Blue Devil- enter the jewel eater

>>509450
Wat?

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>>509450
you are sitting in class, bored as hell, when suddenly you feel a sensation, in your balls.

>oh shit what is that?
>it hurts like hell

your balls feel in credibly blue, but you can't remember getting aroused at all. the pain is almost unbearable.

>damn it where did this come from

you think about doing something to get rid of some of the pain. what do you do?

>screw this, jack it in class
>raise hand, and ask to use bathroom
>go to nurses office, I need medical attention!
>write in

>>509485
What the fuck, shit go to the bathroom and fap, if fail just fap in class trying to not get caught.

>>509485
just go to the bathroom. inform the teacher, if they care enough to ask where you're going.

you raise your hand high, but the teacher doesn't notice.

>damn, he's busy helping some retard
>I'll just have to leave and deal with the consequences later

you get up, and the teacher notices

[color=#blue] "hey, get back in your seat, now! class is almost over. [/color]

"I was just going-"

[color=#blue] I said now! [/color]

you go for the door anyway, but the teacher grabs you and pushes you away. you, not being particularly athletic and impaired by the pain, give in and sit down.

what next?

>I'll go up to him with a chair and hit him
>I'll just have to fap in class then

>>509573
Hit him with a chair while fapping

>>509573
>>I'll go up to him with a chair and hit him
wack him until he's unconscious and wank on him

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you prepare yourself mentally. the pain increases in your nuts.

>I'm not sure how much longer I can take this
>I'll have to make this quick

you look around at your class of disaffected losers

>heh, to think I was like them once, well whatever
>who cares about these idiots
>I'd like to avoid this but I might die if I don't wank
>wait a minute
>oh shit!!!

you spot a cute girl among the nameless morons you don't care about

>shit, shit, shit!

you get up, but hesitate at the thought of a qt thinking you're a psycho. the teacher sees you and takes advantage of the hesitation

[color=blue]"hey, I told you to sit down! that's it you and me are going to the principles office[/color]

he grabs your wrist so tight that it feels like he's trying to break it. the pain in your balls increases. you reach for the chair, but he pulls you away from it. the pain becomes sharp and begins extending into your thighs. in desperation you reach for you croch.

>fuck it I'll just have to do it now

before you can do anything, light erupts from your dick and balls, consuming and blinding you.

>WHAT THE HELLl!!!!

will be a few hours till next update. real life calling.
I'll be back soon though.

>>509573
Just sit there and take the pain, deal with the consequences later

>>509640
man, you're doing whatever you want anyway.

Balls-lighting Mahou Shounen transformation?

...This is new.

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the light fades, and you look around. you are no longer in your classroom. you can't make out where you are, but can feel something soft under your feet. you look down.

>what the?
>where am I
>what are theses scrotum looking things on the ground
>they're everywhere

the pain in your balls seems to be gone, but you feel a different pain on your wrist where your teacher had grabbed you. you look toward it.
suddenly, as if out of nowhere, a large blue monster with flames over it's head appears, it's hand fiercely gripping your wrist. you are startled and back away, but trip over one of the scrotes.

>ah!
>what the hell is this!?

the beast leans over you, grinning it's awful teeth. it lets go of your wrist and moves in closer to you.

what do you do

>slam my fist in that things teeth and get ready to fight
>wiggle loose and run like a motherfucker
>start jacking off, cause I was gonna anyway, plus I might as well rub one out one last time before I die
>write in

will be back for a while now, but might post updates on and off depending on how many replies

>>510026
>wiggle loose and run like a motherfucker
time to run

>>510026
>>start jacking off, cause I was gonna anyway, plus I might as well rub one out one last time before I die
In case of Monster, fap.
Also, compliment him on how his skin is the bluest, with a soft voice.
"Mo-Monsterkun... I like your blue... Skin.

gonna wait for at least one more response before posting update

>>510169
second that. also try to caress it's face

>>510223
We are either going to die a extreme and gory death, or have a beautifull waifu.

Or both.

>>510236
it's op's fault for not letting us jack off onto the teacher

>>510238
I like the quest's tone. I'll try to stick to it.

So yeah, kind of crazy, lets see what he got under his sleeves.

You reach for your junk to jack off one more time before you die, but the monster snatches your hand before you can zip down you fly. it growls at you, it's face barely an inch away from yours.

unable to think you start improvising. you caress it's face.

>Mo-Monsterkun... I like your blue... Skin.

the monster is not amused and screams in your face; spit flies from it's mouth onto your cheeks. it looks angry. it's maw still hanging open in front of you, drool dripping down onto you crotch.

what now?

>cry
>wet self
>try running now
>cry and wet self
>write in

>>510279
OK, DEFCON 1 THE FAP TECHNIQUE DIDN'T WORK.

>try running now
Also, while crying :
"All I wanted is love god damn it !"

>>510279
in what position are we? i thought we were lying on our back and the thing is over us.

