Trying out the quest meme
You awake in some kind of container. Not much to see. A little red button blinks on and off to your right, and you can see cracks of light in the "ceiling" above you.
You don't remember much of how you got here, though you think it was involuntary.
You don't remember much of anything, really. What's your name again?
No matter. You can try and recall things later. Right now, you're starting to feel a little claustrophobic in this container.
Decide a name.
Do you:
>Stay put
>Press the button
>Try to break out of the container
>>47083
Try to feel out our container - anything else in here besides the button?
My name is Penis
Last name Book
Penis Book
>>47110
Shit. Forgot to add >Write in as an option.
You grope around in the container. You feel two long rods attached on either side, along with some small compartments. You can't see what they are or what's inside them, however.
You return to your original supine position.
On a side note, you recall your name is Penis Book. You wonder how you got up to this point without killing yourself.
What next?
>Stay put
>Press the button
>Try to break out
>Write in
>>47326
Carefully feel the inside of a compartment, hoping it's a light source
>>47379
You open up a compartment and hear some of its contents spill onto the floor. You pick up whatever you can find.
You think you have:
A dagger.
A coil of string.
Two cans with some kind of liquid in them.
Three glowsticks.
Do you:
>Crack a glowstick
>Inspect the other compartment
>Push the button
>Try to break out
>Write in
>>47443
Crack the lighstick
>>47443
>Crack a glowstick
>>47698
>>47758
You crack the glowstick. A faint purple glow illuminates the container.
You start to see things better; the two rods on the sides of the container appear to be paddles, and the knife is really a multitool.
You reckon this thing lasts at least an hour, so you've got time to think. What next?
Do you:
>Continue rummaging around
>Push the button
>Try to break out
>Write in
>>47809
Press the button, it's likely there for a reason.
>>47809
Push
That
Button
>>47821
Seconded
>>47821
>>47823
>>47827
The button catches your eye again. After about 5 minutes of pondering and worrying about what is on the other side, you decide there's no turning back now. You press the button.
The lid to the container flies off, revealing a pale blue sky. You immediately sit up.
You've escaped (or so you think). What's next?
>Examine surroundings
>Take a full inventory of the container
>Write in
>>47883
>Examine surroundings
>>47883
Full inventory. Hoard that shit
>>47883
>Examine surroundings
>>47883
PRAISE ALLAH
BUILD A BOMB
GO TO LAND OF 72 VIRGINS
???
PROFIT
(More of a long-term goal)
>>47883
>>47894
>>47904
>>47907
You now understand why there are paddles in the container...
There seems to be no end to the watery expanse. The weather is fairly warm, around 70-80 degrees. Every so often a seabird or fish passes.
Next up:
>Take inventory
>Row frantically
>Write in
>>47955
First
>Take inventory
Immediately after
Row frantically
>>47955
[i was going to make a joke about "good drawing on that water" but it would've sounded rude]
take inventory. Make sure none of the compartments are booby trapped first
>>47955
PRAISE ALLAH AND GET YOUR 7/1+1 VIRGINS ON
>>47083
My name is fukboi. I immediately push the button
>>47955
>>47971
>>47973
Nah you're good
>>47974
Where a normal man might freak out over this dilemma, you stay calm. After all, you're Penis Book, and no Penis Book is gonna die today.
You immediately take inventory, scouring the container. You have:
5 unused glowsticks.
2 cans of chum.
100 feet of string.
A small box of reusable fishing hooks.
2 oars.
3 bars of high-calorie chocolate.
Rowing doesn't seem like a bad idea, might as well cover some "ground."
You praise God for letting you live this long. You hope your praise gets you some afterlife-points.
Now what?
>Start rowing
>Try making a fishing line from string and a hook
>Write in
>>48045
>Try making a fishing line from string and a hook
>>48053
Seconded
>>48045
Check your pockets. Or if you even have clothes
>>48045
Jerk off to the memory of your fiance. Might not ever see her sweet smile again
>>48053
>>48055
>>48056
You make a line. It's pretty flimsy, but it might catch something.
You confirm that you are wearing pants, but no shirt. You check your pants pockets and find your wallet and a comb.
You're starting to feel a little confident. Do you:
>Roll 2d6 to try and catch a fish
>Do some rowing
>Write in
>>48096
Check the wallet. Maybe you have some monster condoms for your magnum dong
Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d6)
>>48096
>try and catch a fish
We don't know how long we will be here and this may be our only source of food, we better start practicing.
If we get a fish, praise it as our new God.
>>48096
Jerk off to the memory of your fiance. Might not ever see her sweet smile again