Who's up for a new risk thread
>Name
>Color
>Location
hell yeah
>Slav empire
>Red
>Portugal
>>457643
wait no
change location put me in Moscow
>>457643
ok
>>457651
you should link this to /pol/ /tg/
should have made it on /pol/ to get players faster desu
>>457661
i tried but it got 404ed and i started anew thread linking it to here
>>457667
yeah people start playing risk at around 19:00 CET
Norway
Vikings
blue
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>>457667
hey bro... make sure to copy the url not the post number... only the url will turn into a clickable link
also testing dice
The Moors
Orange
Netherlands
>>457682
how?
i dont usually use this board
>>457685
type
dice+1d99999
into the options bar under your name
everyone go ahead and try it
should we start now or wait for other people
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>>457688
Rolled 80547 (1d99999)
>>457688
>>457692
im starting a thread on pol to link people here with an actual risk map... some are too dumb to search catalog for "risk"
>>457692
if you play we have 4 players
>>457697
THIS
jesus newfags irritate me
give this thread a bump so we get players over here
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we need our usuals like lonesome wyatt
Throw me in North West India lad.
Purple or brown or any colour in that order.
Indian Empire.
just gonna go ahead and start
Rolled 30914 (1d99999)
>>457717
start filling in around moscow
>>457634
Preussen
Brandenburg and Kaliningrad
Blue or Teal
Rolled 34254 (1d99999)
>>457717
fill norway, spill sweden
Rolled 76884 (1d99999)
>>457717
>Moorish Caliphate
>Spain
>Green
>>457679
can my dutch brothers stay out of Germany?
that way we don't fuck up the German bonus.
Also stay out of Switzerland, Austria, etc and I will say out of Luxembourg, France and Belgium.
should we wait any longer for the dutch?
>>457732
2 minute warning then?
>>457732
If it has been longer than 10 minutes since your last mupdated then stop waiting.
i herby declare that i wish ti stay as neutral as possible
OP are there naps? if so are there limited allies and naps one faction can have?
Rolled 66569 (1d99999)
>>457732
Nein
Also take West Prussia
im pretty sure dutch is MIA
Rolled 26396 (1d99999)
>>457751
fill sweden
Rolled 2115 (1d99999)
>>457751
Fill India pl0x.
Rolled 15864 (1d99999)
>>457751
Fill Spain.
>>457755
agreed
may i have Finland?
>>457759
sure
just dont go into russia
Rolled 20950 (1d99999)
>>457751
Everyone stay out of Germany and Poland!
Expand Eastward to fill Pomerania, spills to Silesia
>>457763
i agree to that
but stay away from ukraine
>>457766
Ja ok
Stay out of Lithuania though as well.
Mein Memel
Does western sahara give 2 bonus points by itself, or is it considered part of Morocco? In the map they appear to be 2 different territories.
>>457768
western sahara gives 2 bonus
there is a thin line between it on the map
>>457770
Yeah that's what I thought.
>>457767
hmm
i dont have a problem with that
but viking might because you will block his access to Europe
Tread carefully
>>457751
The Great Empire
Italy
Cyan
>>457775
oh yeah orange is MIA
aight
>>457767
i will leave your lands alone but denmark belongs to Vikings
~Ragnar
MAPDATE
Rolled 9212 (1d99999)
>>457783
Fill India.
Rolled 26282 (1d99999)
>>457783
fill sweden spill denmark
Rolled 305 (1d99999)
>>457783
go north make a border
if TS left keep filling russia
>>457783
OP do you reward palis?
You should :^)
Rolled 72988 (1d99999)
>>457783
Keep filling Spain.
Rolled 99558 (1d99999)
>>457783
Fill Italy
>>457791
if you take orange and lithuania you will effectivly block vikings from europe
Mapdate
>>457794
No, they can pass through my land if they wish. Just all Germanic non Nordic areas should be mine. Anyone can pass through, even fighting wars.
I wish to be a neutral state but unified.
