It's Always Sunny in Necropolis

>>456197
Sounds like we need to get vampires to compete.

>>456427
They just sip blood from wineglasses, bitch and read crappy poetry all day, there's a reason none of the other undead like to associate with them.

>>456559
>>456427
i say we get an illegal fleshbag, fake of course.

>>456559
>>456427
yeah vampires are lame, but why not a giant bloody statue of our lord and savior Mr.bone?

>>456812
Get a giant statue of Mr. Bone, but hide it behind a tree and spring-load it so it pops out when people get near. Spoops will be had.

>>456812
Wait, how bloody are we talkin here? He's a skeleton, he shouldn't have a lot of blood, if any.

>>457483
I think he means the British definition.

question: what's the purpose of the dungeon?

>>457104
You're thinking a little too small here. Mr. Bone is a great idea, and we'll totally do that but what we need is something that can actually compete with Werewolves. We need something... impressive, yet cheap. I'm thinking Kobolds. Tucker's Kobolds.

>>457559
they are only cheap because they steal everything they can grab. they would cost us more than we have!

>>457566
I have 1 word for you guys alright?
Here goes
WENDIGOS!

Guys!? Why don't we combine a skeleton with a wheel!? Wheeeeeels!

What if we replace the cobblestones with Re-animated baby heads. The screams of hundreds of undead babies is bound to attract attention... wait, no, baby heads are too expensive for that.

>>457538
to earn cash, followers of mr. bone, and to KICK ASS

>>458523
how are we gonna pay that poor skele to ride that wheel, when we barely have enough to ride oour wheels?

>>456197
What's the current score and rank of our dungeon on RottenQuests?

We can't be doing that bad, can we, boss?

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>>458953
its no good, we're already 6ft under as it is.

>>458953
>>459104
Let's raid RottenQuests and make us look like the best one.

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>>459607
lets take down those harpy bastards next door.

>>459652
How? Those owl fuckers would eat us whole and spit us out!

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>>459667
come on dude LETS KICK ASS (or boney substitute)

>>459104
It's not that bad.

>'As the Wizard on an epic Quest, this Dungeon has provided me with nothing but grief. Not in the good way either. Skeletons as far as the eye can see and I only need 1 spell to reach the end. Horrible.'

>'As a Demon Lord, I honestly can't say I've seen worst. Nice guys, but horrible place.'

>'Stay away. Minions fib their lines and the décor for the last boss's room? Clean and without character.'

>'Good for the budget adventurer. Could use some werewolves.'

>'I don't think I have ever been through a dungeon more bland. Speaking as a Hero Princess Rebel.'

See? We have one good review!

>>459810
aren't werewolves shit anyway, they only work for about two days a month.

how about a bunch of pitfall traps, they are cheap and hilarious

>>459810
>could use some werewolves
>dungeon next door has werewolves
I think I know the dungeon we'll be stealing from (the one next-door with werewolves)

>>460304
Anyone able to check if we can hire some Devils to spice up décor?

Yo, boss! What's the budget like?

>>460304
i like this idea

>>460652
how much will they work for?
because i ain't got too many bones left

>>460460
don't do it do it

>>460460
Simple and effective

>>461291
I have a cousin that married a gargoyle whose former college roommate is married to the best friend of the brother of the former business partner of an acquaintance of the Lieutenant of the 13th Army of Oblivion.

...Wait, that's odd. I thought there were only 12 armies.

>>460460
roll a 1d100 for effectiveness
and wait until we have to break you out of the painful fire pit

>>462881
can you get us that gargoyle? i hope he works cheap.

>>462679
yeah lets see about that See:>>463618

>>463622
Sorry i meant to quote this guy
>>460304

>>465534
it's cool

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GUYS LETS GET A WITCH, then go to the sewers to find ghouls.

>>466743
there was some sage knight, on the last witch burning i attended. he basically told us that witches are made of wood.

that means they grow on trees, right? so, how about we go in that cursed woods and look for the witch tree?

>>468701
yeah i can see no problems with that.
roll 1d100 for success

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>468878

>>478374
you end up in the painful fire pit for one night, the agonizing screams of those who still have flesh were surprisingly soothing

>>478753
Lets make a freaking band. Skeleton rockers? 10/10. We'll mosh so hard and loud that the werewolves across the street wont even hear their own howls.

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>>485820
sounds lake a plan, stanaroo.
maybe ill let you open for me at The funny bone.