>>510300
same position, the monster just moved closer to your crotch when it grabbed your hand.

>>510279
>WRITE IN
Have a calm and civilised conversation with the blue testicular monster. Maybe it might know about the situation we are currently in.

>>510355
give it a kick into it's beautiful smile and run off.
also, shout "baka monster-kun".

alright polls closed, I'm writing the update now.

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you kick the monster in it's teeth, get up and start running faster than you ever have. feeling triumphant you begin to taunt the beast.

>baka monster-kun, all I wanted is love god damn it !
>but you pushed me away-ah hahaahahahaha!

as you run faster and faster your balls begin to light up once more and the pain starts to come back.

>oh no, no, no, NO FUCK NO!!!
>WHAT NOW!!

you are once again blinded by the light, and all feeling is lost, save for the pain in your balls. the light fades to a dim glow. as you open your eyes farther you see that it is the light of your classrooms ceiling fan. you teachers head comes into focus.

"hey-hey are you alright?"

"wha-wha happend, where am I?"

"your still in class," he says, "you plunged your hand into your pants, did a back flip and landed head first on the floor, and you've been lying there kicking weakly and grabbing your genitals for the past five minutes."

"w-what?"

"yeah," one kid says, "at one point you started talking to yourself or something, it was frick'in weird."

"w-what? no I... w-what?"

you look around. the whole class is staring at you, some laughing some in shock. you notice the cute girl among the crowd, and are instantly embarrassed.

"hey, I'm sorry about what happened," your teacher says, " I don't know what came over me, I just had this... well it doesn't matter. the point is I was way out of turn."

"what? yeah whatever who cares. listen can I go to the nurse?" you say, trying not to look at the qt.

"oh, of course. go ahead. I'm sure you must be hurt."

"yeah whatever asshat."

you leave the class room in shame and pull your hood over your face.

what now?

>lets just go to the nurse
>I don't care anymore, take a shit then go back to class
>fuck this shit, I'm going home
>write in

>>510504
great, there's a freaking portal to hell in your pants.

wank first shit afterwards

>>510504
>lets just go to the nurse
We need to check for a testicular torsion. The pain may have made us feint and hallucinate.

Also :
>Stalk the cute girl after class. We need to know more about her. She seemed not embarassed.

>>510533
It's like Doom.
But worse.

can we get a tie breaker please? I have to go soon.

>>510589
alright, go to the nurse then.

you go to the nurse, to see if this was all some sort of hallucination from testicle related trauma.
the nurse seems uninterested, as if she thinks you are just faking to get out of school.

"I'm not gonna look at your balls."

"well then can I use your bathroom, I want to look check myself if you won't."

"yeah whatever."

you use the key on the wall to open the bathroom. as you go in you are blasted with the smell of piss and semen(probably from boys jacking off to the schools hot nurse). you close the door and cover your nose.

>damn that smells like shit
>that nurse is such a bitch
>she's lucky she has big tits, if she didn't she probably would have been fired a long time ago.

you zip down your pants, using only your right hand, as your left is occupied keeping the smell out. carefully pulling down your boxers and lifting your penis up you notice something odd.
your balls, still in pain for some reason, are literally blue. a dark almost otherworldly shade of blue.

>what the hell!
>what the actual hell!
>how-wha-the-ho-
>WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!!

>>510646
that's all for now. I'll be back in about an hour if your willing to stick around that long, but I don't blame you if you aren't.

>>510651
considering the title of the thread, was the blue guy trying to eat our balls?

alright, I'm back

you arrive home after school ends, reasonably shaken up. you flop down on your bed turn over, and pull down you pants.

>yep, still blue as shit
>I guess I wasn't seeing things
>fucking perfect
>what am I gonna do about this, go to the doctor? huh, they'll probably think I painted them blue of something.
>uhhh god why me, what did I do to you huh?

you sit up and slowly walk out of your room.

>well there goes all that sex I wasn't having.
>yep, can't let women see this shit

you reach the kitchen and rest your head on the wall. your balls still in pain, but to a more tolerable degree.

what do you do now?

>grab some potato chips and bum around the house till your parents get home
>go take a nap; wait for your problems to solve themselves
>pull up some hentai and jack it like there's no tomorrow
>write in

>>511378
>pull up some hentai and jack it like there's no tomorrow
see if that makes it better

>>511507

getting late, will post next update tomorrow. feel free to continue posting suggestions.

back, writing next updtae

feeling particularly demoralized, you decided to try to get back to your normal life for a little while to make yourself feel better. you go back to your room and pull up some hentai on your computer. you pull down your pants and get a piece of toilet paper from the roll on your bed. your balls start to hurt again, but you ignore it and reach for the shaft. your hand just barely grazes it before it explodes with light.

>on come on!
> not this again!

the light fades, and you are once again in the monsters domain.
you frantically look around for it, but you see nothing. you hear a soft feint voice like that of a child.

"it isn't here right now."

"huh? who said that!?"