Rolled 157 (1d99999)
>>457797
keep filling in russia towards East
>>457794
im going west bro. where do viking raids always begin?
>>457801
oooohhhh
didnt see you can go to britain
im a retard
Rolled 54771 (1d99999)
>>457797
fill india
Rolled 53732 (1d99999)
>>457797
gill sweden, spill UK
Rolled 4568 (1d9999)
>>457797
Fill Italy and the nearby isles
>>457807
*fill
Rolled 18894 (1d99999)
>>457797
Finish Spain and spill to Portugal.
Mapdate
Rolled 46563 (1d99999)
>>457824
fill the little part of russia down south
if Ts left fill east
Rolled 82204 (1d99999)
>>457824
fill india
Rolled 5782 (1d99999)
>>457824
Complete Spain, go to Portugal.
Rolled 23800 (1d99999)
>>457824
fill scotland and england/wales
Rolled 60792 (1d99999)
>>457824
Finish Poland
Spill to Memel and Germany
>>457830
keep getting shit rolls and you get this
fuck
>>457830
DUBS!!! if spill go to north ireland and ireland
>>457837
yeah... anywhere else and you could rack bonus to counter, but india is a shit start if you dont have gets
>>457833
adding our alliance to name
>>457832
NAP? I wish to remain as peaceful as you too
Mupdate
>>457834
Ja,
Everyone stay out of this land and I'll be happy
I'm looking for alliances my lads, is anyone interested in islamic communism?
Rolled 33123 (1d99999)
>>457849
fill india
Rolled 35387 (1d99999)
>>457849
finish england and north ireland then ireland
if spis go into finland
Rolled 5945 (1d99999)
>>457849
fill the rest of south russia
if Ts left fill east russia
Rolled 49792 (1d99999)
>>457849
Get Portugal and spill to Morocco.
>>457854
>123
come on OP you gotta gimme something for those straights.
>>457858
are you the guy from yesterday who rekt everyone?
pankow?
NAP?
>>457849
Fill Germany.
>>457865
Nope, I always play with this name. And sure, NAP.
come on guys... we cant just fill the map and call peace once its all filled... i see some really good things ahead... north south.... east west... lots of options, but everyone calling peace til the end is going to suck
>>457865
I hope not. I remember that game, three Slavic empires fought against a caliphate and a Jew, and Pankow just kept growing and essentially stopped all the fighting.
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>>457866
Forgot roll
>>457870
The Pope checking in.
~Two Dogs
>>457870
yeah i was yugoslavia
that was a hell of a thread
>>457869
Yeah, but we're not to fighting yet. Also keep me out of it for now if a war is to break out.
>>457875
i was eastern empire/belarus
>>457869
war will come sooner or later
first we gotta expand and become strong
>>457864
At least stay out of Austria, Slovenia, and Switzerland.
Mupdate
Changed the map so if you get a pali its worth 17 t's
>>457895
fill ireland, spill finland then denmark
Rolled 26955 (1d99999)
>>457895
Fill Morocco.
Rolled 83871 (1d99999)
>>457895
fill that 1 island south
keep going east
Rolled 59308 (1d99999)
>>457895
fill india
>>457899
you forgot to roll
Rolled 85293 (1d99999)
>>457895
Fill Germany. If any spills go to Netherlands.
>>457914
NAP is good, i try not to have but one of each.
russia should give a bigger bonus
it take a lot of good rolls to take it
>>457914
allies sure
>>457914
You should consider expanding somewhere else in Europe too, in case your african adventure doesn't end too well. I have no interest in Europe other than Iberia, but north Africa is rightful moorish clay.
>>457918
Is that a threat? The great emperor will expand wherever the holy spirits guides him
>>457926
So be it.
>>457918
i suggest you take whatever the European nations allow you have.
>>457918
>>457915
>>457914
Partition Frankreich?
>>457934
i get france and that is the end of discussion on this matter
MAPDATE
>>457936
I get Elsass- Lothringen!
