Protagonist and the quest for a worthy quest

>>455302
A French dude smoking cigarettes

File: sketch-1470691317735.png (174KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

174KB, 1920x1080px

>>455330
Oh! But of course you're a french person. But what is this french person's name?

>>455358
Rene-Eustache-Christophe

File: sketch-1470693333005.png (145KB, 1080x1108px) Image search: [Google]

145KB, 1080x1108px

>>455449
Ah, a fine name, and waht, Rene, brings you to the death barge?

>>455485
I murdered my last cell mate

File: sketch-1470694218081.png (174KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

174KB, 1920x1080px

>>455496
Well of course, but I don't see what that has to do with why you're on the death barge in the first place.

>>455538
I wasnt on the death barge i was at a lesser prison then i murdered my old celly and got stuck on the death barge

File: sketch-1470695510728.png (273KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

273KB, 1920x1080px

>>455578
Oh, right, at any rate, Steve is pestering you about this fresh elf corpse and whether he can have a slice. Bloody baguette monster.

>>455626
Of course he can! Invite steve in, and then leave the cell and lock him in it

File: sketch-1470697096811.png (228KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

228KB, 1920x1080px

>>455638
No problem, except for the part where these cells don't lock. Steve thanks you profusely all the same.

>>455738
Well then lets a have a look around

>>456374
Not much to see, just the vast grey of the death barge, I'll give you more details tomorrow morning.

>>456538
Try to eat the bread man

File: sketch-1470758305216.png (388KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

388KB, 1080x1920px

>>456891
Congratulations, you've latched onto steve's left forearm with your teeth.

>>457608
Apologies to the bread man, give him our business card. Then walk away

File: sketch-1470801190326.png (324KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

324KB, 1080x1920px

>>457645
You had me stumped for 11 hours, I'm certain Steve will not recover quite as quickly.

>>459787
Leave the death barge

File: sketch-1470881825881.png (161KB, 1080x1840px) Image search: [Google]

161KB, 1080x1840px

>>460208
You get the suit half on before you consider that spacing yourself is probably not the best plan.

>>461948
Say aloud everything i know about the death barge

>>462662
The death barge is a super structure. It is a massive prison floating in space. It houses some of the most dangerous criminals in the galaxy. There is a bauggette monster named steve. There is a french phychopath named Rene-Eustache-Christophe. There is bacon in the cafeteria. There is also deadly poison that looks like bacon in the cafeteria. Thus concludes your knowledge of the death barge.

>>462742
Eat the bacon in the cafeteria and hope it's not poison.

>>462788
You carefully select the pork bacon from the cafeteria. Om nom nom.

>>462809
Blah!

>>462742
Search for gaurds aboard the death barge

>>463456
"Guard on the death barge" is on a list of jobs deemed "too horrendously dangerous" for "any person" along with "AI caretaker" and "tyranid bait"

>>463531
So the death barge is like the worst place you could be?

>>463897
Yup!

>>463952
Explore and try to find other inmates

File: sketch-1471021649733.png (456KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

456KB, 1080x1920px

>>464880
These jackals especially from, what was it? Fungus nation or whatever it was? Anyways, they're wailing on some elven kid.

>>463952
If its that bad i say we put on our sapce suit and bail out an air-lock

>>465480
Allow me to refer you to this>>461948
Also, keep in mind that the death barge is kept far away from absolutely everything for precisely this reason.

>>466803
I just dont wanna get torn up by an italian and a dinosaur

File: sketch-1471055523323.png (465KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

465KB, 1080x1920px

>>467654
I wouldn't worry about that, you are very fast at murder. The elf thanks you, he was at only half a heart. Elves sure are weird.

Are you lot as bored as I am? What sort of quest would you play?