Nazi Experimental Quest 12

>>494938
>>Take the letter.
>>...Did anyone else send letters?

You take the letter from your mom.

"Did anyone else send letters?"

"No, Stojan. Only this one."

You shrug your shoulders and tear open the envelope, and begin to read the letter.

Comrade Stojan, me and everyone who escaped the prison have made this letter to you in order to thank you for freeing us. Most of us, including that German man have gone back to their countries of origin, while me and Richard, along with Aeetius have decided to try our luck in Poland.
I do not know what the Nazis did to you, and right now me, Aeetius and Richard are thankful we weren't chosen. He has learned some more polish, much more then last time you saw him. And Aeetius remains stoic as usual.
Best Wishes, Borovik Issak.

Inside you find about fifty American dollars, and an address.

Actions.

>Maybe you should visit them now?
>Visit them later.
>Nah, you shouldn't talk to them. Hand the letter back to mom.
>Write-In

>>495063
>>Visit them later.

>>495063
>Visit them later.

I'm not sure about lycanthrope so not being blue to bear children. Karkmann only responded by saying that they were made as soldiers. The only way to truly know for certain is to try it for ourselves.

You decide you'll visit them later, and you pocket the money.

"So, anything else?"

"No, my little Stojan." She gives a small smile.

Actions.

>...Hey mom, how would you feel about becoming a werewolf along with dad?
>Hug her, you've missed those guys. And you feel like giving a hug.
>You should call me King Stojan now, after all.
>...That nickname you gave me when I was younger doesn't really work. I'm huge now!
>So, just wondering... You know werewolves eat flesh, right?
>Write-In

>>495094
able*
Damn autocorrect.

>>495095
>Hug her, you've missed those guys. And you feel like giving a hug.

>>495095
>>Hug her, you've missed those guys. And you feel like giving a hug.

You give her a heavy hug.

"Thanks mom."

"Could you let me go?"

You ignore her for about three more minutes, and eventually let go.

"...Well, I suppose I got a puppy as a son."

"Is that a bad thing?"

She pats you on the nose.

"Not really, no. There's not much difference."

"Wait a minute..."

She smiles.

"Yeah."

"I don't recall wanting belly rubs as a human."

"That's up for debate."

"No it's not!"

"Really, little Stojan?"

"I didn't want belly rubs or anything back when I was human."

"Sure you didn't. You're still human, you know."

"I'm not human at al-"

"I'm your mother, Stojan. You know better then to argue with your mother."

You sigh, and she gives YOU a hug.

Actions.

>...Well, I might know better then to argue with my mom, but you know who could clear this up? Karkmann.
>...I'm not a puppy.
>I just need... Uh, physical therapy after what the Nazis did.
>...I missed you during those years I was locked up.
>Write-In

>>495139
>...I missed you during those years I was locked up.

>>495139
>>...I'm not a puppy.

"...I'm not a puppy."

"Sure you aren't. Your my puppy."

"Aw... Thanks mo- Wait a minute..."

"What? Was it something I said?"

"Goddamn it mom..."

"Stojan, no swearing."

"Oh. Right."

"Your such a good boy! You deserve a treat, don't you?"

"Really?"

You start wagging your tail and you mom starts laughing. It begins to dawn on you that you're just proving your mother right.

"...Well, either way I missed you during those years I was locked up."

"I did too."

Actions.

>...But seriously, can you stop treating me like a puppy? I'm not a puppy!
>...Just tolerate it. It's your mom after all.
>Come on, I'll prove to you I'm not a puppy.
>You enjoy this too much mom.
>...I can swear whenever I want to, mom.
>...Do I still get a treat?
>Write-In

>>495187
>>...Just tolerate it. It's your mom after all.

>>495202
And this
>>...Do I still get a treat?

>>495187
>...Just tolerate it. It's your mom after all.

You tolerate it, for now at least.

"Do I still get a treat?"

She smiles and lets go of you, and begins to check her purse.

"Well, I have some chewing gum..."

Actions.

>...Come on, I think you can do a little better.
>...I like chewing gum. Sure.
>Thanks mom! I love you forever!
>No, I'm good. Thanks though.
>This is weird. I don't accept gums from strangers.
>Write-In

>>495260
>...I like chewing gum. Sure.

Just put it in our pocket and throw it away later. Dogs aren't suppose to have gum.

>>495260
>>...I like chewing gum. Sure.

Kek, I was sitting in the other thread for the past hour, i always fucking forget to check the catalog

"Sure. I like chewing gum."

She hands you a pack of Wrigley's Chewing Gum. Which seems to be covered in sugar.

Actions.

>Thank her and leave. You're good.
>Meh, chew on the chewing gum.
>Ask if she knows lycanthropes can only eat meat. Maybe you can pretend your offended in order to get back at her?
>Ask if she'd want to be a werewolf.
>Ask how the rest of your family's doing.
>Write-In

>>495303
>Thank her and leave. You're good.
>Ask how the rest of your family's doing.

>>495303
>>Thank her and leave. You're good.

>>495311
This.

>>495311
This

"Just wondering, how's the rest of my family doing?"

"Good. Your older brother Dariusz finally got a job in America as a doctor."

"Really? Good for him..."

"Stojan, just because you don't like h-"

"What? I don't dislike him..."

"Stojan, don't lie to me. You've hated him for years. I can even see it on your face."

"...Fine. I do hate him."

"I know you do. He's coming back soon though."

"Can we talk about someone else?"

"Well, your grandfather is... Well, he's been suffering from what the doctors say is Alzheimer's."

"Really? That sort of sucks."

"Yeah... That's really it though."

"Yeah... Well, goodbye then mom. I have things to do."

"Goodbye, Stojan."

You leave the room... What exactly do you want to do?

>You want to deal with those two captured conscripts. Oh, and Karkmann.
>Well, you should probably make sure Kazimera isn't getting into trouble or anything...
>You haven't really talked to Tytus for a while, and he's a lot more agreeable then... Fucking Dariusz.
>You're partially wondering how well Kutyvoka is doing.
>...See if you can't call up your dad and ask how much longer you have to remain in hiding.
>Fucking Dariusz... You need to rant to someone... Such as Kutyvoka. She's a good listener.
>Write-in

>>495358
>>Fucking Dariusz... You need to rant to someone... Such as Kutyvoka. She's a good listener.

>>495358
>Well, you should probably make sure Kazimera isn't getting into trouble or anything...

>>495380
This, then rant to Cutie.

You decide to track down Kazimera, who you find poking around in one of the unexplored rooms.

"Stojan? Hi!"

"What are you doing in here?"

"Exploring! This castle's huge!"

Actions.

>I nearly got killed in this castle! At least let someone know!
>Can I help you then?
>Kaz, we're going back to your room.
>Did you find anything interesting?
>Write-in

>>495405
>Can I help you then?

We don't want our sister to get a darwins award. Plus we might find something of interest while we're at it.

>>495405
>>Kaz, we're going back to your room.
>>I nearly got killed in this castle!

Waiting ten more minutes.

>>495419
this
break it gntly

"Kaz, we're going back into your room."

"But why?"

"Because I nearly got killed in this castle. It's not safe to wander alone."

"Please?"

"Kaz, that's final. I'm taking you back to your room."

"P-please? I bet there's cool stuff around here..." She looks kinda sad.

