Towergirls Quest #1

>>50976
Cactus Knight ftw

Oh interesting!

I choose kobold knight
Or classic original. Priority on kobold tho

>>50976
>>47052464
Continuing my campaign for Peasant Knight from last night.

>>>/tg/47052464

Correction to my post above

I don't think it would be right to start something like this withouit using Sir Knight first.

>>50984
Seconding cactus knight

Damn No Inn Knight on the list.
I think I'll mostly watch this time

>>50987
>>50999
I vote for both Kobold and Peasant Knight.

>1. Because Kobold Knight is my favourite Knight
>2. I think Peasant Knight is the most fitting for the adventure.

>>51016
Seconding Peasant Knight

I choose Sir Knight for maximum customizability and balanced stats.

>>51030
Ideally, I'd vote for Plunder Knight but I'll vote for Peasant Knight as my second choice if that's what necessary to not be a kobold.

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>>51008
:)
Sorry.

That makes 3 votes Peasantry.
>>50999
>>51016
>>51030

One moment while I type up the intro.

>>51060
If you're wondering, I'll only trip post at the start so I can determine my ID. Or if I change IPs for some reason.

A day in the fields, much like any other, the lowly Peasant Knight is reaping his crop, always having dreamed of becoming "a true Knight." This day, however, was special. For you see, a carrier pigeon had just arrived at the poor bastard's hut in the middle of the vast Wheat field he tended for the Manor lord nearby.
Our Knight continued his sowing and crop tending well into the night, for he was unaware of this delivery, a parcel sitting upon his one wooden table in the middle of his hovel.
Exhausted from toiling from sunrise to well after sunset, he collapses onto his bedroll that night. It seems the parcel will wait 1 day more...
You may now roll to find out what happens in the morning. Best roll will be taken in a few minutes.

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>51078

Rolled 65 (1d100)

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>51078
cheg em

>>51116
In the email field put "roll+1d100" (Without the quotes)

Dice+1d100

>>51124
*"dice+1d100"

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>51078

>>51125
It's "dice+1d100" in the Options field. No capital D.
>>51093
>94
The next morning dawns, our Peasant Knight, somewhat groggy dresses, planning for another day of toil in the fields.
But just as he was donning his outfit, a package upon his table caught the eye of this tireless field slave.
A simple package wrapped in brown paper, the stuff from a capital city.
Looking down upon it, our Peasant was most intrigued. Who would send HIM something?
Either way, a gentle finger plucked the strings and from the package, nothing came, except a voice.
"Heed this call, Knights of the land! Our Princesses have gone missing! The vile Dragon Princess has stolen them away and may soon EAT them! Take up arms and hunt down this vile beast in the name of glory, honor, wealth beyond your wildest dreams, and bitches, so very many bitches."
It seems we are being summoned. Shall we answer the call?

>>51139
RIDE VALIANTLY FORTH ON YOUR MIGHTY BATTLEMULE

>>51139
Prepare thy steel!

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>51139
rolling to make a valiant pose to raise your spirits before making this grand trek!

>>51139
>so very many bitches.
Fukken sold.
Non shall stand before our self-taught techniques with a hoe!

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>51139
Ready and polish our mighty Hoe and collect our shield.

We can't forget the to bring some food and coin too, there should be a wizard living nearby from who we can arrange transport for our quest.

>>51159
Your hoe, the only tool you have ever known, sits alone in the corner of your dirt hut. Taking it up, it may have seen better days, but there's nothing a little duct tape and Peasant Magic can't fix.
>>51170
"Today... is the day... I LIVE!" A strike upward causes you to bash a hole in your roof. Nothing a little duct tape can't fix.
Your resilience is no less admirable.

>>51153
A quick look outside actually reveals a real Wizard sitting on a cart, cross-legged, his exceptionally hair legs showing, he's old as hell without a doubt. Hitched to the cart is a single mule that looks like it's on its last legs, ready to keel over.
"Hey. I got you a cart. Don't fail us now, you little shit." And poof, he's gone. A note on the cart reads "This cart can only hold 4 things besides the owner. Have fun." But you can't read it, so you just pocket it, thinking it's some kind of spell.

ROLL AND RIDE FORTH INTO THE DAWNING DAY

>>51139
Time for dragon-ass kicking

>>51197
The voice came from the box, that seems pretty magical to me.
Now lets go get that lazy wizard.

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>51221
To glory!

... Do we know how to read a map?

>>51221
Ah yes, a spell powerful enough to smite a dragon. And a mule and cart, no less. All for no price. This man must be of the kindest of wizards.

We should make haste, lest we return before the crops falter!

>>51221
Lets find the princes

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>51252
Forgot my roll

>>51245
Nope! Nobody knows where the Dragon Princess' lair is either.
Nor do you have a map, for that matter. Just some stale bread, fresh bread, and well-water for a week.

In the end, however, you set forth. Nothing can possibly go wrong with fate on your side!

You trundle along, there are a myriad of other Knights in similar situations you see as you pass through the nearby town.
A number laugh at you with your wooden shield, hoe, and sauce pan helmet.
Either way, a short trek leads you into the Bleak Forest, little light shines here among a dense canopy of foliage.

Roll now lest you be eaten by a Grue.

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>51292
Show them that valor is not measured in steel, but in the blood of fiends!

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>51292
we have no fear

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>51292
What the fuck is the point of rolling anyway? It's not like you're using it.

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>51292
So... what are the bands here.
What number do we fuck up on.
All our rolls are either a critical success or fail so... We gonna find a mean for the roll we make and go with that number?

>>51349
Presently, 40 to 60 is a neutral roll in most cases. Above or below is a critical success or failure. There's a few outlier cases based on your stats, however.
>>51311
"Blood and rust, I shall rend you all in twain!"
You proclaim, remembering it from a book someone read to you once many years ago.
The darkness seems to physically ebb. No doubt, the demons here believe your threat.
Your mule, unerred, trundles on, following the only path through the wood.
A long time passes, several days about, before you finally emerge out of the darkness, your call seems to have kept you safe the whole way.
The forest gives way to dry plains, a mixture of sand and scrub grass. Just ahead on the right of the heavily worn path, a gift basket sits, slightly buried in the sand.
Do you stop to take it? If so, roll as well.

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>51402
Does the gift basket have a nice ornamental bow?

if so TAKE THAT FUCKING THING! ONLY A FOOL WOULD WASTE A PERFECTLY NICE BOW ON A DECOY GIFT BASKET!

