European Dragon Quest 24

>>485756
>Go the Nazi route and send them to "work camps" until none are left.

Waiting twenty more minutes anons

>>485782
This, no filthy kebab in our land

"Well, it's easy, of course... We start setting up "work camps" until the Muslim population simply fades away."

Only Victor seems a little agitated, and he looks around the room.

"...Am I the only one who thinks this morally wrong? Kryos, you advocated for educating them."

"Well, it was just an idea. I personally don't like Muslims either."

"...Great... So I'm the only one opposed to genocide?"

Actions.

>Shut up Victor, I'm the emperor here.
>Seems like it, Victor.
>...I'm somewhat surprised no one else is voicing opposition.
>Victor, I want you to think deeply next time you interrupt the cabinet. Think about how I literally ate more then a dozen ambassadors and how I narrowly spared you.
>Well, we can always go with another plan.
>Write-in

>>485824
>Seems like it, Victor.

>>485824
>Seems like it, Victor.

"Well, seems like it Victor."

He slumps down in his chair.

Now, choose the next thing to go over.

>Modernizing the Armed Forces.
>See if we can commune to a god.
>Limiting Chaos Corruption
>Research into Laser Technology
>Dealing with Rebellion
>Historical Reconstructions
>Write-In

>>485831
>Modernizing the Armed Forces.

>>485831
>Dealing with Rebellion

"Well, we will see about modernizing the armed forces. Defense Minister, what exactly is our army lacking?"

"...Everything."

"Could you be more specific?"

"Yes. We have one specialist tank, the Glacier Dragon, but they are few in number. We also are lacking on the armoured warfare front, as the Germans lead the world in it. In addition our infantry are essentially conscripted and have little to no training, but we have above-average firearms, thanks to the Autokarbiner-12. In addition our aviation is the worst in Europe, with only Greece having less airplanes then us. Our navy is also extremely small for a nation of our size, not to mention outdated."

"...Anything else?"

"Our officers are terrible."

"...Thanks... Now, let's see about improving conditions then."

A few cabinent members raise their hands.

>Call on Kryos
>Call on Anetta
>Call on Temiar.
>Call on Amaya
>Call on Lorriana
>Call on Kristijan

>>485831
>Modernizing the Armed Forces.
One day we shall punt a spear up Ares's ass. Or better yet, a bayonet.

>>485852
>Call on Kristijan
>Call on Kryos

>>485852
>Call on Amaya
I have no idea who these people are.

You call on Kristijan first of all.

"What's your idea?"

"We should construct basic training and officer training facilities. That's really it."

"...That's it?"

"Da."

"...Well, Kryos, what's your idea?"

"Well, I say we get the British to help us modernize."

"Right... Amaya?"

"This is easy. We must train our soldiers not in the art of war, but in the art of faith and duty."

"...I don't think we train our soldiers anyways."

Right... So, that was brief.

Treasury: 8.4 Million

Select Three to enact.

>Construct basic training facilities and officer training grounds. (Cost: 5 Million)
>Construct advanced training facilities and officer training grounds. (Cost: 10 Million)
>Construct a Military Academy for soldiers. (Cost: Varied)
>Construct a Military Academy for military officers. (Cost: Varied)
>See about introducing faith into the armed forces.
>Maybe the British can help?
>Maybe we can set up that mixed regiment program?
>Call on more advisors!
>I have my own idea... (Write-In)

>>485893
>Construct basic training facilities and officer training grounds. (Cost: 5 Million)

We're going to have to increase the national income.

>>485898
This and
>Construct a Military Academy for military officers. (Cost: Varied)
Good officers are half the army

"Well, I think we're just going to set up basic training facilities and officer training areas... Tomorrow I'll see about construct a military academy."

The cabinet nods, and with that is dismissed. You'd personally like to get some more work done, but your advisors can't stay up twenty-four seven.

So, with that you head back to your lair... Where the minotauress is sleeping apparently.

"Hey." says a voice behind you, and you instinctively jump back, to see Frankizka.

"Oh shit, you scared me."

"Sorry... But I couldn't resist."

"I bet you couldn't..."

"So just wondering..."

"What?"

"I was wondering if you... Erh... Wanted to watch television together?"

"...Why?"

"Well..."

She leans in close to your ear.

"I have no fucking idea what the hell a television is, and I was hoping you could show me how it works."

Actions.

>Well, sure. I barely use it myself though.
>...You want to hang out? Why?
>Come on, your smart. You can figure it out by yourself.
>I'm exhausted... Can we do this later?
>Why do you want to hang out?
>Write-in

>>485918
>...You want to hang out? Why?

"You want to hang out? Why?"

"Mostly because I have nothing better to do, your the only person wide awake at this hour besides Julius, and I'm quite bored."

"Right... Well, I wouldn't say "wide awake" so much as barely keeping my eyelids from shutting." Right after you say that, you yawn.

"Well, it's up to you. Either way I'll discover how that damnable television works."

Actions.

>You know, if your bored I can just give you a good time. (Charisma)
>Well, I don't see why not.
>...Can't we just do this in the morning?
>Well, I'm just headed to bed, alright?
>Why don't you want to hang out with Julius?
>Write-in

>>485918
>Well, sure. I barely use it myself though.

"Well, sure. I don't really use it much though."

"That's fine. I just want some company."

The two of you go to the televesion, and after teaching her how to use it with great proficiency, the two of you watch it together, sitting on the sofa.

"...You know, for a noble you aren't so bad."

"Well, this isn't Bretonnia."

"I know that."

Actions.

>Well, I don't really consider myself a noble.
>And for a commoner, you aren't too stupid. (Sarcastic)
>Technically, you're a noble now.
>...Well, I'm headed to bed now, alright?
>What the hell are you doing so far away from me? Get closer so you can hug me.
>Write-In

>>486034
>And for a commoner, you aren't too stupid. (Sarcastic)

Before we go full genocide on the Muslims why don't we try and convert them to Christianity? We can have the inquisitors go through the true believers and educate those who are interested. Personally however taking down the Arabian peninsula is a must. Syria and Iraq however are a different matter, we could try to inspire them to reclaim there pre-islam glory. The turks are fair game for Serbs and Greeks however.

>>486066
Why not actually make them work

>>486066
Like that'll work, Muslims would sooner eat pork than convert. Kebab are the scourge of Europe and must be removed, send some Serbs to supervise it

"And for a commoner, you aren't too stupid." You say sarcastically.

"Really? Well thank you very much. I am honored to be called stupid."

"You do realize I'm joking, right?"