Actions.

>Grab her and drag her back. (Strength)
>...Come on, you can hang out with me. It's probably way better then just exploring some lame old castle. (Charisma)
>You'll come back or I'll make sure to throw you into the dungeon! (Intimidation)
>Don't be like that... Fine, I'll explore with you.
>Write-in

>>495475
>...Come on, you can hang out with me. It's probably way better then just exploring some lame old castle. (Charisma)

>>495475
>...Come on, you can hang out with me. It's probably way better then just exploring some lame old castle. (Charisma)

Roll me a 1d20+2 to see if you can convince her. Additional +2 if you can tell her about all the cool things you'll talk about.

Rolled 18 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>495488

18+2=20

Good Success!

"Come on, you can hang out with me. It's probably way better then just exploring some lame old castle."

"...Alright, I guess."

She follows you out of the room, and you take her back to her room. You set her down on the bed.

Actions.

>Sorry, but I need to really get something out of my system. Bye.
>...So, how has it been without dad?
>Did you find anything cool?
>I'm amazed nothing blew you up or worse.
>I better not see you leave this room again, understand?
>...I think you need to take a nap. All of your adventuring must be tiring.
>Write-In

>>495509
>>Did you find anything cool?
>>...I think you need to take a nap. All of your adventuring must be tiring. Bye! Then lock the doors

>>495509
>>Did you find anything cool?

>>495518
Have you ever interacted with a child?

>>495525
Yes, and they're all little demons hiding under the smiles

"Did you find anything cool, Kaz?"

"I found this!"

She takes out of her pocket a golden coin.

"That's pretty cool. Well, I think you need a nap. All of your adventuring must be tiring."

"I'm not even tired though! It's the middle of the day!"

Actions.

>Well, that's no excuse. I love naps. You should too.
>...Well, I'll take a nap with you then!
>Well then, I think I know just the way to make you fall asleep...
>Yeah, just leave and lock the doors.
>Just leave.

>>495546
>>...Well, I'll take a nap with you then!
Wait til she falls asleep then get up afterwards.

"Well, I'll take a nap with you then."

"That's kind of weird... And I'm wide awake."

"So?"

"It's weird..."

"What? That's silly. I sleep with people all the time and they never complain, not even once!"

"Well... I still don't want to sleep."

You put her under a blanket and you carefully get in next to her. She's lucky this a huge bed, but even then she's basically ontop of your arm.

Roll me a 1d20 to see who falls asleep first... You, or her.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>495584

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>495584

16

Great Success!

After a few minutes she falls asleep, and you get out of bed. You also make sure to lock the door behind you, so she can't do anything else to get her in harms way.

You however, still feel the need to rant about Dariusz, and eventually you find Kutyvoka talking to Tytus about something. Tytus waves his head and goes away while you go up to Kutyvoka.

"S-stojan? Is something wrong?"

Actions.

>I'm a little pissed off, yes.
>So, how are you getting along with my family?
>What were you and Tytus talking about?
>...Come on my little pet, you're going to cuddle with me while I rant.
>...Huh? Nevermind...
>Write-In

>>495613
>>...Come on my little pet, you're going to cuddle with me while I rant.

"Come on, you're coming with me Kutyvoka."

"W-what?"

"You're going to cuddle with me while I rant again."

"R-right."

You grab her and haul her off to your bed. It seems Ivanka left earlier and you plop down on the bed, and proceed to let her cuddle up to you.

"S-so what's this about?"

"...My older brother, Dariusz."

"You have an older brother?"

"I don't even fucking like him one bit. He's an asshole."

"...Erh, not to be rude but your definitions of disliking someone also extended to the neighbors, who were pretty nice people."

Actions.

>Doesn't matter, I have their pool.
>I'm ranting, stop interrupting!
>Well, I don't particularly want to kill my brother, if that's what your saying.
>I wouldn't mind if my brother was killed or enslaved to my will, if that's what your saying. Because he's a fucking asshole.
>Ivanka was hungry, so I just let her eat some people. Is that so wrong?
>Write-In

>>495662
>Well, I don't particularly want to kill my brother, if that's what your saying.

>>495662
>Well, I don't particularly want to kill my brother, if that's what your saying.
>He's also gone far away, so that's something at least

"Well, I don't want to kill my brother if that's what your saying."[/b]

"Continue."

"But my older brother is a complete asshat, he managed to go to college, got his degrees, moved to America, that sort of thing."

"So you hate him because he's got more things then you?"

"I'm not done! He's an asshole, he fucking... Every Easter, whenever my family would go to church he kept spilling wine on my clothes on purpose! For twenty years straight! Since I was literally a baby! Not to mention he commonly made fun of me, stole two of my girlfriends, and even took my cat from me!"

"...Cat?"

"Our farm had a cat who used to claw at my ankles a lot. I called him Mat, since he commonly laid on the ground right by the welcome mat, and you know what Dariusz does? He charms the cat and it stops clawing me! And even though that sounds like a good thing, it just ignored me! Then, whenever I would go to the school he would put the cat in my bag! I'm not even joking!"

"...He just sounds like a trickster."

"Yeah. He's made it his life's goal to basically make fun of me..."

"Oh."

"I fucking miss my cat."

"Oh... Uh..."

"He's an asshole, Dariusz. He's always been better somehow. Either with women, or education, or just fucking over all."

"Have you tried telling him he's an asshole?"

"Yeah! But he was always friends with this obnoxious fucking rich kid, who helped him do this shit! Not to mention that kid one time put a fucking cherry bomb in my bag when I was going to school!"

"Jesus."

Actions.

>...Yeah, I don't like him. At all.
>Yeah... Can I get a hug?
>Hang on, I'm not done.
>Write-In

>>495732
>Hang on, I'm not done.

"Hang on... I'm not done."

"You aren't?"

"Hell, I could go all day describing how much of an asshole he is, from his rich friends and worse of all, his fucking jokes."

"Yeah..."

"But overall..."

Choices.

>...I try to tolerate it the best I can.
>I forgive him for his annoyances. He's family after all. (Stojan becomes more kind.)
>I would of beat the shit out of him if I was more strong when I was a human, but I want payback. (Stojan becomes more wrothful)
>...If anything, I'd like to have him as a werewolf so he has to follow my commands. Imagine the shit I could make him do...(Stojan becomes a little more wrothful)
>I want to ruin him. Permanently. But not kill him.
>Write-in

>>495812
>>I want to ruin him. Permanently. But not kill him.
I do this as I just like the idea of Punished Stojan

>>495812
>>...I try to tolerate it the best I can.
STOP THE EDGE

>>495812
>...I try to tolerate it the best I can.

Waiting ten more minutes anons.

"Well... I try to tolerate it the best I can."

"Oh."

"Yeah... He's still a part of my family, no matter how much I hate him."

"Yeah..."

"Thanks for listening. I just fucking hate that prick."

"Yeah... I would be angry too."

"You? Angry?"

"...Well... Good point."

"Thought so."

"...So why exactly did you bring your family over here?"

Actions.

>Because I want them to feel safe and make sure they aren't being corrupted by communist lies.
>Well... Mostly because I wanted to see if any of them wanted to become werewolves.
>I wanted to make my dad calm down.
>Just to test Ivanka, really.
>Write-In

>>495913
>Because I want them to feel safe and make sure they aren't being corrupted by communist lies.

