You are a ghost who possesed a can of spaghetti and now is forever bound to it, your new goal is to attain world peace
First post to end in 7 gets to choose what to do
Can:
>kys
>>48236
>Become catgirl with enormous breasts
Fall over.
open myself
>>48236
Obtain world peace.
Turn into the FSM and gain cultists by touching them with your noodly appendages
>>48277
>open myself
Surprisingly enough in your excitement with your newly attained possesion powers not only did you not realize you could only do it once, you also were not even bothered to check if the can of spaghetti was full.
You appear to be empty except for old sauce stains in the inner sides of the can
>>48316
Obtain world peace.
find an old bum looking for change and be used as a container for change
look for a dirty shit-filled restroom
>>48316
Move the sauce stains to the outside of the can to draw a rudimentary face
>>48316
>Become catgirl with enormous breasts
>>48356
Rollin
>>48356
You manage to move the old sauce stains to the outside of the can you manage to make a face you still feel emotionless and dead but it helps your cause
try and speak spanish by opening and closing the lid
>>48378
roll
>>48374
Use my amazing ghost powers to try to suck the nearest object towards me to integrate into my body.
I shall become a homunculus of trash and bring fourth peace to this land.
>>48383
Rollin
>>48374
capture cockroaches and tame them
>>48390
roll
>>48383
Rollin again
forget the can, become a beast of spaghetti. Better yet, a giant flying spaghetti monster!
>>48397
>>48390
You rattle loudly catching the attention of 3 cockroaches but judging by the look they are giving to your sauce stains they dont look friendly or obedient enough to be tameable
>>48423
Possess them and have them carry the can around on their backs
draw them in and eat them to grow in strength. Spaghetti ghost cans need sustenance, y'know?
>>48429
Rollin'
>>48431
rollin'
>>48423
put crumbs inside me, let cockroaches in, flip up side down to capture them, and let cockroaches die of no oxygen
three less disobedient cockroaches means a safer world.
>>48439
Rollin' for rollin'
>>48429
Rollin again
>>48446
rollllllll
>>48446
rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
>>48451
Rollin and rolling and rolling and...
>>48446
another roll
>>48448
roll round 3
>>48471
Goddamnit this 7 bullshit is relentlessly annoying when the board is this slow
Also rolling
>>48489
let's roll again?
>>48423
Make a catgirl with gigantic breasts pop out of yourself
Tame an army of dust mites.
>>48494
Op is laughing at us rolling. Knowing he can stop our suffering but refuses too. He is a cold God
Rolling.
>>48498
roll for goal
>>48507
Winrar
>>48507
):< youuuuuuu
>>48507
YES, you did it you finally possesed something!
.... turns out dust mites arent that impressive, you still have 5 of them at your disposal
(from now on first post to 4 or 7 chooses)
i forgot my lid
get my lid back
>>48533
Successfully obtain world peace. The why and how are not important.
>>48541
roll
>>48547
nigga.....
>>48547
Kek
Ok, now site is just mocking us.
>>48557
jesus christ
>>48547
Null
>>48547
You try your hardest to achieve world peace in a single turn without doing anything other than by sheer force of will and belief.
It didnt work.
>>48581
Roll into the nearest moving body of water
Clearly we must have a sea going adventure
Use dust mites to conquer aphid
>>48587
Convenience has always been your middle name, by pure luck it just so happens that you were just a few meters from the sea you tell your mites to get inside of you, and embark on a sea voyage
rub yourself to summon your spaghetti genie.
Reach America, get inside someone's car.
>>48597
>7
Are you serious? Immediately after, twice in a row.
>>48597
You try to rub yourself but you dont have arms, so you tell one of your mites to do it.
IT WORKS, but once again dissapointment strikes you as you realize that only heinz branded cans can summon spaghetti genies.
Sadly you are only an chef boyardee's can so all you could summon was a single spaghettio.
>>48621
Try to shoot lazers out of this magic flying spaghetti o
distribute the spaghettio as rations to the mites
>>48621
Fish a catgirl with huge tits
>>48628
Rollin
>>48630
re-roll
>>48636
roooooollin'
>>48621
Take our paper wrapping and prop it up as a sail
>>48643
rollin' on a river
>>48645
re rollin
>>48641
This thread is madness
>>48649
rollinnnng
>>48654
You concentrate on the magic spaghettio and ask it to fire a laser.
It charges up for 12 minutes and it fires off a a laser with the strength and luminosity of a laser pointer.
>>48668
Save the spaghettio for later. Try to float to Washington DC to talk to the president.
distribute the spaghettio to the mites as rations.
>>48677
>>48677
You place the spaghettio on your lid and tell your mites to gobble up. They love it!
It feels as if your mites have gotten stronger.
Mites have now learned to fire small lasers from their eyes.
>>48686
Now float to America to visit the goddamned president
>>48693
time to assassinate the president
>>48695
roll
>>48693
Thus thread is taking forever because OP doesn't want us to be happy
>>48702
roll
>>48686
Now prop up our paper wrapping as sails and sail to America
>>48711
rollio
Use lid as an oar and swim looking for sone land with people
>>48735
rollerino
>>48686
Summon another spaghettio and feed the mites. Do this over and over again until they can shoot high powered lasers rapidly.
>>48725
rollin
>>48693
After 4 days of traveling the seas you finally arrive somewhere in the US.
You send your mites to scout out the area. You appear to be somewhere in seattle, your target is washington so you can visit the president.
What shall you do?
(4,7 or 9 choose)
>>48776
Have the mites run inside me like a hamster wheel and go east. Forest gump this shit.
>>48776
Roll into the city centre and ask for directions
>>48787
You roll into a sidewalk, there you encounter a small cockroach however unlike the ones encountered earlier this one seems friendly.
You send out your mites.
What shall you do?
>Talk
>Attack
>Ignore
>>48809
talk: and ask him/her to join the cause
>>48809
Ask for directions
>>48817
You decide to be passive and ask for directions, you ask him where washington is, he says he can take you there in 3 days.
You decide to trust him and he joins your party.
Out of curiosity he asks you your name?
You tell him your name is.......
>>48832
spaghetti can dan
>>48838
Roll
>>48838
yup
Rolled 30 (1d100)
>>48838
good nuff
>>48832
Am I allowed a reroll OP?
>>48869
You tell roachfriend that your name is Spaghetti Can Dan.