"But it's such an honour, great Emperor of Sweden! Why, your great wisdom is unquestionable!"

"Goddamn it, your mocking me aren't you?"

"Yeah. But don't worry, it's only a little."

Actions.

>Well, I can mock you too.
>So, what exactly is your impression of the television?
>Get closer, I want a hug from the professional mocker.
>Would you mind if I get some buttered popcorn? I promise I won't throw any at you.
>Write-In

>>486119
>Get closer, I want a hug from the professional mocker.

"Come on, get over here. I want a hug."

She gets closer to you and you put your arm around her. You can feel her relax in your arm.

"Thank you..."

"Yeah... No problem."

Both of you watch the television which seems to be some sort of half-hearted comedy show.

"...Who exactly is laughing at their bad jokes?"

"...Honestly, I don't know. I remember Charlemagne calling it a "laugh track".

Actions.

>...Want to tumble? (Charisma)
>So, how exactly is it living in my world?
>...Do you want to travel to meet my mom some time?
>...So, have you ever heard of what a Muslim is?
>Don't say anything, and just remain hugging.
>You know, I think there's a lot better channels then this.
>...If you want I could go down to the station and hold them hostage until they actually make good jokes.
>Write-In

>>486195
>So, how exactly is it living in my world?
>You know, I think there's a lot better channels then this.

"So, how exactly is it like living in my world?"

"...Strange is the first word that comes to mind."

"Really?"

"Yeah. There's plenty of reasons why, and I think you know most of them."

"Well, yeah."

"Though I will admit it's interesting."

"Yeah... Hang on, I think there's a lot better television stations then this."

"Wait, you can change who's on there?"

"Yeah."

You flip to another channel.

"...Interesting... Can you command the people inside of it?"

"No, not really. It's not a puppet show."

"Then who controls it?"

"Well, technically I own most media in Sweden."

"...So you command it?"

"Sort of. I mostly just put censors on things that I don't like to hear."

"Such as?"

"The usual. Things that don't get the good side of me, the occasional not consented to tumble."

"...What?"

"Oh shit, I mean uh... The occasional... Bad fall?"

"Bad fall?"

"Yeah... One time I fell into Oslo and crushed a few factories."

"Yeah. You're huge after all."

"Yep."

"Anyways... What else "stations" are there?"

Choices.

>Eh... I think there's somesort of horror station. It's not very good though.
>There's... News.
>I think there's a kid's station. On occasional they do cartoons of me.
>...We can just remain at the bad comedy station.
>...Fuck this, why don't the two of us tumble or something? (Charisma)
>Well, I'm going to get some shut eye...
>Write-In

>>486217
>>Eh... I think there's somesort of horror station. It's not very good though.

You switch it to the horror station. Which is of course, the usual "scary" stuff.

"So, this scary for you?"

"Kind of?"

"...What does kind of mean?"

"The idea is good. The execution is terrible."

"Agreed."

Actions.

>...You do know a minor illusion spell called Cause Fear... Maybe casting that might get her scared. And into your arms. (Enchantment)
>Maybe you can terrify her somehow? (Specify how)
>...So, what exactly do you find terrifying?
>Eh... Just watch it with her.
>Write-In

>>486248
>>...So, what exactly do you find terrifying?
This will determine our next action.

"...Mind if I ask what you find terrifying?"

"Well... Could we not talk about this?"

"Come on, please?"

"...Please?."

Actions.

>Come on, your safe here with me. (Charisma)
>If you tell me what your afraid of, I'll tell you what I'm afraid of.
>What? I'm not going to use it to terrify you or anything.
>Write-In

>>486273
>Come on, you're safe here with me. (Charisma)

>>486273
>What? I'm not going to use it to terrify you or anything.
Spook intensifies

Roll me a 1d20+7 anons

Rolled 1 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>486294
inb4 scared of vampires or dragons
inb4 scared of herself

>>486303
Well, I guess we'll never find out.

Rolled 1 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>486294

So anons, use barbaric?

>Yes!
>No!

>>486303
>>486310
No fucking way. This is absolutely haram.

>>486315
Yes barbaric.

>>486315
Yeah. Better than some bitch crawling out of a well and through the TV.

Roll me a 1d20

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>486329

>>486329
>>486331
We're good.

16

Good Success!

"Come on, you can tell me. I'll protect you."

"Well... Sure, I guess."

"What is it?"

"Well, giant worms... Being disliked in conversation... A-and being lost in forests." With that, she gets a little closer to you. It's obvious she has a hatred of forests.

"Oh."

"Yeah... Let's just get back to watching the television, alright?"

Actions.

>Well, nothing like scaring her somehow... (Specify how.)
>...Why the hell are you afraid of getting lost in forests?
>Well, thanks for telling me.
>Write-In

>>486352
>...Why are you afraid of getting lost in forests?
>Well, thanks for telling me.

"...So, why are you afraid of getting lost in forests?"

"Why aren't you?"

"Come on, tell me."

"Well, what the hell would you do if you were lost in a forest?"

"Fly out of it?"

"I'm not a dragon."

"You said what would I do. I would just fly out."

"...Yeah."

"Anyways, thanks for telling me."

"Yeah... Anyways, thanks for helping me figure out how this thing works."

"No problem."

"...By the way, what exactly do you plan to do about Julius?"

Actions

>...Well, hopefully cure him of vampirism.
>He seems to enjoy vampirism, so he can keep it.
>...Yeah, no. At this rate I'd run out of slaves by next year.
>Write-In

>>486439
>...Well, hopefully cure him of vampirism.

"Well, hopefully cure him of vampirism."

"Why? Just curious."

Choices.

>I don't have to explain myself to you, Frankizka.
>...Well, would you want to be cured also?
>It's bad for PR if someone catches on.
>Well, I have a vested interest to not have people be eaten.
>He's my son, and he's diseased. Enough said.
>Because I don't need him going on a power trip and trying to raise an undead army.
>Write-In

>>486475
>Well, I have a vested interest to not have people be eaten.
Those poor slaves.

>everyone at the end of last thread votes for educating
>the new thread starts and all those end thread votes are ignored in favour of putting everyone in camps
I see catching up will be fun.

>>486481
Yeah. It would have been interesting to have a Muslim youth rebellion.

>>486475
>>Well, I have a vested interest to not have people be eaten.
Us dragons eat enough people as it is.

"Well, I have a vested interest in not having people eaten."

"...Right."

"Yeah. Even if they might be slaves they don't really deserve to be eaten by Julius."

"Well, not eaten. They just get exsanguinated."

"Which is just as good as eating them.

"Hey! Us vampires don't eat people. We just drink their blood. We're civilized."