>>495913
>Because I want them to feel safe and make sure they aren't being corrupted by communist lies.

"Well... Because I want them to feel safe and make sure they aren't being corrupted by communist lies."

"Oh."

"Besides, do I really need a reason to invite family members over?"

"I guess not."

"Yeah, I don't."

"Yeah... I don't really talk to my family much."

"Because you're my best pet?"

"...I'm not a pet."

"Oh, there there Cutie." You pat her on the head, softly.

"...Is that my new nickname or something?"

"Well, it might just be."

"...Damn it."

"Yeah... Anyways, thanks for listening."

"I know."

"You ask a lot of questions, you know."

"Well, it's because you're a mysterious man."

"Yeah. I guess so."

"So, Leopold's your friend?"

Actions.

>...Well, yeah. Of course he is.
>...Friend's a little liberal.
>Well, he's my best friend, I guess.
>...He's a part of this family, you know.
>Write-In

>>495970
>>...Well, yeah. Of course he is.

>>495970
>>Well, he's my best friend, I guess

"Well, yeah. Of course he is. Though there's a case to be made that he's my best friend.."

"I don't know why you'd be good friends with a Nazi, really..."

"What, is this because your Jewish?"

"Partially, yeah..."

Actions.

>Come on, he's fine for a nazi!
>...You do realize Daciana is also anti-Semitic, right?
>Then just don't mention your Jewish!
>You do realize I'm sort of a fascist, right?
>How can't you be friends with nazis?
>...Come on, you want a hug?
>Write-in

>>496026
>...You do realize Daciana is also anti-Semitic, right?

>>496026
>Come on, he's fine for a nazi!
>...You do realize Daciana is also anti-Semitic, right?
>Then just don't mention your Jewish! You don't have that long nose after all!

"You do realize that Daciana is also anti-Semitic, right?"

"...I know... It feels like your the only person here who won't hate me for my religion. Besides Ivanka, but she scares me..."

"Come on, don't mention your Jewish. You don't have that long of a nose after all."

"Don't joke about that... By Yahweh, I regret mention that to you."

"Besides, Leopold's a good guy for a nazi."

"So? He's still a Nazi."

Actions.

>Why do you regret mentioning your Jewish to me? I'm just making jokes.
>You take things too seriously when it comes to people mocking your faith.
>...Come on, I think you need a hug.
>Well, you could always try to hang out with Pelevina or Ivanka.
>What's stopping you from being Jewish and a Nazi? Leather would look great on you!
>You really need to stop believing the Holocaust, alright?
>Write-In

>>496083
>>What's stopping you from being Jewish and a Nazi? Leather would look great on you!
And give her a hug.

>>496083
>...Come on, I think you need a hug.
>Well, you could always try to hang out with Pelevina or Ivanka.

Waiting five more minutes anons.

>>496097
this, probably pele

"Come on, I think you need a hug."

You begin hugging her tightly, and she presses up against you.

"You could always try to hang out with Pelevina or Ivanka."

"...But they're communists. I don't like either nazis or communists."

Actions.

>Sucks to be you then.
>Come on, at least try. I bet you'd get along great with Pelevina.
>Begin to pet her!
>...Well, you always have me.
>Well, this is kinda the downside to lycanthropy. You don't really get a huge selection of friends.
>What, can you only be friends with god's chosen race?
>Write-In

>>496129
>...Well, you always have me.
>Werewolves are YHWH's chosen too you know

>>496129
>>Come on, at least try. I bet you'd get along great with Pelevina.

"Well... You always have me, you know."

"I guess that's true..."

"Besides, Werewolves are Yahweh's chosen too, you know."

"How?"

"Oh, that's easy..."

Actions.

>Our noses are technically more extended then a humans!
>I'll convince you, easy peasy. (Charisma, HARD)
>Moses was a member of WLM, you know. (Charisma, HARD)
>Well... Nevermind.
>Write-In

>>496183
>Well... Nevermind.
We wuz not kangz an shiet

>>496183
>I'll convince you, easy peasy. (Charisma, HARD)

>>496188
Why? Memelord Stojan best Stojan

>>496194
Cuz I was one of the anons who started the meme and like all memes it has slid into cringe worthy territory, especially for myself as I think the wehrwulf master race thing is getting a bit weird.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

rolling.

1=Nevermind.
2=Convince!

Roll me a 1d20+4 to convince.

Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>496231

Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>496231
>tfw when no /pol/ for werewolves
>Why live

Rolled 14 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>496231

Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>496231

Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>496231

Rolled 18 (1d20)

14+6=20

Border Check!

Roll me a 1d20 to not get stumped, I only accept the first roll though!

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>496251

>>496251
>>496257
Oh boy

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>>496257
Guess you anons just got stumped.

>>496264
I guess Stojan needs to find his own /pol/ group

Critical Failure!

"No, they aren't. We're abominations to Yahweh."

"What? Why?"

"Well, we eat humans..."

"You did it before you were a werewolf, Cutie."

"You wouldn't feed me anything else!"

"So?"

"Not to mention most of us are insane or crazy. Or essentially a giant puppy."

"What? Come on, I'm not insane or crazy."

"...Right. Well, I'm betting Ivanka is, along with probably me."

"Pelevina's pretty sane though."

"She's a communist, therefor insane."

"...True enough."

"So yeah..."

Actions.

>Well, don't worry. Eventually you'll get more and more friends as lycanthropy spreads!
>...Wait, were you referring to me as a giant puppy? Why does everyone do that?!
>Come on, I bet Karkmann has a reason for why everyone in this family is insane!
>Well, I'm going to see some friends I've had for a few years while I was locked up... If you want to you could come.
>...You don't think I'd go to hell, right?
>Write-In

>>496288
>>...You don't think I'd go to hell, right?

>>496288
>Well, don't worry. Eventually you'll get more and more friends as lycanthropy spreads!

>>496288
>Don't worry. I'll go to Germany and find you a friend if I must.

Kind of like the first option but saying we'll find a Lycanthrope friend just for her.

>>496288
>Well, don't worry. Eventually you'll get more and more friends as lycanthropy spreads!

"Come on, you'll get more and more friends as lycanthropy spreads!"

"...Well... Alright, I guess..."

"...But on a more serious note... You don't think I'd go to hell, right?"

"Well... I'm no catholic, but I'd guess so."

"Why?"

"Well, think about it. We eat and kill without a second thought, generally none of us are really religious, and generally we don't spare enemies... Like that time you went full on crazy."

Actions.

>...If that's true, why should I worship someone who's already condemned me to hell?
>...You know what? From now on, I'll try to be more nice and merciful. I want to get into heaven, after all. (Stojan becomes more religious and kind.)
>Well, who cares? Maybe Hell is a nice place.
>...I don't really care. I doubt I'll die soon anyways.
>Write-In

>>496312
>...You know what? From now on, I'll try to be more nice and merciful. I want to get into heaven, after all. (Stojan becomes more religious and kind.)

>>496312
>Well, who cares? Maybe Hell is a nice place.
>...I don't really care. I doubt I'll die soon anyways.

>>496312
>>...You know what? From now on, I'll try to be more nice and merciful. I want to get into heaven, after all. (Stojan becomes more religious and kind.)

