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ON THE GRIMDARKNESS OF THE FAR 41 MILENIUM THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND NOSE ITCHES, EVEN THOUGH IT HAS FALLEN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO;
MEANWHILE ON A PLACELESS TIMELESS MOMENT IN THE WARP DEPTS TZEENTCH COMES TO NURGLE SEEMINGLY HAPPY.
-NURGLE, I HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STANDS FOR
-BUT PHANTOM ITCHING IS PROBABLY THE BEST THING YOU EVER INVENTED!
NURGLE WHILE MIXING HIS EVERPLAGUEFULL SOUP RESPONDS
-SOOON ENOUGH
-THE ANATHEMA WON'T STAND
-THE SUCCULENT ITCHING...
*SLUURP*
-IN HIS DECAYING BODY ANYMORE.
CRAVING TZEENTCH COMPLETES
-AND THEN HE'LL EXPLODE, DESTROYING MANKIND AND THEN HE WILL JOIN US AS A NEW CHAOS GOD!
-JUST AS PLANNED!
-NYE-HEHEHEHEHEHE!
OUT OF NOWHERE SLAANESH
-OOOOH!
-All this excitement and torment is getting me
-SO DAM HORNY
[inhale]
-Anyone of you, please ram this chainaxe deep inside me and rev it as hard as you can!
...
-Who in the everliving MOTHERFUCKING COCKBISCUITS STOLE MY CHAINAXE!?!?
SCREAMS KHORNE
SOMEWHERE ELSE IN THE GALAXY HYPER ZEALOUS WARBLORDS FIGHT BECAUSE WHY NOT? THEY WANT GRACE WITH THE GODS
THE RULES:
YOU ROLL 2D100, ANY DUBS OR 50+ RESULT IS A HIT
YOU HAVE ONE WOUND, IF SOMEONE HITS YOU YOU DIE
POST YOUR NAME AND GOD, DON'T ROLL UNLESS YOU ARE ATTACKING SOMEONE, YOU CAN'T ROLL YOUR ATTACKS BEFORE SOMEONE ATTACK YOU. YOU CAN ATTACK SOMEONE ON YOUR FIRST POST OR WAIT TO BE ATTACKED, IF SOMEONE ATTACKS YOU YOU ATTACK HIM BACK ON A NEXT REPLY, IF SOMEONE SURVIVE OP WILL GIVE HIM A EXTRA WOUND. FIRST WITH FIVE WOUNDS BECOME A DEMON PRINCE AND WIN.
CHOOSE A NAME:
PICK YOUR GOD
TZEENTCH(JUST AS PLANNED): YOU ARE IMMUNE TO DUB ROLLS, NO DUB CAN HARM YOU, DON'T MATHER THE NUMBER, JUST AS PLANNED
NURGLE(DEAD INSIDE): YOU HAVE ONE EXTRA WOUND BUT YOU NEED 6 WOUNDS TO BECOME A DEMON PRINCE
SLAANESH(DICKFIGHTING MASTERY): YOU HIT ON 40+ OR DUBS
KHORNE(TRIPLE WIELDING): YOU ROLL ONE EXTRA DICE
THE EMPEROR(ATHEISM): YOU IGNORE EVERYONE ELSE RULE, THE 40+ HIT ON SLAANESH, THE BEST DICE FROM KHORNE, THE DUB IMMUNITY FROM TZEENTCH AND KILL NURGLE WITH ONE LESS HIT
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ALSO KEEP IT CIVILIZED, NO TWO PEOPLE CAN ATTACK THE SAME PERSON AT THE SAME TIME, ONLY THE FIRST CHALLENGER WILL BE VALID.
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HERE, OP STARTS, I'M HELENA, WAIFU OF DADDY NURGLE. 2 WOUNDS OPEN TO CHALLENGE
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Rolled 6, 21, 88 = 115 (3d100)
Graak the Ripper
KHORNE(TRIPLE WIELDING): YOU ROLL ONE EXTRA DICE
>>497174
BURN! MAIM! KILL!
(Sorry QM, the blood must flow, it was either you or me)
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>>497181
Forgot photo.
>>497181
8, the divine number of KHORNE. HE IS WITH ME!
