Young Dragon Quest V: Arrival in Swarthingham

>>475461
Calm her.

Welcome back op!

Bumpin, come over you here you SCAVENGERS.

>>475461
Calm her.

The best way to do that may be to not act immediately, and let Sir Schnepperel (sp?) have the first word to clear up misunderstanding.

>>475461
Let's not panic her by making any sudden moves. Like >>475753 says, best thing would likely to be to allow the good Sir to explain the situation.

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>>475461
Punch her in the snout to assert dominance.

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>>475868
That would be mine.

>>475461
Obviously, she's just a big fan of dragons. Let her down gently that while you guys would love to stay and chat for a while, you have business to do elsewhere.

>>475461
Well, don't be rude. Help her pick up her apples, and let the good knight explain the situation.

Also, when we're leaving, put our wing around Sir Schnepperel, as if to say to her, "He's my betrothed, honey, go get your own."If he asks what we're doing, tell him he looked warm and that we're giving him shade. Blush a bit.

Oh shit

>>475868
This

>>475959
This is good. Mind our manners!

>>475959
THIS

>>475959
backing

And OP, welcome back! I had forsook thee as lost, distracted, and seduced by the inescapable forces of Eye Ar-el! a fate shared by to many brave and adventurous GM's

>>475461
Stare directly into her eyes while reciting in full "Thus Spoke Zarathustra" While she is distracted, take the apples.

Do not break eye contact during this

>>475461
Be polite reasure her while helping her regather the apples.

>>475959
We don't have wings.

>>487741
Replace wing with tail, then.

I've been asked for it before, so here's my Twitter - now devoted in part to this quest.

https://twitter.com/kavwords

Updates are a-coming - yea, more than one's in the works.

>>488964
Fucking finally, OP.

>>488964
Nice header

>>488964
op is kill

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>>475868
>>485052
Thou feel'st urges to assert thy dominance, but thy better nature prevaileth. An odd want for philosophical texts and pugilism stays with thee.

>>475472
>>475753
>>475838
>>475959
>>479704
>>482537
>>482597
>>487740
Thou perform'st thy duty as a good neighbour admirably - but thy knightly friend is startled by thine advances! Goodness!

It seems that rumours swim about in the nearby town. Mayhap an enterprizing pair could trawl for truth there.

All considered:
What art thou to do?

>>494675
Blush a bit at your boldness.

Ask the peasant girl her name, and if her family has a barn for rent for the evening. After that, ask around town for rumors about any dragon attacks on nearby towns, and see if there's any magic users who might be willing to teach you a spell to disguise yourself as a beautiful maiden, so that you might walk through towns and cities without being a nuisance to others or accidentally reveal yourself if there is major anti-dragon sentiment.

>>494675
oh my
getting a little handsy arent we

or tailsy

>>494675
dragoness wants the d

>>497732
oh god im tired

>>494675
Thank her politely, and head off.

Blush and ignore any strange looks from your traveling companion for now.

>>495215

I like the elaborate nature, but it might be a bit much to handle for our dragoness at the moment...

i cant believe op is kill

rest in pepperoni op