Actions.

>Oh shit, I nearly forgot you were fantasy french... So, just wondering... How often do you run away from battles and drink blood wine?
>What, am I classicist or something towards the undead now?
>Coming from a "trained" professional, you are eating them.
>I guess your right.
>Fine, tell me the difference between a werewolf and vampire. Besides the fur... And the fact that vampires drink blood.
>Write-In

>>486524
>What, am I classicist or something towards the undead now?

>>486524
>Coming from a "trained" professional, you are eating them.

"What, am I classicist or something towards the undead now?"

"Eating them implies we eat their body. We just drink their blood."

"Well, coming from a trained medical professional, you're eating them."

"We aren't technically eating people though."

"Goddamn it, we're just arguing over definitions."

"Important definitions, if I might add."

"Important to you, maybe."

"Of course it is."

Actions.

>Why don't we get a second opinion then?
>Kiss her, your tired of arguing.
>Still, you have to admit Julius went fucking savage there for a second.
>...Please tell me you don't get like Julius if you don't drink blood.
>Is blood wine even a thing?
>Write-In

>>486542
>Kiss her, your tired of arguing.

Tired of arguing, you force her into a kiss and she responds gladly. For five minutes straight you kiss.

"So... Renexizious... What exactly did you plan once you conquered Europe?"

Actions.

>...World conquest?
>You know, traveling into space, colonizing, that sort of thing...
>...Well, I think I would need a long, long break...
>Ignore her, and see if she's willing to tumble with you. (Charisma)
>Write-In

>>486564
>...World conquest?
And right after
>You know, traveling into space, colonizing, that sort of thing...

>>486564
>Write-In
>Conquest isn't the only thing rulers do. I also need to keep it all together.

>>486568
>>486578
Both of these.

"Oh, you know. World conquest. Then of course, space conquest."

"...You are one very ambitious dragon, aren't you?"

"Well, I wouldn't have it any other way. Unless my demands are met."

"...Demands?"

"Well, first of all I want Adolf Hitler's body. Oh, and the universe's supply of butter. That's nice."

"...Right."

"I know right? Adolf Hitler is pretty awesome. For a human."

"The few books I read portrayed him in a negative light."

"What? How?"

"Well, I think they said he killed eight million Jews. Whatever those are."

Actions.

>...Well, those are obvious communist lies.
>...Obvious jewish lies.
>I think you mean ten million, you anti-Semitic.
>Oh. Yeah. He's totally evil. Sorry.
>...One day you and I will meet him. One day.
>...Erh... Well, I suppose I have to censor more things if books are daring to make Hitler out to be evil.
>...Did the book's author have Goldberg in it or something?
>Write-In

>>486588
>...Did the book's author have Goldberg in it or something?
Schlomo? Or something

>>486598
This.

"Well, did the book's author have Goldberg, or Schlomo in it or something?"

"Well, I think it was Temiar Goldmeister."

"...Wait, my treasury made that book?"

"Yeah."

"Well, the more you know..."

"Yeah."

"So, how do you find my planet's history?"

"Very... Strange. There's lots of mythology, gods, history... A lot more then my world has."

"Really? What's your favorite parts of it?"

"Well, I find the Renaissance to be quite interesting."

"Please, that's for plebians. I find the Roman Empire to be one of the better points of history... In fact, did you know the average Imperial citizen only needed to work two days in order to pay their taxes? At least, in the beginning... Not to mention that the more divorced the Roman's became of the free market and the more socialist they became, the more corrupt and degenerate the empire became..."

"...Wow, you do know a lot about Rome."

"I fucking love Rome... Hell, maybe one day art could stop being fucking degenerate like abstract art and shit and go back to Roman mosiacs, sculpture, and civilization."

"Right... So, I assume your favorite civilization in the world is Rome?"

"...Nazi Germany is a close second, along with Great Britian, then Spain, then of course Japan."

"...Japan?"

"Yeah!"

"What's Japan?"

"Well, it's a bunch of honorable samurai with their katanas of death... Too bad the Katana is severely under-powered in D&D, personally I would enjoy a buff to it because it's highly ahistoric."

"I personally think a knight is better then a samurai."

"You fucking what? Knight's might taste good, but they're no match for a samurai."

"Calm down, all I was saying was that a knight could beat the shit out of a samurai for lunch."

"Samurai are superior in every way..."

Actions.

>...But a knight would clearly win. I agree.
>A samurai would fucking win.
>Neither of them would win, actually. Why you might ask? Dragon. Dragon always wins.
>A fucking gun would win anyways. Why argue about this?
>Write-In

>>486641
>write in

I'll arrange a samurai and a knight to battle RIGHT NOW.

You willing to bet on your theory? 10 sessions of sex if you're wrong, anything you ask for if you're right.

A samurai will always prevail...

>>486641
>A samurai would fucking win.
It's true, I found the proofs on a Tibetan basket weaving forum

>>486650
In full dragon form. Downsized a bit, for her safety.

"A samurai will fucking win! I'll arrange a samurai and a knight to fucking battle RIGHT NOW! Now maggot, are you willing to bet on your theory? Because if you fuck up it'll be ten sessions of sex IN FUCKING DRAGON FORM if your wrong, and anything to ask if your fucking right!"

"Deal!"

"What..." You hear on the bed behind you. It seems you've woken up the minotauress."

Actions.

>Quickly, who would win, a samurai or a knight?
>Go back to bed, we're just being really, really passionate about something!
>You want in on this deal?
>Write-In

Anons?

>>486670
>You want in on this deal?

"Hey, you want in on this deal?"

"...What?"

"The bet is basically that a samurai can beat the shit out of a knight. Which it can. If I win, I get ten sessions of dragon tumbling. If I lose, then I have to give both of you whatever you desire."

"...Well, I think I'm good."

Actions.

>Come on, please? (Charisma)
>Yeah, well don't come crying back to me then.
>Well, I didn't want you anyways.
>Write-In

>>486761
>Yeah, well don't come crying back to me then.

>>486778
This.

>>486761
>Yeah, well don't come crying back to me then.
So in thinking a knight in full plate will be standing there hacking away failing to hit the agile samurai who will wear the knight down and go for his weak spots.

"Yeah, well don't come crying back to me when you don't get tumbled!"

"...I think I can live with that."

"So... Ren... Where the hell are we going to get a samurai and a knight?"

Actions.

