrive at a lake. What do?
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>>55940
Drown horse. Ride seahorse
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>>55940
Go fishing for the unicorn.
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I do all three!
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>>56500
You're going about this all wrong. In order to catch a unicorn, you need bait, in the form of an innocent virgin girl. Look for the nearest settlement.
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>>56774
This
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