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In a world where evil is bad and villainous and not good, there is only one man that the people can count on...he is Su- uh Soperman.
Today we find Soperman standing around absentmindedly in his Fortress of Low Rent. What should he do?
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>>48114
genuflect
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find a supervillain
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Rolled 1 (1d12)
>>48114
>Clean room
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Buy tickets from a scalper for that sold out black metal concert being held at his AutoZone
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>>48130
Soperman can't seem to channel the inner strength required to seek out dastardly villains. He attempts to find inspiration from a higher power and kneels in prayer.
He's reminded why he never looks up in his house.
He should probably focus on something else...
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>>48216
Listen to the colors of the wind.
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>>48216
Gather up your stash of Materia. Ots time to get ready for the day, and what better than to harrass some Makobeasts?
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Rolled 10 (1d12)
>>48216
I swear if this is a 1 again. Eigth one I've rolled in like twelve rolls.
Not that the roll actually matters here. At this point, if I don't stop rolling, the board wins.
And it knows that.
>Grab antihistamine from medicine cabinet
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>>48234
Soperman rummages through his medicine cabinet and grabs something close enough to whatever it is he wanted.
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>>48334
Take the whole bottle
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>>48371
Why not?
Whoosh count: 1
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>>48459
Now up into the sky Soperman! It's time to look for some crime to stop!
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Summon dark gods to do your bidding
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>>48476
Soperman takes one step outside of his compound only to be intercepted by His Biggest Fan (not an exaggeration).
Will he spare some time for this boy?
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
Seduce boy, as Soperman's only weakness is that he's a pedophile.
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>>48594
Hug the child and take him into the air with me. He shall be my new sidekick name Soperboy.
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>>48594
ask him what he wants just so you can get on with your life
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>>48639
Soperman has encountered the villain Horny!
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>>48746
Throw the demon child at him for summoning this abomination
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>>48754
Whoosh count: 2
Dead citizens: 1
Karma: -5
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>>48877
H-he can't be dead...
Hit this fucker wit your eye beams! AVENGE YOUR BIGGEST FAN
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>>48946
That was easy.
Soperman notices that the drawing has changed. Maybe it can be used for something later.
Shitty Drawing added to inventory
Karma: -6 (for use of lethal force)
Soperman wonders whether he should scout the city, do another activity outside, or call it quits entirely for today.
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>>49033
I'm going to sleep so bye for now
Do you guys feel like more details/options would help or is this good how it is?
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masturbate
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>>49120
Good quest so far. I like the art. Shame about Biggest Fan.
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rip Biggest Fan
You're gonna have to tone down this drama OP. There's only so much of this rollercoaster I can take. Themes of addiction, murder, what will you come up with next?
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