Marry a Monkey Quest

>>48613
Beat my chest like a gorilla to assert my dominance

>>48613
Ask where the attractive ones of her race are

>>48613
Steal more ideas from an infinitely superior QM

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>>48624

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>>48622
she's unimpressed. what now?

>>48679
Bring out the long dong. What you named your gun.

Spin it around, be a fucking boss and get her going with manly gunplay.

>>48679
These be Monkey People.
We must show strong, smart humanity.
Start breaking rocks against rock.
PREFERABLY BIGGER ROCKS AGAINST SMALLER ROCKS
HELL YEAAAH

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>>48699
you desperately try to lift a rock and can barely grab it from a few meters off the ground. You ou obviously lack the strength to lift it further.

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>>48697

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>>48905
monkey girl is laughing at you for your pathetic display when she can lift this kind of rock with her tail.

>>48963
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING STACY MONKEY BITCH
I BET YOU'RE JUST A USED UP SLUT WHOS ONLY ENJOYMENT IN LIFE INVOLVES THOUSANDS OF DICKS IN HER ASS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>48996
Unfortunately your dong goes off prematurely, not hitting anything that you can see but FUCK GUNS ARE LOUD WHY DID TELEVISION MAKE THEM SEEM QUIET

>>49089
H I G H T E S T