>>51402
>Gift basket.
Probably a trap.
Don't trust it.

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>51402
>>51421

I say we take the basket, it could belong to a kidnaped maiden or a lost child.
Its the knightly thing to do.

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>51421
I'm with him, especially if the bow is silk, that shit is expensive. And hey, it could be full of food!

>>51402
>Take the basket

It's probably a trap, but we're all about that 5% chance that it's a little girl's lost puppy.

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>51476

>>51444
>444
Nice.
Bringing the cart to a halt, allowing the mule to graze on the spare grasses, our Knight of Peasantry dismounts, the basket sits there peacefully.
Inside is... nothing. Literally nothing. It's just a cute basket made of rosewood and twine.
You take it anyway, cause bitches love baskets.
Back onto the worn path, a tower looms in the distance! It takes almost a days' time to reach the tower, but at last, in the dead of night, you come to the foot of it. Off to the North and South, two more towers sit, identical to this one being made of hard-packed stone bricks.
Camp is set up, for no self-respecting Knight ventures into a Dungeon after a long day of travel.
Roll for the morning's happenings.

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>51489
Masturbate.

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>51489

Practice your Hoe-play.

Because you will need some mad skills in order to win the princesses.

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>51500
No we must resist we will need that energy and vigour later.

Lets examine the outside of the Tower as we eat breakfast and make sure the mule is fed, perhaps we can find a clue of who is within.

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>51489
We must practice, we can release ourselves plenty after we have acquired the bitches.

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>51489
Cook ourselves a small breakfast if possible.

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>51489
Roll for our prepared nature and patience.
Can't be saving a princess or taking on monster if we're a shreiky mess.

>>51519
In the morning, nothing of note happens, so you begin the day with a training regiment to get you ready for a day of Dungeoneering.
Vultures circle about the top floor of this tower, their wings blood red upon the blue sky.
A montage of us working out later...
The first Tower awaits! You plow head first into the doorway, inside is... nothing really notable. There's a spare few objects about the walls, but nothing really worthwhile.
You now have options.
>Down to the next floor
>Up to the next floor
What shall it be?

>>51564
So, assuming that going down is what will allow us to get some dosh or new equipment.
I say go up.

Can't keep the girls waiting.

>>51564
>Up to the next floor

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>51564
Yes, let us go up.

>>51587
So it shall be.
The stairway up is just on your right as you enter the tower, clanking up the staircase, it would seem the next floor is notable.
It's full of eggs! Literally just walls and walls of giant eggs! Huge piles of them! The next stairway up is across the room, but my GOD these EGGS!

>Roll and proceed upward
Or
>Roll and examine the eggs.

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>51650
>Roll and proceed upward

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>51650
>Eggs.
Hm, could we be in the tower of Drider Princess?
I say examine the eggs.

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>51650
Examine the Eggs carefully as not to disturb them.

>>51704
Gently, ever so gently, you creep close and examine the eggs. They look like huge Robin eggs, hundreds of them filling the room. Not much you can really do with them tho.
>Upwards
>Downward

>>51741
Upwards then.

>>51741
Upwards and onwards.

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>51741
Someone took great care to put these here, we should proceed upwards to discover more.

>>51741
Robin eggs are delicious
Extract one (1) egg from the hoard

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>51772
Forgot to roll.

>>51747
>>51750
>>51765
The sky is the limit, yaknow?
Up the next stairway, the eggs left behind for now.
The next floor... is different.
Everything is too pristine. This room is laden with various goods and loot, fine china, potted plants, tapestries and the like, a mechanical doll sits at a table in the center. A hand outstretched, beckoning to the sear across from her.
Do you sit down? And if so, roll
Otherwise, head up.

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>51802
It may be a guardian of a sort and attack if angered, Lets sit but be ready to strike if needed

>>51802
Give the doll what it wants.

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>51802
We still haven't eaten yet, hell yeah! Roll for breakfast tea party.

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>51835
forgot roll

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>51802
Yes, let us take a seat, this refined area can;t possibly be a trap.

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>>51836
>>51842
>>51833

I hope this all breaks even.

>>51867
Nah, I did the mean and we come out (rounded up) at fourty.
All successes are critical for Peasant Knight.
His fails are too.

>>51833
A seat you shall take.
A fortune the doll shall make.
Fate has a way.
So does night and day.
A rasp from its lungs,
the doll says:
"The world above soars high,
The time to act is nigh.
Go forth you dandy fool,
You with your tool,
The day shall save, from princesses twenty."
It would seem the Doll has fallen silent, a blessing placed upon you, in one form or another.

Upwards to the top of the tower?

>>51927
By the gods a blessing of such rhythmic caliber? Surely we are destined to succeed. Yes, let us proceed to the top and scope out the land below, and towers above.

>>51927
Well its clear we must go forth in all haste to the top of the tower.

>>51927
To the tower

>>51927
Onwards and upwards

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>>51945
>>51947
Far above, the heavens sit. Gods are watching.
The next floor up, easily the longest trek upward, three times that of any prior staircase, brings you to a half-circle of a landing. There is nobody here, but a door set in the wall is marked with a sigil, it is pic related.
Do you open the door?

>>51970
Only a fool barges in all willy nilly.
Are we presentable?
We realy need to look our best for whoever we're about to rescue.

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>51970
Must be some kind of... Language. Probably some form of sign indicating what is behind the door.

But we are blessed by the gods. And open it we shall!

>>51985
A shifting of your pot, smoothing of your rags, and a spit-shine of your Hoe, one could say you are... "presentable."

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>51970
We must open the door with the customary, "Princess, I've come for you!"
And by the door, I mean any door we come to. Just in case.

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>52043
Let us utter the cry and enter forth.

>>52005
>>52043
So it shall be.
You gentle set your hand upon the door, before slamming it open with all your Peasantish might, exclaiming "Princess, I've come for you!"
...
...
The room is empty. It's quite a nice room too, sparse decorations, a cozy bed, and boxes of eggs litter the room.
After a few moment of awkward silence, during which running water can be heard from the adjoining room, a reply of "Oh good! I'm in the shower, just stay there, I'll be out shortly!"

Our first Princess is nigh!
Do we go forth and wrest her from her Shower or wait courteously?

>>52067
We're a peasant, so naturally we have that southern respect for our lady. Let's take a seat somewhere and wait for her to finish.