You prepare to start your journey but right as you exit the sidewalk the unthinkable happens, a really weird looking cat approaches you and screeches. You are not a strong enough ghost yet to try to possess him, however your mites and your roachfriend prepare for a battle.
While you are useless in a physical battle you can use spaghetti ghost magic to attack your foe.
You also remember you cant die since you are just a ghost possesing a can of spaghetti.
>>48838
Roll
>>48884
Sure no problem
>>48832
grangle
>>48895
shake ourselves very loudly to freak the cat out
It'll run away
>>48895
yowl ferociously @ kitty to gain metaphysical advantage
>>48918
This
>>48895
Get outta there, Initial D style
>>48924
roll
>>48919
>>48918
You yowl and rattle as loudly as you can.
Sadly you can only rattle a small amount and you dont have vocal cords so your attempts to scare the cat were futile
>>48944
roll away
>>48944
spring forth your noodles and rope the cat up
>>48944
produce & offer kitnip
>>48944
Tell mites to blind the cat with eyes lasers, then you can make a sick escape/
>>48944
cut the cat with our opened can lip
>>48971
Roll
>>48971
You tell the mites to shoot the fucker in the eye.
They all combine the lasers into a solid beam.
The cat is now blinded and stunned.
What do we do now?
>>49012
Roll away
>>49012
take one of kit's whiskers while it's stunned gather mites into can & roll down sidewalk as fast as we can
>>49022
You all decide that its time to get as far away from that mutant catlike creature as possible.
You roll away so fast that roachfriend could barely even get inside.
So you begin to head to washington.
What shall you do?
>>49048
stop for smokes
>>49048
Hone humming skill to pass time
>>49048
Train your ghostly abilities by moving lid up and down
>>49048
Get a turbocharger so you can roll faster
>>49051
You and the gang decide to stop at a local wal-mart and get some smokes.
After entering you evaluate your budget and realize that you are dirt poor, however you can steal some stuff by sneaking it inside you.
Wich items shall you steal?
>>49074
A snickers bar.
>>49076
You're not you when you're hungry. Once you have the snickers bar, feed it to your dust mites and cockroach so they gain snickers powers. Don't forget to save some for yourself, though.
(roll)
>>49074
steal a lighter.. but roll around and look for bug recruits.
>>49076
>>49086
>>49088
You decide to get a snickers bar and a lighter.
You save a piece of the bar for yourself and leave everything else for roachfriend and the mites.
The sugary treat has made the mites and roachfriend both faster and a bit more perceptive.
You start looking for new recruits
>>49074
kools, some pepperoni for attracting bugs, kid rock cd & walkman
>>49103
Posses a spider, or fight it if need be.
>>49103
roll into a storm drain
We need more recruits
>>49117
oh shit a rat
>>49105
You decide to get some pepperoni slices incase you need to tame wild bugs but decide to hold off on the walkman since you dont have ears.
>>49117
>>49115
You decide that recruiting a spider is a good idea, after serching for cobweb in the old ailes of the the market you finally come across one.
Surprisingly enough its a black widow, you tell him about your noble cause and he says he joins in exchange for one mite.
Will you take the deal?
>>49136
Thats a tough split. Yes, but he must weave spider silk pants for the rest of them.
>>49140
agreed. roll
But if the black widow plans to kill the mite, make sure he gives the mite an honorable death and a proper burial. Even if it's just in some trash or something.
>>49136
tough trade but okay
>>49140
You decide to give away one mite for the spider.
The mite knows about this and realizes that its for a good cause.
The other 4 mites give him a group hug before the spider devours him.
You cant help but feel bad you never even knew its name.
>>49136
right on bub sounds fair just dont let him suffer he was a good little chap and fought hard for what he believed in til the end
>>49150
Give the rest of the mites names. OP decides what to name them.
Welp that'll be it for tonight, it was fun.
ill be back tomorrow in the evening
>>49157
rolling for OP to stay and finish this
>>49157
Rest well OP.
>>49159
roll
>>49157
sleep well op art made me laugh thank you
Im back everybody
This is our party so far.
What should we do?
>>52885
you're not OP.Continue with the cockroach to washington DC
>>52885
we should ask the cockroach about his plan for getting us to dc
>>52971
>>53038
You ask roachfriend to explain to you how exactly are we getting to washington.
He pulls out a surprisingly small tourist map of the US, he says that the safer route would be to go through alleys and roads and the fastest route would be going through the sewers.
What will you do?
>>52971
Roll
>>53140
We take the sewers, with spiderbro we could easily handle danger.
>>53140
Go through alleys and roads. Nice, safe sightseeing
>>53271
it just occured to me that that was a shitty roll. There was a very low chance of going to sewers
a better roll should be used. How about a 1d2?
>>53169
You decide to take the alleys and be safe.
You calmly enter one of the alleys.
You look around but other than trash you can see nothing of interest, however you couldve sworn for a second you saw that empty bottle move
>>53346
As a reminder the first post to get 4,7 or 9 gets to choose what to do
>>53346
look inside the bottle
Perhaps some magical liqueur to strengthen our mob
>>53400
I agree lets check out the bottle
>>53437
>>53400
You decide to inspect the bottle you get close and it rattles and you hear a squeak, you expect a mice and get ready to throw some pepperoni at it but before you can the bottle asks you for your name.
Turns out its another ghost trapped in a useless container.
You present yourself as Spaghetti Can Dan and it says it doesnt remember its name.
After a long chat he learns about your noble cause and decides to join you on your quest.
The bottle is now part of your party.
You tell the spider to draw a face on it to give it more personality.
>>53523
continue on our path down the alleys to dc
>>53523
Share half our minions with him
In the event of death of us half can still continue the mission
>>53523
continue through alley
>>53661
reroll
>>53708
reroll
>>53571
>>53638
>>53661
You decide to keep rolling to washington.
On the way there you give 2 mites and spider to the bottle incase it gets into trouble, for now however it wont make a difference since you are together.
>>53764
Keep going, maybe go on a wild adventure on the nearest trashcan.
>>53797
A trashcan would be a great idea, especially a possessed one. He could crush bugs and also act as a shelter.
>>53821
I think we got astronomically lucky with the possessed bottle. A trashcan would push our luck.
>>53844
dubs speak, i only want him to get more companions like rats.
>>53797
You decide that a trashcan is too intimidating and instead head into the closes junkyard.