>Well... Marshal is my squire. That's close to a knight, right?
>That's easy. We'll find some slaves and put them in the appropriate armor and weapons.
>I bet my elven bodyguard could be one of them...
>Well, it'll be me versus you!
>We'll just hire renactors.
>...Well, I think I know a samurai. Back in Constantinople...
>Write-In

>>486795
>...Well, I think I know a samurai. Back in Constantinople...

>>486807
This.

"Well, I know a samurai... Back in Constantinople, he was the captain of the guard for the Ottomans, but with some help I got him to betray..."
If an anon could be nice and find the name of the samurai, please do. I just can't find him in the archives.

"Well... Who's going to be the knight then?"

Actions.

>Me, obviously!
>Marshal? He's my squire after all.
>That's easy, you!
>We'll just get a slave to do it.
>Write-In

>>486824
His name is Hiroshimoot

Anons? Is today just a very slow day?

>>486824
>marshal

>>486824
>Marshal? He's my squire after all.

Marshal it is.

"Well, Marshal can do it."

"He's not really trained. At all."

"He's close enough."

"You haven't even taught him anything."

"Close enough."

"He doesn't even have armor."

"Still close enough."

She sighs.

"...Well, if your going to have a trained warrior and I get Marshal, why don't you make someone else the samurai?"

Actions.

>Fine then... (Specify who)
>Well, since your asking... Why don't YOU be the samurai?
>I'll be the samurai, alright?
>Who cares. Either way, you win in a sense... (Charisma, HARD)
>Write-In

>>486881
>Fine then... (Specify who)
One of our slaves, preferably a Finnish one if we have any.

>>486881
>I'll be the samurai, alright?

Waiting five more minutes anons

>>486899
This.

"Fine, I'll be the samurai!"

"...You'll probably punch Marshal to the moon, but fine."

"YES!"

"...Do we even have a "katana?"

"...No."

"Ren, you should prob-"

"Actually, I'm joking. I have an authentic katana which costs over 10,000 Ye-"

"...I'll go get Marshal ready then."

"Right!"

In a few minutes, you have a "authentic" suit of armor which you have your slaves make. Marshal is also given a crude set of plate armour... The two of you have decided to fight in the gardens, which is somewhat like a labyrinthine.

Before you begin, you have a few options.

>Remain in human form, like a true samurai!
>...Cheat just a little. Shift into dragonblood form.
>Cheat notably. Shift into half-dragon form.
>Cheat very fucking considerably, shift into dragon form.

>>486939
>Remain in human form, like a true samurai!
He stands no change agaisnt glorious Nippon steel folded over a gorillion times.

>>486939
>...Cheat just a little. Shift into dragonblood form.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Human!
2=Cheat Dragonblood!

You decide against cheating, being the honourable samurai you are.
As you enter the gardens, you begin searching for Marshal...
Roll me a 1d20 to see if you can find him.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>486961
This should be a low DC because knights are crap at hiding.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>486961

16

Success!

As you search through the garden, you eventually see Marshal yawn and go straight towards you, then stop..

"Is someone there? It's hard to see in this damned helm."

Actions.

>Exploit this, and attack him! (Body)
>Tell him to take off his fucking helmet and one on one you.
>Stay silent.
>Push him to the ground. (Body)
>Write-In

>>486973
>Push him to the ground. (Body)

>>486973
>Tell him to take off his helm.

>>486980
This.

"Marshal, take off your fucking helm."

"Oh shit, thanks."

He tries to unfasten his helmet and eventually throws it to the side.

"Thanks... So uh, can you be easy on the newbie?"

"Why?"

"I never swung a sword before."

"Right..."

Roll me a 1d20-3 to hit.

Rolled 7 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>486989
Demolish him.

Rolled 4 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>486989

7-3=4

Amazing Failure!

Your katana slowly swings through the air, and he ducks below it, hitting you in the gut with his pommel, (-100 HP) sending you back. He sends a follow-up blow to your head...

Roll me a 1d20-4 to see if you can dodge

Rolled 1 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>487001
desu I kind of hope Ren gets btfo by his squire for being into weeb samurai shit.

>>487009
This, except not b/c of weeb stuff. Marshall has a legacy of being awesome to uphold.

Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>487001
dive and roll, roll and roll some more!

>>487023
Fucking weeaboos!

1 and a 20!

Critical Successful Failure?

His blade hits you in the neck, sending your helmet flying off and leaving a nasty cut in your neck... But however, your katana cuts through one of his shoulderpads into his arm, injuring him quite a bit, but it stays in there and he pushes you to the ground, and he falls not too long after.

Actions.

>Try to get him in a chokehold!
>Try to get up!
>Try to stab him while he's on the ground!
>Tell him it's nothing personal.
>Go grab your helmet, you need it!
>Write-In

>>487049
>Try to get up!

>>487049
>Try to stab him while he's on the ground!
>Tell him it's nothing personal.

>>487049
>Try to get up!

>>487057
Seconding

You stand up and he gets up not to long afterwards. He seems a little dazed and you can see some blood coming out of his shoulder, and as you look towards your katana, you see you chipped it slightly.

Actions.

>Go for the attack!
>Stay on the defensive!
>Yell at him for chipping your katana!
>Throw your katana away and use your fists!
>Write-In

>>487077
>Go for the attack!

>>487085
Yes

>>487077
>Yell at him for chipping the katana.
>Go on the attack.

Roll me a 1d20+15 for another attack!

Rolled 6 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>487110
Land high or I shall smelt you and sell the plastic to China!

Rolled 8 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>487110

Rolled 7 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>487110

8+15=23

Success!

You go in for the attack, and see three places you can hit!

>Go for the lungs, maybe you might be able to get another attack in!
>Go for the head, if you get very lucky you might knock him out... But if you miss, then he'll get a free hit against you!
>Go for the leg, you might knock him down!

>>487136
>Go for the head, if you get very lucky you might knock him out... But if you miss, then he'll get a free hit against you!
Man, I hope we don't critically injure him.

>>487136
>Go for the head, if you get very lucky you might knock him out... But if you miss, then he'll get a free hit against you!

>>487140
>>487142
Headshot.

Roll me a 1d20 for severity, I will only take the first roll, and here's what exactly happens.

1=He gets a Critical against you!
2-5=Grazing Blow and he counter attacks!
6-10=Minor Injury, and he counter attacks!
11-15=Injury!
16-19=Severe Injury!
20=Critical Injury!

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>487149
Hit him with the flat of our blade.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

You bash him in the jaw, but your unable to truly hurt him, and goes in for a stab right at your chest!

Rolling for severity.

He gets through your armor, and you feel out of breath. (-500 HP), and your forced to back off a little. The two of you circle around, but you notice that he's trying to back away...

Actions.