>>52067
>wait
For we are the Peasant Knight and we listen to the royalty

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>52067
I say we should consult the Code of Chivalry. Or since we can't read, remember what someone told us from it or at the least make an educated guess on what to do.

>>52067
We're Peasant Knight.
We know that Knigts are the model of gentlemen and we will waif for her to come to mee us.

>>52085
>>52087
>>52092
>>52100
It doesn't hurt to take a peak. Sneak in and look.

>>52092
But we're not educated anon.
We know sweet fuck all but what the stories say and how to plough a feild.

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>52092
I believe I remember Brother Maynard words one should wait to 3 or such.

3 what I don't recall.

>>52116
Well, then a not so educated guess.

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>>52092
>69 the way of the Pervert
"Methinks hijinks are afoot..."
You mutter before wandering over to her bed and stripping down, hopping upon it and striking a seductive post, wearing nothing but your pan helmet.

The water is shut off...
The door opens...
Out steps a red-haired Maiden.
She's not paying attention to her surroundings, drying off her feathers and hair.
>Gets dressed
>Finally turns about and notices your clothes on the ground
>Looks up at her bed
"Why hello there," you purr.
"Oh hello! So nice of you to stop on by! So are you here to rescue me?"
She seems unfazed by your nudeness, distracted by your shiny helmet.

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>52126
Quickly sneak the egg we found earlier into the box if we can without her noticing. Seems like we'll have to find breakfast elsewhere.
Also, before we move anywhere, we should give her a thumbs-up while still in her pose and deliver an expert 1-liner.

>>52137
*while still in our sexy pose
Gotta show off our muscles from all that hard work in the fields.

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>52126
A fair Feathered Maid.

Indeed tell her we are here to save her while give your pot a stylish shake.

>>52126
>distracted by your shiny helmet.
By equally distracted by her feathers.

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>52178
Roll

>>52150
Like a fedora-tip of the helmet?

>>52150
Yes indeed, it seems now would be a good time to impress her.
"But of course, fair Harpy Maiden, I have come to set you free from this awful Tower. Will you join me?"
You say, while spinning your pot about your head with a skilled hand.

She's currently drooling and too mesmerized by the light constantly reflecting off your helm to reply.
"I'll take that as a yes."
Getting dressed while she continues staring, you heave her onto your shoulder and sprint down the tower steps, she seems content to sit there and enjoy the ride, her eyes now off your helm.
>Down
>Down
>Down
And finally, you reach the botom floor and exit out into the open air where your camp sits.
Night begins to fall after a day of exploring. You have a modest feast of bread, water, and deviled eggs she cooked up herself, seems she's alright with eating her own unfertilized eggs.
You discuss for a time about this, that, and the other.
"Fair hero," she finally says,
"Will you accept a gift of my gratitude?"
She holds out her 2 Dowries to you, you may take 1 for free, it will not take a cart slot.

Rolled 58 (1d100)

That dust could be good for fertilizer, no need to take it with you yet,

>>52230
I say we take the golden feather.
That way we can satisfiy one of her fetishes and eliminate the chance of your death.
Also, we can fly.

>>52268
I second this notion.

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>52230
The Golden Feather would be a nice token to wear. (Free Slot), the Ashes should remain in the cart in case of emergency.

We should ask her if she knows what lurks in base of the tower?
Finally suggest snuggling together to keep warm through the night.

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>52230
I say take the golden feather

Prevailing decision is: Golden Feather.
And thus, upon picking up this gleaming trinket, plucked from the feathers of the Elder Harpy herself, a pair of immaculate wings sprout from your back, they fold up neatly beneath your cloak, ready to be used at a moment's notice.
She seems happy with your choice and stows the Ashes away perhaps another time.
The two of your snuggle beneath the moonlight, happy to be together.

DAWN OF THE 2nd DAY:
Roll and let the fates have their way.

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>52392
Alrighty.
Lets make breakfast; then decide on a plan of action.
If there is a downstairs we might as well ask who is down there before we move on.

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>52392
We need MOAR princesses

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>52392
A wonderful morning, surrounded by the warmth of lovely princess down and the down of your new wings. What could possibly go wrong?

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>52414
Agreed

>>52414
Breakfast! More eggs! Scrambled, sunnyside up, deviled, all manner of eggs in the morning!
Over a Breakfast of Eggs, she went into the tower before you woke up and got some more, you ask about what lies beneath.
"I don't rightfully know. I've never been down there, before. Probably the lair of the Dragon Princess..."
That was helpful...
Onwards into the depths?

>>52487
We should remember this and return after searching for more maids, as in the worst case that we should fall at least they will be free and safe.

>>52487
Nah, I saw we search for more towers.

Oh! Can we have her read the letter the Wizard gave us, but we couldn't read?

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>52487
Dragon... Princess? Sounds like she may be in charge of this Dragon thingy. Maybe if we talked to her we could settle this over eggs and stale bread.

>>52487
>"Don't worry, my feathered fuckbuddy! Once we gather more reinforcements and train up a bit, I'll remove this dragon's scourge from our land!"

Said in out horrible peasant-accent, of course.

>>52516
>we have her read the letter the Wizard gave us, but we couldn't read

Supporting this.

>>52516
>>52537
You mean the magic spell? Wouldn't want her to accidentally cast it now, we need it for later.

>>52547
>implying a true warrior needs a Nobleman's magic
Let her have it, we're going to bash our way to the top with a peasant's honor.

>>52556
Touche'

>The letter/spell, let her read it
And so you do, producing it from your clothes.
"Would you kindly, read this, M'dear? I hate to say it, but I cannot read."
"Of course!"
"Hey. I got you a cart. Don't fail us now, you little shit."
"Uh, who wrote this?"
She inquires, at the oddity of the letter.

>>52637
A wizard.
He said that to us exactly after he gave us the reigns.

Ok, it's time to move on.
Any objections?

>>52637
Why, a wizard did it.

>>52637
It was one of them dirty magic casters.

>>52658
>>52662

A kind if uncouth wizard indeed.

We have two choices, the North Tower or the South Tower.
If our feathered lady does not know the inhabitants we should let fate guide us.

Evens North, Odds South.

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>52706
If we at all can, I say we nab Kobold Princess.

"Yes indeed, a Wizard wrote us that and gave us the cart over yonder," gesturing to the mule and cart.
Either way, a new day is here and I must venture forth!
>Tower Underground
>Go explore North Tower
>Go explore South Tower

>>52763
>Tower Underground

But first ask the princess if she has any idea what's underneath the tower.