>>496312
>Well, who cares? Maybe Hell is a nice place.
>...I don't really care. I doubt I'll die soon anyways.

"You know what? From now on, I'll try to be more nice and merciful. I want to get into heaven, after all."

"Wow. D-did I just convince you to be more nice towards your foes?"

"Of course you have, God willing, of course."

"Right..."

Actions

>...I think I should just limit myself to meat, instead of people. A sort of vegetarian diet of sorts. (Stojan will try not to eat people now.)
>Well, I don't have any particular plans. I'm just going to sleep now.
>I think I should hold off a little on the vodka... (Stojan will stop drinking as much.)
>I should probably remember my mother's words and stop swearing as much. (Stojan will swear less.)
>I think I should start going to church now. (Stojan will now go to church during timeskips)
>...I should probably read the bible. Maybe some scripture in there might be wise? (Stojan may occasionally say some scripture.)
>Just go to sleep...
>Write-In

>>496356
>>...I think I should just limit myself to meat, instead of people. A sort of vegetarian diet of sorts. (Stojan will try not to eat people now.)
I'm weary to think what might happen with human addiction

>>496356
>I think I should start going to church now. (Stojan will now go to church during timeskips)
>...I think I should just limit myself to meat, instead of people. A sort of vegetarian diet of sorts. (Stojan will try not to eat people now.)

Profanity and alcoholism are part of Stojans character. Although going on a diet isn't a bad idea. Just occasionally eat people like if they're enemies on the Battleifeld that get in our way.

>>496368
This.

"I think I should just limit myself to meat, instead of people. Kind of like a vegetarian diet."

"Huh. Well, I guess your dad would be proud."

"Actually, he would. He's a deacon."

"...That seems far-fetched."

"What? It's true."

"Erh... What exactly is your relation with your father anyways?"

Actions.

>Well, he's a little moralistic but he's a good guy.
>I don't particularly like or dislike him.
>I think Karkmann of a father figure, really...
>Well, I think he worries about me a lot, and for good reason.
>He's a strict and moralistic asshole.
>Write-In

>>496392
>Well, he's a little moralistic but he's a good guy.
Why don't you want Stojan to go to church? Are you atheist vegans or something?

"Well, he's a little moralistic but he's a good guy."

"...I-it's kinda funny that moralistic is bad thing to you."

"Erh... Well... It kind of is and kind of isn't."

"How?"

"Well, I don't really like moral superiority, but on the other hand it's nice to have a moral compass."

"Y-yeah..."

The two of you cuddle for a little bit... Then she says something.

"So, how the hell did you get to be so big?"

Actions.

>...Well, mostly by eating conscripts.
>Erh, I was always like this...
>What, do you want to be as big as me?
>Oh, you know. Heavy amounts of drugs.
>That's easy, I just ate random metal objects.
>Write-In

>>496471
>...Well, mostly by eating conscripts.

>>496471
>It's my diet. Although morally questionable, eating conscripts is a great way to get in shape.

>>496495
this. also insert the line a big guy for you :^)

"Well, it's my diet. Although morally questionable, eating conscripts is a great way to get in shape."

"...Huh."

"Yeah. It's tasty though... But I'm trying to stop eating as much."

"Yeah, you're pretty uh... Large."

"Large for you, maybe."

"Oh... Right."

"Ye-"

You hear a knock on the door.

"Who is it?"

"It is me, Doctor Karkmann."

Actions.

>...I'm busy here, Karkmann.
>Can you go away please?
>...Come in.
>Come and join us on my bed!
>Write-In

>>496508
>What is it?
>...Come in.

>>496508
>...Come in.

>>496508
>Come and join us on my bed!

"Come in, Karkmann."

The door opens, with Karkmann's still somewhat bruised face. He tosses a piece of paper on your bed and quickly leaves.

Actions.

>...Well, might as well read the piece of paper.
>No, whatever it is you don't want to read.
>...Karkmann might be still pissed off at you assaulting him earlier. Maybe you should get out of bed and catch him in the dungeon?
>Write-In

>>496524
>...Well, might as well read the piece of paper.

>>496524
>...Well, might as well read the piece of paper.

>>496524
>...Well, might as well read the piece of paper.

You read the piece of paper, which seems to be rather brief and just list how many more pounds it requires for an upgrade. It seems Karkmann was kind enough to put an exact amount of people, and it seems like about ten is how many you need to upgrade... Below, it seems in order to evolve you'll need to eat a hundred and twenty people. Huh.

"What's on that paper?"

Actions.

>Nothing.
>...Well, since you have a interest in getting bigger and stronger, why don't I take you down to Karkmann? He seems to have a list of many people you need to eat.
>Just my new diet.
>Write-In

>>496547
>...Well, since you have a interest in getting bigger and stronger, why don't I take you down to Karkmann? He seems to have a list of many people you need to eat.
>Just my new diet.

>>496547
>...Well, since you have a interest in getting bigger and stronger, why don't I take you down to Karkmann? He seems to have a list of many people you need to eat.
>Just my new diet.

This is like kewler and more edgy version of Steroids. I love it.

>>496547
I can't tell which is the edge choice, so I guess put me down for whatever anons are saying.

"Just my new diet. So, why don't I take you down to Karkmann to get fixed up?"

"Fixed up?"

"Well uh... Just how many people you need to eat.'

"Sure, I guess."

You and Kutyvoka get out of bed and head down to the dungeon... You knock on the door and Karkmann doesn't respond.

"Karkmann, open up!"

You hear snoring down in the dungeon...

Actions.

>Leave, he's sleeping.
>Kick the locked door down. (Strength, HARD)
>Maybe you can yell loud enough?
>...Pick the lock with one of your claws. (Agility)
>Maybe you can just shoot the lock off? (Machinegunning)
>Write-In

>>496580
>Leave, he's sleeping.

>>496580
>...Pick the lock with one of your claws. (Agility)

>>496584
Back to cuddling.

>>496580
>...Pick the lock with one of your claws. (Agility)

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Pick it!
2=Back to cuddling!

The dice gods are enthused by locks.
Roll me a 1d20+2

Rolled 3 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>496617

Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>496617
Inb4 we break our claws

Rolled 9 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>496617
Which this save

9+2=11

Failure!

You try to pick it but fail.

"This worked once, you know..."

"Why don't we just shout to wake him up?"

Actions.

>...Just go back to cuddling, enough of this.
>Kick the door down! (Strength)
>Maybe you can yell loud enough?
>This is easy. Shoot the door's lock off! (Machinegunning)
>Try the lock again! (Agility, HARD)
>Write-In

>>496649
>...Just go back to cuddling, enough of this.

>>496649
>>...Just go back to cuddling, enough of this.

You leave and head back to cuddle with Kutyvoka... She's so warm and soft, really...

After a little while you wake up again, apparently early in the morning to some more knocking. Kutyvoka is held tightly in your arms, and Ivanka is sleeping alone on the other side.

"Stojan?"
It's your mother's voice.

Actions.

>What is it?
>You can open the door mom.
>I'm busy here!
>...If she opens the door she might get the wrong idea. Maybe you should tell Kutyvoka to get under the covers or something.
>Readjust to cuddle along with Ivanka.
>Write-In

>>496663
>Readjust to cuddle along with Ivanka.
>You can open the door mom.

>>496663
>What is it?
>I'm busy here!

