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In this episode of AvP quest we will go back a little bit. We will learn what Lady Xeno Waifu's backstory is. What she did in the hive. And how she joined our intrepid crew.
Just for referance, here's the other 5 parts of this saga:
Part 1: http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/43906997/#43912005
Part 2: http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/43944003/#43944003
Part 3: http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/43980016/#43980016
Part 4: http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/44089403/#44089403
Part 5: http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/45155518/#45155518
Now, let's fucking GO
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You are a lady xenomorph. You've woken up in this room of your hive. It's a little run down from the time your queen murdered all the humans that lived here with facebabies, but it's still a pretty good place for you to crash. If anything, this is probably the most well kept room in the hive. It even has working books. But anyway, today is another day, how do you start it?
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>>497258
>Go out of the hive and look for humans for the facebabies
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>>497470
Well there's bugger all out here. Nice evening though
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>>497476
Go fuck up that tree
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>>497705
You're not entirely sure what you want to accomplish here, but damn it you'll at least stay fit and healthy. Roll d20 for fucking up the tree
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Rolled 16 (1d20)
>>497848
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>>497959
Well, you know what they say
never skip tail day
The tree is rather beat up, but you're also a bit tired from smashing wood all night, so now what?
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>>498049
Climb tree
Survey distant surroundings
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>>498093
You see what's pretty much always been here. Vast fields and that old derelict ship
>Let's explore that ship!
Hahah no. Last time our hive did that Jennifer got some nasty black gunk on her. It was pretty bad for all parties involved. Plus we never really DID get rid of all those engineers. Going solo is suicide, even by xeno standards
Still, it's late, your hungry and the hive has food, so let's head back and mingle there
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>>498143
find something heavy and start lifting it.we tryna be the biggest bitch in the neighborhood
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>>498167
>>498169
Lightweight, baby
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>>498204
Stay with him until it's the next guard's turn and when he's free carry him to the nearest party. Then party like it's 1999.
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>>498204
eat then rest.
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>>498230
You've read about "party"s before. Birthday parties seem like a fun idea, but you can't for the life of you know if it's anyone's birthday. Or if they even would allow such human activities near the queen
>>498260
Food however is a much more exciting prospect. What's for dinner?
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>>498495
see if the humans left behind any goodies
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>>498663
It aint traditional xeno food, but hey. d10 for taste
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>498751
wew
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>>498835
It's good enough. Pasta's dry but meatballs are always pretty tasty
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Given how uneventful our meal was, let's decide to go reading for the rest of the night. Let's put it to a vote, shall we?
1. How to Drive a Mech; a beginner's guide
2. 50 shades of Vampire Mazes; The Mockingjay
3. Superguy 95; Rise of the Terminator comic
4. English speaking for Alien Dummies
5. That one magazine with the naked humans in it
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>>501266
>1. Now you just gotta find out where to put it
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>>501503
Yes, the good old guide to driving a mech. You sit down to have a read:
"Once you have your hands firmly gripped on the joysticks you should be able to move the arms freely. As you do this don't forget to push gently on the peddles at your feet. Too much pressure will make the legs move too fast and may result in tripping. As you drive the mech..."
Say what you will about humans, they have good taste in technology. Then again, this is the favorite book, and all this experience in reading will make it very good if you're ever out on your own.
Anyway, enough babbling on, it's time we kept reading this book before we get to holy black on a praetorian, what the hell is that?!
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>>501718
>Investigate ominous rumblings.
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>>501718
Pick up the English book, it might come in handy
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>>502026
>>502159
English book in tow you dash off to the source of the rumblings, all the way to the old 'mech' chamber where, and you have no idea how or why, there are two strage beings just hanging out. There's an unconscious human marine and a predator with the biggest breasts you've seen on a creature that sized. How in the hell do you approach this mess?
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>>502779
That predator looks scary as fuck, so hide from her. But the unconscious human looks interesting and harmless. Wait till the predator is distracted to sneak up and investigate the human.
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>>502861
Well that predator is hocking in the mech for some reason and has this marine flopped over it's arm, so we'll use this chance to investiga--
Well he's awake now, and has clearly spotted you, now what the fuck?
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>>502909
Quietly hiss a warning to not make any sudden moves or loud noises or else...
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>>502909
Use the book to tell him you come in peace or something
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>>502909
give him the sweetest smile ever
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>>502966
>>503189
>>503244
there are several ideas running through your head. Intimidation? Peace? Talking? Silence? Egg implanting? SO many possibilities are getting you a tad frustrated actually.
Still, before anything can happen this...human...gently caresses your face and gives you a suggestive smile? Uh what?
Then the smell dawns on you as he continues this...affection...it's not that cigar he's smoking, but something is in this guy's bloodstream that's making him see all kinds of weird shit.
And now you realize you're being hit on by a human who is high off his ass on space drugs.
What the hell is going on? What do you do? What CAN you do?
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>>503351
Slap him around a lil bit until he comes down from the clouds and ask the Predator if she knows what happened to him
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>>503374
Seeing as it works so well on xenomorphs why the fuck not slap him around a bit? Unfortunately it doesn't work and in some....odd language based on gestures and smiles you can pick up that it was....hot
Well it's going nowhere fast and seeing as cover is already blown you decide against better judgment to string together hand signals, hisses and points to try to ask the predator what's wrong with this dingus
Diplomacy never was good with aliens and predators. This is a good start
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>>503570
Disarm her, tie her up and then keep trying to get answers out of her
Also, can we go full lewd?
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>>503570
Pull out the translation book and furiously look up the word for friend.
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>>503613maybe
>>503660
You try to pursuade the predator that you mean no harm. Not that that's true really. The hive will be here pretty soon if shit goes south, so trying to sweep this under the rug and just let them out is better for everyone. That said she's not convinced and keeps the gun on you. Smart for her, not good for you.
That's when this drugged up marine comes in. He calls for her to stand down. He says that you are the most beautiful creature he's ever seen and that, as a United Space Colonial Marine he is duty bound to protect you at all costs, and he will stop at nothing to keep you safe...
...actually that's only what he thought he said. In reality he just yells out some incomprehensible garbage and whips his dick out, much to both you and the predator's surprise
You never thought you'd be seeing this today, did you?
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>>503971
Shiiieeet, try to get them out of there before shit hits the fan
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>>503971
Who ever thinks they are going to see anything like that?
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>>503971
You know, I just remembered that predators bleed glowing blueish-green blood. So BTP should probably blush a bight teal or something.
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>>503971
Expose btp's big titties
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>>506042
That's a bad idea. We just met this predator, bad touch is probably fatal
>>504535
You take the sensible option and (attempt to) persuade the predator to get the hell out of here before someone gets seen, hurt or worse. She's not buying it. How the hell do we get this woman to trust us? (Bearing in mind this human still has his dick out for some reason)
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>>507131
Use the book to tell her shit might hit the fan if you don't get out of there in time
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>>507131
Go over and put your arm around the human. You think he's got your back and trusts you. Maybe he can sway her?
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>>507131
>Marine, in your drugged up haze, realize that all these events have taken place already except slightly different. In your drugged up convoluted memories that alien should be groping the predator's breasts
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Waiting4xenowaifu2comeback
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Avp quest is on a mild delay while OP here suffers chronic diarrhoea. Catch you soon
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>>515111
>nb4 this is not OP get out fagget
I am drained. Both figuratively and litterally
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>>515156
Sounds shitty.I'm sorry I couldn't resist.
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>>515156
oh geez
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Ok, next thread, we making a faction game
Is it copying civ quest? Maybe. But I'll be damned if we don't have a xeno-filled version of that
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