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Rolled 92, 44 = 136 (2d100)
>>497181
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Rolled 76, 39 = 115 (2d100)
I am Quixote, psyker devout to Tzeench! No dubs shall harm me
>>497174
DIE, NURGLE-SPAWN
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>>497247
Fuck, forgot pic
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Rolled 42, 39 = 81 (2d50)
>>497247
NOT TODAY BIRDFACE
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>>497264
This will be your undoing!
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Rolled 4, 33 = 37 (2d100)
>>497265
Fuck, forgot to roll. Tzeenchian autism is showing
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>>497266
Oh wait, i think i am rekt
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Rolled 59, 8 = 67 (2d100)
>>497264
Saint Artur
Emperor of Man
>>497262
This pestilence is stubborn, but the emperor protects.
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>>497267
yes, dead, but, i just noticed i should add something.
>>BUT YOU CAN ONLY WIN MORE WOUNDS FROM KILLING PEOPLE WITH EQUAL OR HIGHER NUMBER OF WOUNDS, WEAKER CHALLENGES ARE UNWORTHY
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>>497262
If I'm following this right for Helena.
Helena 2w
-1 from graak, +1 beating graak
Helena 2w
-1 from quixote, +1 beating quixote
Helena 2w
-1 from Artur. -1 from Aethism.
Or do new wounds add to a max that we even to after each duel?
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Rolled 18, 23 = 41 (2d100)
I am Vermillian. Techpriest. Slaanesh guides my blows.
>>497273
I think wounds reset after every fight. Now you killed her, unless she makes a roll higher than yours, i think.
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>>497282
FUCK, forgot pic again.
Also, those rolls weren't against anyone
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Rolled 56, 16 = 72 (2d100)
>>497269
thats all or nothing, if i kill you we both die, if i fail you get one more wound.
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I'M KHORPAN, THE ANGRIEST BTWEEN THE ANGRY. WANNA SEE WHERE I WIELD MY THIRD CLAW?
Khorne, 3 attacks 1 wound.
>>497282
MAIM, CRUSH, KILL
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Rolled 18, 99 = 117 (2d100)
>>497286
Feel my drug-fueled mechadendrite assault!
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>>497291
We are both dead, right?
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>>497285
Artur collapses on the disease ridden corpse of Helena, acidic spittle flying from his clenched jaw.
Saint Artur - Deceased.
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Rolled 68 (1d100)
GOOD FIGHT MY HONOURABLE ENEMY, MAY YOUR BLOOD RUN THROUGH KHORNE THROAT AND YOUR SKULL BE TAKEN TO THE SKULL THRONE.
>>497291
forgot to roll 3, but yet ignoring one you are dead. ME TOO
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GLURURUR GLRYSHDAIPDAOS SHHHHHHWLALKS
slaanesh, 40+
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Hello, i am Bloat. I have 2 wounds. Prepare to die.
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>>497304
Holy Grandfather Nurgle, i can't fucking remember to put the fucking picture.
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Rolled 49, 94 = 143 (2d100)
>>497301
Chaos Lord Hestyxe
Slaanesh - 40+ hit
>>497301
Hestyxe attacks GLURURUR GLRYSHDAIPDAOS SHHHHHHWLALKS
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Rolled 48, 9 = 57 (2d100)
>>497306
GLURURU SHAKALAKA, GRRIAUIUIEAJDKPAIN SOUNDS
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Rolled 64, 5 = 69 (2d100)
CRAAAAA CRAAAAAAA
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tzeentch, no dubs will get me.
>>497305
CRAA, CRAAAAAAAAAA, CRAAAAA
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>>497311
Hello birdie. Bloat will now smash you with his axe.
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Rolled 47, 24 = 71 (2d100)
>>497312
And i forgot to roll. FUUUUUCK!
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>>497308
Both of us died, a short battle but inevitable with two slaanesh in the thread.
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>>497313
CRAAA CRAAAAAAround 2
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Rolled 97, 17 = 114 (2d100)
>>497315
Nobody died, birdie, but Bloat will attack you again. Sorry.
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Rolled 66, 49 = 115 (2d100)
>>497315
CRA CRA CRAAAAA
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>>497318
You almost did it, birdie. Good job, but now you are dead. Bloat is sorry.
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Mephiruman
Khorne
3 attack
1 wound
Ready for challenge.
(I swear if a bloody tzeentch player wins the first wound...)
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Rolled 10, 80, 5 = 95 (3d100)
>>497317
(Mother of God. Bloat has 3 wounds. Somebody stop this madman!)