>>52780
We already have
>>52487

>>52763
North!
Go north!

>>52780
We did, it apparently leads to the Dragon Princess' lair.

>>52763
>>52523

Rolled 60 (1d100)

I roll for direction vote

Evens North, Odds South

The prevailing decision in your head is North.
So North you ride.
It is several hours before you finally reach this new Tower.
And... there's no door.
Quite literally, this Tower has no door, the nearest window is on the top floor. To the NorthEast, another tower sits.
It seems this was a fruitless venture.
Shall we head back then?

>>52890
Do the birdy thing!

>>52890
Fly.

>>52890
Shout up at the window "Princess, your rescuer has arrived!" or something of that nature.

>>52936
WTF am I saying.

Changing my vote to flying up there.

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>52890
Let us take flight like the humble crow (bane of the fields it may be).
Perhaps ask our experienced flyer to join us until "we earn our wings" so to speak

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Flight! Something you are excited to try out!
This is a prime opportunity to test it!
It's like riding a bicycle, Harpy told you, so you simply take a stance, spread your wings, it *feels* right, and take to the skies, soaring up along the tower until at last, after what felt like mere moments, you arrive on the windowsill of the Tower. Inside is a very small Princess.
She's busy pounding on a piece of hot metal, somehow she had an entire Forge installed up here to keep her busy. Do you bother this fair maiden?

Also, a storm just rolled in, so if I stop posting, it's cause of that.

>>53015
On one hand, wealth.
On the other, do we need her?

Difficult descision but I say we at least rescue her, just don't take her Doweries.

>>53015
We bother the fair maiden.

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>53015
Politely knock on the window and enquire if she desires aid.

If she is happy here they at least we might be able to offer to fetch her some supplies or even have her forge us a new Hoe!

>>53039
Well if that happens don't worry we can continue another time.

>>53079
Opp I meant to say "then" not "they"

>>53065
Agree on the rescue though we could just consume them between the three of us and have a party.

That way we have space again.

>>53015
>"You hammer that metal like an amateur! stand back and let me finish that, I've made more tools then I can remember!"

>>53015
She seems busy, lets try a window over.

And so it is decided, you meander up to the Midget of a Maiden and ask "Excuse me miss, do you require saving upon this day?"
She turns about in her chair, looks at you, and says, scoffing, "No not really. Ah have every'ting I need right here, me tools, booze, and of course, lotssametal." You can go away, good sir... Knight?"

She may be a tad drunk. Do we leave her be then? Or do we "rescue" her?
Or something else, mayhaps?

>>53168
How high quality is the booze?

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>53168
Ask her to inspect our "Hoe"

If that doesn't garner her attention we see if there is any new equipment she wouldn't mind us taking.

I suspect its all going to be too small.

>>53168
"You're just going to let me leave without showing me your craftmanship? I was looking forward to seeing a genuine dwarven craftswoman at work. Unless... maybe you're too tired."

>>53168
Well, we asked and she said no.
We can't force her to do anything she doesn't want to, she's supposed to be a very violent drunk.

I say we tip our helm and bid her good day; tell her if she needs us, we'll be a tower over for the evening.

>>53237
How do we know she's a violent drunk, though?

>>53252
Dwarven Tradition, and the stereotype is that Dwarves drink themselves half-to-death, then beat the shit out of each other all night every night.

>>53252
Also, her character file.

>>53281
Dwarven Tradition is very close to Peasant Winter traditions.

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>53168
Challenge her to a drinking contest

>>53325
So she must be a lovely lass, good with her hands.

>>53341
This.
As a peasant, we're probably of a big enough degenerate to have drunk some wild shit. We can probably handle any dwarven ale.

Right?

>>53341
>42 The Stars Align
"Well then, how about a wager instead?"
She's still staring at you, a tad... intrigued now.
"What kinda challenghe could you fight me fur, KNIGHT?"
She is definitely drunk.
"A duel. A duel of BOOZE!"
Her eyes immediately light up with excitement.
"So it shall be you twit!"
In a blur of motion her work table is cleared, the still searing hot blade tossed into the bathroom, where it seems ALL her other pieces are, two chair, and what amounts to easily more booze than you've ever seen in your lifetime piled high upon it.
"First to drop is out, get drinkin'!"
It seems she doesn't want a formal challenge. Do you join her in drinking until your living jumps ship?
Roll if you do
Roll if you don't

>>50976
rollin

roll 1d100

>>53412
"dice+1d100" in the Options field, remove the quotes.

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>53381
Well, we're in it now.
Bottoms up, lads.

We can out-drink her anyday.

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>53381

I would wonder what our feathered friend is doing and if she would like to join us but this is a duel.

Remove our noble Helm and begin filling it with booze if she doesn't provide a cup.

(Did we get a bag of chocolate dicks? Some of those little booze filled ones would be handy right now)

>>53412

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>53381
>>53417
Hope we don't kill our liver.

>>53430
>>53458
>99 and 1
I am laffin.

Anyway, yeah.
Peasant Knight looks directly at us, the 4th wall seemingly missing and says "The helmet stays on."
The next about 3 hours as the sun sets is a montage of us and Dwarf Princess chugging Ales, Whiskeys, Pints, Quarts, Glasses, Fine Wines, and so much more. She hasn't changed much, but we've lost our ability to really tell what the fuck is going on, properly.
At the end of that 3 hour event, Dwarf looks annoyed you're still sitting upright and whips out a box of *something* from beneath the worktable.
"Ye thik yer tuff? Then let's see you down a Royal FAVURITE! Deep-Worm Backwash with a touch of Cold Iron!"
This is the tough stuff. Do you feel up to it?
She's already put a whole bottle to her lips and is downing it with ease, a look of sheer terror on her face for some reason.

>>53381
Chug until she looks as good as she makes swords.

>>53501
Employ a time tested Peasant drinking game strategy, and let her chug the whole bottle before we start.

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>53501
Take a swig. What's the worst that could happen?

>>53538
>What's the worst that could happen?
Death.
Ask yourself, WHY is it a Royal favorite?

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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>53522
Agreed, and distract her by talking about the various brews and moonshines made by your Village before you start drinking.

>>53553
>>53545

Oh Crap it looks like we will be using those Harpy Ashes.

>>53545
Because it's expensive. That's how noblemen work; they buy the most pricey thing they can and parade it as a status symbol.
Plus, nobles usually have horrible taste. Downing it will be easy.

