OLD THREAD:
>22787
STATS:
Charisma lvl 1
Speed lvl 1
HP 100
ABILITIES: (roll a d20 - 1-6 is bad, 7-14 is neutral, 15-19 is good, 20 is overshoot)
CHA:
Lie
Avoid Suspicion
Create Cult
SPEED:
Dodge bullet
Become blur (takes turn to charge up)
BUFFS:
Spiky speed quills: Minor Advantage in melee
RULES:
Time limit for responses is 3min
First to get 9 (or closest to 9) gets control
Posts will be badly drawn
ACTUAL STORY:
You've signed a deal with a demon to kill the president for better stats, and you're currently in the white house lobby.
What do?
>>47466
go home and forget about it
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>47488
Kidnap women and keep them as slaves
>>47528
You can't
>>47558
Where do the rules say that? Just write a story on your own if you don't want input
Find the nearest potted plant and attempt to crawl inside to ambush the president when he uses it to piss.
>>47577
It's a deal with a demon, man. You're soulbound to it.
>>47582
Shit nigger, a guard spots you.
One of those abilities may come in handy.
>>47577
actually, considering it's a quest, I'll allow you to if you get the next turn.
>>47597
The devil doesn't control you. Why can't you disobey and face the consequences?
Rolled 7 (1d20)
>>47597
Avoid suspicion! Go!
>>47623
--NEUTRAL--
You throw some soil from the potted plant at the guard, however he does notice you, raising the guards on alert. This means it will be harder to avoid suspicion, (you have to get a GOOD roll now to succesfully avoid.)
You scurry away in a pot.
Rolled 20 (1d20)
>>47662
Sneak to the office using the potted plant like solid snake uses a box
>>47673
Oval office*
>>47673
--OVERSHOOT--
The alter level returns to normal, however it seems you're a bit too deep in cover. You genuinely believe you are a potted plant now. How the fuck will you snap some sense into yourself?
For other news, the president is eyeing the potted plant a bit, perhaps his bladder is full and he needs to pee.
>>47710
Become one with the plant and become a venus fly trap.
Rolled 11 (1d20)
>>47710
Use lie! Lie to yourself and tell yourself you are no longer a potted plant but a man who wants to kill the president for pissing in potted plants!
>>47728
--NEUTRAL--
You convince yourself, but you're still fucking stuck in a potted plant. The president is coming over...
>>47751
Stab him
Rolled 13 (1d20)
>>47751
Kick the president in the nuts when he takes his penis out. My legs are free!!
>>47756
With what?
You're stuck in a potted plant, too.
>>47786
Break pot by tilting head back and hitting it with spiky quills
>>47881
You shatter the pot and fall forwards (or backwards?) and end up lying on your face in a mound of ceramic shards, the president pissing on you.
Rolled 20 (1d20)
>>47908
Charge become blur while the president finishes peeing.
>>47962
>why can't I get all the natural 20's when I'm playing DnD..
>>47962
--OVERSHOOT--
WHAT
THE
FUCK
IS HAPPENING?
>>47962
Probably should've called "become blur" a "spindash"
Rolled 12 (1d20)
>>47994
a vortex opens and sends the president to the demon dimension
Rolled 5 (1d20)
>>47994
Become one with the vortex
>>48025
--NEUTRAL--
The demon throws the president out in front of you, saying "I told you to KILL him, not bring him to me."
You fly out of the white house in a mist of blood.
Your overcharged spindash is carrying you to orbital velocities.
For completing your bounty, you will earn some Skill Points (SP) roll a d10 to determine the amount of skill points you get from completing the bounty.
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>48063
Skill Points
>>48073
Well, fuck, you got 2 skill points. (1+ for killing someone)
Rules for skill points:
To upgrade a skill, you must have 1+(current level) to upgrade it.
To create a skill, you must use 2 skill points.
>>48094
*except for health, you can use 1 skill point to upgrade health for 10 points
>>48094
time to up Charisma
>>48094
Create skil:Strength
>>48126
You gain some charisma. (+1 on all charisma rolls)
A jonny bravo-esque pompadour apears on your head.
New abilities:
Manipulate
Negotiate
SYNERGIES:
Spiky quills + Pompadour = Headbutt attack
Spiky quills + Pompadour = Reduces head damage
>>48141
Strength already exists!
>>48183
Well then get stronger damnit!
>>48183
Oops, forgot "interrogate" was an ability I was going to add.
NEW CHARACTER SHEET:
STATS:
Charisma lvl 2 (+1 on all charisma rolls)
Speed lvl 1
HP 100
ABILITIES: (roll a d20 - 1-6 is bad, 7-14 is neutral, 15-19 is good, 20 is overshoot)
CHA:
Lie
Avoid Suspicion
Create Cult
Manipulate
Negotiate
Interrogate
SPEED:
Dodge bullet
Become blur (takes turn to charge up)
BUFFS:
Spiky speed quills: Minor Advantage in melee
Pompadour: It's good looking?
Shades: Awww yeah
SYNERGIES:
Spiky quills + Pompadour = Headbutt attack
Spiky quills + Pompadour = Reduces head damage
Okay, gonna go to bed here.
Thank yall.
>>48203
But someone already used the skill points for charisma!
>>48212
You have disappointed me.
>>48215
Srry m8
gnight
>>48221
Goodnight. I love you
>>48226
Luv u 2 bby
>>50437
Op went to sleep ten hours ago. We don't know of he has a life outside the internet so I'm thinking he will just make a new thread at some point, but who knows
WE'RE BACK
You fly out of earth's orbit, unable to stop yourself.
You fly for a few hours, eventually coming to three planets:
Scary Planet
Quasi-Earth
"Halo" planet
Using your own internal momentum, you can shift yourself a tiny bit and redirect yourself to any one of the planets.
Which one do you go to?
>>55794
The smelly one
>>55808
You sure?
>>55826
THE QUESTION MARK
>>56102
Five new celestial bodies are revealed:
Red moon
Black hole
Planet of darkness
Cube earth
Star planet
>>56137
>Update
Fuck... gotta take another hiatus.
srry guys.
>>56137
I would say cube... but bye?
>>56220
Feel free to vote, I'll look at them tommorow
>>56137
Penetrate the black hole with your dick