You find heaps and heaps of trash, perhaps you could try to upgrade yourself with some junk.
What shall you do?
>>53886
>traschan too intimidating
>so we go to a fucking junkyard
>basically a giant trashcan
ok.
Let's look for some computer parts so we can be a cyborg.
>>53886
Feed the junk to your fellow companions.
>>53916
reroll
>>53886
Assimilate some more cans so you can rattle
>>53886
Feed food scraps to minions, get weapons, stick a shard of glass to the side of the can with tape or something
>>53987
>>53916
You decide to upgrade yourself to the most amazing cyborg you can.
Sadly you dont know much about technology so you end up eating a few sticks of ram.
You feel like you can think faster now,although that might just be placebo.
>>54102
Feed the scraps of food to your companions and make them train.
>>54102
your ram expands your short term memory. You are able to remember seeing a processor, which you realize actually will help you be smarter.
>>54197
>telling the story instead of saying an action
>>54129
You decide to feed your bug companions.
While they eat you decide to train, while training you finally were able to conjure up your first useful move and summen a magic meatball attack. You couldnt be prouder.
Bottle just chills and guards.
What shall you do?
>>54218
inspire bottle.
Bottle needs more motivation.
Ask bottle to train with you.
>>54218
Everyone trains, and later goes to search for more food.
>>54236
I second this
>>54218
>>54274
You talk to the bottle hoping to cheer it up and motivate it.
It doesnt work very well, it tells you it doesnt want to be a bottle anymore.
You promise him to help him possess something better along the way.
He cheers up a bit.
What shall you do?
steal a car to speed up travel
>>54365
rerol
>>54349
Explore the junkyard more. You might find something useful. Try finding something sharp to protect yourself.
go ask /adv/
>>54382
reroll
>>54365
rol
>>54396
reroll
>>54365
another rol
>>54402
roll
>>54419
You get the urge to go to /adv/ for some advice....
You have no idea what that is.
You ask roachfriend if he knows where /adv/ is, he answers about some imageboard and starts talking about cancer for some reason, you decide to leave him be.
What shall you do?
>>54447
I lol'd.. ask bottle man to possess the ram you integrated into your architecture for the time being... Double the ghost power right?
How can the can talk when it's established that he doesn't have vocal chords? Does he communicate telepathically? If so then why couldn't he talk to the cat?
>>54447
look around the dump for a vehicle
>>54474
In your way to give the ramaining sticks of ram you hear bottle shriek and see a hobo trying to grab him and drink him, the hobo is too out of it to realize bottle's empty.
You decide to call out your party and combat initiates.
What shall you do?
>>54476
The bottle is also a ghost, so they can talk to each other telepathically.
>>54549
make him ask for change and place change in yourself
>>54549
we cast meatball at the hobo to show our peaceful intentions.
>>54569
You cast meatball at the hobo.
You put too much force into the meatball it rolls into the heaps of trash behind the hobo, he follows the meatball.
You and your party decide to tail it out of the junkyard and continue on your journey to washington.
What shall you do?
label yourself, "Pennies for Poor Africans"
>>54630
roll
>>54630
This
>>54630
brilliant! I agree
>>54614
Feed the world by upgrading your meatball ability until you can cast meatballs rapidly. Give meatballs to everybody.
>>54630
>>54634
>>54635
>>54642
In the middle of a busy street you decide to label yourself "Pennies for Poor Africnas", quickly spider starts to thread the message into your label.
Spiders dont have very good grammar.
Surprisingly enough you still got some cash at the end of the day.
Your budget went from $0 to $84
>>54701
lets buy a skateboard for bottle to possess
then we can GO FAST BABY
>>54710
reroll pls
>>54758
we should try to be good samaritans from now on since we are trying to create world peace
>>54768
but how can a bunch of bugs and a ghost can buy a skateboard
steal it and leave the money on the counter? i don't know
>>54784
that sounds like a good plan
rolling for this
>>54784
find an insane person and be his best friend
he can buy the skateboard
donate the money for aids research in Africa
donate all the money for aids research in africa
>>54784
>>54768
>>54758
It is set then, you decide to steal a skateboard. after about 3 streets you finally find a Toys R Us.
This is going to be the heist of the century.
Its going to be elaborate, amazing and have one of those plot twist endings like in every heist movie.
What shall you do?
>>54831
roll the skateboard out of the store quietly and when nobody's around
>>54831
hack the cameras to make it say, "Spaghetti Can Dan's Adventure"
everyone who sees the camera footage will suspect it as a cartoon rather than evidence
>>54877
this, use your spooky ghost magic to make the camera footage cartoony as heck. Just roll out with the skateboard and deposit the appropriate cash near the registers as you do.
With your magic and bottle's magic, you can do it.
>>54877
insert ram into camera
>>54901
rolling for thisrelated image to set the mood
>>54877
10/10 rolling for this
>>54877
>>54893
With the power of magic and cobwebs you put a cartoon layout on the camera, and you roll out on your skateboard with your peeps. The guy at the cash registry notices you but he has worked at retail long enough to not even care anymore.
The security guard sees the footage and instantly goes on a rant on how "90's cartoons were so much better".
The heist was a success.
What shall we do now?
>>55127
Get the bottle to possess the skateboard
>>55148
roll
>>55183
reroll
>>55196
re-reroll
Look for a plastic bag to make a sail for the skateboard.
bottle and can replace front two skateboard wheels, use magic to go fast (spaghetti can dan keeps the 2 wheels for later)
>>55148
You encourage bottlefriend into possessing the skateboard. Youre not sure if he can actually do it but you cheer for him nontheless
>>55371
You feel uneasy and dizzy and before you know it what used to be bottlefriend was now a cracked bottle in the floor, and the skateboard was now moving on its own.
You tell boardfriend you are proud of his accomplishment, you also tell the spider to give him a face for personality.
What shall you do now?
>>55422
Back to the junkyard to find a motor to attach to the skateboard
>>55434
I agree with this.
>>55422
tell skateboardfriend to do a flip
>>55434
reroll
>>55469
This is more important.
>>55434
You go to a nearby smaller junkyard and look for something to help boardfriend propell faster.
You manage to find an old leaf blower in perfect condition, you install it and combining it with rad skate magic you are able to go faster than most cars in the street.