"So," you start.
"you have som great drinks 'ere. But tel me, sweeeteee. Do they compare to Village Drinks? I dun think sho."
You begin listing off a myriad of real and unreal brews while she pounds out the end of that bottle.
And then on a high note, the poor little bitty lets out a ear-shattering scream, keeling over onto the floor, a look of horror on her face, the bottle empty.
It seems... she might be dead. Maybe. You can't rightfully tell before collapsing onto the table yourself.

It seems the booze finally got you too.
RollTo see what happens in the morning.

>>53659
Is this our first kill as a warrior? Our first conquered kingdom?

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>53659

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>53689
woops, fucked my roll.

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>53659
Hopefully we have not committed regicide through traditional dwarven customs.

Here is a roll to hope we wake up either holding her hair back over the toilet or snuggling with a living princess.

>>53692
>>53699
>>53709

It looks like its all up to GM Princess and whoever else decides to roll.

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>53545
C'mon hangover sex!

>>53752
It looks like liver damage and regicide.

Well theoretically we could still have hangover sex....

>>53689
>>53699
This is not a kill, yet. Cause you don't know if she's dead.
Anyway,
The sun streams through the open window, the room is quiet, getting up from your comfy workbench, poor Peasant Knight trips over a body on the floor. Sure enough, upon looking down, it's Dwarf Princess. She's curled up on the floor, gently snoozing, suckling on her thumb.
Methinks we should leave her be and head out. What say you Anons?

>>53812
Loot her entire booze cabinet. This is easily some good stuff, and would get us some renown back in our native village.

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>53812
Very carefully put a pillow under her head and put a blanket over her, if she starts to wake hush her back to sleep.

We've rudely left Harpy Princess alone, best go check on her.

>>53812
We don't know yet whether she's medically alright. The honourable thing to do is watch over her until she wakes up. We can take the time to look at her metalworks.

>>53812
I see two options. Take something she has made, or do the obvious...

Check the rest of the tower.

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>53876
Roll

>>53867
Grabbing a pillow from her bed, Peasant Knight gently lifts her head and lays it under her, before going back and grabbing a blanket and covering her up.
Sprouting your magnificent wings, you once again take to the skies and return to poor Harpy Princess.
It seems she had a feast of Eggs while you were gone, sprawled out on your bedroll, distended stomach still bloated with egg, the shells of which are strewn about the camp.
She seems content as well in this early dawn.

>Into the Tower Underground
>Try another Tower to the South/North East of the North Tower

>>53983
>Into the Tower Underground

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>53876
>>53871
>>53983
>>53850

I think we are been hinted that Dwarf Princesses tower has nothing else within.

A shame we couldn't collect some more loot but we are Peasant Knight not Thief Knight.


Its just hit midnight so I'm off for now but I'll supply one last roll in case it matters.
Thanks a lot everyone this has been fun so far.

>>53983
I say we try another tower so we can maybe get some more items and super powers before we go somewhere dangerous. To the NorthEast!

>>54025
See ya Silverain. Thanks for playing!

>>54025
Sleep well, Silver.

>>54015
>>54053
The split tho

>>54076
I guess we ought to wait for some more responses. Maybe post the link in the tg thread again?
I insist we make sure we are fully prepared with epic loot before we potentially fight a dragon though.

>>54076
lets see other tower

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>>54146
Alright, pic related. Left is North, right is South.

>>54185
East to the one above Dwarf princess

>>54211
That makes 2 votes then.
Putting a sheet over poor Harpy too, you head off to the next Tower, soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle. Just as you are about to land on the window sill, a giant hand reaches up from below and drags you down to the ground. It would seem someone doesn't want you bothering the Princess.

Closer inspection reveals it to be a gigantic, writhing swarm of Ants. Are you ready to fight your first enemy?
If so, Roll the Dice and ATTACK!
If not... Roll the Dice and escape.

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>54244
Best defense is a good offence.

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>54244
Peasant Knight probably wouldn't harm wildlife unless it was a pest who would eat his crops. Also, we might offend the princess. We must escape and fly higher!

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>54244
Use the vast peasant knowledge to deal with the ants in best possible manner.

>>54279
Voting this one since the other two rolls sucked

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>54244
.all our successes are critical, all our faliures are also critical
Who's ready to wreck this anthill or die trying?

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>escape

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>>54279
Gazing at a writhing mountain of Ants, Peasant Knight gapes in awe before realizing the easy way to deal with a threat like this.
"Hey, I saw a guy with some cake over in that tower!"
You point off into the distance, South East of your current position.
Sure enough, being ANTS, they can't resist and swarm off, excited. Crisis averted.
And then in a swift motion, something lands on your head, giving you a right headache.
Pulling it off of you, it turns out it's Insect Princess!
She's squirming in your arms, trying to chase after the ants, by this point you regain your hearing and hear "Let go of me! I want that cake!"
Hmm...

>>54321
The cake is a lie.
We might be offer her some alcohol looted from Dwarf Princess' place though (if we got any?)

>>54321
"There isn't a cake, I'm afraid. Sorry."

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>54321
Tell her we have a bunch of cookies back at camp

"Slow down there, Princess, I... have some bad news for you."
She continues to squirm, she wants the cake.
"The cake is a lie."
She becomes very still, sits back and looks at you.
"Really...?" There are tears in her eyes now.
"Yes..." you say, a tad reluctant. "I was besieged by a hand made of ants and did the first thing I thought of to be rid of them...Sorry."
At this point, she's weeping, head against your torso, gently beating on you with her tiny fists. "You are a dick. Who just LIES about caaaaaakeeee....I haven't had any in MONTHS, you piece of shi-hi-hit."

Great, you broke a princess with Cake and the lack thereof.

>>54417
Despite our humble means, I feel at this point it is our duty to promise her we will make her a cake if we make it home.

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>54417
Couldn't we make some cake? We have eggs, we can grind up bread in place of flour, and gratuitous amounts of Peasant Magic(tm)

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>54417
Tell her you'll make a cake

>>54464
>>54481
>>54489
"Sweetheart, if it would make you feel better, I'll bake you a cake. I have plenty of Wheat and Eggs, all I need is some Flour and Milk and I can bake you one in a Dwarven Forge over yonder," you gesture toward the previous Tower.
This seems to calm her down.
"R-Really? You would do that for *sniff* me?"
"Of course, it is a Knight's duty to help a Lady in need, Princess or not."
A tiny smile creeps onto her face as she says "Thank you..."
Shall we take her back to camp then and see if Harpy knows anything about possible cake ingredients?