>>496670
this

>>496670
Supporting

You readjust to cuddle along with Ivanka.

"You can open the door mom."

She opens the door.

"Why are there two women in your bed?"

"O-oh... Well..."

Actions

>She's just uh... Crawled into here for some reason. Kutyvoka, please leave.
>Well, she's just my pet. No need for alarm.
>First, tell me why you're in here.
>I can sleep with as many women as I want to, mom!
>Write-In

>>496683
>Well, she's just my pet. No need for alarm.

>>496683
>Well, she's just my pet. No need for alarm.

>>496683
>Write in
>She got cold in the middle of the night and wanted to sleep here to stay warm

"Well, she's just my pet. No need for alarm."

"Pet?"

"Well, at one point she was my human pet, but now she's my werewolf pet."

"Stojan... You can't have people as pets."

"What? Why?"

"Besides it being morally wrong, unchristian and somewhat concerning?"

Actions.

>Come on, she likes it, don't you?
>...Mom, it's just a pet. She's adorable!
>Well... I guess...
>How is it concerning?
>She's not my slave if that's what your saying.
>...Don't tell anyone I did have a human pet at any point, alright? I don't need the press to hate me any more then they do now.
>Write-in

>>496703
>...Mom, it's just a pet. She's adorable!
>She's not my slave if that's what your saying.

>>496703
>Well... I guess...
>She's not my slave if that's what your saying.

>>496703
>She's not my slave if that's what your saying

>>496703
>Well... I guess...

>>496706
This

"Mom, it's just a pet. She's adorable! And she's not my slave, if that's what your saying."

"What's going on?"

"My mom just uh... Entered. Why are you in here anyways?"

"I was going to tell you that we were going back home."

"Really? That soon?"

"Yes, and when I come back I expect your little pet to be gotten rid of. Understood?"

"...Yes mom..."

"Good."

She goes over and gives you a hug and a kiss, and leaves the room.

"So... When can we go back home?" says Kutvoka.

Actions.

>...Well, soon.
>Well, this is our new home. We had to flee the country, remember?
>Well... I think we should get some more lycanthropes and return, after all.
>...I think we shouldn't head home. Ruling's too much work and I personally want to explore the world.
>...How about when I evolve or whatever?
>Write-in

>>496735
>...I think we shouldn't head home. Ruling's too much work and I personally want to explore the world.
Our dad's probably a better ruler than us anyway.

>>496735
>...I think we shouldn't head home. Ruling's too much work and I personally want to explore the world.
>...How about when I evolve or whatever?
Ruling is boring, let's travel and find some hidden Nazi gold and evolve on the way

>>496738
Supporting.

>>496735
>...Well, soon.

"Eh... Well, ruling's pretty fucking boring. Not enough vodka or anything."

"Oh."

"...So, why the hell don't we explore?"

"Explore?"

"Well, yeah!"

"...I'm sort of confused now..."

Actions.

>We won't be gone for very long.
>I don't intend on really coming back, alright?
>Well, first I have some friends I should talk to... I just got a letter from them after all.
>...Well, it seems obvious Ritter's from a different world. Why don't we try to figure out how he got here?
>I kinda want to explore Berlin, of course.
>Write-In

>>496759
>Well, first I have some friends I should talk to... I just got a letter from them after all.
>...Well, it seems obvious Ritter's from a different world. Why don't we try to figure out how he got here?

>>496759
>Well, first I have some friends I should talk to... I just got a letter from them after all.
>...Well, it seems obvious Ritter's from a different world. Why don't we try to figure out how he got here?

>>496759
>...Well, it seems obvious Ritter's from a different world. Why don't we try to figure out how he got here?
>I kinda want to explore Berlin, of course.

>>496759
>Well, first I have some friends I should talk to... I just got a letter from them after all.
>...Well, it seems obvious Ritter's from a different world. Why don't we try to figure out how he got here?

"Well, first I have some friends I want to talk to... I'll be back in a little while, ok?"

"Alright."

You leave her and get into the truck and begin driving towards the address...

After a little while, you see that it's in fact, a small farm... You pull up beside it, and go up to the door. You see a small old-fashioned truck, and a small well. You knock on the door, and... Richard answer the door.

"By Jove! You're a big one!"

"For you, maybe."

"Well, nice to see you again, Stojan! And I see you've got a pair of pants with you!"

"...Right."

"Aeetius, get your crocket moving!"

Aeetius, the greek goes up to you.

"...Huh. It is you."

"Where's Borovik?"

"Sleeping, of course!"

"...So uh, I doubt you guys bought this land."

"Oh, it's easy! We found it abandoned!"

"...Abandoned?"

"Yes, the original owners were long gone, so we took residence here!"

Actions.

>Isn't that illegal?
>Can you let me in? Please?
>...I'm starving. Could you guys give me some steak or something?
>Nice to see you guys again, after the whole nazi imprisonment thing. Give them a bear hug.
>...You guys want to be werewolves?
>Write-In

>>496784
>...You guys want to be werewolves?

>>496784
>Nice to see you guys again, after the whole nazi imprisonment thing. Give them a bear hug.
>...You guys want to be werewolves?

>>496784
>...You guys want to be werewolves?

Moar frens!

"Hey, you guys want to be werewolves?"

"Erh... Excuse me, but did you say werewolves?"

Actions.

>Of course I did!
>Bite down on his arm! (Agility)
>Yeah! I'm here to give to a limited time offer! (Charisma, HARD)
>Erh, no. Nevermind.
>Borovik lied then, he said your Polish was better.
>Write-In

>>496811
>Yeah! I'm here to give to a limited time offer! (Charisma, HARD)

>>496811
>Yeah! I'm here to give to a limited time offer! (Charisma, HARD)

Roll me a 1d20+2. Additional +2 if you can give a good sales pitch!

Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>496817
With this limited time offer not only can you get enhanced strength and speed but also become handsome!

Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>496817

"Of course! I'm here to give a limited time offer, order now and you can not only get enhanced strength, enhanced speed, and also become as handsome as I am!"

"W-what? Well, I guess?" He seems a little confused.

"Great!"

Actions.

>Bite down on his arm. Might as well do it the fast way before anyone realizes.
>Just scratch him. It's a little slow.
>Ask if he's sure or not. You were really vague after all.
>...Actually, I want some human friends.
>Write-In

>>496833
>Ask if he's sure or not. You were really vague after all.

>>496833
>Bite down on his arm. Might as well do it the fast way before anyone realizes.

>>496833
>Bite down on his arm. Might as well do it the fast way before anyone realizes.

You bite straight down on his arm, and he yells and panics!

"H-he bit me!"

Aeetius seems to be reaching for a pistol, and you gently throw Richard to the side. Aeetius seems to mutter something in Greek as he fumbles for a pistol.

Actions.

>We're friends! Why do you want to shoot me?
>Bite down on him as well!
>Just scratch him!
>Go straight for the decapitation. You never liked the Greek anyways.
>Write-In

>>496850
>We're friends! Why do you want to shoot me?
>Bite down on him as well!

>>496850
>>Bite down on him as well!

May as well commit to it.

"We're friends! Why do you want to shoot me?"

He fires two shots past your head, but you grab him and bite his arm, and throw him to the side. Both of them groan in pain and you hear a yell from upstairs. Most likely Borovik.

Actions.