>>55552
install a turbocharger so we can go 300 km/h, we'll get to washington in no time
but we're in america, so 300 km/h is 180 mph
>>55552
let's hit the road jack
dc or bust
>>55580
actually first, get some seatbelts (duct tape) so nobody falls off
>>55552
attach wings to boardfriend
>>55469
Suddenly for no apparent reason boardfriend does an amazing trick is so complex and astonishing you cannot help but look in admiration.
Its a shame this panel isnt animated or well drawn.
What shall we do?
>>55627
on second thought, don't get a turbocharger, not fast enough
get a huge spoiler and racing stripes, who cares about seatbelts and parts that are actually useful when you're travelling at 500mph
>>55617
>>55651
You tell spider to make you a seatbelt and all the bugs get inside of you.
Bruce willis was dead all along in the sixth sense.
Now that you have a seatbelt and a huge spoiler you are ready to go.
We should get to washington in just a few minutes.
What shall we do?
>>55670
if it's only going to take a few minutes, go for it
look at all the sights to see in DC
seal yourself so that the bugs can breathe, then fly to the intergalactic council for help
>>55670
Time to hone your show tune singing skills
here's skatefriend so far:
>>55670
cast meatball into boardfriend's leafblower
see if it shoots like a bullet when leafblower blows
>>55698
this. it's better to know if it works than find out it doesn't when you're in the middle of fighting the president
>>55706
I agree with this
>>55674
You arrive at the gates of the whitehouse, you are not sure if you should go in yet. You might be able to persuade the president but not security. Training and stocking items would be highly recommended
>>55726
Go to the salvation army and buy some clothes that resemble something a african dictator would wear,
>>55726
get a shit ton of pepperoni and enlist an army of rats, feed them spaghettios so they can shoot lasers
>>55737
You decide that rats would be too wasteful of resources and too hard to tame.
Instead you go into a nest of ants close by and start throwing your pepperoni from wal-mart and summoning spaghettios.
Before you know it thousands of ants are eating all the spaghettio laced pepperoni.
You now have a disposable ant laser army.
What shall you do?
>>55792
make a small detour to Minnesota and recruit the biggest ball of twine
kill the president and take your place as the new and permanent leader of the united states
>>55792
Use the ants to force larger creatures to succumb and follow you
Ants are powerful in numbers
>>55809
b-but our quest is for world peace..
give the dustmites a retirement plan for all of their hard work with you
>>55818
this. then you can get some rats
>>55792
Use the ants as mercenaries, tasked to jam up the White House's vents withy heir bodies
Also to form a staircase (or ramp) for you to use to get in the vents
>>55818
This, so hard
dispossess the can, and instead possess one of the guards
>>55819
he can use the power of Leader of America for world peace
>>55847
peace wins again!
Hooray my idea
>>55832
You decide to finally give your mites a retirement you salute them and give them a metaphorical medal of honor since they dont actually make medals that small.
But the mites refuse they worked this hard they are staying with you till the end.
If your eyes were real right now you would be crying tears of pride.
>>55880
These guys are fucking martyrs.
have them lead the ants.
Which numbers are winners, again?
Make ant army form arms and legs, partially possess one ant per appendage, allowing slow but more efficient movement.
>>55880
promote the mites to officer status so they may command the ant armies in Operation Ventilation
>>55898
>>55835
You send your ant legion to search for rat recruits on the sewers.
You also send your mites to lead them in battle.
use humorous misunderstandings to make boardfriend rally internet users to support your cause financially
>>55927
wait around for the ants and mites to come back (hopefully with rats). while you're at it, practice your psychic powers, and get skatefriend to do some radical drifts or something.
>>55910
4,7 and 9 but if a single request gets alot of rerolls then ill take it
>>55946
roll
>>55946
this, skatebro and us both need to work on our powers.
>>55946
re-roll
>>55946
re-reroll
>>55946
Reroll
>>55977
Holy shit, while practicing your psychic spaghetti powers you finally do it.
You summon spaghetti strands. You were only able to summon 2 at a time but for now you can use this as arms; Finally you will not have to ask your bugs to pass you shit thats 3cm away from you.
You continue to practice and wait while boardfriend does some sick tricks.
The President is going to be in a parade in Dallas later today.
Position your dust mites on a grassy knoll to assassinate The President with the meatball being shot out of boardfriend's exhaust.
Take over America and use your power to attain world peace.
>>56029
love this, opens plenty of opportunities and skatefriend can get us there very quickly
>>56029
oh
>>56027
Those are some pretty sick drifts boardfriend.
>>56029
Dan thinks about this proposal, sadly killing someone would go against his peace motives, also dallas is too far to make it in time even with boardfriend.
Maybe you can knock him out and swarm the place with rats while you escort the president into a safe location to talk about politics.
>>56029
We never tried shooting the meatball, so we should see if it works first.
>>56029
if this fails play off the attempted assassination as what you thought was a friendly gesture, since it appeased the hobo
>>56097
Start a full-blown charity and advertise on the internet. Once our charity is big enough, we might be able to arrange talks with the President. We have to find someone to talk for us, though. To the mental hospital!
>>56098
You call boardfriend and try out your new battle move, after a few failed tries you both finally time it just right.
It goes at such speeds that halfway through the shot it stopped being a meatball and became a meateor
>>56149
check to see if meateor wiped out any dinosaurs, as you have read they tend to do
>>56159
lol
>>56149
Once the mites and ants are back, get some skis, attach them to the wheels, and voila, makeshift boat. Since we can move at near the speed of sound, we can travel around the entire world in no time. Head to Syria and assassinate the leader of ISIS.
>>56159
Hopefully that was an inside job.
>>56193
get inside Air Force One
>>56209
That was Air Force One, we just killed the president
>>56209
>>56193
>>56219
Oh...
>>56229
Install one of your mite officers as the new president
He will take a strict pacifist stance on every issue ever
Move on to new country
Run for office, sport a master plan for world peace as well as increased rights for ghosts posessing useless containers.
>>56229
Time to take over America, anyone who disagrees gets a meatball through the head
>>56229
find out which president died and find out who is vice president (because the vice president takes over the president's job if he's dead)
>>56238
Reroll
>>56249
he and everyone under him were in the plane
lead red party to victory
>>56229
Run for president under the campaign slogan "Society, Success and Spaghetti"
>>56238
REEEEroll
>>56229
Become Donald Trump
>>56238
reroll
>>56249
>>56264
You stand there in shock and awe, you just killed the president.
