Anon's Dream Land

>>475468
He's chillaxing at home, smoking the dank kush.

HE'S GETTIN CLOBBERED BY THAT THERE DEDEDE

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>>475476
Oh dear!

It seems he has been!

But it looks like he's inhaled a bit too much...

What should he do so he doesn't set his house on fire?

>>475539
Toss a grenade at him, the force of the blast will put out the fire.

>>475575
I second this

>>475575
Logic is good, logic is nice.

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>>475575
It seems to have worked!

But the blast knocked over his favorite cup, and it shattered!

What should he do?

>>475603
Leave the comfort of his own home and seek out a new cup from Metaknight, your gay lover rival.

>>475603
Proceed to leave and go back to your private jet and return to africa to manage your drug empire. The cup looked like shit anyways.

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>>475624
Oh? It looks like Kirby is out to seek his old buddy Meta Knight!

I wonder how events will unfold now?

>>475664
Greet him cheerfully, hug him, shake your head (well, your body) against him, cry, beg for forgiveness, do squats, deadlifts, and get fucking ripped.
And all in ONE measly picture. Because anon demands it, and anon is the law.

>>475682
This or riot

>>475682
This, if not revolution

>>475664
inhale ship.

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>>475682
It looks like the two have enjoyed being able to see one another after however much time has passed since their last meeting!

Kirby seems a bit worn out from working out, but Meta Knight makes sure he's fine!

It seems Meta Knight's wondering why Kirby decided to pay him a visit, as Kirby has not yet told him!

How do you suppose this might unfold?

>>475824
Lead him to the bedroom, commence hot steamy sex.

>>475824
OP confirmed for fucking great.

Just tell him you missed him. No lewds.

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>>475842
Kirby tried to find the bedroom, but realized he had no idea where it was!

Suddenly, he remembered why he came!

He asks Meta Knight what he should do about the prior cup dilemma.

How do you suppose Meta Knight might respond?

>>475882
Metaknight cups his own hands and offers to let Kirby drink out of them.

>>475882
Meta knight reveals his massive collection of antique cups

>>475916
Secconding.

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>>475903
>>475916

Meta Knight offers Kirby his hands as a new chalice for Kirby!

Unfortunately, if that was all that was needed, Kirby could have used his own hands.
After all, what if he had guests?

They did, however, stumble into the Halberd's antique cup collection!

I wonder what will happen next?

>>475941
Eat it all.
All the collection.
ALL OF IT.

>>475941
Kirby sneezes causing the entire antique cup collection to fall onto the floor. Silly Kirby.

>>475941
Through a series of unfortunate events kirby somehow breaks them all.

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>>475949
>>475950
>>475957
Oh dear! It seems Kirby hadn't eaten lunch yet! He was so hungry, he ate nearly the entire cup collection!

Though there was one cup left, Kirby had sneezed so hard that it, too, fell!

(cont.)

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>>475978
But what's this?

Inhaling the cups seems to have given Kirby the Poison ability!

Why in the world would that have happened?

>>475996
Ask the Meta Knight what happened.

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>>476026
Kirby seems to be approaching Meta Knight to inquire about the situation.

At this point, I am entirely too tired. If someone would like to take over as storyteller, that would be most appreciated. If not, I will do my best to continue after slumber. Until the story continues, Kirby will just have to wait for any sort of answers.

>>476055
We can wait.

>>476107
It seems I am back!

What sort of thing might lead to Kirby gaining the ability from eating cups?
Perhaps Meta Knight knows?
What do you suppose?

>>476630
Those must be some really old cups.
Perhaps we ate a lead one?

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>>476641
Kirby recalls Meta Knight calling the collection specifically his "antique" cup collection.
Kirby supposes that perhaps he has eaten a lead cup.
What could possibly happen next?
How will Meta Knight react?

>>476657
Spread the poison all over Meta Knight's ship! I'm such he'd appreciate it!

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>>476660
Seeing as he now has quite the useful ability, Kirby decides to spruce up the Halberd by being sure to spread the Poison!

Certainly, Meta Knight will appreciate this genorous act!

But what will happen now that the poison's been spread?

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>>476672
(This isn't story related, but I think this looks better without the glow)
(What do you guys think?)

>>476675
Time to evacuate the Halberd at talk to the other residents of Dreamland!

(( I like it better without the glow too ))

>>476672
Time to leave, lol.

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>>476678
>>476690
Having finished tidying up the Halberd through the use of Poison, Kirby decides it finally time to fly off somewhere else!

Kirby is certain the ship's crew will really appreciate the fantastic job he did spreading that wonderful poison.

I wonder where he's decided to go?

>>476698
To go to the inner city of course! He needs another bag of the dank kush from those ragamuffin waddle-dee!

>>476698
Uganda, home of Kony and the LRA.

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>>476700
It seems Kirby's flown to the city! He's met up with one of the local Waddle Dees for something.