>Wait for your two friends to transform, then go after him.
>No use in waiting, go for him now.
>Shout that everything's fine and that there was just a misfire. (Charisma, VERY HARD)
>Write-in

>>496867
>No use in waiting, go for him now.

>>496867
>Wait for your two friends to transform, then go after him.

Jesus anons, why are we being such assholes to our friends?

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Wait for friends!
2=Go after him now!

>>496876
Stojan is longing for his former companions but he can't bring himself to consider himself human when he is not. At least that's how I kind of see it.

You go up the stairs to Borovik, and a shot goes immediately over your head, and you duck instinctively. Judging from the rapid fire, it seems Borovik has himself a sub-machine gun, and you charge up the stairs. You feel a few bullets whizz past you, and feel one scrape your ear, but he's easily in grab distance now, and seems to be terrified.

Actions

>Give him a hug, it's been a while!
>Bite down on him!
>Apologize for infecting his and your friends.
>Write-In

>>496885
Makes more sense, it's just after last thread how we were dicks to Karkmann.

>>496894
>Give him a hug, it's been a while!
>Bite down on him!

>>496894
>Give him a hug, it's been a while!
>Bite down on him!

You grab him, send his weapon to the floor, and hug him... Then take a chunk out of his shoulder and drop him to the ground.

Actions.

>Stay with Borovik, he's your friend after all!
>No, you should go down to Richard and Aeetius, they've probably already completed transformation.
>Grab him and haul him downstairs!
>Just apologize for infecting him. He can't respond after all.
>Write-in

>>496910
>Grab him and haul him downstairs!
I'm gonna have so many fun adventures with you guys!

>>496910
>write in
Give into your beastly urge

>>496916
Erh, beastly erge?

And if it's rape, fuck you no. I'm vetoing that.

>>496914
This.

>>496910
>Grab him and haul him downstairs!

"I'm gonna have so many fun adventures with you guys!"

He groans in pain and you haul him downstairs with the others.

"...Erh... Feels like I've been hit with a sledgehammer to the dome. What about you, Aeetius?"

"...Ow."

"Good enough... Goo- By the queen, why do I have claws?"

You dump Borovik at your feet.

Actions.

>I've missed you guys! Now you're like me, but less handsome!
>So uh... Sorry about infecting you guys. It's just a nervous habit.
>Force all of them into a bear hug!
>You guys won't believe what I did while we've been apart!
>Richard, Aeetius, and Borovik, you're all werewolves! Yay!
>Write-In
>Write-in

>>496937
>Force all of them into a bear hug!
>You guys won't believe what I did while we've been apart!

You grab all of them into a bear hug, happy and wagging your tail.

"You guys won't believe what I did while we've been apart!"

"By my word... Stojan?"

"You remember me, Richard!"

"...Why are you hugging me? And why am I covered in fur?"

It seems they've completed their transformation.

Actions.

>Just uh... Stop hugging them. Now it's awkward.
>Because you're a werewolf! All of you are!
>Shut up! I'm trying to express emotion here!
>...Sorry about infecting you guys. Just a nervous habit.
>Write-In

>>496953
>Because you're a werewolf! All of you are!

You hug them tightly.

"Because you're werewolves! All of you!"

Borovik speaks up.

"I didn't invite you here... To make us werewolves..."

Actions.

>Come on, we'll have so much fun together you guys won't even believe it!
>...Well, sorry then.
>So? You're a part of the fuzzy master race!
>Haul them out to the truck and drive back home.
>Write-In

>>496962
>So? You're a part of the fuzzy master race!
>Come on, we'll have so much fun together you guys won't even believe it!

"So? You're a part of the fuzzy master race! Besides, we'll have so much fun together you guys won't even believe it!"

You let go of them and they go to the floor.

"Holy cripes!" says Richard.

"See? It's cool isn't it?"

"Why the hell? Why?!"

"Come on, after a while you'll be thanking me!"

"Why would I thank you? I never asked for this!"

"Well, you agreed..."

"After you confused the living tar out of me!"

"Well, you're my friends and it's my duty to make you all like me more."

Aeetius groans.

"...Why can't I shoot you?"

It seems he's aiming a pistol at your back, but it seems he can't fire it.

Actions.

>That's because we're such great friends that your mind can't even bring itself to harm me!
>Well... You might suffer a little bit of mind control. Just a little.
>Well, why don't all of us get in the car and get some food? And no, I don't mean people, I mean great food.
>Oooh, cool pistol! Can I have it?
>Grab the gun and break it.
>Write-In

>>496978
>That's because we're such great friends that your mind can't even bring itself to harm me!

"That's because we're such great friends that your mind can't even bring itself to harm me!"

Richard gets up.

"Well... I suppose gentlemen there's no dawdling on it now."

Aveetius seems a little skeptic, and Borovik seems to realize something.

"Wait a minute... Don't we need to eat human flesh comrade?"

"Well... Yes?"

"...Goddamn it."

"Come on, how much will eating people really change us?"

"Hopefully not a lot."

"Well... We'll cross that bridge when we come to it. I suppose."

"Yeah, take Richard's advice. It's a lot better if you don't think about it too much."

The rest of them sigh.

"...Well, I guess... At least Conrad wasn't here."

'Conrad? Where is he?"

"...Gh... I can't disobey... He and the rest of the ex-prisoners are in a NATO camp a mile away from here."

"Damn, I missed his spicy sausage. He was a great cook when we got more rations then usual."

Richard laughs a little.

"Heh, I bet you did."

"Goddamn it, I fell for that one."

"Yeah... So uh... Just double checking, we don't have to eat people, right?"

Actions.

>Oh yeah, we might be doing that soon though.
>Well, I know someone who can make a serum to make you not eat people.
>Well, let's head to the castle, I've got a lot to show you.
>...Let's get Conrad! I missed that German!
>Write-In

>>496997
>Well, I know someone who can make a serum to make you not eat people.

"Well, I know someone who can make a serum to make you not have to eat people."

"Really? Then by Jove, we must get it!"

"...Well, glad to see all of you are on board. Let's get going then!"

"They follow you, and you drive back towards the castle.

"So, uh... Why did you infect us anyways?"

Actions.

>Well, when I left you guys I forgot, but now I remembered!
>Well, I need everyone I can trust to help me try to make the world lycanthropes!
>Because it's just a little weird for me to talk to friends who aren't werewolves. I hope you all understand.
>...Because I can hug you more harder without breaking anyones back!
>I don't need a reason, alright?
>Write-In

>>497072
>>Well, when I left you guys I forgot, but now I remembered!

Back anons.

"Well, when I left you guys I forgot, but now I remembered to infect you."

"That's kind of an asshole move, comrade." says Borovik.

"So? We'll have so much fun together!"

"...Sorry comrades for inviting Stojan."

"What? You guys don't want to hang out with me?"

"Comrade, you infected us into looking like wolves. I do not consider that a friendly thing."

"Come on, eventually it'll be the new fashion trend!"

"Erh, what?"

Actions.

>...Oh uh, nevermind. I didn't say anything.
>Well, eventually the whole world will be cuddly werewolves, and everyone will be happy forever!
>What? I just want to conquer the world, like anyone else would.
>Guys, why don't I make it up to you?
>Change the subject.
>Write-in

>>497884
>>Guys, why don't I make it up to you?

"Guys, why don't I make it up to you?"

