DEMOCRACY IS A LIE - Gameshow Quest

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[CANINDATE here]

[Story about how candidate wins certain state]

It's that easy

>>467782
I need to stop drinking while running - CANDIDATE*

>>467745
Boris takes Florida in hour one of the election from a shocking outturn of patriotic cubans overwhelming the polls

>>467859
- Boris sends in thugs to rough up Floridans for not delivering election on platter

>>467745
Strong makes a state wide impression upon Pennsylvanians by giving low fat, dairy free, hypoallergenic cookies to everyone in the state

>>467878
Strong exposes Boris' plan to rough up Cubans and takes Florida

>>467787
BORIS wins Ohio with his low tax rate

>>467745
BORIS get Texa with his support of gun rights

BORIS wins some state

>>468393
Boris sweeps the nation with the announcement that he does support the legalization of fetus snacks, winning florida's support in a landslide victory

>>468956
Reeeerill

>>467745
I can see this being fun if we get more energy in here, /pol/'s version of this is hilarious whenever you get 10 people rapid fire shit posting

Here's hoping you attract some players

>>468331
Boris apoloizes to Cubans for hitsquads, claiming he will make baseball a free sport for all

Cubans mob polls in favor of Boris

Delilah takes Colorado. Boris proposes the forced immigration of Californians to the mountains of Colorado to deal ease the crowd of Cali.

Can a post outright support the independent candidate and win a state for them instead?

Independent candidate Mary Zeb takes Texas; born and raised there, she knows the local politics quite well. Before running for president, she held one of the few independent seats in the House. She successfully rallies Republican voters alienated by Branson, and her own independent base, and enough Democrats defect to push her over the edge.

>>467745
Mary wins Washington. Emboldened by the Texas victory, and newly awash in funds after proving unprecedented viability, Mary takes her campaign to the west coast. Starting in the north, she campaigns in Washington to those right-leaning and independent voices that feel drowned out by the historically blue state. Voter turnout hits a historic high, particularly among young and first-time voters.

>>491066
Sensing a timely opportunity, Mary quickly heads down to California, while both of the major-party candidates are occupied on the opposite coast. Her tech-savvy campaign wins her a surprise victory in the high-tech state.

>>467745
While waiting to give a speech at an Oregon university, Mary decides to try "Pokemon Go" on her phone, to find out what everyone's talking about (and what she sees several students and professors playing). A student snaps and posts a timely picture of her catching a Magikarp, and quotes her subsequent joke asking where she can find some good wasabi.

The subsequent news cycle makes an offhand mention of her speech, as a side item to the reports of all the Twitter responses. In other news, evening newscasters remain uninteresting, especially when staring at overlay graphics showing screenshots of tweets.

>>491076
Rerolling for this. The newscasters, slow on the uptake, don't notice until the following morning's news.