>Let him back away, the coward!
>Go in for another attack! Banzi!
>Hold off, your slightly out of breath after all.
>Taunt him! (Specify what to say!)
>Write-In

>>487165
>Go in for another attack! Banzi!

Roll me a 1d20-3 to attack!

Rolled 5 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>487188

Rolled 20 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>487188

You charge forward, yelling Banzi, and bring your blade down...

Choose where to hit for C-Critical damage!

>Aim for his injured arm!
>Go for his head!
>Go for his chest!
>Go for the legs!
>Write-In

>>487198
>Go for his chest!
Were probably going to have to use necrotic healing on him after this

>>487198

>Aim for his injured arm!

If we hack off his arm. I'm sorry Marshall

>>487199
This.

Roll me a 1d20 for severity!

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>487205

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>487205

17

You plunge your katana into his chest, right into the ribs, and taking a chunk of his armor off with it, exposing his chest to further attack. Marshal is quite injured, but instead of yelling pain goes silent and focuses on you...

Actions.

>Go on the defensive!
>Go on the offensive!
>Yell for him to yield!
>Write-In

>>487228
>Yell for him to yield!

Why so slow anons?

You decide you'll yell for him to surrender.

Choose how you'll do it.

>Pheromones?
>Yell that he has a lethal injury, but you can heal it if he surrenders. (Charisma, HARD)
>Yell that you'll kill him unless he surrenders. (Intimidation, HARD)
>This is easy. Laugh demonically and claim that his soul is yours unless he surrenders. (Intimidation)
>Write-In

>>487278
>Yell that you'll kill him unless he surrenders. (Intimidation, HARD)

Roll me a 1d20+8

>>487271
I think today's a really slow day, these things happen. Hopefully tomorrow we go a lot faster.

Rolled 16 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>487294

Rolled 18 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>487294

16+8=24

Success!

"Surrender, or I will kill you!"

"Wait, we're fighting to the death?"

"...Yeah?"

"Oh, well... Uh, I don't feel like dying."

He throws down his blade.

Actions

>You did good.
>You are a shitty knight.
>You feeling alright?
>I told Frankizka that knights were shit.
>So, did anyone actually tell you what you were fighting for?
>You know, with someone who has never swung a sword before you did pretty good.
>Write-In

>>487323
>So, did anyone actually tell you what you were fighting for?
>You know, with someone who has never swung a sword before you did pretty good.

>>487323
>You know, with someone who has never swung a sword before you did pretty good.
>You are a shitty knight.
You did good but a knight must be prepared to fight on even if the odds are pretty bad

[red["You know, for someone who has never swung a sword before you did good. But you are a shitty knight. You need to be prepared to fight on even if the odds are pretty bad."[/red]

"...Yeah. I just didn't want to get killed."

"And there's nothing wrong with that. So, just wondering... Has anyone told you what you were fighting for?"

"No, I just got woken up in the middle of my sleep by Frankizka. Not that I mind."

Actions.

>...Well, she owes me quite a few sessions of tumbling now...
>Well uh... You were fighting for her honour. Sorry that you failed.
>...You know, why don't I just claim you won?
>Well, you were fighting for a bet.
>Write-In

>>487345
>Well uh... You were fighting for her honour. Sorry that you failed.

>>487345
>...You know, why don't I just claim you won?

>>487345
>Well uh... You were fighting for her honour. Sorry that you failed.

"Well, you were fighting for her honour. And failed."

"Aw. Damn it."

"Yeah..."

"So, I don't get how I can't just run away from battle and shoot you with my bow. It seems a lot less risky then going up to you and trying to stab you."

Actions.

>That's the spirit! Be smart about your battles, try to get every advantage you can!
>If your going to be a knight, you must fight with honor, and no underhanded tricks.
>You can't use a bow while a knight. Sorry.
>Write-In

>>487363
>That's the spirit! Be smart about your battles, try to get every advantage you can!

>>487363
>That's the spirit! Be smart about your battles, try to get every advantage you can!
This reminds of the Order of Rangers in AEQ

"That's the spirit. Be smart about your battles, try to get every advantage you can!"

"Isn't that dishonourable?"

"Only if you get caught."

"...Well, I guess."

Actions.

>So how exactly is it like in my world?
>...So, just wondering, would you like to get mutated?
>...Why don't you use a firearm?
>You know, if you want I could probably enchant your bow.
>Leave him and the gardens.
>Write-In

>>487378
>You know, if you want I could probably enchant your bow.

>>487378
>...So, just wondering, would you like to get mutated?

>>487378
>Leave him and the gardens

"You know, if you want I could probably enchant your bow."

"Well... I guess I could use every advantage I could take."

"Sweet. By the way, would you want to be mutated?"

"Mutated?"

"Yeah. Into a half-dragon or dragonblood."

"Well... Thanks? But I have a wife back home. I don't really want to change."

Actions

>I understand.
>Come on... I have one which will let you shift between forms. (Charisma, HARD)
>She'll understand. Besides, would you want to return home as a dead man or a half-dragon? (Charisma)
>Write-in

>>487400
>Come on... I have one which will let you shift between forms. (Charisma, HARD)

>>487400
>Come on... I have one which will let you shift between forms. (Charisma, HARD)

>>487400
>Come on... I have one which will let you shift between forms. (Charisma, HARD)
Hint that it will would make his wife happier. Afterall a dragon is much more superior than a human in bed.

Roll me a 1d20+7

Rolled 6 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>487421

Rolled 19 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>487421

19+7=26

Great Success!

"Come on, I have one which will let you shift between forms... And it would probably make your wife more happy and willing to go to bed with you. If you know what I mean."

He goes silent, and shakes his head.

"It's uh... A good offer."

"Of course it is."

"...Well... I guess."

"Good! Now, come with me!"

You head back out of the garden, and run into Elizabeth.

"...Looks like I lost."

"Yep!"

"...Well, I suppose you want to cash in now?"

Actions.

>...Well, sure. Just uh, after I'm done with Marshal.
>...Why don't we up the stakes a little?
>Na. It was fun.
>Write-In

>>487449
>...Why don't we up the stakes a little?

>>487449
>Na. It was fun.

>>487449
>...Why don't we up the stakes a little?

"Why don't we up the stakes a little?"

"What did you have in mind?"

Oh... Shit.

Actions.

>I bet a samurai can even beat whatever choice Chrysoula has!
>I bet a samurai can beat TWO knights!
>...I bet a samurai can beat Claw in combat!
>...Actually, never mind.
>Write-In

>>487469
>...Actually, never mind.
Oh never mind. I thought it had to do with reward.