"How?"

Actions.

>...Well, uh... We could get food somewhere. I think I have my crown with me, so chances are they'll give it on the house.
>Well, I'll introduce you to my family, they love meeting new werewolves!
>Well, by make it up I mean I'm sorry about the whole thing. I'm just not really good at talking to humans.
>Well, nevermind.
>Write-in

>>497910
>>Well, by make it up I mean I'm sorry about the whole thing. I'm just not really good at talking to humans.
>...Well, uh... We could get food somewhere. I think I have my crown with me, so chances are they'll give it on the house.

>>497910
>...Well, uh... We could get food somewhere. I think I have my crown with me, so chances are they'll give it on the house.
>Well, I'll introduce you to my family, they love meeting new werewolves!

"Come on, we'll get some food, and uh... Well, I'm sorry about the whole infecting you thing. I'm just not very good at talking to humans... And maybe after this I'll show you my family."

"How the hell does that work? The part about not being able to talk to humans?"

"Erh... Well, when you eat a lot of people it's kind of hard to relate to them."

"...Please tell me your idea of getting food isn't to eat people?"

Actions

>Oh yeah, it is.
>Well, you get stronger if you do... So yes?
>Well, for you guys we'll just get some normal people food.
>Well, I'm on a diet. So don't worry about it.
>Write-in

>>497939
>Well, for you guys we'll just get some normal people food.
>Well, I'm on a diet. So don't worry about it.

>>497939
>Well, I'm on a diet. So don't worry about it.
Although humans are of great nutritional value and can help get your fit.

"Well, I'm on a diet. So don't worry about it... Besides, we'll just get some normal people food."/

"Diet?"

"Yeah, conscript tends to add a LOT to your weight... And don't tell my wife, but she's rather... Fat."

"You have a wife now?"

Actions.

>Yeah, along with an adopted daughter, a pet, a Romanian fascist, and I think that's it. Oh, and a nazi as a best friend... So yeah.
>Yeah. She's hot.
>...Yeah, just don't mention humans around her, she can get a little... Hungry.
>Write-In

>>497957
>>Yeah, along with an adopted daughter, a pet, a Romanian fascist, and I think that's it. Oh, and a nazi as a best friend... So yeah.

"Yeah, along with an adopted daughter, a pet, a Romanian fascist... And I think that- Oh wait, and a nazi as a best friend. So yeah."

"I'm not even surprised." says Borovik.

"Stojan, why in the bloody hell do you have a nazi as a friend, along with a fascist?" says Richard.

Actions.

>Huh? Well, nazis are pretty cool.
>I don't really care for ideology.
>Well, he's dating the Romanian. So yeah.
>...He's really cool, you guys will love him.
>Write-in

>>497957
>>Yeah, along with an adopted daughter, a pet, a Romanian fascist, and I think that's it. Oh, and a nazi as a best friend... So yeah.

Just don't refer to others as things that might come off as bizarre. Just call Leopold and Daciana a German and Romanian respectively and don't call Kutyvoka a pet.

>>497979
>I don't really care for ideology.
If anything's been proven in this quest it's that Stojan holds people together through willpower and Werewolf memes, and could really give a shit about politics as long as he doesn't get killed.

>>497979
>I don't really care for ideology.

>>497989
This, Stojan's ideology is meme worship

"Well, I don't really care for ideology. So long as I don't get killed."

"Right..."

"Well, with that done... Why don't we pull to that place?"

After an hour of general carousing and eating at a restaurant, you leave with your friends and are generally intoxicated and full.

However, thanks to your slavic discipline in drinking vodka, you run no risk of a car crash like weak westerners. Yay!

Eventually you return home with your friends, who are still somewhat confused and adjusting... So you tell them to go down into the dungeon to get a shot from Karkmann. You hear a yell of recognition and hear Karkmann once again, being beat up. However, right now is not the time to care, as you have bigger questions... Such as finding out where the hell Ritter came from.

You find Ritter standing solitary in a hallway, not really doing much.

"HELLO, STOJAN."

Actions.

>Hey, you need a friend to hang out with? You seem pretty lonely.
>...So just wondering, where exactly did you come from? I can tell this isn't our technology, you're probably from a different world.
>Come on, hug! I missed you for the few hours we were apart!
>Write-In

>>498017
>You hear a yell of recognition and hear Karkmann once again, being beat up.
Wait why is he getting beat up?

>...So just wondering, where exactly did you come from? I can tell this isn't our technology, you're probably from a different world.

>>498024
Nazi doctor that experimented on you (and likely others), these guys recognized him from the bunker you were kept in.

>>498017
>...So just wondering, where exactly did you come from? I can tell this isn't our technology, you're probably from a different world.

>>498027
forget they knew him

"So just wondering, where exactly did you come from? I can tell this isn't our technology, so you're probably from a different world."

"CLASSIFIED INFORMATION."

"Come on... Really?"

"YES."

Actions.

>Come on, I'm high-ranking in the uh... Draconis Vulkaris? (Charisma, VERY HARD)
>Seriously? Don't make me go into your memory banks and take it out myself. (Intimidation, VERY HARD)
>I'll uh... Well, I'll find it myself then.
>Write-In

>>498042
>Seriously? Don't make me go into your memory banks and take it out myself. (Intimidation, VERY HARD)

Roll me a 1d20+2

Rolled 9 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>498066

9+2=11

Great Failure!

"Seriously? Don't make me go into your memory banks and take it out myself."

"IS THAT A THREAT?" His eyes begin to glow red.

Actions.

>N-no. Nevermind.
>Yeah, it is. (Begin Fight)
>Well, how about you tell me, or I just leave you here to rot? (Intimidation, VERY HARD, RISKY)
>Please? Come on, you don't work for them anymore. At least, I hope so. (Charisma, VERY HARD)
>Write-In

>>498106
>>Please? Come on, you don't work for them anymore. At least, I hope so. (Charisma, VERY HARD)

Roll me a 1d20+2

Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>498119

Since I don't think other anons are alive feel free to roll two more times Hare.

Rolled 9 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>498119
Got it, don't think rolls can get worse anyway...

Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>498119

13+2=15

Failure!

"Come on, please? You don't work for them anymore, at least I hope so."

"INCORRECT QUERY. I DO IN FACT STILL WORK FOR THEM."

"What? Come on, I thought we were friends."

"FRIENDS IS KEBAB WORD AND IRRELEVANT TO CURRENT SITUATION."

"Seriously?"

"YES. WHY WOULDN'T I BE SERIOUS?"

"Goddamn it."

Actions.

>Fine then, I'll just find out where you came from myself.
>...Fine then, maybe I'll fight you and personally extract your memory to find out where the fuck I'm supposed to go. (Begin Fight)
>Write-In

Anons?

Bumping once more into the breach.

>>498153
>Fine then, I'll just find out where you came from myself.

>>498153
>...Fine then, maybe I'll fight you and personally extract your memory to find out where the fuck I'm supposed to go. (Begin Fight)
Just don't kill him please

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Fine then.
2=I'll fight you

>>498346
Disaster averted.

"Fine then..."

You leave Ritter who goes back to resting. You can't help but feel a little pissed off, and so you decide to begin searching where you first found Ritter...

Roll me a 1d20+1 to see if you can find anything out.