You cant believe it, he had just taken the position too.
While you were lost in thought a wig falls from the sky. It look like it fell from the plane
What shall you do?
>>56305
oh shit nigger!
>>56305
Don the wig, become Donald Trump, nobody will notice
>>56305
go to president's body and use psychic arms to move him like a puppet
make america great again
>>56305
Attempt to impersonate and replace the president, and frame the crash as a misunderstanding to calm the public
>>56305
Attempt to shrink the Trump's suit and wear it, as well as putting on his wig, and act as the president.
>>56323
rull
>>56329
You decide to make america great again, you try to grab the wig to have that politician look.
However as you grab it you can hear a voice say "Dont touch me damn it"
Another ghost? maybe it was someone who died on the plane.
What shall you do?
>>56356
salute the wig
>>56370
rollerino
>>56356
ask the ghost about his mcdonalds commercial
and what happened to grimace
ghost murder doesnt count against pacifism...
>>56356
Ghost fusion, become one with the other ghost/the wig
>>56356
Tell the wig ghost about your rat crusade, try to convince him to join your party (keep the meatballs a secret)
>>56379
You salute the ghost, he tries to convince you to make him president again.
You would have to think about it since you need the position if you want to complete your plans.
>>56408
ask him for 1/4 of the navy
>>56408
team up with the wig to reinstall him as president
After you enlighten him with your pacifist philosophy, of course.
silence the wig, the position is yours and yours alone.
>>56408
psychic powers training montage
>>56420
this, consume the ghost then wear the wig
perhaps you get better powers if you eat ghosts
>>56414
wouldnt he not have powers now that he is a ghost?
>>56408
Maybe team up with the wig and work together to be president?
>>56428
I meant it like
I'll help you become president IF you give me 1/4 of the navy afterwards
>>56417
>>56414
You open your third eye and using your psychic powers you implant your pacifism ideologies into him. You also convince him of complete and absolute control of 1/4 of the Navy.
Wigbro starts flapping his hairstrands and starts to fly away into the congress to be re-elected.
What now?
>>56445
Race him there for the hell of it
>>56445
Run for president against wigbro
>>56445
tell wigbro that he can only speak to ghosts unless he can physically talk somehow
>>56445
Request to become a foreign ambassador when he gets reinstalled, to make the next step all the more easy
>>56450
rol
Rolled 170, 441, 59, 792, 948, 671, 935, 623, 967, 487 = 6093 (10d1000)
>>56450
Roll
apply generous amounts of tomato sauce to wigbro and trap him inside of yourself
>>56489
>>56481
>>56450
You decide that for no reason at all you will race him there, You call board bro and ride him at max speed, as you pass by wigbro you can hear him whispering "What the fuck".
Now what?
>>56525
Patiently wait for him to catch up then politely ask to become a cabinet member if he becomes president
To make the next step in global pacifism smoother
>>56525
register for the presidental election before him, gotta get that port priority
>>56534
go with this
>>56533
Reroll
>>56525
ask if you can wear him and help him win
Well thats all for tonight folks.
ill come back again tomorrow evening.
>>48358
reroll
>>56567
thanks man this is a good quest
>>49157
im looking forward to this happening
>>56525
visit a gunshop and get a flamethrower
>>56525
go around the word so fast that you go back to when he was a baby and tell him to be a fireman instead of a president/wig/ghost, he can then help with the 7/11 disaster
RETURN DAMMIT
>>60422
YOUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED
also guys im really sorry i was late today.
>>61677
You arrive at the US Capitol and youre ready to become a presidential candidate, you even put on a sauce tie to represent your professionalism and political experience.
You know nothing of politics, youre a man of decisions not knowledge, they ask you about your party but your birthday is not close yet so you become an independent party.
Boardbro becomes your vicepresident and all your bugs take the other positions.
>>56268
Your campaign slogan is "Society, Success and Spaghetti" and considering the reaction the bugs had with it its gonna be very popular with the masses.
But what are your promises?
How are you going to do it?
Can you even compete with wigbro?
This going to be a tough campaign.
What shall you do?
>>61779
lure wigbro out back and beat the life out of him
>>61779
adopt a platform that appeals to other bugs and possess them through mass media
>>61804
i think he meant to say boardfriend
>>61804
>>61836
You decide to try and fuck boardfriend. you try to persuade him into doing it, he reminds you ghost cant have sex and dont have genitalia.
You are beyond dissapointed.
What shall you do?
>>61912
fuck i meant ghosts*
>>61912
start a fastfood chain named, "Spaghetti Can Dan's Meatballs"
>>61912
create a spaghetti male genitalia and try to fuck boardbro
>>61912
Promise to build a wall at the canadian border.
>>61981
rolin
>>61912
Invade Europe and liberate the oppressed spaghetti cans
>>62143
roll
>>61912
label yourself, "Meatballs for Poor Africans"
hopefully you'll gain support
>>61981
Using your election influence and fame you open a fastfood chain called Spaghetti Can Dan's Meatballs it becomes a huge sucess in the US it becomes so extremely popular it has more locals per square than starbucks.
Your menu consists of only one item: Meatballs and it costs 10$.
You sell the rights to your restaurant to a big company
Your budget is 10000084$
find a noticeable hairpiece for yourself, such as a wig, beard, or happy trail, and run your entire campaign based off of jokes, popularity, and awfulness
Use $50K of your new money to start taking out advertisements for your political party
>>61986
You start your first public speech.
Since you dont actually have a mouth and dont have enough psychic power to talk to alot of people at the same time you use a text-to-speech software.
Among basic pomises you make your first great decision and promise to build a wall in the Canadian border.
Americans cheer and applaud you, your popularity raises incredibly in the polls.
Canadians also support this decision, you now have some canadian support wich will help your cause later on.
(Fuck, i had to redraw this and the last panel since i accidentally closed the tab twice in a row)
>>62451
You use $50K for publicity.
Your face appears constantly in ads, your posters are plastered on all the major cities, your face is on the benches and the buses all over washington.
Tourists that dont know about the elections are extremely confused about a tin can with a face appearing everywhere.
I'm loving this quest, thanks OP
>>62605
Thanks dude, i appreciate all the posts too.
>>62588
Travel to Africa, and use our power to feed starving people
>>62639
Do this
You proceed with the Final Solution in order to secure peace you must wipe out inferior Ravioli cans.