>>487474
Well, I was thinking you choose your next challenge and bump up the reward afterwards.

>>487469
>...I bet a samurai can beat Claw in combat!

>>487480
This.

"Well, I bet a samurai can beat Claw in combat!"

"Really? I'd love to see that... So, what do I get if I win, and what do you get if you win?"

Actions.

>...Well... If I win... (Specify)
>Well, if I lose you get... (Specify)
>Actually, nevermind. I'm good with tumbling you.
>Write-In

>>487486
OP can we give her dragon mutagen?

>>487489
I don't see why not, but you haven't studied what happens if something undead takes it. Also, I don't believe you can afford a dragon mutagen at this time, since you upgraded the cost to $15 Million.

>>487497
Then
So if we win we get her complete obedience for a month.
If we lose vice versa

That sounds fair.

>>487506
Yeah.

"...If I win, I get your complete and utter obedience for a month. If I lose, vice versa."

"Deal."

You can't help but grin.

"Why don't I get Claw?"

"Sure... I'll just be getting some popcorn to watch this travesty."

You go into the guest rooms and knock on Claw's door. You hear a thud and something being knocked over, until he answers it.

"Ren?"

"Hey, Claw. I was wondering if I could fight you."

"You want to fight me?"

"Well, yeah."

"It's two in the morning... And I'm busy."

"Your busy at two in the morning?"

"...Yeah."

"...You know what? Whatever. So, will you fight me or not?"

"Well..."

"Please?"

"Why should I?"

"Because we're friends?"

"You don't really treat me like a friend..."

Actions.

>Come on, please?
>What? Are you being serious?
>Just because I make fun of you doesn't mean anything.
>Friends make fun of other friends. Also, your fucking autistic as hell.
>...Listen, I just need you to lose, alright?
>Write-In

>>487522
>Friends make fun of other friends. Also, your fucking autistic as hell.

>>487524
This.

>>487522
>Come on, please?

This feels kind of weird... I'm watching a documentary about CWC on the sidelines

>>487524
This.
And mention that we helped make some kickass mead soda.

"Friends make fun of other friends. Also, your fucking autistic as hell."

"Se-"

"Also, if you help me I'll give you some mead soda."

"Oh fuck, nevermind what I was saying!"

"There we go."

"...So, when are we getting to the internet? I need my fix of WoR."

"...Woar?"

"It's fucking WoR."

"What the hell is that?"

"World of Reichscraft."

"...Right..."

"It's a massively multiplayer online roleplaying gam-"

"Please stop."

"...Uh... I was just going to say when you invent the internet that we should play it."

"Really?"

"Well, yeah. It's fun!"

Actions.

>Your fucking autistic as usual.
>...Well, fine. But only because I heard the world Reich in there.
>Yeah, no. I have too much stuff to actually do.
>What the hell is an internet anyways?
>Let's get going, alright?
>Write-In

>>487542
>...Well, fine. But only because I heard the world Reich in there.

>>487542
>What the hell is an internet anyways?

>>487542
>Let's get going, alright?
Don't invent the Internet. If we do then Claw will become like Chris chan.

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>>487551
"Well, fine. But only because I heard the word Reich in there. And what the hell is an internet anyways?"

"...I don't know. Ask Bismark."

"Let's go!"

The two of you head down to the garden...

Actions.

>...Claw, if you lose this on purpose I'll give you a few crates of soda mead.
>Claw, if you win this I'll give you a few crates of soda mead.
>No, you are honorable samurai.
>Write-in

>>487559
>...Claw, if you lose this on purpose I'll give you a few crates of soda mead.
And by few I mean a shitload

>>487559
>No you are an honorable samurai.
>Tell Claw good luck
Hopefully RNG is on our side.

>>487559
>...Claw, if you lose this on purpose I'll give you a few crates of soda mead.

"Claw, if you lose this on purpose I'll give you a shitload of soda mead."

"...But why?"

"Shut up and lose, alright?"

"Well... It is soda mead."

"Yep..."

Claw agrees, and you start at the other end of the gardens, with Claw on the other side... Anons, roll me a 1d20 for how well Claw can fake injury.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>487573

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>487573
Check out this 1

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>487573

19

Great Success!

You meet up in the planned spot, and spar for a little bit. Of course, you get a "lucky hit" against his leg and seemingly sprained it.

"Thanks for doing this, Claw."

"Yeah... Uh. I'm still getting the mead, right?"

Actions

>Oh, totally.
>Hang on, I think I need to make this a little more convincing... As in, beat you up a lot more.
>Sorry, but I lied.
>Write-In

>>487582
>Oh, totally.

>>487584
This.

"Yep. Totally."

"Great!"

The two of you leave the gardens, while you carry him out. Frankizka is waiting you on the other side.

"...That was very, very fast."

"Well, yeah."

"...I was expecting it to be a lot longer."

"I didn't cheat, if that's what your saying."

Now, for the test through fire. Roll me a 1d20+7 to see if she catches your bluff. Additional +2 if you can explain why it was done so fast.

Rolled 12 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>487590
I'm just that good.

Rolled 17 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>487590
>I distracted him by spouting a bunch of lies and insulting him.

17+9=26

Great Success!

"Well, I distracted him by spouting a bunch of lies and insulting him."

"...Shit, remind me never to make a deal with you again."

"Ha! Well, we had a deal..."

"Two deals."

"Right."

Actions.

>Come on, let's get the first deal done with...
>You know, I think out of good faith I'll let you out of this.
>...I demand you do something for me! (Specify)
>Write-In

>>487601
>Come on, let's get the first deal done.

>>487605
This.

>>487601
>Come on, let's get the first deal done with...

"Come on then, let's get the first deal done with..."

"Right..."

Roll me a 1d20+15 for tumble quality.

Rolled 6 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>487613
It's tumble time

Rolled 12 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>487613

Rolled 17 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>487613

17+15=27

Amazing Success!

By the end of it, Frankizka is unable to really move, having been tumbled so hard, and only on the fourth session. Of course, you clean yourself up, and rest beside her, as she slowly recuperates.

"...I'm never making a bet with you again..."

"You already said that."

"Well then... How about something new? I can't feel my back. Or my legs."

"That's just a side-effect."

"...I'm just going to... Pass out now."

She falls unconscious.

Actions

>Well, she's not done yet. Continue tumbling.
>Eh, you'll hold the other six sessions for later.
>Maybe some necrotic healing might come in handy?
>Get out of bed. You have to mutate Marshal.
>Write-In

>>487631
>Well she's not done yet. Continue the tumble.