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>54511
yes

>>54511
>Beast Run
Yes. We take her and tenderly love her forever and all eternity.

>>54511
Do it, also if there is no sugar it could be possible to use honey or just fruits.

>>54516
>>54522
>100
So it shall be.
Picking up your new Princess, you tell her to hold on before lifting off into the air and whisking her with you back to camp, setting down to an interesting sight. Harpy Princess is munching on a piece of CAKE. And there's the rest of it on a small table by your camp fire.
She waves at you with a fork in hand as you touch down, happy to see another Princess safe and sound.
Insect is just happy to be back on the ground, she was terrified up in the air.
"Where uh... where did that Cake come from?" you inquire.
"From the sky." Harpy replies, eating another chunk of cake.
After swallowing that and seeing your puzzles face, she states: It just floated down on a balloon, I don't know how to describe it. 1 balloon, a table, and a cake plus plates and forks just floated down and landed right there, the red balloon unfurling and floating back up. It was a sight."
"So I started having a slice, it's pretty tasty. Chocolate on chocolate with vanilla frosting and strawberries."
Insect kisses you on the helm before joining Harpy and munching on some cake.
It would seem... you made her a cake... Or the Gods did, at least.

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>54578
Prise the sun than share the rest of the cake

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>54578
Like it has been stated, our goal is as good as complete with the blessing of the gods (and a very nice wizard). Let us celebrate and get to know the princesses better by indulging in some cake with them.

Settling down with some cake, you discuss things with the Princesses, their hobbies, desires, etc.
It ranges from things like Golfing and Bird Watching to advanced Trigonometry, although that's mostly Insect Princess.
At last, an important question comes up, "Brave Knight of Cake, will you accept my gift to you?" Insect Princess asks, holding out her 2 Dowries.

Rolled 14 (1d100)

An egg that makes children get born faster? That means more hands on the fields. Think of all the free time you could have!

>>54657
That Pheromone cluster could come in handy when we're bleeding out at the hands of a dragon. I say we take that.

>>54657
Take the jelly looking shit. We're not sure what it is, but it looks useful.

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>54657
Eggs are the best

>>54740
Not sure if you meant the pheromone cluster or royal jelly, but the royal jelly is a lust gift, we wouldn't get that yet.

>>54803
shit, your right
then take it as the pheromone cluster

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Eggs it is.
Your cart is now 3/4 full.
Another night passes, you snuggle with 2 Princesses now, though.

DAWN OF THE THIRD DAY
The Princesses are both still asleep. Time is nigh to act and maybe get your last Princess before they awaken? Where to?
>The Depths Below
>Another Tower

>>54824
I again suggest we give this Dragon Princess a stern talking to. Get this Dragon of hers to let these innocent girls go.

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>54824
Go down the depths

>>54843
But we don't know where this "Dragon Princess" is.
Assumably, she's in the Depths Below, but WHERE?

>>54824
The Depths.
It's time to kick ass and eat girls out, and we're all out of girls.

>>54850
>>54867
So be it.
You gear up and set out into the Tower.
The floor below the entrance floor is... deadly, to say the least.
The floor is a series of pressure plates, hundreds of them across the whole room, the only "safe" spaces being the landings of each staircase.
Shall you run across?
Fly across?
Tiptoe?

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>54885
We picked up flying for a reason

>>54885
Run across. Be sure to do the Naruto run.

>>54885
We might as well get more practice in with the wings.

>>54897
>>54922
Mhm.
Flight has become easy enough for you after only 2 days.
It's a simple action and then you're on the other side.
The stairway down open up into a surprisingly large room. It seems there's a few skeletons playing poker in the center. One seat is open. Does Gambling seem like a good thing right now to you?

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>54942
What will we be gambling with?

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>54942
Why yes. Lets ante up some of that tasty stale bread. Maybe we could get some information if we win enough. It's the perfect plan.

>>54942
We have Fortune's Fool on our side. I say go for it.

>>54954
That's a good question.
You saunter over and sit down in the open seat.
After the next hand, when scraps of paper are exchanged among winners and losers, you ask "What might I bet with today?"
"Yer choice, pal, we deal in all kinds, there is no set value. Of course, if you're looking for somethin'... specific, a Soul could get us to spill the beans on just 'bout anything... if you win, of course."
So you can bet bread or your soul, your call.
Or back out and head down another floor, I doubt they'd mind.

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>54990
We only need one more princess.
Unless we can get another spot on the cart from this don't bother.

>>54990
Can we bet the souls of others?
We probably have a few cousins or exes we wouldn't mind betting, just saying.

>>54990
>>55012
But they could lead us to the Dragon Princess, and we can sort out this whole mess.

A bet of knowledge? Questions answered as the gambled currency?

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>55027
Well what would we need to bet in order to get the info on dragon specifically?

>>55027
"Can I bet Knowledge?"
They look at you, do a double take, then huddle about.
Formation breaks and the one with a Charlie Chaplain mustache says "I'm gonna be straight about 'dis. We are almost certain whatever you know... is not worth our time. Sorry."
It seems you've been dissed.

>>55045
>"Well, I can I bet your Mum's virginity?"
>"Since I'm the one she gave it too!"

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>55045
I think it's time. Time to bet the most important thing of all. Something so important, so integral it has never needed even talked about. (Except once).

It's time to bet your most cherished heirloom, handed down to you from generation to generation. You know what I mean Peasant Knight. You must wager, the Shield of the Forest.

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>55045
Lay down some peasant wisdom on these fools

>>55087
>>55189
>These rolls tho
"Then I wager my shield! A family heirloom passed down through 41 generations of Farmhand, said to be the key to an endless bounty of Food. Beat me in a hand of Blackjack and it is yours! But if you lose, you will show me to the Dragon Princess!"
They laugh at you and toss you down to the next floor, unceremoniously, chucking your weapon and shield after you.
Brushing off, the surrounding room is.. quite dusty. Everything is covered thoroughly and with a thick layer of cobwebs.
There's a statue of some description in the center of this room, but you really can't make it out in this dim light...
Down or Examine..?

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>55325
Surely they must realized they could not win so they gave up when they had the chance to.
In doing so those fine dapper gents led us to our next clue and we must [Examine] it.
Besides, our mission is blessed by the gods. What could happen?

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>55325
Well we can tell by the cobwebs we're close to spider to spider princess.
Continue on.