>>62639
>>62645
You rent a private plan since private jets are really fucking expensive, you travel to africa and go to all the hungry and poor tribes and start spamming the meatball attack furiously.
All the spamming tires you but also improves your magic skills greatly, after a week you return to the US and are informed that the mites are back from their mission.
You now have an army of ants and rats at your disposal.
Helping Africa got you alot of positive media attention and support from african leaders.
>>62810
What new magic we have?
We should start a helping center, and feed the poor meatballs.
>>62839
You can now summon large amounts of spaghetti sauce, after trying out different moves you summon a wave of spaghetti sauce that moves rapidly, that seems like it would be very useful.
What shall we do now?
>>62921
how much are we popular?
>>62921
Start a helping center for the poor in america and feed them meatballs with spaghetti sauce.
>>62921
Sail around the US entire coastline.
Doing cool tricks and going to voting conventions to get people to vote for you
By sailing the entire coastline you'll set a new world record of longest sailing of the US coastline by can giving you more fame, fortune and a radical cool look amongst the youth of America
>>62959
We get to train our magic in the process too.
>>62949
You are extremely popular when it comes to the media and in internet culture however when it comes to politics you still havent made enough important decisions for people to vote for you.
Still you are only slightly behind wigbro and a decent margin behind hillary sanders.
>>62921
use SauceWaveâ„¢ to turn wigbro into a bowl of spaghetti during one of his rallies, make him the nations laughing-stock
>>63051
Ruin Hilary's whole career by proving that she/he/it voted for the war in Iraq
>>63067
You plan out your next speech you have to completely crush your opponents, first you contact your newly made friends with political power in africa and convince them of giving you top secret footage of the meetings behind closed doors of the war in iraq.
You show the video in the middle of the speech, hillary sanders gasps and for a second you can even see the defeat in its eyes. The crowd starts booing and her popularity goes down intensely.
He stays silent for a solid 2 minutes thinking of what to say. Then she accuses you of rape.
What shall you do?
>>63192
Reveal to the audience you are a bisexual that identifies as a asexual can and is very incapable of rape, in fact Hillary Sanders being a woman accusing us of rape is very offensive to us and she is in fact the one who is raping us right now *gives crying face to audience*
>>63192
declare political bullshit and restate that this is not even possible
Then Counter her attack by accusing her of being the mastermind behind Air Force One's destruction
tell your mites to shoot the fucker in the eye
>>63233
Reroll
>>63277
There's like
4 people in this thread
yes
>>63230
roll
>>63233
>>63259
You rebuttle by stating that you dont have genitals and or arms to even touch her all you have is to spaghetti noodles you can control.
You also proceed to bullshit and lie and start pointing out connections between the iraq conspiracy and the Air Force One incident.
Turns out it wasnt bullshit at all, hillary confesses she did destroy the air force one and that she wouldve gotten away with it had it not been for you meddling ghosts, she then kills herself on stage.
In one solid speech you have eliminated your main competitor and surpassed wigbro.
What shall you do?
>>63333
fuck, i meant two*
>>63333
using power of quads, win entire election (also because you are the most popular anyways and we should get to the whol world peace part of this world peace adventure)
>>63333
make programs to prevent suicides
it will be so preventing it will revive hillary sanders from the grave
>>63333
Can I just say that your writing is hilarious
It's almost as great as those quads
>>63333
congratulate OP on his sweet digits
>>63333
We've gotta strengthen our campaign and put the nail in the coffin.
Come up with a witty phrase like "Dan Can" or"Dan's the man who uses his noodle".
Point out your proven leadership with the masses of ants and spiders who follow you out of a sheer dedication to your ideals, as well as the fact that you've also been able to start up and sell for the purpose of self-funding your campaign a business which serves and employs millions of Americans. Remind them of how you painstaking used your ability to summon food for hungry africans, and that you would do your part in helping american children in need. Also point out that wigbro doesn't have a face, and that you can never really tell what he's thinking.
Or just buy a bunch of heinz cans and summon genies.
>>63333
After a short while of campaigning you win the campaign by a landslide
Use your new power to shift government spending from war materials to urban development, charities and particularly foreign relations
>>63405
roll
>>63405
*win the election
>>63405
roll
>>63422
better way of putting it, win election and we can decide what to do with our new (political) powers later
>>63470
this works too
>>63470
ok, that's fine
>>63470
>>63482
>>63495
Because you now have 94 percent of all votes in the US the congress decides to skip directly to the voting.
You Win. Congratulations you are now president of the United States of America.
This is only the beggining.
(Thats it for today folks, ill be back tomorrow at evening, have a good night)
>>63538
thanks for the quest op
>>63538
Op is pretty cool
For tomorrow because I don't know exactly when you'll return
>>63538
Once you get cozy in the Oval Office you notice pretty quickly that the USA is very, very nationally focused on its military, and is perceived as a bully and/or total douchebag by much of the rest of the world
Maybe it's time for a change.
Begin to focus on diplomacy and fixing America's reputation
>>63739
Needs to focus more on pasta
>>63811
Perhaps this could be a means to help the cause
Replace some of our destroyers with spaghetti cans and ship them to countries that don't like us as gifts
Similar to how the Statue of Liberty was a gift
i also wanted to add 4 possibilities for tommorow
1. use your african connections to convert them into american territories, called the African-Americas. this also means that we can start calling blacks blacks and still being politically correct.
2. assemble a small camera crew to start filming the "Spaghetti Can Dan Adventures" special: "Big Can Dans presidential adventure" with several zany adventures around the white house grounds.
3. start building the military forces under the guise of "peacekeepers" it worked well for hitler it can work well for you, also this allows more diplomacy options with both threats and defensive pacts being a valuable proposition for other countries.
4. end all obvious troop deployment, allowing instead for special ops and similar undercover units to infiltrate foreign governments. mexico and canada are top priorities.
P.S: now that you are president, it may be time to buy a little piece of the florida keyes/hawaii to be able to retire loyal troops, like the mites, roachfriend, and the black widow.
I see alot of good suggestions here, im gonna start drawing the most interesting ones i see from last night, then we will continue with the (4,7 and 9) format.
>>67821
Aww shit nigga yeah
Let's roll
>>63739
You decide to form peace treaties with countries you had a hard past with and promise help to countries in need.
Instantly you get positive feedback and the masses like you more as a leader.
>>67924
Get deathly ill.
>>67924
Spaghetti Can Dan gets cancer.