>>487631
>Get out of bed. You have to mutate Marshal.

>>487635
And this.
>>Maybe some necrotic healing might come in handy?

You get out of bed, and give her some slight healing. She's earned it.

Of course, now you have to mutate Marshal. You did promise to give him the half-dragon shapeshift one... Unless you had something else in mind.

>Yeah, do that.
>How about the dragonblood mutagen?
>Half-Dragon MK2.
>Half-Dragon MK3
>Nah. He doesn't need a mutagen.

>>487641
>Yeah, do that.

>>487641
Which one lets him shapeshift to human and has the least shitty side effects?

You get a nice vial of the shapeshift mutagen, and go up into his room.

"Ren?"

"It's time."

"Yeah... Uh, will there be any side effects?"

"Well, you'll be able to eat nearly anything, tend to be very hungry... Oh, and you'll be large."

"Oh... Well, uh... Let's do this, I guess..."

Actions.

>You sure?
>Just do it already.
>...You know, if you want I could make your wife a half dragon as well.
>...One day, you'll be a dragon like me. If you prove yourself.
>Write-In

>>487659
>Bottom's up!

>>487659
>Just do it already.
>...You know, if you want I could make your wife a half dragon as well.

You pour the vial down his throat and he begins to spasm... Eventually he settles down and is a black half-dragon. A large one at that.

"...My he- By the lady! My voice is different!"

"Yeah. It tends to do that."

"...This would be cooler if I didn't have a splitting headache now."

"Yep!"

"Erh... So how exactly am I supposed to shift back?"

"That's easy. Just focus."

"Right... O-Ow. That's kind of har-"

He shifts back.

"Oh."

"Easy as that."

"Well... Thanks. Could you enchant my bow now?"

"Sure!"

You grab his longbow and take a careful look at it...

Select a Rune to enchant it with!

>Combine two runes with a Alpha Rune!
>Fire Rune!
>Wind Rune!
>Ice Rune!
>Shield Rune!
>Nah. He doesn't need enchanted gear.

>>487672
>Combine two runes with a Alpha Rune!
I have no clue what this does, though.

>>487672
>Combine two runes with an alpha ruin!

You decide to combine two runes together.

Roll me a 2d4 for what gets chosen.

Rolled 3, 2 = 5 (2d4)

>>487683
Double the ones!

Rolled 2, 3 = 5 (2d4)

>>487683
pls b wind and fire

Rolled 4, 2 = 6 (2d4)

>>487683

Looks like anons have two choices.

>Shield+Wind: When this bow is fired, the arrow will travel at a very fast velocity, equivalent to that of a bullet. The user is also resistance to ranged attacks for a round after firing this bow.
>Ice+Wind: When the bow is fired, it travels at a very fast velocity similar to a bullet and freezes an area for a little bit. The bow will be unable to fire in hot climates.

>>487693
>Ice+Wind

I hence dub this bow blizzard gale!

>>487698
This. He can always stay by our ice aura if we're in Hell or kebab land.

"There we go."

"Oooh... Shiny. What does it do?"

"Fuck if I know?"

"Could you pass an arrow?"

"Sure."

You pass him an arrow and he fires a shot straight into the wall. Which freezes over.

"...Oh crap."


"It's fine. Maybe it'll dissipate?"

After a little bit the ice begins to melt, along with the arrow.

"That's pretty cool."

"Yeah. It is."

"So, any other requests?"

"...Do you have anything I can use that bow on?"

"Nop-"

You hear a knock on the door.

"...Well, excuse me."

You open the door, and see an elf...

"...Erh, this is Renexizious, right?"

Actions.

>Out. Now.
>Quickly, headshot him Marshal!
>...What the hell are you doing in my palace? You'll get elf blood everywhere.
>...What do you need?
>Close the door.
>Write-In

>>487702
>... What do you need?

>>487702
>...What do you need?
Start painting a target on the elf

>>487705
This.

"...What do you need?"

You carefully move your hands and effectively draw out a circle in the air. With the head right at the center.


"I-I'm your bodyguard."

"...Really now?"

"Y-yeah."

Actions.

>...Marshal, take the shot!
>Oh, sweet! I needed someone to do menial tasks for me!
>...If your my body guard, who trained you then?
>Hey, didn't I kill you once?
>Cool, it's the only loyalist elf in the lands!
>If that's true, then I demand you to do something...
>Oh, good. Kill yourself, please.
>Write-In

>>487708
>Cool, it's the only loyalist elf in the land.
>Seriously why are you here.

>>487710
This and
Wasn't there that one female elf from that stupid meeting where someone wrote our name down?

"Oh, cool. It's the only loyalist elf in the land. Now. Why the hell are you here?"

"I just got back from training... I was wondering what exactly you wanted me to do."

Actions.

>Just sod off.
>Well... I want you to guard someone. (Specify)
>Can you be subtle and protect me?
>Just protect me as obvious as possible.
>Write-In

>>487715
>Send them to claw.

"...Just go to Claw."

"What?"

"Just go to Claw."

You shut the door in his face.

"Well... I don't know about you, but I haven't slept for a few hours."

You head to bed and fall asleep in it... Eventually you wake up in the early morning, and you ask for a "cup of coffee", whatever that is. Your morning is nice... It's just as nice and pleasant as the time you didn't rule an empire.

Then, you hear it. Claw's footsteps coming towards you, as you look out towards the sun rise.

No.
It can't end like this.

"H-hey Ren!"

"...Oh God, not like this."

"Hey... So uh... Sorry for creeping you out with the space marine thing."

"...Uh..."

"It was stupid as hell... Not to mention the fact I nearly killed him."

You look down in his hands and see not one, not two, but three bottles of soda-mead.

"...Anyways, sorry for claiming your not a good friend. If anything, the fact you put up with a lot of my stuff means a lot."

Actions.

>...Is this a dream?
>Oh. Thanks?
>I guess your on the path to recovery.
>Could you go away, please?
>Write-In

>>487725
>Oh. Thanks?
>I guess your on the path to recovery.

"Fuck if I know?" - Ren Dragonkin, Emperor of Nazi Neo-Roman Agnostic Sweden, Minister of Propaganda, weaboo degenerate, Honorary samurai, half-dragon Shapeshifter and Fucker of Vampires.

>>487728
agree

>>487728
This.

"...Thanks? I guess your on the path to recovery."

"Y-yeah. Just last night I finally got over my uh... Lust for woman."

"...Really?"

"Yeah. It was like coming out of a trance."

"Huh."

Actions.