Rolled 15 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>498354

Rolled 2 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>498354

15+1=16

Minor Success!

After some searching, you find a hidden door beneath the pedestal where the book is, surrounded by the statues... A staircase reveals itself and moves the pedestal back, and you feel freezing cold, whatever is down there must be fucking freezing.

Actions

>Well, even if it might be cold your still going down there.
>...You should probably grab that Vulkaris book or whatever. It could be valuable!
>Fuck it, go back. You didn't come this far to freeze your hide off.
>Write-In

>>498373
>Well, even if it might be cold your still going down there.

You begin to go down the stairs, where you are forced to watch your step or risk falling due to the ice on the stairwell. Eventually you reach the bottom, and see a sort of blue portal, snow surrounding it. It's however cloudy and you see what seems to be the remains of a stone structure surrounded by snow and... Mountains? How the fuck did something like this get here?

Actions.

>Nope, turn back!
>...Oooh, what happens if you throw something through it?
>Go into it!
>You need to get someone and show them this! It's cool!
>Write-In

>>498429
>You need to get someone and show them this! It's cool!

You decide you need to get someone and show them this! Even if it might be fucking freezing!

Actions.

>Just get everyone!
>Nah, you have a few specifics in mind... (Specify)
>...Maybe you and your friends should just go through it?
>Write-in

>>498458
Cutie and Kark, Daci, Leo.

You head upstairs, making sure to get Kutyvoka, Karkmann, Daciana, and Leopold.

Karkmann has a few *more* bruises, but seems to be fine. Eventually you drag them downstairs.

"So what is this, Heer Stojan?"

"It's a... Thing!"

"I-It's fucking freezing." Daciana says.

"Fraulein, I'm right here."

Leopold gives Daciana a sort of warming hug, and she goes still, but then blushes a little.

"Well, if you two lovebirds are done, we've got to find a way through this thing!

Actions

>Someone, go first!
>I'll go first!
>Nah, I just wanted to show you guys this.
>...Is this a group hug? I love group hugs!
>Write-In

>>498509
>>I'll go first!

You go first into the... Portal?

As you emerge, you feel a shortness of breath, enough so where you hit the ground, trying to get as much air as possible. Wherever you are, it's high up.
You look from the ground and see that you are in fact, ontop of a mountain. Below you seems to be plains, and to your left seems to be a stone structure.

Actions.

>Try to stand, you can do it. (Determination, HARD)
>Just wait to acclimate to the mountain.
>Try to crawl back into the portal!
>Maybe you can enter the ruins of the stone structure?
>Crawl down the mountains!
>Try to yell something back towards the portal! (Specify)
>Write-In

>>498598
>Maybe you can enter the ruins of the stone structure?

>>498598
>>Try to yell something back towards the portal! (Specify)
Come on through!

>>498601
And this.

You yell something back towards the portal, but it's somewhat hard to hear from all the wind. So you crawl towards the ruins of the stone structure. You manage to slink up against a wall, exhausted from crawling.

Inside seems to be desolate ruins, nothing of real value seems to be here, but it makes a comfortable place to rest from the wind and cold.

Eventually everyone comes through but doesn't exactly suffer from a similar condition to yours. Karkmann deduces that because of your weight and size that gravity's basically giving you the middle finger, and that his best advice would be to travel down the mountain as fast as possible before you lose proper circulation.

Actions.

>...Go down the mountain, it might take a while but it's better then freezing to death.
>...Maybe you should peek over the side of the mountain, and scout out the surrounding area?
>You can stand... Right? (Determination, HARD)
>Go back through the portal!
>Write-In

>>498633
>Go back through the portal!
Have Stojan hang out with his friends while Leopold, Daciana and Karkmann stay here to explore.

>>498650
Also send Kuty back with Stojan.

"Well, I guess I better go back. Kutyvoka, help me up..."

Stojan and Kutyvoka go back through the portal...

Anons, select your PoV!

>Karkmann!
>Leopold!
>Daciana? Daciana.

>>498633
>...Go down the mountain, it might take a while but it's better then freezing to death.

>>498665
>Leopold!

>>498665
>>Daciana? Daciana.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Leopold!
2=Daciana!

Leopold it is!

"So, what the he-hell are we supposed to do? It's freezing!"

"E-easy, we go down the mountain. Where we won't die of frostbite."

You can't help but agree, and begin to descend down the mountain...

Anons, roll me a 1d20 for how well this will go.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>498689

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>498689

18

Good Success!

You go down the mountain without incident, and eventually get in a forest, with regular woodland creatures you'd see from Europe... Maybe you're still in Europe?

For the next hour you wander through, carefully mapping... Then you come to what seems to be a dirt road, with a sort of signpost pointing in three direction, with one of the paths becoming paved... The second one remaining a dirt road, and the third one just vanishing after a point, no doubt abandoned to the wilderness.

Actions.

>Follow the pathed path.
>Follow the dirt path.
>Follow the faded path.
>...You should just head back.
>Wander the forests some more.

>>498703
>Follow the dirt path.

>>498706
This.

You begin to follow the dirt path, and after even more walking, and Karkmann's complaining, with the day turning to early night, you see a fire up ahead, with about four armed men in... Chain mail surrounding it. A cart pulled by a horse is next to the fire...

Actions.

>You should try to sneak up to them. (Agility)
>Maybe you should just stay away...
>Sneak towards the cart. (Agility)
>...Eh, just yell hello or something.
>Put your hands up and go towards them. You come in peace!
>...Get out your gun.
>Write-In

>>498735
>...Get out your gun.
>You should try to sneak up to them. (Agility)

Roll me a 1d20

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>498765

17

Good Success!

You sneak up behind them, drawing your gun and your fairly sure they haven't noticed you. Daciana looks at you, with a look you've seen before. She whispers softly into your ears.

"Let's NOT kill them, alright? We're not psychopaths in the woods or something."

Actions

>...Not even a little?
>Come on, I'm hungry.
>I didn't intend on that, fraulein.
>Only if they fight back, we just can't take any chances.
>Ignore her.
>Write-in

>>498784
>>I didn't intend on that, fraulein.

>>498784
>I didn't intend on that, fraulein.
>Only if they fight back, we just can't take any chances.

"I didn't intend on it, fraulein..."

You sneak up behind one of the men, who seems to have a halberd on his shoulder. The rest of the men have left and are apparently sleeping in a tent.

Actions.

>Bite him in order to infect him. (Agility, Strength)
>Grab him! (Strength)
>Try to knock him out. (Strength)
>Pounce him! (Agility)
>Shoot him. (Assault Rifles)
>Poke him on the shoulder.
>Write-In

>>498805
>>Try to knock him out. (Strength)

>>498805
>Try to knock him out. (Strength)

Roll me a 1d20+2

Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>498821

Critical Success!

You knock him the fuck out with your fist, sending him to the ground, silently and he begins to snore. He's fine, right?

The rest of his friends seem to be sleeping in a tent...

Actions.

>Get everyone together and grab them while they're sleeping. (Agility)
>Well, grab a stick from the fire and toss it into the tent. Toasty.
>Wake the unconscious man, you just wanted to talk.
>...Drag them out of the tent one at a time. (Agility)
>Maybe you should just see what the cart's carrying?
>Write-In

>>498833
>>...Drag them out of the tent one at a time. (Agility)

Roll me another 1d20