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You're a simple rapper, Pitbull, living in your owners Miami villa. You're currently doing dale things such as ethnic yelling, smoking cigars, and occasionally doing thicc Cuban chicks.
You're not doing much of anything at the moment though, and just simply basking in the early morning sun.
What do you do?
>A. Dale
>B. Do some light stretching.
>C. Examine your surroundings
>D. Examine yourself
>E. Produce an ethnic yell that rents the heavens in two.
>F. Write a new song
First 2 votes decides.
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>>499300
>Examine yourself
See if you have been fixed
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I normally would be angry at someone for copying my mediocre thread but...
Kek, nice. I like it.
>C. Examine Your Surroundings
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>>499314
Thanks dude haha.
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>>499309
>Examine yourself.
You saunter into the cool, relative darkness of your exquisitely tiled kitchen and peer into a mirror beside the fridge. You make sure that you have at least three mirrors in every room in your house so that you can bask in your unrivalled God-given good looks from any angle that pleases you.
You're looking pretty good, if you do say so yourself. Your tuxedo is impeccably pressed, and your sick aviators gleam in the sunlight filtering in from outside.
What do you want to do? Pick an option from the list in the first post, or suggest something else.
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>>499340
>E. Produce an ethnic yell that rents the heavens in two.
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>>499360
>Produce an ethnic yell that rents the heavens in two.
You step back outside out of respect. Your Giuseppe Zanotti brogues make soft thumping noises as they make contact with the slightly spongy, perfectly manicured lawn.
You throw back your head, your pate slightly moist with perspiration. Your maw widens, your tongue flattens, and you unleash an exotic cry that causes the very clouds to heave themselves apart and Zeus himself weep a thousand tears. All the bodacious Cuban mamacitas of the land feel a collective shiver down their spines.
You feel cleansed. You feel ready to take on the day, and dale like there's nothing to stop you.
What do you want to do next?
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>>499415
A. Dale
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>>499420
>Dale
You check your watch. Dale time isn't for another three hours!
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>B. Do some light stretching.
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>>500522
Thread still active. Will write it up in a bit.
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>>502572
>Do some light stretching.
You stretch your toned arms high above your head, warmth spreading through your muscles as you apply pressure. You bend over swiftly and touch the gleaming toes of your 100% Italian leather brogues. You're not doing anything rigorous today- just enough to get you lithe and limber for the day ahead.
You can now…
>Go for a stroll around the neighbourhood- it'll be nice to get out of the villa for a while.
>Visit the famous Miami bog in hopes of scoring sweet swamp eggs.
>Visit the local youth hospital and serenade the children with ethnic yells and tongue rolls and confusing body movements.
(You can also suggest other options)
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>Go for a stroll around the neighbourhood- it'll be nice to get out of the villa for a while.
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>>507940
Yell at mom to bring us some chicken tendies
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>>507940
go for a stroll around the neighbourhood, and take some sweet gun with me
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>>509478
gimme a few hours
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>Go for a stroll around the neighbourhood- it'll be nice to get out of the villa for a while.
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>>509478
>>513601
You hop across the lawn and out onto the sidewalk where there is a cab just waiting to pick you up.
He drives you to the bustling City. It is a very warm day today, so you discard your jacket carelessly behind you; flock of homeless Armenian children dart out from beneath a cardboard box and snatch it up.
You start down the street to the fish district (one of your favourite haunts), but a hand reaches out from the shadow of a brick alcove. It's one of the town sailors! He doesn't look too happy. What does he want from you?
"Are you Pitbull?" he demands with a threatening scowl. He carries a length of rope over his shoulder, and the heady scent of decades of prowling the waves.
>"Yes, that is me, the man known as 'Pitbull'."
>Keep walking; you're used to this, being Pitbull and all.
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>>514965
>"Yes, that is me, the man known as 'Pitbull'."
Then, reflect the sun on our aviators, flash him and kick him in the groin.
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>>514965
thread still active im still here!! im so sorry for all the ooc posts but ill get to it asap. thanks so much to everyone who's playing along ^^)))
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>>515750
>"Yes, that is me, the man known as 'Pitbull'."
The man's whiskered face is unreadable.
"I knew it. Please come with me down this alleyway. I have a hella gun on me so if you try anything funny, I'll shoot."
The man gestures down a dingy alleyway to his right; it doesn't look too appealing. You stand rooted to the spot for a while, thinking about what to do.
>"You can't shoot me just for not complying with the whims of a madman!"
>"Okay."
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