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Ok guys, let's do an irl quest! I'll be the main character and post pictures of my actions, determined by you anons!
RULES:
TURN (left, right, about): I shall turn in increments of 90 degrees to the left, right, or behind me and take a photo.
INVESTIGATE (object): I will take a photo of the thing in question (or simply give a description if it is a person) and describe it.
GET (object): I will pick up the item if possible, but I will not steal.
Other than that, I will follow most commands and always add a photo. However, I will not do anything that will easily get me arrested (i.e. public indecency, theft, trespass, assault, etc) but I will do stupid LEGAL things in public.
Let's begin!
>I wake up and sit up. I seem to be in some sort of forest. The bugs are loud. With me is a cigarette pack with three smokes, some weed in a tube with a one-hitter, and a lighter. I also have a little money. What do I do?
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>>487981
turn left
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>>487988
There are some funny patterns on those rocks over there. Wonder what that could be?
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>>487992
Shout help
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>>487992
Oh shit, fucking easter eggs. Pick one up.
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>>487998
The scream echoes into the silence. You shout again. To your left, you notice a Powerade bottle.
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>>488000
>I walk over to pick up the Easter eggs, only to notice they aren't eggs at all! Somebody has painted a bunch of ghosts onto these rocks! How adorable! My thoughts of needing help have vanished completely. These are awesome.
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>>488008
Follow the trail of ghosts!
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>>488010
>I walk as far down as I can go before I meet a wall of rocks. There I see a prophetic phrase on the wall: "Pussy Pussy puss Marijuana".
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>>488011
>The Avatar lights up a smoke out of boredom. +1 action point! The next poster gets to choose two actions! 2 smokes remaining.
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>>488022
Light a leaf on fire
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>>488030
>the Avatar lights the leaf, but it doesn't burn too well because it's wet.
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Walk right for exactly 2 minutes.
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>>488037
>the ground slopes down sharply to the right of the Avatar, so he turns around and walks back the way he came instead. In front of him is a road that leads down and to the left.
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>>488041
Also to the left is a staircase!
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>>488043
>to the right is a little fire pit. I guess this place is the Wasteland.
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Read the writing on the wall...
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The Avatar's phone is at 10%! Auto-return time! The Avatar begins down the staircase to return to his car.
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>>488046
>The writing by the fire pit reads "no gods, no masters", "wasteland", and has an image of a rave smiley. The Avatar continues his return to his car to charge his phone.
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>>488049
The Avatar passes through the Badlands and enters the Enchanted Path. He's turning left at the crossroads.
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>>488053
The Avatar continues along this path. +20 xp for exploration. 100 to level up.
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>>488056
>up ahead, there is another crossroads. The Avatar turns left to return to his car.
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>>488057
>the Avatar passes the Pavilion, Shady Creek, and the Newbie Training Grounds to the Field of Celebration. (Newbie training grounds are off limits as they are full of children).
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>>488057
Start jerking off
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>>488063
+40 XP for exploration. 60 XP total.
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>>488063
Start jogging for a bit
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>>488065
That violates public indecency rule! The Avatar is now at his car. Where will he go?
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>>488070
Go to a nearby shopping
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Go home.
Let's have this man fish then eat the fish he catches.
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>>488068
Whew! +10 XP for total of 70. Thirst level 1. Avatar is at his car.
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>>488071
>the Avatar is on his way to a shopping center!
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>>488083
Buy condoms, rope, duct tape, a baseball ball, gloves, and trash bags. When the cashier looks at you, wink at them.
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>>488086
Inventory is only $5! We are at the shopping center! Money is awarded for leveling up. +10 XP for exploration, total 80. Thirst level 1. Inventory $5.
>Stores: firehouse subs, RadioShack, model train store, music gear shop, GameStop, Kroger, and what you see in the photo.
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>>488088
>next poster gets two actions!
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>>488094
Enter the shopping centre and find a potion of "quench mild thirst"
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>>488094
>thirst level 2
>double AP
>80 XP
>inventory: 1 smoke, weed (is fictitious and acts as a game item to give me one round of free will), $5.
It's hot in this car guys.
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>>488103
>quench mild thirst are as follows. Quench moderate thirst is water/lemonade, and quench serious thirst is Gatorade. They remove 1, 2, or 3 levels of thirst respectively:
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>>488111
Grab a gatorade potion
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>>488113
>Powersde will have to do. A new enemy appears! Options for combat with argumentative food stamp lady: Diplomacy, Verba Combat, or Patience. Roll even to get and choose your action.
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>>488117
Character sheet. To pull up sheet at any time type STATUS
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Rolled 1 (1d2)
>>488117
Patience
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>>488128
Patience wears me out and I go to a different register. No XP earned.
However I am outside.
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>>488131
If 12:45 hits with no commands, the Avatar will use one unit of weed and take a free action.
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>>488135
Look around
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>>488148
>Avatar is driving around exploring. Near him is a smoke shop but he was planning to go to a pizza place. You Players are in charge though.
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>>488150
>Mount Kraken looms in the distance. Legend has it that an item of great power resides at the top.
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>>488167
SET SAIL TO MOUNT KRAKEN!
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>>488173
>We're going to mount Kraken! But first, the Avatar stops at Marco's Pizza! Do we buy anything?
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>>488179
>uh oh! Zombie! You get the initiative. To attack with unarmed strike DC is 13 (roll d20), to flee is DC 11. Your defense is 12.
All items are available.
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Rolled 4 (1d20)
>>488190
Smite the unholy
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>>488195
dice+1d20
dice+1d2-1
You're stuck in a corner and it lurches under your punch, lunging its body weight into you!
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Rolled 7 (1d20)
>>488195
Sorry, not familiar with the format. Here we are for the attack roll against the avatar
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>>488201
The creature is small and frail, and presses grossly into you but you are unhurt.
Also damage roll with unarmed is 1d2. Avatar has 5hp
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Rolled 17 (1d20)
>>488207
Autorolling an attack!
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Rolled 1 (1d2)
>>488215
>get this thing off! Avatar grabs the zombie by the throat and throws it across the room!
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>>488217
The zombie is dead! +10 XP for victory and +10 XP for exploration!
100 XP! Level up!
XP is set to 0.
Leveling up gets you two skill points and one perk. Skill levels can only be half the total level. A skill is anything you think I will have you roll for.
Perk choices are as follows:
+1 money gain per level
Additional outfit available
Random item
Random special ability
Added $5 to inventory!
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>>488219
Thread will continue later and the Avatar may or may not trip today. Pick skills and next directive!
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