Mephiruman attacks bloat.
3 attack / 1 wound
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I'm holynus, champion of champions and i must prevail over these dark minions.
Emperor.
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Rolled 71, 40 = 111 (2d100)
>>497324
Hello red mister. Oh, you are attacking Bloat. Sorry, you need to die.
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Rolled 90, 49 = 139 (2d100)
>>497324
Why 3 wounds?
Hello red man. You need to die too, attacking Bloat without asking is not very kind.
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>>497327
Oh fug, i thought this post didn't go through. It's still 1 wound, anyway
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>>497329
3 wounds, nurgle+1, you won one challenge, +1
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>>497327
You get a wound for every equal opponent you defeat. You defeated Craaa (best name of the game).
Also, I'm dead, but your a higher level, so no bonus wound.
Mephiruman - Deceased.
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>>497330
But mr. CRAAA had only 1 wound. You said before that only opponents that have the same amount of wounds or more will give an extra wound.
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Rolled 4, 86 = 90 (2d100)
>>497328
I'M ATHEIST, YOU BLOATED BLOAT.
two attacks, one wound.
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>>497334
Nurgle only has 1 base wound, their trait wound does not count.
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>>497334
you only 'had' one wound, i mean, that second one is your power
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>>497339
You got it.
Kharn the Betrayer
(He's a swell guy once you know him)
Khorn
3 attacks / 1 wound
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Rolled 60, 15 = 75 (2d100)
>>497339
Round two your bloated pest
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Rolled 85, 19 = 104 (2d100)
>>497343
Calm down, mister, you might get sick if you keep being so angry
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>>497350
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Rolled 8, 78, 92 = 178 (3d100)
>>497350
Kharn attacks kreinian. Specifically from the back.
Kharn - 3a/1w
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I live to help da Empyror, i will nevar leave 'is side!
-Bloot, before being corrupted by Nurgle amd becoming Bloat
Emperor
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Rolled 52, 60 = 112 (2d100)
>>497354
Oh, what a unhorific move, but you can't maim what is already maimed. I stab you in the face, repeatedly.
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Rolled 76 (1d100)
Kako me.
Nurgle
>>497356
Kako wanna tell you of papa?
>>497363
just to see if it stops resembling a face
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Rolled 11, 69 = 80 (2d100)
>>497356
kako will tell you of papa!
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Rolled 9, 32 = 41 (2d100)
>>497365
Bloot no like Kako. Kako no pray Empyror. Kako bad.
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Rolled 90, 66 = 156 (2d100)
Unnamed creature known only by the same word it repeats.
Saaaah
Nurgle - extra wound
2a/2w
>>497365
Saaah stumbles over bloots body and attacks kako.
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>>497368
BE REBORN UNDER PAPA
A2W3
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>>497372
Pic.
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>>497368
Bloot ded
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GO- Ah, fuck it, just CHAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!
Khorne
A3W1
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Kako live, A2W2+1
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Where did y'all go?
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Rolled 89, 41 = 130 (2d100)
Grey Knight Lorens
Emperor of Man - Faith Shield
2a/1w
>>497377
Lorens attacks the mob of cultists ignoring their khornate gifts.
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Rolled 98, 30 = 128 (2d100)
>>497396
A follower of the false-god! ATTAAAAAAACK
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>>497398
A captain slain by a band of dregs barely worthy of the title, cultists.
Captain Lorens - Deceased.
(That's bed for me yall, see you tomorrow in the never ending battle to kill the nurgle player. Fun thread, QM)
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>>497403
See you tomorrow, man.
I'll make another character, in case OP comes back
Cultist Survivor
Khorne aid me, i won't perish like my brothers!
Khorne
A3W1
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>>497405
still here, but i think thats it, i made this thread in the middle of the night, that was better than i expected. Last time was almost a week ago.
Anyway we will have Dominions at in about 34 minutes, this was fun, thread will die now and i will wait for the Dominions time to post.
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>>497406
It was very fun, hope we'll do it again.
What's Dominions?
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>>497410
Tg version of god pretenders fighting. This will be today first round map for 5 pp, maybe more, but it won't go so well on a map this small.
In short you make a god, choose a element, your dominions, claim a land then fight everyone else until someone becomes the only true almighty
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>>497417
Interesting. I think i'll join that
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dominions is going up now
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>>497438
I saw it. It looks complicated as fuck, though.
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