"down here," it says. you look down and see on of the scrotum looking things you tripped on earlier. it now appears to have skwinty eyes and a small mouth.

"w-what the?" you stumble back and fall over.

"d-d-on't be afraid, we won't hurt you. we couldn't even if we wanted to, don't exactly have limbs anymore." you get up off the ground, and dust yourself off. the scrote smiles at you, as if greeting a friend.

what do you do.

>stomp it's face, " Oy, omae! don't think I'll let you bastards off so easily for tripping me earlier"
>kneel down and rub it's soft head, "who's a good little scrote? you are-you are."
> "what are you?"
>write in (preferably a question)

>>512812
put dick in its mouth

>>513260
Supporting

you begin to unbuckle your belt.

"I haven't masturbated in almost two days now you know, and I was just about to start when I got pull into your little dimension here."

"w-what."

"kinda figure you owe me for all that trouble, don't ya think?" you finish unbuckling your belt and zip down your fly.

"n-n-no, w-wait! you don't have to do that!"

"oh yeah? that right?"

"y-yes, I-I can help you, I can help you fix this."

"and how's a limbless scrotum gonna help me?"

"I-I can g-g-give you information about this place. your balls, they've turned blue; haven't they?"

you think about it for a moment.

what do you do?

>agree to not skull fuck it in exchange for the info
>I'm too horny to think strait, let's mouth fuck it now and figure the rest out later

>>513570
Agree to listen.

>>513570
>>513724
backing

you zip your fly back up.

"alright, I won't stick it in you. but in exchange you have to tell me how to fuck up that blue thing's shit and get the hell out of here."you say as you start to re-buckle your belt.

"o-oh, ok; b-but I can't really tell you how to kill that thing."

you stop fastening your belt. "why not?"

"u-um b-b-because I don't know how. b-b-but I can tell you how to get out of here, a-and how to how to make sure you don't come back."

you put your belt back in place, "alright. I guess that's good enough, for now anyway. now, spill it"

"ok, well you may alread have some idea how to get out, since you've done it before."

"uhhhhh... yeah sure, but just to make sure why don't you explain it to me in full"

"t-that beast, it's able to pull you in here through your balls by giving them that painful feeling, when you make physical contact with your genitals it's able to take you here somehow. I'm not entirely sure how it works, but when you become aroused in here it must weaken the link between you and this place."

"I see"
>crap this I don't see at all
>this doesn't make any sense

"I'm actually surprised you were able to get out last time, most people can't really get aroused in this situation."

"oh yeah, that. I kinda started picturing the blue thing as a cute girl for some reason, gave me a weird ass half chub; didn't even realize I was doing it till later."

"r-right."

"also had a bit of a success boner, from being able to kick that thing in the mouth."

"al-alright. I'm sure you've probably noticed what the trigger is for being transported here-"

>oh no, please no god!
"whenever you try to masturbate you'll end up getting transported here, the creature preys upon porn addicts and avid masturbaters using their lust to bring them here; so if you want to live a normal life you'll have to give up touching yourself. it should be a small price to pay."

>damn! I was afraid he'd say that
>what a cruel world this is
>so it all comes down to this either risk my life to fap, or give up my favorite hobby
>I guess the choice is obvious. no fap is worth my life
>wait!

"wait, what happens when I have sex?"

"most people this affects don't get that far."

>shit he's right
>I've never even asked a girl out
>thought there was that one girl who I thought was stalking me, uhg but she wasn't cute at all
>wait, I lost my train of thought
>oh right the masturbating thing

"you know what, no! I won't let this blue piece of shit ruin my life. he can take away my fap time over my dead body! besides I just got a faster internet connection. so if that ugly blue snaggle toothed bastard wants to fuck with me, then I'm gonna fuck him back!! and not just for me, but for all the guys who can't get laid!" you shout furiously, " we were all content to fap, content that even though we couldn't get girlfriends, the world just couldn't take anything else from us, but this blue prick decided to kick us while we were down

>>514722
and I'm just not gonna take it anymore!!! and I'll do it, not just for us, but for you poor ugly little bastards, who have to share this shitty dimension with that blue shit! I swear on my life that I'll see that thing dead, and take a long hard victory jizz on it;s rotting dead body!!!"

"y-you can't! your not anywhere near stong enough to-"

"not now idiot, I'll come back later with weapons and shit to kill it. oh hey are you scrotes like it's victims or something, bah never mind."

"no, I-I mean... I don't think you really understand-"

"not now, I'm trying to get aroused again." the light from your balls begins to shine brightly again.

"no really you can;t just-"

"raauuuuuuuuuuuuh!!"the monster appears and moves toward you.

"oh no!"

you point at it as the light begins to engulf you, "I'll be back for you later." the light becomes blinding, and you are transported back to your room.

>oh shit that was close
>alright time to prepare for war
~next update tomorrow~

>>514722
Well what happens if we use gloves, our a fleshlight?