Manhorse's Really Shitty Civ Quest

>>483648
Explore dat forest.

>>483648
Squats.

>>483648
Find a unicorn

>>483658
Seconding

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>>483658
>>483676
It's fucking trees.

Pop - 1
Wood - 0
Stone - 0

Find stones and chop dat tree.

>>483685
Seconding

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>>483685
>>483696
You basically chuck rocks at the tree until it falls towards you. Luckily, you get a nat 19 and manage to dodge it. Lucky cunt, I was hoping to just kill you.

Pop - 1
Wood - 5
Stone - 0

>>483724
Fuck the log.

>>483729
Stupid mortal, we need to fuck some dryads and have so many childs.

>>483724
Make wood sword and armor. Den we can sexes some dryad.

>>483748
Allright, as long as we get back to hot dryad mating

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>>483729
>>483748
>>483757
You literally fuck the raw stump of the tree. The cum begins to soak in.
You then make some wood armor and shit. You suppose it gives you some protection.

Population: 1
Defense: 1

Wood: 2
Stone: 0

>>483779
Go find a Dryad for Dryad sex.

>>483789
THIS!!!

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>>483789
>>483812
You manage to find a Dryad and immediately rape her without even looking at her beforehand. It goes pretty well, and she joins your group.

Population: 2
Defense: 1

Wood: 2
Stone: 2

>>483838
Have Dryad babies with her.

>>483838
Find ancient runes to loot

>>483847
this.

>>483847
supportin

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>>483847
>>483851
>>483853
Already done, my men. Ta-da!
>>483848
Looks like it's just forest, my man.

Population: 4
Defense: 1
Wood: 2
Stone: 0

>>483917
Yay! Now let's build a small hut using the wood we gathered! So we can make more babies!

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>483922
What are you, gay? Are you actually trying to be successful?
>>483917
Look for a bear to fight to assert dominance over the forest, rolling for searching

send kids to go find some stone.dig a hole in the ground large enough to live in during this time and put wood boards over it so that you have a hu

>>483917
have the children fight until death, survival of the fittest. One less mouth to feed

>>483997
>>483953
Best of both worlds, send the kids bear hunting.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>484338
Fuck yeah. Should I roll for success as well?

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>484345
Wanna see how slowly I can kill you? :o)

>>483917
Summon the Unholy Spirt of LawsMan, to Erect a Tower to Rival any other.