>>55356
Onwards then, to the bottom floor.
This floor is very plain, nothing notable, just like the Entrance Floor.
Except this one has a doorway leading downward and one to either side, both of which have collapsed tunnels.
The downward path ahead has a golden glow emanating from within.
Shall we head down?

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>55457
Golden glows never lie.
Head onwards.

>>55457
Head to the glow. Maybe it's treasure.

>>55476
>>55485
Down into the depths below it is.
Before you, the hall opens up into a sprawling cavern literally FILLED with Treasure, Gold, and Loot. Just EVERYWHERE.
After getting over the sheer opulence of it as the myriad of torches on the high ends of the wall cast long, golden shadows, you get your bearings. There are paths to the North, East, and West.

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>55517
Head east since it's the opposite way we went above ground.

>>55517
Swim in the gold first. This is probably the first time we've ever seen gold, being a peasant and all.

>>55522
>>55524
Wading through gold up to your knees anyway, you come to an intersection. The paths forward are left, right, or down right.
Not much else of note, really.

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>55584
Lets go down further into the depths

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>>55604
To the right it is!
Going along the edge of this absolutely heaping mountain of gold, you come to a cravasse in the center of the Cavern. It's a pool of molten gold with a big red Dragon just lounging in the middle of it. She seems totally oblivious to your presence, just drifting on her pool of Gold, occasionally grabbing scoops of nearby treasure and stuffing them into her mouth....

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>55679
Molten gold eh?
Can we gold plate our hoe?

>>55679
I say we steer clear, and keep looking around elsewhere down here. We've seen that there is indeed a dragon.

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>>55707
>Gold-plated hoe
This isn't a half-bad idea, actually...
You dip it in and... it melted too.
You now lack a weapon and it's starting to get exceptionally hot in here.

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>55913
Ask dragon princess for a weapon?

Methinks weapon-less faced with a mighty dragon in a lake of Molten Gold is a good place to stop. We'll pick up tomorrow around Noon my time, same as before.

>>56089
Night OP

Y'all better not get my knight killed. Just sayin'.

>>56895
If he dies, blame GM Princess for pushing.

>>56900
When we starting up today?

>>58521
Literally minutes ago, I was typing up the opener now.

>>58524
Don't forget to let the /tg/ thread know.

When we last left off, our valiant Peasant was questing to find one last Princess to add to his party. Delving into the Depths Below, he encountered all manner of traps, Skeletons, Statues, and Treasure beyond measure. We return now to find him, now weapon-less, staring at a bloated Dragon Princess gently floating about in a lake of molten gold, totally oblivious to his presence.
Could this be the end?
The beginning?
Only one way to find out.

>Backtrack away from Dragon Princess
>Make yourself know to Dragon Princess
>Try to find a weapon in the Treasure piles
What'll it be, Anon?

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>58563
We should go back to Dwarf Princess, she might have a blade or two she wouldn't mind letting go of. Lets be sure to nab something from here she might like, that way she's a bit more willing to part with one.

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>58579
Seconded and besides we have to see what she says when she realises she lost the drinking duel.

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>58563
I saw we back track.
I mean, as we are now she'll just fry our asses and we can't really get her any new shinies.

'Sides, it's not like we can persuade her into our wagon.

>>58579
>>58591
There is also that idol/statue we ignored in the last room>>55325

>>58579
Scrounging about in the nearby treasure pile, GENTLY, so as not to disturb it and alert a DRAGON to your presence, you manage to find a dinky sword in the treasure pile as well as a bottle of some gold ichor of some description, looks like Wine.

The backtrack is quite peaceful, the Skeletons still laugh at you, but it's not a big deal. Outside, your two Princesses are still snuggled up by your bedroll, they wave and go back to discussing something you can't quite comprehend.
And *fwoosh*
Into the air you go, off to the Dwarf tower.
She's working on something yet again as you land on the sill, but noticed your presence this time and says "Ach, welcome bach. I never got to tank ya fer the duel the other dey.
Er.. thanks. So, what brings ye back 'ere?

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>58618
Describe your adventure so far and inform her of the giant gold eating red dragon princess.

If that doesn't invoke dwarven rage to craft us a weapon, nothing will.

Perhaps offer the wine too as a gift.

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>58618
roll for seduction

>>58639
>69 The Pervert's Way
You go on in detail about your adventure into the first Tower, the gift of flight, your bird babe, this tower, the next tower and your new Ant Babe, and lastly your delve into the depths below, the vast beauty of a room of nigh-endless treasure, and lastly, your meeting of the Dragon at its heart, gorging herself on Treasure.
She sits through all this, before finally answering your question, the one you haven't even asked yet, "Sure, I'll make ye a new weapon, but it will cost ya."
"How much...?"
"A bottle of that there Wine ye got and a damn good tussle in bed, if you feel up to it."
She is very clearly inebriated already, at half-past noon. And she wants to fuck. Shall we?
Fade to black, cause blue board, sorry.

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>58688
Use our well honed skills to plough her field.
Looks like we have a new Hoe after all.

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>58688
Use the vast peasant experience to satisfied her in all possible manners.

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>58693
This, thousand times this.

>>58701
>>58699
Well have to ensure to plant our seed and avoid scattering it too near the bush.

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>58688
Lets show her a thing or two.

>>58701
So be it.
For lack of a better term, you showed her the Farmer's Way.

One prudent fade-out later...
You find yourself in-bed, half-drunk with a midget, she's pretty happy. "Well, a deal's a deal, PoorBoy. I'll make you a new weapun. Whaddaya want? *hic*"

>>58749
We are a master of hoes and ploughing!
Though we should probably get ourselves an actual weapon.

Most peasants knew how to use an ax, even if they chopped trees with them.
I assume we at least know how to do that.

Ask for a light-axe, one handed so we can use our... wooden shield.

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>>58749

>>58749
A Hoe suitable for Battle and Toil, one that will resist rain, rust and dragon fire.

>>58760
I imagine that's who our kid grows up to be.

>>58776
We're going to have a harem anon.
How many children that gives us could potentially be through the fucking roof.

>>58792
Pretty sure peasants used to have tons of kids.

>>58797
Yes but that was to compensate for how little of them actually survived.