>So, I suppose your recent bouts of autism are at an end?
>I was wondering why you were being weirder then usual.
>...You can't let him lose his lust. Pheromone him.
>Write-In

So, I suppose your recent bouts of autism are at an end?

>>487737
>Pheromone him.

It must be done.

>>487742
Why not both? pheremone him well calling him an autist.

>>487738
This.
Also ask how his concubines are doing.

>>487743
Then let's do it.
>Pheromone
+
>Call him autist

"So, I suppose your recent bouts of autism are at an end?"

"Yeah. I was starting to obsess over this guy in my room called Karkmann. It's weird, like I was practically hugging him every night."

You release your pheormones, and his eyes dilate. He also gets a notable bulge in his pants.

"B-but... You wouldn't happen to know where the nearest woman is, would you? I have a lot of tension I need to uh... Relieve."

Actions.

>It's nice to have you back, Flames.
>No, don't try to fuck any of my palace servants.
>I'm sorry, alright? It's just too funny this way.
>...I suppose my pheromones are connected to your autism level.
>Yeah, just take a few servants and tumble them or something.
>Write-In

>>487748
Goddamn it, not Karkmann. I meant Bismark.
I'm fucking too tired for this shit anons.

>>487748
>No, don't try to fuck any of my palace servants.
He should tip his fedora and politely ask one of his concubines.

>>487750
Yes. All my yes.

>>487748
>I suppose my pheromones are connected to your autism level.
>Sure take some servants.
>>487749
Rest if you want OP.

>>487752
Call him autist again
Offer concubines
Tip fedora

"No, you can't tumble any of my palace servants?"

"...Please?"

"No."

"Come on... Please?"

"Still a no."

He whines, and is attempting to give you the "puppy eyes".

Actions.

>...Don't make this any harder then it has to.
>...Fine, just take a few slaves...
>You can have servants...
>...How many women do you want anyways?
>...Should I make every female servant file a restraining order against you?
>...Tip your samurai helm you still have on for some reason.
>What's wrong with your concubines?
>Write-In

>>487756
>You can have servants.
>Tip samurai helm.
>Call him a degenerate and a autist.

>>487757
bump

Waiting five more minutes anons.

>>487757
This.

You sigh.

"Fine. You can have servants."

"I-I can?!"

You make sure to tip your samurai helm.

"Sure, you fucking degenerate autist."

"T-Thank you!"

Without stopping, he rushes off and grabs the nearest female servant, which is only a few feet away, who begins screaming.

This will be highly entertaining.

Actions.

>...Fuck it, maybe you can add more lust to his lust.
>No, just head back to bed. Enough of this day.
>...Yell that he needs their consent first.
>Write-In

>>487764
>More lust.


Let's make claw a bigger degenerate.

We must be progressive OP. Sue him for being a white male and call him a autist again.

>>487766
Then again. We could just put lust on his lust so he could lust well he lusts.

...Roll me a 1d20 to increase degeneracy levels.

>>487767
Then add more lust because we're a hypocrite and we were just looking for an excuse to complain.

>>487770
Fucking brilliant.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>487769
Maximize degeneracy.

11

Failure!

It seems to have no effect on Claw, and already tired you head to bed.

"S-Sir!"

Your head servant rushes in.

"...I'm trying to sleep..."

"Sir! Half of the staff has been sexually violated, and they're threatening to resign!"

"...I'm still trying to sleep."

"THEY'RE STILL BEING VIOLATED AS WE SPEAK!"

Actions.

>...I'll deal with it tomorrow. First, sleep.
>...Just uh... Tell Claw to knock it off.
>...Tell Claw I'm proud of him.
>How are they threatening to resign while they're being plundered?
>Can we just give them a bigger raise or something?
>Write-In

>>487778
>How are they threatening to resign will being plundered?
>Tell Claw to keep it up.
>Can we just give them a raise?

"...Can we give them a raise?"

"No, they didn't really want to be violated in the first place!"

"Would you also tell me how they're threatening to resign while being plundered?"

"We can hear their shouts."

"Oh."

"By the way, it sounds more or less like roaring inbetween said shouts. Right now, we're too afraid to enter it."

"Just uh... Tell Claw to keep it up."

"What? Why aren't you doing anything?"

"Mostly because I want to see how degenerate Claw can get."

"...Why do I keep working here..."

Actions.

>Because I'll kill you if you leave.
>Because you get paid?
>Honestly I'm surprised you haven't quit yet.
>So, any estimates on if Claw will be satisfied with the women in his room?
>Write-In

>>487782
>Honestly I'm surprised you haven't quit yet.
>So, any estimates on if Claw will be satisfied with the women in his room?

>>487786
This and also tell the servant we're too tired to stop claw.
He'll stop on his own anyways...eventually.

"Honestly, I'm surprised you haven't quit yet."

"I'm surprised too..."

"Well, any estimates on if Claw will be satisfied with the women in his room? I'm too tired to stop him."

"That's uh... We're not going in to check."

Actions.

>I ordered you to check, didn't I?
>I understand, don't worry.
>...Contain him. I don't want him getting out.
>Write-In

>>487789
>Send in a few more women and contain the room.

"Send in a few more women and contain the room."

"...Sir, no."

"...What? Why?"

"I'm not going to send women to get violated, damn it."

"Seriously?"

"I've got to draw the line at some point."

Actions.

>You'll do it, or I'll eat you. Understand?
>Fine then.
>...You know what happens to dissenters, don't you? Ever wondered what was inside my laboratory?
>Unless you feel like getting violated afterwards by Claw's escape from his room, you'll do what I say.
>Write-In

>>487793
>Unless you feeling getting violated by claw after he escapes do as I say.

>This has to be done to save the ones we can.

We gotta moralize it.
People love moralizing.

"Unless you feel like getting violated by Claw after he escapes, do what I say... Besides, this has to be done to save the ones we can."

He takes a deep breath.

"...Yes sir..."

He leaves the room, and you fall back into unconciousiness.

Roll me a 1d20+2 to see if Claw can be contained.

Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>487796
Autism containment field.

Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>487796
We must stop this autist degenerate.

Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>487796

15+2=17

Borderline Success!

When you wake up again, you take a tour of the hallways. And go down to the guest rooms.

It looks like a battlefield, a few sprawled over and unconcious servants, and a handful of other servants hiding.

"Where's my breakfast?"

"D-don't say anything! It might hear us!"

"Who, Claw?"

The servant nods his head, terrified.

Actions.

>Confront Claw!
>Yell outloud to Claw that there's people over here.
>...See if you can't get close enough to Claw's room to effect him with even more lust pheromones.
>Yeah, just make some breakfast yourself.
>Write-In