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You currently unemployed and about to be evicted.
Any suggestions are more than welcomed.
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>>46685
get a loan
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Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>46685
Fuck your landlord to get anudda month
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>>46685
Grab a hammer and kill the landlord
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>>46685
Get hired as an assassin
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Start cooking meth to pay the bills.
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>>46685
>Get a loan
>buy drugs from Mexico
>come back
>sell
>??????????
>profit
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>>46685
Fill out an online application for the nearest fried chicken restaurant
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>>46685
rob a drug store and steal the Oxycontin
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>>46692
>99's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajuq2-mUgO0
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>>46685
Do I have a computer and internet?
If so, mine for bitcoin.
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i guess OP died
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>>47056
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>>46690
You're not exactly the type of person to "be able to take out a loan".
>>46692
What do you mean by anudda month??>>46754 >Implying that rolls mean anything.
>>46693
Ok, but how are you gonna get a hammer with no money?
>>46714
There is no way you're qualified for that.
>>46717
You have no idea how to do that.
>>46738
You would need a gun or something, and you need money for that.
>>46771
How the fuck do you do that?
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>>46730
...It's a start.
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You walk up the steps to your apartment.
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>>48422HE LIVES
what do you have on you?
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Ok, now what?
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>>48449
Go to Google, and search for Craigslist, try to sell your body for money
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>>48440
Nothing.
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>>48512
you just lied, unless our body is made of pockets
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Go to 7-11
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Fast forward until interview
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>>48449
go to the deepnet and offer to sell/make drugs
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>>48545
Or alternatively hit someone with your fists until three (consecutive or non) posts say to stop
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>>48462
Wait, sexually or literally?
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>>48582
WHY NOT BOTH?
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>>48582
metaphorically
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>>48582
Sexually
But we could also try to sell a kidney. I'm pretty open here
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>>48548
Your drugs level is still too low!
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>>48768
Make jenkem to increase drug level.
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>>48779
>>48779
Fill out job application.
Previous job
Rocket Surgeon.
They'll have to hire me.
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You post the offer, you'll have to check your email later.
>>48542
You make a mental note to go to 7-11 later
You should fill out that online application for the fried chicken restaurant now.
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I'm gonna go to sleep now, more tomorrow.
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>>48819
go to walmart and steal a bb gun that looks like a real gun then use it to rob a gas station
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do online fraud
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Be honest OP, you're just fishing for ideas to unfuck yourself irl aren't you? It's not rocket appliances, you just need to do some greasy shit and get fuckin drunk and fuckin high all the fuckin time.
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Nigger your way into a construction site and loot it
Make a ghetto blanket out of insulation and Seran wrap
jury rig a tent with rebar and tarp/staples
Apply to jobs from the public library and use your old address
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>>46685
Become a stripper
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>>48819
Credit card fraud and rob people stopping by ATMs at 3 am.
Cops don't do shit with those. Jamal told me.
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>>46685
I open a pie selling business from my van
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95IrqEEN1ZA
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Put grass clippings in a plastic bag and try to sell them as drugs
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>>48819
Inventory check/money available.
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>>56241
Start research into cryogenics in our mean time.
We will invent cryogenic stasis to bring us to the future, and become rich from spreading knowledge of the past.
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>>56241
do you got any nicer clothes than that?
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>>54610
You snatch up some grass from the front of your apartment. ""Weed"" obtained!
>>56255
No.
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Ok, now wait?
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>>56313
Enter 7/11
Goto the front counter
Ask for Manager
>take a breather
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>>56462
This
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>>56313
peddle some weed
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>>56462
Alright, you g-
???: Hey
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Teen: Hey man, wanna buy me some beer?
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>>59811
"Nah man, got no money, tryna get a job in this place."
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>>59820
Teen: No man, I've got money. I just need you to go in there and, you know, get it for me.
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>>59968
''Roight, i'l do it for 5 bucks. Deal?''
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>>59968
Do they sell beer at 7-11 in America?
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>>59980
Teen: Alright deal!
"$20" obtained!>>60115
In some states
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>>60195
Steal the kid's money. If anyone says anything just say he's some punk kid working an angle because you refused to buy booze for him.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>60195
Steal the $20, buy 20 bucks of weeds, learn how to make weeds brownies
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>>60195
Let's buy the kid beer then when we get back ask him if he's also in the market for some "weed". Teenagers love weed.
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>>60239
bump
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>>60276
yeah yeah thats good really good
this weed thing can and will solve our problems along with self prostitution
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>>60195
Buy beer for him and try to sell him weed
A good return customer base is the basis of success of a good business
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Buy the beer.
Buy some weed with the leftover money.
Produce Beerweed.
It will become the new hotness.
Every teen will be on that shit.
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>>60195
Pocket the kids money, go to the interview, if the kid comes in to ruin the interview tell the manager you've never seen him before.
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>>60195
I think it is pretty cool OP is drawing all this
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>>60230
I have to go with this.
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Buy him some beer. He will be your ally and help you at a later time.
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>>60195
Bring him the beerand the D
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buy tha beer
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Make a anime and make the big bux
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