>>67924
Get deathly sick just to get more support from the goverments worldwide
>>63883
You decide to end all obvious troop deployment and stay decide for special ops and similar undercover units to infiltrate foreign goverments.
You also decide to portray all the military forces as peacekeepers and make it their motto to "mantain peace not enforce it".
With the troops not on enemy grounds thousands of families are thankful for having their husbands, fathers and brothers at home, while some of the media disagrees with that decision most of the masses agree that its for the best.
>>68086
Fix the Trade imbalance and improve the American Economy
>>63883
You use 5,900,000$ to buy the Twichell island in florida and retire your most loyal troops to it.
You bought an entire island for 4 mites a spider and a cockroach, they should have enough space to live comfortably.
You still mantain in contact with them incase you need their assistance.
>>68086
We need to formalize our political party. I vote Boardbro for VP, Roachfriend for Secretary of State, and our mites for positions as generals in our military.
>>68244
make rape legal
that means less crime, and less crime is good
>>68107
You decide to fix the trade imbalance by increasing the exports of pasta by 1000 percent.
The US has now become the worlds biggest exporter of pasta.
The economy has improved significantly.
>>68296
Until the Meateor we shot earlier finally falls from the sky because it in fact didn't hit airforce one. And hits our spaghetti transport.
>>68296
challenge italy into best pasta duel
>>68319
You call the italian goverment and decide to settle the complete control of worldwide pasta market to whoever wins a 1v1 pasta duel.
They agree, you decide that there is no better pasta to represent the United States of America other than you.
They inform you, you will be going against their best pasta, Spaghetti Plate Kate, its going to be a 1v1 so boardfriend cant help you on this. Youre on your own.
What shall you do?
>>68371
Let's meet Spaghetti Plate Kate. Maybe we can convince her to throw the contest, for the good of mankind. And maybe we can get a ghost waifu
>>68372
You decide to make things interesting. The entire country. All of it. Italy accepts almost immediatly infact almost too quickly, could spaghetti plate kate be that good? are they just overconfident? is there a hidden ace up their sleeve? With all these questions you begin to doubt your abilities.
>>68414
ask for contest rules
>>68381
This
>>68414
What's at stake if we lose? OUR country?
>>68480
perhaps. i have faith though
>>68441
1 on 1, no items allowed inside the colloseum.
You are only allowed to use your own abilities.
Whoever is unable to fight anymore loses.
>>68480
Yes
>>68459
While a potential ghost relationship seems nice you decide to save any future plans until you actually see the other ghost.
What shall you do?
>>68508
You call forth a champion to compete in your place!
>>68508
You have to pray to the Grain god for strength in this fight.
>>68508
TRAINING MONTAGE
>>68550
yes this
>>68539
You try to call a champion but there is only one other pasta in the country, and its a retarded ghost who possesed a single ravioli
>>68550
>>68566
You start your training montage, before you know it Eye of the Tiger is playing on the background. You practice your magic. You strengthen your noodles. You also decide to get your can shined, you look like you were recently bought from the supermarket, who knows you might even use your charm to win the fight altogether.
You feel ready.
>>68682
Buy a nice bowtie for your duel
>>68682
use or powers for more body parts
>>68704
You decide to go into the presidential room and look in the wardrobe for something nice to wear for the occasion, you find a bowtie and put it on. Its perfect.
>>68734
can we make noodle legs now? noodle dick?
>>68734
Head to the Colosseum to begin the duel
>>68734
Sharpen our lid so it can be used for melee attacks.
>>68737
>>68757
>>68770
You add 2 more limbs to your can body, you make 2 legs wich are hard to control and look silly so you decide to not use them, the dick idea is not bad but you rather not have your dick exposed in the public when you are the president of the United States.
You also sharpen your lid, you can never be too careful.
You are ready to head to the colosseum.
>>68847
Play some 90's metallica while you enter the colosseum.
Make sure there are no son's of the harpy present.
create lazer spaghetti-o's in bulk so that you can combine their beams during the fight
pay attention to her intro, as she will probably give away her special move when she enters the arena
>>69069
>>69084
While spaghettios are a good plan stocking them would look suspicious to th judges since they would think its an item you brought.
If video games and cartoons have taught you anything its that weak points are always handed to you or are extremely obvious.
Walk in with lid held high to face our destiny.
>>69126
>>69158
You walk into the colosseum.
Crowds cheer. The place was full to the brim.
Youre ready. In the VIP seats you can see boardfriend with a worried expression, when he notices youre looking at him he changes to a sympathetic smile.
>>69126
in worst case scenarios, you can snap off your lid and throw it like a frisbee of death
>>69212
wink at boardbro then flex for the crowd
>>69212
A plate of spaghetti enters the other side of the arena.
Really...?
Is this the best Italy could bring? you imagined it would be something bigger or flashier but nope, its just an ordinary plate of spaghetti.
Well its time to find out who is the superior pasta.
>>69126
Get a blade welded to the side. It wouldn't be a weapon it would be part of the can
>>69256
Whoops too late.
Cartwheel Kate and slice her with the lid
Use meatball on the plate's own meatballs to scatter it.
>>69253
Complement her meatballs, let her make the first move.
>>69253
Seduce kate
>>69253
Cast a sauce wave and spew some spaghettios as soon as physically possible.
>>69253
The fight starts.
(1,3 and 8 Choose)
>>69294
Scratch that. We're peaceful. Try some diplomacy with kate. Complement her and such.
ride saucewave and slice with lid
use spaghetti magic to shoot lazers out of your bowtie
give that fucker a third meatball (shoot her with your meateor)
Take out your gun and shoot the spaghetti.
>>69390
We don't have a gun. No outside items in the arena.
>>69399
in that case maybe hide the bowtie and dont use it
>>69381
You try to use a meateor on kate but without boardfriend the meatball is too weak, you do a small amount of damage.
Use psychic powers to confound her with dank memes.
>>69399
Fine. Eat the spaghetti.
>>69410
spaghetti strand whip?
>>69418
probably poisoned
>>69410
Fuck her shit up with the wave
>>69427
Too bad. Eat it!
>>69410
Ride a sauce wave into her with the lid being used as a battering ram.
>>69440
agreed, you are a ghost so that health bar probably means nothing
>>69460
This is a good point, but we don't have a mouth.
PEACE
E
A
C
E
>>69469
we have an empty inside and an open top
She attacks you with the meatball.