>>58757
>>58760
>>58765
Hoes, shovels, and axes oh my.
"Tell ya hwat. While you think it over, I'm gonna pull some stuff out of the bathroom, see if anytin tickles yer fancy."
What ensues is a scene of a pile of weapons being tossed out into the main room, turns out she DOES keep all her weapons in the bathroom. Armor too probably.
>Axes of steel
>Scythes of Iron
>Swords of Copper
>A cat
>More swords
>More axes
>Maces
>A bo-staff
>Hammers
>Mallets made of lead
>Stakes
>unlit torches
>a sickle with a sharpened edge
Man, she has a lot of stuff.
"Come now, I can't be tossing about sharp toys all day, What od ye want?

>>58816
>Sickle
Could be light, fast, and still farm equipment.

>>58816
We only get one right?

Then a Steel Axe gets my vote.

Rolled 11 (1d13)

>>58816
rolling for weapon

>>58816
Since all these weapons are fucking useless I say we take the pussy!
Sorry, I couldn't resist.

In all honestly I say we take the more axes.

>>58816
Take the cat; maybe somebody has allergies

>>58835
I must admit this and the cat were my second and third choices.

>>58845
Also, wager the cat to the skeletons.

>>58877
>>58845
Both me, my ID changed because I am on mobile.

Man, we're all over the place. Compromise time!
"STILL can't decide? Fine. Take these and go! I got work to do, now git!"
You have received the Scythe, can be wielded 2-handed or 1-handed, and a CAT!
You also just got thrown out of the tower! Quick, ROLL lest you fall to your death!

>>58900

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>58900
Rollan!

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>58900

Put the cat in the basket and feather fall to the ground.

>>58916
simply the best

>>58916
FATE IS KIND!
Before you even get a chance to open your wings, a great gust of wind unfurls them and carries you off to the South East, away from the Tower. In fact, it seems to carry you somewhere precise, pushing you towards a great hole in the ground, a long, winding passage leading down and down and down, until at last, you realize, the hole leads right into the Dragon's Cavern! You are now diving straight towards her, she's belly-up and just basking in her pool!
Do you pull back and descend gently?
Go in for the dive-kill, Scythe and Cat at the ready?

>>58939
BETTER THAN ALL THE REST!

>>58946
>Carry you somewhere precise.
Descend gently.
I wager that fate has given us a chance to talk with her first.

No need to get all killy right away.

>>58946
She is a dragon but so far she doesn't seemed to have actually harmed anyone.

Such a surprise attack is unchivalrous, I say we land upon her belly stroking the cat and demand some answers.

>>58961
>>58970
Descent it is. Seeing your opportunity for a proper chat, you descend on golden wings from above, turning your wings wide to coast down. This catches the eye of the Dragon princess as she mumbles "Pretty..."
With a gentle plop, you land on her bloated gut, the heat already horribly unbearable.
"Hi there!" you say, her now stretching to look at you atop her distended torso.
"So, I'm curious, why did you steal all these Princesses?"
She's staring at you... debating... something.
"I stole Princesses? They might have gotten mixed in with all the treasure I took..."

Well then...

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>58946
>>58970
While yes a mighty dragon she be, she is still a noble princess. Perhaps she can be persuaded to end this madness, or perhaps... Seduced?

>>58998
Also, gotta go do something, be back in ~30 minutes. Maybe 40.

>>58998
Yes you did.
We kind-of need them back.

... You yourself are a Princess, do you need saving?

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>59023
>>59001
>>58998

Indeed their families are worried they must be returned.

But why do you steal treasure if only to eat it? Sure gold can't be good for the digestion.

>>59001
>>59023
Suggestion for a plan in case of worst case scenario.

We find away to lure her away from the molten gold, somehow slay her and then restore her to life using the harpy ashes to fix her eating problem and slight case of death.

Not a great plan but its a suggestion.

>>59089
In the worst-case scenario I say we lure her into the caverns below the tower.
Though we may be able to appease her with the cat, citing it as a gift and sign of peace.

If we do have to fight then we want to get her away from the gold.

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new challenger approaches

Alright, I'm back.

>>59023
"Well, I mean, you can take them back with you... I don't particularly want them..."
"You yourself are a Princess, do you need saving?"
"No, not really... Unless I can bring all my gold and stuff too... I can eat really anywhere..."

So she's okay with being saved, but it may be a pain to get her out of here.
>>59301
Cute.

Shall we leave this fair Maiden for another smaller one? Or shall we attempt salvation upon her?

>>59370
It seems there is no need for a dragon slayer here and she has no problem with us taking the other princesses.
Other knights might be more hasty however.

Let us explore the other towers and see if we can obtain something that could shrink the dragoness.

Stealing treasure? Kidnapping, even if accidental? We're letting this dragon be forgiven way too easily.

Scold her!

>>59388
Hold up anon.

We have Harpy Princess, Dwarf Princess and Insect Princess.

We have room for one more Princess because we took the freebie Dowery and the egg from Insect Princess.
We might not have room.

>>59370
How could we resist a lady with such huge... Piles of gold?

>>59472
Only if we take said item with us.

>>59481
But we did.
We took both of Harpys, the golden feather was free. But her ashes should still take up a spot.
So, Harpoy + ashes = 2.
Then we took Dwarf Princess but didn't take her Doweries.
Then we took bug Princess but took her egg too.

Actually we had no room for the egg. Unless we used it already.

>>59554
We didn't take Dwarf Princess or the ashes.

>>59554
I thought Dwarf Princess was still in her tower, we bedded her but she was happy to remain.

>>59554
I mean take the item back with us. Our only item limit at the moment is the fact that the cart can only hold four things. We can decide not to bring the dust back. Also, we didn't get Dwarf, only had some fun with her.

>>59562
Really?

Shit, should probably work on my reading then.
Either that or I am going blind.

>>59554
Our cart currently contains:
Harpy Princess, the Feather (free), Insect Princess, and her Shining Egg.
We have room for 1 more Princess/Item.

Alright, anyway.
It seems we are at a minor impasse, so
~5 minutes before we move on.
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>>59598
>2:1
Good enough for me.
"Well, if you are fine here, then I will head out and find one more Princess. Thank you, M'dear."
"My pleasure," she coos, handing you a crudely drawn map.
Why? Maybe she felt sorry for you and your quest or something.

North-east tower? It's far away from the entrance, and it's the third day, so we're pretty likely to start running into other knights at this point as the pickings get slim.

>>59648
So we just flew down the middle?
Are there any indicators on the map that show us where specific Princesses are?

>>59648
Bow Politely and thank her for the map

Well then with this new knowledge, I vote we to the north west and complete our search of the west towers.