>>457934
You can take all of it. We must prevent the viking imperialist expansionism.
Rolled 25499 (1d99999)
>>457942
Fill India spills Nepal/Sri lanka
Rolled 76211 (1d99999)
>>457942
keep filling russia east
Rolled 26664 (1d99999)
>>457942
Take western Sahara, expand in Algeria.
>>457953
further spills pakistan
>>457957
You should reconsider your alliance with the vikings, they are a threat to european stability.
>>457970
I live to see caliphates die. Cleon II would the last and only one to fall to Islamic hordes
>>457978
The Vikings will negotiate ... you may have belgium and the netherlands, then you figure out what works with my ally and i am happy.
>>457979
G*d is with us, we can't fail.
>>457985
dont worry i dont intend on breaking alliance
im keeping my distance for now
>>457978
also... keep in mind i am the freaking Vikings so its out of character to make peace with everyone all the time
>>457989
Well don't declare war during negotiations especially when the person holding them is giving you the arguably the most clay and is giving himself the shaft.
>>457986
JEW
Mupdate
>>458004
defend, fill france, and cede polish soil back to prussia
Rolled 72289 (1d99999)
>>458004
keep filling east
passage to the vikings into europe is ok btw
>>458000
Al-Quds belongs to the Caliphate too, indeed.
Rolled 9234 (1d9999)
>>458004
Take Algeria, we can't let these savages win
Rolled 73881 (1d99999)
>>458004
Attack the ""great"" empire in Algeria and Tunisia.
>>458012
nice get
>>458004
Fill Nepal, Pakistan and then the rest of those +1s.
Rolled 75620 (1d99999)
>>458008
Can I have Prussia back?
Also Fill Germany
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>>458019
forgot dice
...fucking timer
>>458022
just noticed you finally got fucking india
noice
>>458022
steer clear from mongolia btw
>>458022
And at least Jerusalem
MUpdate
this mupdate might take a little longer because i meed to go eat lunch
>>458026
.... you mean Kazakhstan, right?
Rolled 70008 (1d99999)
>>458033
Attack Algeria
Rolled 63202 (1d99999)
>>458033
Take the Netherlands and Luxembourg.
Spills to Germany
>>458044
sure
Rolled 47485 (1d99999)
>>458033
Finish Algeria and take Tunisia. Attack in Lybia if spills.
Rolled 35138 (1d99999)
>>458033
Defend>fill France>spill Switzerland
>>458033
Putting our gets against each other I don't think green shoudve gotten that much territory. However do you do wars?
>everyone got bonuses
im still filling fucking huge russia
i swear russia should have a bigger bonus this shit is tedious
>>458074
Seconded with Germany. I have a similar amount of land as the Kalmar Union but Im only +4
>>458074
it should be divieded int to two 6s or something and i have seen it worth 15 on other modified maps
>>458080
dude we fill the entire regions for the bonuses, to not do so is stupid. i want switzerland and you get austria, hungary, czech, slovakia.... etc... also in the future dont show me a map of territory you are "claiming" when you barely even have one region filled.... i laughed so hard at that shit.
~Ragnar
>>458091
this is why im saying it has a small bonus compared to other risk games
>>458092
the caliphate will die soon
that is all
~ragnar
MUPDATe
Even with the whole world against us, our faith shall not tremble. The imperialist forces will be driven out of Africa, inshallah.
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>>458101
defend, fill france and spill into spain
>>458101
fill in the rest fo russia
start moving towards turkey
>>458097
You think that's a rip off? Morocco is split into two +2 regions. Yet southern Morocco has only two territories, and it equals +2
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>>458109
forgot dice
Rolled 50039 (1d99999)
>>458101
Defend against posible attacks from the vikings, attack Tunisia and Lybia.
ghandi NAP?
i dont want to go to war with a fellow superpower
Rolled 97889 (1d99999)
>>458101
Make a straight through Algeria through Morocco, heading up to Spain
FULL CHARGE
Rolled 41172 (1d99999)
>>458101
Fill Germany
Spills to Austria
>>458119
pali!!!!!