You are extremely bored, there is no risk in this battle youre both ghosts you cant die, spaghetti is weak against spaghetti.
This battle might go on forever.
>>69481
Ask her if love can bloom on a battlefield and give her a wink
>>69479
>we have an empty inside and an open top
She might be able to remove us from our vessel though.
I recommend we propose to this beautiful plate of pasta.
Use your spaghetti charm!
The plate houses her spirit focus it with a sauce wave.
>>69481
shoot boardfriend with a meatball
>>69500
>not proposing to boardbro, who has been with you through thick and thin
pleb. I say we seduce her and then break her heart immediately
Make spaghetti babies
>>69481
ask what gender xhe is before starting relationship
>>69541
Let's atleast see if she's got the spaghetti hots for us
>>69541
Boardbro is great, but i'm pretty sure he's a male ghost(Gay marriage between ghosts is illegal) . If not i'm in.
>>69585
>triggered
>>69541
You decide to make love not war.
You get close to kate and compliment her. you can tell she wants you, she mustve been lonely for so long searching for another pasta.
You caress her plate she tells you to keep going.
>>69559
You ask her what xher gender is, she is a cis female spaghetti plate.
>>69613
Ask her to become your first dish.
>>69613
grow a spaghetti dick
>>69613
the way to win a conflict is to end it, tell the italians that there will be no more violence because all pasta is created equal.
>>69613
spaghetti dick time, show a true act of love in front of all these people, forever uniting italy and american into: The United States of Italica
>>69664
>>69669
>>69689
>>69691
You ask her to become your first dish(lady) and she accepts.
Then combining both of your psychic powers you start making a speech together about how every pasta is equal and send it throughout the entire colosseum.
>>69585
I never specified boardfriends gender
>>69754
Now annex Italy and from the US Italia empire
>>69754
Do ghosts even have gender?
>>69791
You convince kate to admit defeat and instantly plant an american flag on the middle of the colosseum to signify the day italy became the United States of Pasta and part of the American empire.
>>69826
I mean i guess since they dont have genitalia there is no gender so fuck it call them whatever you want.
>>69866
I think we'll need to pacife the middle east next. We should do this by replacing Islam with Pastaism.
>>69866
Elect boardbro as the new pope
Use your lid to attack
yeah, is dan a pastafarian? like unironically
>>69893
and make pastafarian the official religion of the American Empire
nevermind
>>69866
force every country to destroy their nukes
threaten them with raining meatballs
>>69905
I don't like the term pastafarian. Pastaism sounds much better. Anyone else agree?
>>69915
this
>>69923
But pastafarian is actually a thing
shitpost on /int/
>>69931
Yeah, but it sounds super faggy.
>>69905
>>69923
>>69893
>>69891
You decide to make peace in the middle east your next goal? but wich country should you start with?
Also you decide to make every religion illegal then create your own religion pastifism, you dont believe in any god but believe in the potential of a perfect society by means of peace.
>>69948
Let's go with Egypt. It isn't home to too many extremists.
>>69948
spread pastafism throughout the world by giving people free pasta
>>69948
Elect boardbro pasta pope and have him call the ninth crusade for Jerusalem
>>69965
reroll
Saudi or UAE, the financial support will help
>>69948
annex african kingdoms. make "african americas".
MAKE
BLACKS
BLACK
FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THIS
HOW COULD I
>>69964
Roll
>>69948
OP you still alive?
>>70435
sorry im having a family emergency so its going to end early today, see you guys tomorrow
>>70502
You're going to come back, right Op?
Op is rip :(
>>70502
I hope all is well with your family
>>70502
Rolling for emergency is solved
god speed Can Man.
god speed
posting spaghetti can dan and friends fan art in the abscense
>>74699
It's beautiful anon.
>>74753
Thank you
Saw this adventure posted elsewhere and just loved the premise. Best wishes to whatever Can Man may be dealing with at the moment as well.
Fan art it is then. Forbidden love
That was comfy. Someone should save all the picture squares and make an imgur album
>>76865
Stay comfy in the clouds, pupper.
;_;7
Im back everyone, everything turned out fine and i finally have a gf so im happier than ever.
(4,7 and 9 choose)
>>76865
If someone could do that would be nice since i doubt we can finish the quest in 1 thread
>>77622
did you gain a gf from a family emergency?
if so, you gave me quite a hearty kek
>>77622
Come on Egypt!
Thats nice to hear can man. I'm glad everything worked out.
>>77758
Nah i got done about it and i talk to some girl i knew about the issue and we hit it off
>>77777
TOO MANY 7'S DAWG.
>>77777
Aw sheeeeeeit quints boi
>>77777
You suddenly feel the universe wants to help you out. You land on egypt and instantly it becomes annexed to the American empire.
You dont understand how or why this happened, the egyptian goverment literally just gifted the country to you.
You feel blessed.
What shall you do?
>>77937
Let's get some financial support by annexing the UAE.
>>77937
Replace the pyramids with cans
>>78117
You replace the pyramids with cans.
Beautiful, shiny, round cans.
You made your race proud.
What shall you do?
>>78213
Go build the wall
>>78213
Start trying to negotiate peace between our neighbors, the Palestinians and Israelis.
>>78213
Build a wall all around egypt with pictures of pasta on it.
>>78324
You decide to start a peace speech to the palestinians and isrealis.
Boardbro decides to stay as your bodyguard.
You start your speech about how problems can be fixed if they become part of the american empire and how you can help the fights against terrorism.
You sense an eerie feeling in the room, theres a very suspicious man constantly checking his watch and looking to the right, you whisper to boardbro about it and he keeps an eye on him.
What shall you do?
>>78434
ask him for the time
Honestly found the adventure could have been interesting if it kept to what it was like at the start, making do with random objects and such in creative manners. Guess I'm just not a big politics guy.
Either way, put a meatball in the exhaust of boardbro. Gotta give your guard a loaded weapon if need be.
Call in your secret mite agents as backup
>>78434
Pretend to faint and have boardbro move us to the nearest hospital. Reschedule the speech for net week.
>>78478
Yeah i actually agree with you, if i ever do another quest ill try to make a goal something more silly so its more like an adventure.
I still like where the quest is going so far.
>>78434
Release a wave of peace sauce (halal/kosher peace sauce) everyone likes sauce and it will short out any bombs
>>78508
*next.