I wonder what kind of turn this could take?

>>476733
Ask the Waddle-Dee if he has the "Stuff"

>>476733
Brutally beat him

>>476737
This

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>>476736
Oh dear! It seems this Waddle Dee has no idea what the "Stuff" is.

(cont.)

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>>476737
>>476745
Not wanting to be found out, Kirby decides it best to take out the Waddle Dee right there.

What could happen from here?

>>476753
Better hide out somewhere before King DeeDee finds out what you've been doing!

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>>476756
Oh dear! It seems Kirby may have been a bit hasty with beating that Waddle Dee.

He had forgotten how protective King Dedede was of his peasants.

Kirby decides to run off somewhere to hide.

What could possibly happen next?

>>476771
New misson aquired: Kill king Dedede

>>476771
>>476778
NO
DEDEDE IS THE BEST

>>476778
I second this motion

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>>476778
>>476780
>>476788
Rather than hiding, Kirby thinks it best to go to the king himself.

Fortunately for him, he knows exactly where to find Dedede's castle.

It seems Dedede wasn't expecting guests today.

What could happen from this point?

>>476802
Say "Hi!" like you normally do.
Nothing suspicious at all!

>>476802
Kick Dedede's ass

>>476802
DESTROY

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>>476813
It seems Kirby is simply greeting Dedede!

It would also appear Kirby lost the Poison ability on the way to the castle!

Dedede was about to do something, and doesn't have time to deal with Kirby!

Before he can run off to do his errand, however, Kirby tries to attack him!

Dedede is rather annoyed by this, and says that Kirby is not doing this in a fair manner!

He hasn't even had time to grab his hammer!

Kirby is polite enough to at least let him grab his hammer, right?

Or at least smart enough to buy time to obtain a new ability?

>>476833
Find Dedede's hammer before he does and absorb it

>>476833
Call Meta Knight so he can beat up Dedede while we loot his castle.

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>>476839
>>476921
It looks like Kirby found Dedede's hammer, and has gained the Hammer ability!

He tried to call Meta Knight for backup, but apparently he had to do "Halberd maintanence".

What could happen from here?

>>476965
Run like hell. Dedede will most likely wreck your shit, try to call up your other friends to help you out.

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>>476986
Kirby, realizing that Dedede likely had a reason not to grab the hammer that he grabbed, had figured out that Dedede likely had something even more threatening to deal with him!

He decided to call his friends, and two of them were nearby enough to the castle that they could show up.

I wonder what will happen now?

>>477033
Well, time to throw a sick party in his castle while he's gone!

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>>477033
(Before the next panel, I realize I made a mistake with this one)
(It's very minor, but here's the fixed version)

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>>477038
What's this? It seems Dedede has gone from the castle entirely!

He may be up to something

While he's gone, though, Kirby and friends decide it a good time to enjoy themselves! They decide to have the best three-person party ever.

Indeed, it is an exquisite party.

I wonder what could happen after it?

>>477070
Call Meta Knight to come over and bring his crew with him so you could all enjoy the party together!

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>>477038
Oh? It seems Meta Knight has finished his work on the Halberd, and has brought his crew to party with Kirby!

Unfortunately for the crew, everyone except Meta Knight is out of frame.

But I'm sure they're enjoying themselves!

What might occur next?

>>477405
Dedede comes back, a bit sad he didn't get invited.
Let's cheer him up!

>>478385
Also, he was getting his brand new hammer cleaned, which is why he didn't have his old one on him.
He was gonna give it to Kirby anyway, but the fact that he stole it kinda stings.

Borb

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>>478385
>>478388
What's this? Dedede has come back to his castle, and seems a bit disheartened from not having been invited to such a fun-looking party, especially considering it is taking place in his own castle.

He was going to give Kirby the hammer that he had already taken anyway.

He had gone off to fetch a newer, better hammer in the first place.

He seems to want to show it off.

It's a very impressive hammer, apparently.

I wonder what will happen now?

>>481714
The hammer releases a dish and dedede's snack

>>481714
We give him a lapdance to cheer him up!

I unzip my russian standard issue army pants and my lizard pokes out. It looks around and sees your bottom. It then gets hard, and hisses in your direction. I slowly walk to you, not yelling, but speaking loudly" prepare your bottom for lizard, little one. I use vodka for lube. I pour vodka on lizard, lizard is excited now. I use crowbar to spread open your bottom, and use red spray paint to make bullseye for the lizard I aim I go in, and hear a pleasured roaring hiss as lizard takes control I cannot stop him now, he has his prey you cry, but i tell you"do not cry little one, it will be over soon lizard starts shaking, and squirming gives another roar red communist sperm explodes into you, and lizard yells during orgasm with the voice of a thousand soldiers You fall to ground you are dead now lizard slithers back into my pants he is satisfied for now