>>458119
This usually isn't allowed.
Rolled 66031 (1d99999)
>>458101
Finish off those +1 bonuses in the east
spills invade russia
>>458121
not pali
>>458121
That's not a pali.
>>458124
by +1 bonuses i mean China and the +1 bordering it
>>458124
REEEEEEEEEEE
fucking why
fuck this game i spend 8 turnsfilling russia for this fuckwad to invade and rek me
i cede to vikings if i can
>>458126
i realized
it was such a bubble burster
>>458124
this is the biggest pussy move i have ever seen
you can probably fit a mason jar in there cant you?
>>458120
The vikings will get too powerfull if we don't do anything to avoid it.
>>458120
Alliance/NAP?
>>458141
shoo shoo
>>458145
it isnt
ghandi is a fucking piece of shit just like in CIV 5
and i knew he would be
Mupdate
Straights are allowed because it says nowhere on the map that you cant have straights
>>458150
i said i cede to vikings if i can
btw im not here anymore g'bye m8s
Rolled 21789 (1d99999)
>>458150
defend then attack al-berto in spain
>>458150
Absolute bullshit man. I'm out.
Rolled 37865 (1d99999)
>>458150
Fill Russia
>>458152
retreat into belarus and ukraine dude
>>458146
Yes. Let's create the Neutral allianz with Cleon, that is if you two can get along
Fill Germany, any spills to Austria
>>458154
don't quit, all hope is not yet lost.
gandhos comin :^)
and Gandho always takes care of his children
Rolled 64866 (1d99999)
>>458158
yeah if slav and alberto are gone, im out too
>>458165
gee and you called me a pussy
Rolled 2043 (1d9999)
>>458150
Take southern Morocco
>>458168
i mean ghando was a douche and the war just started when alberto quit... and i would wipe the floor with ghando and prussia if alberto is gone and vice versa if slav is gone...
>>458176
So with the current political scenario we're both down 1 person.
Is breddy balenzed :DDD
>>458176
>Would whipe the floor against 2 countries at once
yeah nah m8 keep telling yourself that.
puss puss
MUPDATE
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>>458185
fill Russia
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>>458183
Allianz?
Just stop invading Russia for a bit
Fill Austria, Switzerland, and the Czech Republic
unless cleon left too which again puts in your favor. and game over that way
alberto and slav were the only thing that gave the map balance
>>458193
>implying I """NEED""" to fill russia
we will see, I was hoping green would still be here to fight back but i guess hes the biggest puss of us all.
Rolled 3410 (1d99999)
>>458185
Fill Algeria
>Alberto quit because of battle tactics
What a pussy
>>458204
we need you to attack prussia
>>458196
No, I'm still here
MJUPDATE
>>458207
No pls
No fight anonkun
I wuv you
yeah im pretty sure this thread is dead
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>>458216
defend nothing but sweden from ghando's possible attacks, and then attack and fill poland and spill some in germany and austria to keep that bonus away from prussia
>the only risk thread available and it end up like this
Why does 4chan hate risk?
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>>458216
Take everything dark blue except sweden since that's the only thing he is defending.
>>458238
This map does however have a rule of not being in more than 3 countries at once, what you did to green put you in 6 countries at your height, so what you did was definitely illegal.
>>458242
also, you are being a pretty shitty ally leaving someone that is seeking alliance with ghando to gain bonuses...
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Rolled 25997 (1d99999)
Use my roll to defend instead
Beach land in Sweden and take France if possible
>>458257
I let Alberto get bonuses? No I didn't
Or are you talking about Prussia
>>458274
dude... there are four players left... prussia is allied with ghando for all entents and purposes.... you not attacking prussia this round has turned a sure win for us into a sure loss... thanks for being retarded.
alberto is gone... why attack him?
>>458274
Your ally doesnt seem too friendly, friendo.
Why not join me instead? :^)
>>458282
Fuck, you're right. I'm retarded, I was too busy focusing on my lands trying to build up bonuses I forgot about Europe. Sorry man.this game is dead anyways so it won't matter much. You got the biggest empire
>>458274
I second what Ghando is saying.
The vikings guy is being a bit of an ass outside of RP purposes
>>458299
you allied with the guy that killed a player who had not even gotten one single bonus yet, and im the ass. sure
>>458299
I've played with these two before, Vikings has been pretty chill before. I don't know, maybe he's scared of losing to you two
I'm gonna host an update to another game. Were any of you guys in the Religions game on Sunday?
>>458309
That depends, which one?
>>458306
the game was fun until ghando as a douchebag by attack red... again he had rolled like 8 times and still didnt have russia. that pissed me off when all he had to do was wait and let it be a fair fight of sorts... i view that as cowardice and will not stand for it... i will play nice and cede shit to anyone unless they behave like that...
case:
>>458299
i ceded poland back to you once a deal was reached.
>>458303
Dude, there's a difference between being an in game ass and being a legitimate one.
Plus you did the same shit to me and half of what you say/ do is shitpost and coerce.
Ghandi's actually a nice person with the mask of an asshole on, you're a legitimate one.
>>458327
i am sorry you havent played long enough to know of how shitty Ghando is. you will learn.
>>458334
w-what did I d-do to y-you?
>>458339
:^)
its just that you act like jimmy every time you play. you only attack the weakest fucks and you never offer alliance with them early so we keep players in the game... you being a dick to red led to a series of quitting
>>458344
I remember Jimmy
>>458344
the guy who plays as Jimmy's Land?
I thought he was pretty cool...
Green left because Cyan cheated, not because I invaded red. Red leaving was understandable, but I wouldnt call red rage quitting "a series of quits".
>>458334
>Haven't played long enough
Bitch I've hosted 35 games on 4chan alone. I make my own goddamn maps and rules to Risk and I know geography and study it in my free time.
This is not the first time I think I have encountered him and if some little prissy self righteous cunt is gonna tell me I don't know SHIT about 4chan risk, when I have made algorithms to transfer it to personal online chatrooms and what not, then they should just shut the hell up.
I'm sorry to OP, but I need a damn break
>>458339
compare your attacking red with my attack prussia
i was obviously much stronger and he would not have won a war with me. so i pulled back and worked something out so he'd keep playing. you on the otherhand, attacked a guy who had no bonus when you had 23... lame
>>458359
you ever heard the expression "strike while the iron is hot"?
Also you cant say I never ally with anyone when im sure I'v allied with you before... at least twice i think.
>>458368
and if we ally i will help all i can but i dont believe in the shit you did dude. you even talked with the guy and determined borders and shit
>>458377
Kek I agreed to not go into Mongolia.
Mongolia isnt even on the map.
>>458216
>Any Name
>Any Color
>Greece
>>458400
i like the croat bro... he's cool and has helped me many games... i was personally seeing a fun game between you and alberto versus the north
im cool with you too but you do attack weaklings a lot... that is just one of the things that makes me "cringe"
>>458410
Im happy to leave it at that.
Only weaklings I can remember attacking was that guy from Jordan, but thats more of an in joke between us both. Other than that, unless I'm RP'ing Gandhi it's pretty dishonourable and I usually cede lands to weaker nations in hopes they'll help later on.
I think your the one who hasnt played enough not prussia.
>>458427
fair enough... may peace between us come. were you that based mexican that killed japs while i helped argentina girl that time?
>>458481
no... never played as mexico
were you alabama in the sons of virginia/jimmysland battle of the alamo?
>>458488
where jimmy quit?
>>458500
Yeah and made posts about some girl he was gunna go see.
That was a good game.
>>458541
it was bro
thanks for taking over a couple rounds too if i remember correctly
Green is good